Curacao

[CarneNorte]

Hello all,

After reading The curacao thread, my friend and I are actually heading down on June 15-19th. We rented a car and staying near / around mambo area. We plan on visiting Campo throughout the time we are here, after sight-seeing of course. Hopefully I can review some on my time there. We are planning to do an atv activity, any gents got any suggestions on which company to book with and is the cigar shop in mambo beach worth a visit?

Thanks.

[Dellorto]

The idea coined by the 22 year old entrepreneur can work, though not in its entirety. When it comes to Campo there isn't much value you can add as a liaison. Once inside the walls of the camp anyone can pick a girl and take her to her crib to have fun, unless he gets preyed on first by strong willed Dominicanas

It's outside the walls of Campo where one could play a role in facilitating the things a mongerer needs, such as logistics from and to the airport / diving spots / beaches, a well located comfortable apartment at a competitive price, a car or taxi service at normal rates etc. Those are things a non mongerer would also need. The 22 year old mentioned he enjoys Campo himself and speaks English and Spanish, so he knows the specific needs of a mongerer (which is not rocket science). If you can cater to those needs at a good price you may have a shot. I do see room for someone who focuses strictly on mongerers and offers a tailored service as host on the island, staying away from prostitution but offering everything else up to Campo's gates. You shouldn't be willing to make fast money but instead steadily see if there's a market (eg. start connecting with mongerers and offer basic services) and see if you can gain some momentum.

I see people thinking about renting a car or using cabs, asking about places to see and visit, girl friendly hotels, people staying just a few days and don't know the island. it's not much to work with but I think if executed well there is room for business.

Key words here are: fair price, honesty, good communication and flexibility.
Just my 2 cents.

[StRobert]

Hello gentleman,

I want to first thank you for all the great reports on here. I have read the last 6 months of reports and am going to read more. I am making my first trip to Curacao July 1st-5th and I do have a few newbie questions for you. I apologize if they have already been answered. I am experienced with escorts in the US and have been to the brothels in Sint Maarten. I actually thought about going back but the Colombians at Campo have swayed me to Curacao. I have a couple questions below.

1.) I know some of you have stayed at Campo. I originally was going to get an all-inclusive deal at one of the resorts that is oceanfront to do the vacation thing for most of my time there and visit Campo a couple hours a day. However, after reading the forums I learned you can rent the rooms at Campo and also learned about the airbnb options. As a first time visitor I am torn on where I should stay. Being at Campo my entire trip is tempting but then again I wonder if it might be overkill being there 4 nights.

2.) I am also torn on whether I should go with the taxi or a rental car. Does anyone know the average cost of a taxi from the beach hotels to campo? With the rental cars can you pay cash or do they need a credit card on file? I have successfully gotten rid of all my credit cards and now only have a visa debit card. 3.) How "active" is the strip club and dance area of Campo? If I stay there I will need something to do in between fucking LOL. - 3.) This is a huge place with air condition, big tv (sports channel), large sofas, bar. Good place to relax and take it easy. In addition, there is also a small bar (air condition) and open air restaurant next to 2) Taxi costs about US $ 20 everywhere, the more economical it is to borrow the car at the airport but Make reservations now. (Budget, Avis) I used a credit card. 1.) Four days and nights in the Campo is maybe too much, I spent my days at Mambo beach and after sunset somewhere from 8 AM to 130 AM in Campo.Have fun.

3.) How "active" is the strip club and dance area of Campo? If I stay there I will need something to do in between fucking LOL.

If anyone will be visiting during this time definitely send me a PM. Thanks again for your help and sorry for the newbie questions.

3.) How "active" is the strip club and dance area of Campo? If I stay there I will need something to do in between fucking LOL. - 3.) This is a huge place with air condition, big tv (sports channel), large sofas, bar. Good place to relax and take it easy. Strip show evening every 2 -3 HR. In addition, there is also a small bar (air condition) and open air restaurant 2.) Taxi costs about US $ 20 everywhere, the more economical it is to rent the car at the airport but make reservations now on line (Budget, Avis, National) I used a credit card, sorry don't know about cash only payment. 1.) Four days and nights in the Campo is maybe too much, I spent my days at Mambo beach and after sunset somewhere from 8 PM to 130 AM in Campo. Have fun!

