Curacao

[Photo Time]

9/03, Day 3 (from my archives)

It is Saturday morning and overcast looking like rain. That is unusual for this island as they only average 26 inches of rainfall per year. Wouldn't you know it would happen when I was there. Had a great buffet breakfast at the hotel restaurant and read for a while during the drizzle. About 11:00 AM it stopped and I headed for the beach. There are numerous beaches in Curacao but I suppose the most frequented is Mambo beach next to the Sea Acquarium. Paid my $3NA and found a chair in front of one of the little bar/restaurants. Beach chair cost $2NA for the day and was very clean and comfortable.

There was a professional lady photographer there taking picutres of some people playing in the water. She had some pretty impressive equipment and it was interesting to watch her. A guy with her came over and asked me something in Spanish. I asked him to repeat it and he waved another guy over. The guy told me they were taking photos for their new brochure of the beach and Sea Acquarium. He told me I looked like an executive and asked if I would pose for some photos. This was a different twist! I agreed.

I met the photographer and she was from Medellin, there on a photo assignment with a Colombian advertising agency. She also spoke very good english as she had attended a photo/journalism school in Boston. Had a lot of fun asking her about her equipment and even clicked off a few of my own. She asked me if I would do the photos and I agreed but jokingly told her it would cost her 4AA batteries for my camera (mine were dead. I use rechargeables and had forgotten to change them before coming to the beach) She laughed and said OK. I told her in earnest I would buy them since the little store didn't have any. She just shook her head and said no problem. She took about a dozen shots and said she was happy with the results. We'll see if I make the cover of the Cuarcao Sea Acquarium brocure next year. Ha ha!

There was still a cloud cover so the sun was not too intense. I went for a little walk, took some photos and got a few eyefulls of some of the local blond Danish girls sunbathing topless. Some really cute girls here but absolutely not approachable. I tried twice and was waved away both times. Might have been my age or nationality or they may have had local boyfriends but it was a no go. Now, the local darker skinned natives was a different story. Remember, almost the entire population speaks Spanish, English, Papimiento and Dutch. I struck up a conversation with one well toned and very fit 30 something lady. She was very cordial and began telling me all kinds of stuff about the island. She even warned me to stay away from a place called La Mirage and that it was a bad place. I asked her why? Seems a lot of the locals go there and fall in love with the Columbians then divorce their wives. Happened to her, ouch! Well, I asked if she was free for dinner and she accepted. She even offered to pick me up at my hotel and I agreed.

Supposed to meet me in the lobby at 7:30 but typical "island time" and influenced by Spanish culture she showed up at 8:00 in a brand new Mercedes 500SL (nice divorce settlement I guess). Visions of a $250 dinner started spinning in my head. Fortunately, it was not the case. We went to a little seafood restaurant that was one of her favorites and we both had a very nice meal for under $30 US. We decided to go dancing at a local club. She was impressed that I knew some of the latin dances and I taught her a few American moves as well.

I went for the close at around 10:30 but it was not her style. She suggested I come back sometime and we get to know each other. Just what I need! We danced some more and at around 11:00 I told her I was tired and had a long day on Sunday. She dropped me off and I did get a very nice good night kiss and embrace.

As soon as she was gone, I hailed a taxi for La Mirage. Tonight was show night. Went in and found a table in the bar/ stage area. Place was filling up fast and I wound up sharing my table with three other guys. Saw the little Mulatta and she was giving me the eye. Also saw the little Calina and she was looking hot as well. I must say the sights this night were improved from my first night. I saw a lot more 7's and 8's but the 1's and 2's were still around.

Show started a little late with a striptease to full nude and off the stage. Second girl had a real nice body and included a little audience participation in the form of a pseudo lap dance. Third girl out got real funky with the audience but she was way overweight for my liking.

Next, they put a matress on the floor and a clean sheet over the bed. Girl starts dancing bottomless but never took off her top. Small tits anyway. Before I knew it a tall slender black guy is running up on the stage and volunteering. She teases him a little and makes him take off his clothes. Guys it is true, he was hung like a horse. Damned condom would only cover about 1/3 of him. She gave him a short covered BJ to get him hard and he plowed into her. I was certain she would wince but she just laid back and took it all in. They went at it for a few minutes and she pushed him away and left the stage. He was no where near to being finished but I'll bet there was another girl there that night who did finish him. He could give away 2-3 inches and still cause a gasp from a girl.