[StRobert]

Dear all,

I am a young 22 year old, entrepreneur / student that enjoys going to campo. I have this idea to offer a " sex tour-guide " service for Curacao. Clients pay an hourly fee, to be guided around. I really don't want to hustle anybody. I would like to provide them with true value, first of all I can speak 4 languages Local papiamentu, Dutch, English and Spanish to be able to communicate with the chicas. I could translate for the clients, make offers, set-up clients with chicas. Transportation can also be included. Imagine if you don't have anybody to go to campo with, now you can pay to have your own wingman / waiter. A premium service for people that really want to make the best out of their time. The service isn't only limited to campo, it can also be applied to all other party's and event's. May I have some thoughts or reactions?

This type of business can be good for tourists from cruise ships. They have a very limited time on the island, do not know the island and do not have a car. But my question is whether this business sex tour-guide is legal on the island? If it is legal that perhaps you must have license and pay taxes. A few years ago, the US owner of a similar business from a base in New York City (sex tou guide to the Dominican Republic) was arrested in US. If you will have a good reputation that you will have a lot of customers. This is the only business advice, personally I like legal prostitution with these exotic and gorgeous women, but I am against sex tour guides.

[Cursnoop]

Hello gentleman,

I want to first thank you for all the great reports on here. I have read the last 6 months of reports and am going to read more. I am making my first trip to Curacao July 1st-5th and I do have a few newbie questions for you. I apologize if they have already been answered. I am experienced with escorts in the US and have been to the brothels in Sint Maarten. I actually thought about going back but the Colombians at Campo have swayed me to Curacao. I have a couple questions below.

1.) I know some of you have stayed at Campo. I originally was going to get an all-inclusive deal at one of the resorts that is oceanfront to do the vacation thing for most of my time there and visit Campo a couple hours a day. However, after reading the forums I learned you can rent the rooms at Campo and also learned about the airbnb options. As a first time visitor I am torn on where I should stay. Being at Campo my entire trip is tempting but then again I wonder if it might be overkill being there 4 nights..

I never slept in Campo, I cannot sleep on those bed it is not comfortable at all, I heard that room 201/202 or another room nearby is the only room that looks high end the campo owners let their girlfriends stay in there, but I dunno if it is for rent or not. Staying 4 days in campo could be great only if the line up of the chicas is great. About cars it depends on what you will be doing if you only drive to campo once a day and go back to the hotel and the hotel is not far I guess taxi would be cheaper but if not then you should rent a car. You can also use airbnb but I wouldn't stay near campo the area surrounding it can be a bit sketchy. The stripclub / dace area in campo sucks you can find some girls in there looking for customers but most of the girls cannot really work the pole and It looks like most of the girls who works the strippole are not attractive at all.

[Stripper Love]

Hello gentleman,

I want to first thank you for all the great reports on here. I have read the last 6 months of reports and am going to read more. I am making my first trip to Curacao July 1st-5th and I do have a few newbie questions for you. I apologize if they have already been answered. I am experienced with escorts in the US and have been to the brothels in Sint Maarten. I actually thought about going back but the Colombians at Campo have swayed me to Curacao. I have a couple questions below.

1.) I know some of you have stayed at Campo. I originally was going to get an all-inclusive deal at one of the resorts that is oceanfront to do the vacation thing for most of my time there and visit Campo a couple hours a day. However, after reading the forums I learned you can rent the rooms at Campo and also learned about the airbnb options. As a first time visitor I am torn on where I should stay. Being at Campo my entire trip is tempting but then again I wonder if it might be overkill being there 4 nights.

2.) I am also torn on whether I should go with the taxi or a rental car. Does anyone know the average cost of a taxi from the beach hotels to campo? With the rental cars can you pay cash or do they need a credit card on file? I have successfully gotten rid of all my credit cards and now only have a visa debit card.

3.) How "active" is the strip club and dance area of Campo? If I stay there I will need something to do in between fucking LOL.

If anyone will be visiting during this time definitely send me a PM. Thanks again for your help and sorry for the newbie questions.

[Robbie876]

Dear all,

I am a young 22 year old, entrepreneur / student that enjoys going to campo. I have this idea to offer a " sex tour-guide " service for Curacao. Clients pay an hourly fee, to be guided around. I really don't want to hustle anybody. I would like to provide them with true value, first of all I can speak 4 languages Local papiamentu, Dutch, English and Spanish to be able to communicate with the chicas. I could translate for the clients, make offers, set-up clients with chicas. Transportation can also be included. Imagine if you don't have anybody to go to campo with, now you can pay to have your own wingman / waiter. A premium service for people that really want to make the best out of their time. The service isn't only limited to campo, it can also be applied to all other party's and event's. May I have some thoughts or reactions?