I grabbed the little Calina and made a bee line for her room. The mulatta saw me and I just shrugged.

Nicer session than the previous night and went right up to the 30 minute mark before busting a nut. She seemed to enjoy it and asked me to come back again the next day. I tried to get her to go to the beach with me on Sunday but she had some kind of meeting to attend at the Campo.

Got home around 2:00AM and got a good nights sleep. Decided to go back to Mambo beach again for the day and do some reading. I forgot to mention. On Sat upon entering I went to the left when I hit the beach. While wandering and taking photos I went in the other direction and found a real bevy of beauties sunbathing topless. So today when I enter I make a bee line to the right and find a chaise positioned between three lovely topless lasses. Soon 5 more joined them. I am reading, taking an occasional walk to the water to cool off and just enjoying the sights. I finally ask one of them a question and she answers me in perfect English. Turns out she is from Minnesota (blond/blue eyed) and lives with her family in Curacao. Her dad works for a big engineering firm. She is in her third year at the University and wants to come back to America for Grad School. She introduces me to her friends and I try like hell for a group photo. No dice. Damn...might have been an ****** Award winner! 8 blond haired, blue eyed firm bodied 20 something beauties topless on the beach.....Oh well, maybe in my next life or next trip to the Riveria! Had a fun afternoon, bought a few beers, played paddle ball on the beach (and that was quite a site watching all those tits bouncing up and down).

Finally went back to the hotel, had some dinner, read for a while and hit Campo again. Did a repeat with the Calina and called it an early night. I did have business meetings early the next morning.

When I got back to the room the 500SL had left me a message to see if I wanted to come over to her place for dinner. I tried to call but no answer. Oh well, shit happens!

Had business meetings and went to the airport. Easy departure and right on time.

[Photo Time]

9/02, day 2 (from my archive)

finished my business on friday, had a nice leisurly dinner at the hotel and decided to take a nap. since le mirage does not really get started until around 10:00-11:00 i thought this might be a late night.

grabbed a taxi around 9:00 and headed out to the compound. yep, another $15 taxi ride. this was really beginning to irk me. i was paying $30 for a session; $3.75 for a mixed drink and $15-20 for a fricking cab ride each way. oh well, entered the place with the usual $3.00 cover grabbed a beer and started a conversation with another gringo. poor lad, worked for one of the oil refineries and had been there two years. said lm was about the only place on the island worth going to but told me about a couple of others. he suggested i not go alone or to hire a taxi driver to go with me. he told me not much talent but an occasional jewel. it didn't sound too exciting but i said i would check them out.

as we were sitting there this petite little mulatta with a rack to die for was leaning up against a column giving me the eye. she was wearing a very flimsy see through top that displayed her ample assets rather well. i called her over andf got her a drink. i asked if they were "natural" and she said yes. looked fake to me because they were so firm and standing straight up without any sag. told her i had to check them out. sure enough, they were as natural as they could be. she told me they were firm because she had not had any children. we finished our drinks and off to her little room we went. nice (but covered) bj. seems to be the norm around here. hot session with multiple positions. quick shower afterwards and back to the bar.

well satisfied now i continued my conversation with the guy i had met earlier. he told me i went too early. i told hiom i wanted them when they weren't already worn out for the evening. he just chuckled. he did tell me there was a constant new supply of girls every week, mostly from colombia. since they only have 3 month visas i could see how this could be very true. he told me they usually arrive on fridays, get indoctrinated by management as to the programma, rules and regulations and start work right away. firday night is the busiest night since all the locals come there to check out the new talent. i got the impression he had done quite a few of the girls here and a number of them came up and hugged and kissed him.

anyway, the crowd began to grow and promptly at midnight they had a little strip show. must have been mandatory for all the unoccupied girls to attend because suddenly we were surrounded by about 100 of them and about 100 guys as well. sort of turned into a big party. only three strippers but went fully nude before exiting. my friend told me there was a sex show the next evening where a volunteer out of the audience fucked a girl on stage. sounded interesting...as a viewer, not a participant!

spotted another cutie and my friend said she was brand new today. he called her over and we all met for the first time. we chatted and he asked me if i wanted her. being the nice guy that i am i told him to go ahead if he wanted to. he countered with, "i can have her anytime in the next three months. you only have a couple of days...go for it if you want". i took him up on his offer. cute little girl from cali, 20 years old, don't remember name and it wouldn't matter anyway unless you will be there within the next two and one half months because she will be gone.

anyways, easy to tell she was new as she was a little timid and wanted the lights off. i told her lights on or no deal. she agreed and removed her clothes. another nice rack that were very firm, tight little ass and what a kisser when she finally came around. no kids yet and very tight y. had to lube up twice during the 30 minute session and she had what appeared to be a real orgasm. at least it seemed so because she did not want me to touch her pussy or her nipples because they were too sensitive. we finally got around to some nmore groping when our time was up. i was thinking i might just visit her again on sat. night.

went out to the parking lot and started talking with a taxi driver. asked him about the places my new friend had suggested and he agreed to accompany me., for a slight fee. taxi $30 plus his drinks. sounded fair to me for the ride and a little protection.

we went to a place called la tasca. very quiet for after midnight on a fri. had a decent bar and a raised dance floor but very little action. i asked if possibly the girls were all with customers. my driver told me not and they only usually had 10-12 girls. i saw eight and none of them were over a 5. one drink and out we went. he recommended a private house called crazy horse. i agreed and off we went. literally in a private neighborhood like the casas in cartagena and there was no outside indication this was anything but a regular residence. he rang the bell and a little peep hole door opened. he said something in the native dialect and the door opened. looked like we were walking into someones home. living room and dining room furniture, tv's throw rugs on the floors. i was beginning to smell a set up and started back out the door when a lady came out of another room and motioned me to follow her. i looked at my taxi driver and reminded him i knew his name and taxi number. he grinned and said it was ok. we went into a back room that had been converted into a small dark bar area. music was playing although at a very low volume. there were 5 girls there. none under 30 years old or over a 4 in my ratings. i took one look and told my driver let's go. i asked him if he knew the other place my friend recommended and he said yes but did not recommend i go there. lot of fights and shootings. back to my hotel we go.

[Photo Time]

9/02, Day 1 (from my archive)

Found myself destined for a business trip to Curacao. Nautrally I wanted to investigate the hobbying opportunities and began scouring archives on several sites to get the "lay of the land" so to speak.

Curacao is an island off the coast of Venezuela and is part of the ABC (Aruba Bonaire and Curacao) Netherland Antilles chain of islands. It is predominately Dutch but there are a lot of Spanish and local natives as well who inhabit this island. It is not very large and one could drive it's 60 Km length in about an hour. A vast majority of the people are multi lingual speaking, Dutch, Papamiento (local dialect), Spanish and English. This is not only true of the socially elite and well to do but the vast majority of the people. They can switch from one language to another with ease and many times carry on conversations with multiple people in multiple languages.

Quick two and 1/2 hour flight from Miami and slept most of the way after having to get up at 0 dark 30 to make and early flight out. Arrived in Curacao. Small airport. Absolutely no problems with immigration or customs. Had reserved a hotel off the Internet and will not recomment this place for others. I plan to move tomorrow if possible.

Campa Allegre/Le Mirage:

Mongering haven.....? Yes! 100-130 Colombian and Dominican girls who live on premise and are there strictly for your hobbying pleasure. It is a literal comound surrounded by a 10' high brick wall. Inside are over 100 small apartments in about 16 different buildings where the girls reside and ply their trades. Cost is $3 US or $5 guilders entrance. You do go through security screening and a pat down. No cameras allowed (damn). Inside is an open parking lot, an open air dance and stage area with a couple of bars and big screen TV's. Beers are $3 for a small can and mixed drinks are more.

Programma is to walk around the various buildings and see the girls in their rooms until you like something you see. many are walking around, geting something to eat at the small restaurant, sitting on or near various planter areas or in and around the bar area. Most are Colombianas or Dominicas here on very strict 3 month visas. They pay the management $40 per day for the rooms and average 3-4 customers per night.

I can tell you there was every shape size and color. Very few 8's-9's; even some 1's-2's. Above average was a 7.5 and I found 2 I would consider an 8 (did both of them too within the few hours I was there.) It is a strick 30 minute session or until you pop, no second pops unless you want a second half hour extension. One girl wanted money up front in the room, the other waited till we were finished. Guess which one got the propina?

I would suspect if you were a regular and frequent customer you could probably enjoy a GFE experience but for the most part I got the impression this was a "slam, bam thank you mam" kind of place. If you finished before 30 minutes, session was over.

Not the greatest sex I have ever enjoyed but still better than some. Covered BJ's, cowgirl, Reverse, Mish and some doggy. Little massage afterwards and out the door looking for another.