I have to agree with all the distinguished visitors, Campo is so easy for even the novice monger to find a nice chica and enjoy himself, there are plenty of locals and regulars around that are are always willing to help with a quick translation or tips on new and interesting chicas. Most girls will have the basic understanding of English and will be able to give you a price, though speaking (even basic) Spanish will generally get you a much better experience. Regarding the waiter service, any girl will be more than glad to get you a drink if you offer her one too, and table service is available some evenings. I don't think that the services offered by the so-called 'CampoExpert' will add the value he suggests, and personally do not see much need for these services in Campo.

[Cursnoop]

Dear all,

I am a young 22 year old, entrepreneur / student that enjoys going to campo. I have this idea to offer a " sex tour-guide " service for Curacao. Clients pay an hourly fee, to be guided around. I really don't want to hustle anybody. I would like to provide them with true value, first of all I can speak 4 languages Local papiamentu, Dutch, English and Spanish to be able to communicate with the chicas. I could translate for the clients, make offers, set-up clients with chicas. Transportation can also be included. Imagine if you don't have anybody to go to campo with, now you can pay to have your own wingman / waiter. A premium service for people that really want to make the best out of their time. The service isn't only limited to campo, it can also be applied to all other party's and event's. May I have some thoughts or reactions?

I tried to ignore your message but I got to reply.

First all nobody is going to pay for a wingman especially not in Campo. I have noticed regular dudes don't need a wingman, dudes that need help ain't going to pay a wingman either they might buy you a drink that's it but those guys are trying to be the cheapest everywhere to save more money to spend on the hoes.

What premium service are you offering to Campo clients? I mean if you cannot get the cute chicas to leave their room while they have a client and tell her forget that one I got one here and lower the price drastically or make her do things she won't do to the average Joe you are not providing a premium service. If I am in Campo with you and I tell you I need a place to sleep and in 15 minutes you cannot get me a room in Campo you are just a regular Campo guy like everyone else. You are probably just a dude who is spending too much time in Campo and looking to make money on the side but in the mongering business it ain't working like that Cash is King unless you got a tight mouthpiece and a lot of free time.

[Masseys1]

Dear all,

I am a young 22 year old, entrepreneur / student that enjoys going to campo. I have this idea to offer a " sex tour-guide " service for Curacao. Clients pay an hourly fee, to be guided around. I really don't want to hustle anybody. I would like to provide them with true value, first of all I can speak 4 languages Local papiamentu, Dutch, English and Spanish to be able to communicate with the chicas. I could translate for the clients, make offers, set-up clients with chicas. Transportation can also be included. Imagine if you don't have anybody to go to campo with, now you can pay to have your own wingman / waiter. A premium service for people that really want to make the best out of their time. The service isn't only limited to campo, it can also be applied to all other party's and event's. May I have some thoughts or reactions?

I have only been once but this to me makes no sense. Campo is easy to find and you can negotiate with the girls without speaking fluent or basic Spanish. I went with my wife who is Spanish a bit ago together and alone. I speak very few words in Spanish, but negotiated rate in English. They all seem to know that much. Also who in the world would pay for a wingman. Its expensive enough to get plane tickets, lodging, pay for food, and chicas let alone have to now pay an hourly rate for this? This may make more sense if you were in Costa Rica and could do a tour of all the different MPS and Del Ray etc. But in Campo I wouldn't get it. Last time I was going to head out to look for a few bars where there are ladies from Venezuela but I also would certainly not want a guide for that either. Well good luck but I think this one is not likely to fly.

[PogoStick]

Dear all,

I am a young 22 year old, entrepreneur yada yada

There are people willing to pay a premium for a local guide. Beyond Campo / wingman duties, I could see that someone might like a guide to local food and activities. There are even some guys that pay exorbitant rates of $1000 per day or more to stay at an all-inclusive (including companions) gentleman's resort. There is always someone willing to buy what anyone is selling.

However, I think your prospective client base for Curacao would be slim to none. As others have stated, Campo is just too darn easy. Curacao itself is easy, too. Decent roads, friendly people, and English is pretty well understood to some degree almost everywhere. There might be someone that could just use a discreet, reliable driver but don't expect much more than taxi rates and you might need to have proper licensing as well. In fact, a couple years ago there was a guy on the board that, for one reason or the other, could not drive or rent a car. He ended up using local buses and an occasional taxi. So even not being a driver isn't a big obstacle.