I have one coming to my hotel on Sat for the day but their rules are very strict. She must be back by 6:00 or she is fined $40.

Will keep you posted and try for some photos. Little 24 yr old from Cali. 2 kids but still tight and semi-firm breasts.

Only "caution". Might want to consider renting a car here. Taxi's are atrocious. $15 for 6 mile ride from airport to my hotel. $20 each way from hotel to Campo. If I didn't have business partners driving me everywhere else, I probably would have rented a car.

Would not put Curacao in my top 10 mongering destinations and certainly would not select it as a place to just go mongering. If you find yourself here on a business trip or want some of the finest diving, it would be a nice little diversion.

[Ford]

To Scotch,

If you scroll down about 14 posts ago and read my post dated 11/26, I pretty much set the Campo scene for you during the day. Campo never closes its just that since most of the guests are around at night things usually pick up around 7 pm. During the day the girls take care of chores and bank runs. If you arrive at 10 am you will usually find someone around that is looking for fun, but your selection will be low because most girls sleep late.

Campo does not permit cameras or photos on premises. All bags are searched to insure that no one brings in food, beverages cameras or weapons. The "house owner" as you put it is the Government of the Netherlands Antilles and in this case can't be "juiced".

Rent a car at the airport - its fairly cheap, its convenient and they offer some very attractive deals on sites like travelocity.
Cheers,
FORD

[Scotch]

I'll be at the Hilton for a weekend jan 9 to 12 2004. What time do they start at the campo for I won't be able to get out at night. I like to take photos of the girls and read that you can't. Can photos be had for a extra tip to the girl or house owner. Should I rent a car for the airport or near the hotel.

Thanks in advance to anyone who can help me.

[Ford]

hola mates,

i am writing this from the internet cafe in sosua, dominican republic. i thought i would throw something on this board that you all might find interesting considering the recent posts and conversations about girls and how to treat them and how the government treats them etc. etc. etc.

i have a serious gfe now here in the "dr" and yesterday it was actually time to visit the family. we drove three hours across the north coast of the dr from sosua, past cabarete to this little dumpy town called sanchez (sp) just about 15 minutes from samana. if you have never heard of these towns don't feel bad i never had either before this trip. now picture this, i am literally three hours from the nearest international airport, so there are absolutely no tourists here at all. just a bunch of locals looking at me like "what the heck is that very lost gringo doing here"

after meeting the family i took my girl shopping for clothes and there in the window of one of the womens clothing stores i saw it! a sign in the window that said (in spanish of course) ladies - excellent opportunities to make big money in the service industry, working primarilly as maids or waitresses on the beautiful island of curacao. if you are a women **** 35 -call this number and get a job working for the government of curacao in the service industry, make money, get a netherlands antilles visa, good on all of the abc islands, leave the dominican republic and enjoy the beautiful island of curacao while helping your family financially!

now in a country where unemployment in certain areas runs at about 40% and higher for women this all sounds real attractive!

when my girl came out of the clothing store (leaving me 2000 pesos poorer) i asked her about the sign. she waived her hand, and said (in spanish) "that is all garbage!" " its just a front for putas" she continued. i played dumb, "what do you mean"

she explained "what they do is grab about 8 to 10 girls from this city every year. these girls are driven to the airport in puerto plata and loaded on a plane, hoping to land a job as a waitress or a maid. they are then flown to willemsted, driven to a hotel and they are put up for two days. they feed them and they all hang out together while the person who brought them alledgedly is out looking for those great servive jobs that were promised. a day or two later, the man returns and tells them that none of the hotels are hiring, they are all booked up and we can fly you back home now if you would like. however, there is another option. they are told that there is a camp where the girls can earn big, big money in a clean, safe place working as putas. the girls talk together and since they already told their family that they would be away for several months, they already have a few friends that will be at the camp with them, and since returning broke is not a good option, many decide to stay. some return."

my girlfriend told me that most people know about those "curacao trips" and what they are about. some girls are real young or not very smart and they don't find out until they arrive.

i'm sure all of the guys on this board only know about curacao from the perspective of having gone there and having talked to the people there and the girls working there. i just thought i would give you some information from a different perspective. you don't see these curacao signs in "tourist" areas. i bet nobody in curacao ever thought that a former patron of their island would ever see their sign posted in the window of a women's clothing store in a little dirt poor, dumpy town called sanchez - three full hours from any international airport. the word for the day is... deception.... can you say it boys and girls i know you can!

cheers,
ford

[Mose]

When I was at Campo one of the locals warned me about Tosca in Otrabanda. I never got ripped off. I was told the pimp may pull a gun on you and rip you off. When I was there last year, the area was tough, you know when you walk in to a bar and get the vibes. No one bothered me but you could sense trouble in the area. The local that recommened me to stay away told me Campo has every thing at a reasonalble price and there are no security problems, hell the government runs it.. His point was why take a chance.