This same service in Aruba or Sint Maarten might be slightly more viable as the mongering places in SXM are hard to find, and San Nicolaas can be a bit scary and daunting to a noob. There already is a guided limo service in Aruba to escort gentlemen to the clubs and help negotiate the deal and at one time I did see a website offering guided brothel tours on SXM.

Your best bet is to make contacts here and on other monger or travel related boards and possibly meet up just as friends. You'll get to know a great bunch of guys. I've met several board members in the Caribbean and Asia and always had fun. If my new friend is local and shows me cool places and things to do, I'll buy dinner or drinks but that is about it.

Overall, not a bad concept but definitely the wrong market.

[DoctorKlar]

Dear all,

I am a young 22 year old, entrepreneur / student that enjoys going to campo. I have this idea to offer a " sex tour-guide " service for Curacao. Clients pay an hourly fee, to be guided around. I really don't want to hustle anybody. I would like to provide them with true value, first of all I can speak 4 languages Local papiamentu, Dutch, English and Spanish to be able to communicate with the chicas. I could translate for the clients, make offers, set-up clients with chicas. Transportation can also be included. Imagine if you don't have anybody to go to campo with, now you can pay to have your own wingman / waiter. A premium service for people that really want to make the best out of their time. The service isn't only limited to campo, it can also be applied to all other party's and event's. May I have some thoughts or reactions?

I would also add that it would seem to be silly to pay a guy to be your wing man. If I want a guy wing man, then I'll just chat with some of the guys hanging around the compound.

I mean, I realize that we're already paying for the chica "wing-chicks" so-to-speak but paying for a guy to be your wing man? That just seems bizarre. And why be stuck with just one paid wing-guy? There's a plenty of potential wing guys to hang out with at Campo. You just go up to them and chat with them when you're hanging out. In my experience, most guys you meet up at these sorts of places are rather friendly.

[Mr OReilly]

OK thanks for your feedback. I see your point, but this is not going to become my next company or something. It's just a way to combine my hobby with a job when possible. I still think that there is much more to Campo then just sex, I believe that the whole experience should be much more then that. And every person is different, and having a guide could improve the whole vibe and give you more confidence. Every night in Curacao should be unforgettable, and with my expertise I can guarantee that that will definitely happen.

Again, too easy to make that happen. Campo is the easiest sex ever and I don't see why a guide would be wanted by anyone. Go to compound, find girl, get laid. Easiest sex ever.

[Crjsim]

OK thanks for your feedback. I see your point, but this is not going to become my next company or something. It's just a way to combine my hobby with a job when possible. I still think that there is much more to Campo then just sex, I believe that the whole experience should be much more then that. And every person is different, and having a guide could improve the whole vibe and give you more confidence. Every night in Curacao should be unforgettable, and with my expertise I can guarantee that that will definitely happen.

This shows the degree of unemployment these days.

[CampoExpert]

In my opinoin, Campo is too easy to need a sex tour guide. You go to campo, find a girl you like, and bang for the quoted 50 guilders. Easiest bang of anyones life I think.

If it was Medellin or something, maybe.

OK thanks for your feedback. I see your point, but this is not going to become my next company or something. It's just a way to combine my hobby with a job when possible. I still think that there is much more to Campo then just sex, I believe that the whole experience should be much more then that. And every person is different, and having a guide could improve the whole vibe and give you more confidence. Every night in Curacao should be unforgettable, and with my expertise I can guarantee that that will definitely happen.

[Mr OReilly]

Dear all,

I am a young 22 year old, entrepreneur / student that enjoys going to campo. I have this idea to offer a " sex tour-guide " service for Curacao. Clients pay an hourly fee, to be guided around. I really don't want to hustle anybody. I would like to provide them with true value, first of all I can speak 4 languages Local papiamentu, Dutch, English and Spanish to be able to communicate with the chicas. I could translate for the clients, make offers, set-up clients with chicas. Transportation can also be included. Imagine if you don't have anybody to go to campo with, now you can pay to have your own wingman / waiter. A premium service for people that really want to make the best out of their time. The service isn't only limited to campo, it can also be applied to all other party's and event's. May I have some thoughts or reactions?

In my opinoin, Campo is too easy to need a sex tour guide. You go to campo, find a girl you like, and bang for the quoted 50 guilders. Easiest bang of anyones life I think.

If it was Medellin or something, maybe.