[Goga Fung]

Hi,

I'd like to summarize a few recent issues:

1) The refinery smells is only on the way from Wiliamstad to campo while driving near the refinery. If you stay in a hotel near the Sea Aquarium or other resort there won't be any smell at all.

The smell is only near the refinery, there is no reason to say that the smell is all over the island.

2) Gas prices are expensive, but you won't be able to spent alot of gas, the island isabout 10 by 50 miles size. If you drive for hotel to campo it's only s few kilometers each way,so do not worry about gas price. You pay about $20 in gas for 3 days driving. Rent an economical car if yo are gonna drive a lot.

3) Local people are not rude. Maybe there were some misunderstandings. I've never seen any rude person there. There are some people who look odd, but they are no different from those in NYC or DC asking for change.

Mose: which guys tried to rip you off in otrabanda? I've been there many times, but nobody every tride to rip me off, except girs.

Just having another opportunity to say this: while realizing that the campo is an incredible place with fabulous prices, please do not behave that it is darn cheap for you. People there are businessmen too. So sooner or later the prices will go up, and it is upto the consumer(you) who'll have the influence on the prices.

This has happened to many places in the world. Campo has not been popular among americans as it is now. Please do not spoil this place so fast.

Sincerely yours,

Goga

[Ricker]

FORD ... you just made my day!

My little waits in Curacao may be a bit more fun than before.

Thanks!

[Ford]

(Ricker wrote)
Anybody know how long of a cab ride it is from the main airport in Curacao to CAMPO?

**** Campo-Alegre is right next to the Hato International Airport - not more than a two-three minute ride. (In fact, you can see the Campo-Alegre "palm tree" in the distance as they turn the plane around and taxi it to the gate)
When you exit the airport parking lot you make a left and the entrance to Campo is a sharp left just up the road. If you have a short-time layover, I think it would be an ideal place to kill a couple of hours. Always chicas around even in the middle of the day and can't imagine it would be more than a few bucks in a cab, although I can't say exactly - always rented cars.
Cheers,
FORD

[Mose]

Just back from a week with 8 daily visits to Campo. It will take me weeks to recouperate. Totally drained. Those Columbian women are the best. Some thing for eveyone, I saw two guys leaving one gal's place with big smiles, double penetration no doubt, plus another guy with his girlfriend along looking for a threesome. My highlight of the week was an ass to mouth experience. I only wish I could last longer. Two hours in Campo and a drive and almost crawl to my 'hotel.
As to the air quality, only one section of the island gets the refinery smell. The West end has some of the most beautiful beaches in the world. As to the locals, the best, they bend over backwards to help you out. Frankly I get better treatment in Curacao than I do in the US. At the hotel, dive boats restaurants.
My only complaint is you can not take pics at Campo.
Also advice from the locals stay away from Tosca in the Otrabanda, too many bad guys to rip you off. Safe at Campo.

As' to the distance to the airport, 5 min's.

Noting in the Caribbean that compares to Campo.

[Hit n Run]

You could literally walk if you wanted to. Go back thru the reports for about 9 months, someone posting walking directions, 20 minutes or so. For perspective, the whole island is only 38 miles long by 5 miles.

[Ricker]

Anybody know how long of a cab ride it is from the main airport in Curacao to CAMPO? Sometimes I have a few hour sit there on my way to Venezuela and would like to make a quick visit if possible.


Thanks.

[J Stem]

Hey luvdapuss,

Glad you had a great time. My experience was the same down to the smells and all. Would I go back? Heck yeah!

J Stem

[Ford]

luvdapuss,

The refinery there is huge and the smell is always present in the air within a 5 mile radius which includes most of the downtown area. The locals that work the hotels are rude and borderline hostile. Gas is $6/gallon.

***** Amazing isn't it - the island is the primary oil refinery for the entire country of Venezuela but gas prices there are always through the roof.

You forgot to mention that the entire island has the vague but unmistakable funky smell of petroleum. When you get home you can still smell the island on whatever shirt you walked around Campo in, two weeks later.

Cheers,

FORD