San Juan

[Binary]

Hello,

I am going to be in Condado in a couple of weeks, and wonder if anyone can recommend a good strip club to visit near Condado. I appeciate any information you have.

[A Fool]

Tried to go to Pure Moods on Saturday. I had never gone before and had to find it. It's in Condado on Ashford Ave between Walgreens and Divas (same side of the strret as both). It was about 6:30pm, I rang the bell. Wait. Nothing. I rang again. Wait. The guy that works at the cigar shop near there steps out and is just looking at me. Well nothing was happening, so I just moved on. Either no one was there or they were busy.

[Sam69]

Was in San Juan on business this weekend. Irate customer who wanted the requisite “pound of flesh”. Guess it came straight from my rear end.

Stayed at the Wyndham Condado and got a deluxe ocean view room. Excellent choice. Unlike other hotels where you have a beach in front, the Wyndham is right on the rocky coastline. Sounds of pounding surf all night and beautiful sunsets.

Sunday Night 10:00pm:
Researching this section of the forum, I picked up the San Juan Star and called one of the numbers listed. Claimed to have “Penthouse mode quality” girls. Yeah sure! Wonder which Penthouse they are talking about.

Freddy on the phone was very helpful. Called back in 5 minutes to say “Alejandra” will be there in half an hour. $150 per hour for FS. Ordered a couple of beers from room service and decided to kill time by watching some baseball.

Alejandra was on time. Halle fuckin luah. In Puerto Rico that is truly amazing. And she was good looking too. 5 ft tall, cute face and a slim body. And she was quite fair, which is not what I expected. After paying her the donation and putting on some Bob Marley tunes on the laptop I took her out on the balcony and the gorgeous view of the ocean.

Pounding surf has a KY effect on the ladies. Soon Alejandra was down to her bra and panties and I was in my birthday suit. Standing in the balcony and admiring the view, she started giving Wee Willie the requisite stroking. It felt really good. Warm weather, ocean breeze, crashing waves and a babe stroking Willie. Decided that this was a religious moment and made a mental note to thank the man above.

Retreated to the bedroom and Alejandra got rid of the last few pieces of clothing on her. Great body. Small but perky tits and a clean shaven pussy. Laid down like a beached whale on the bed and let the expert take over. A CBJ was in order. Somehow it’s a little difficult to get a BBBJ in San Juan. Following a 5 minute CBJ, I decide to let her get on top. Now I am not big, but this girl was having a difficult time getting Wee Willie in the garage. I switched position to Doggy and still no progress. Moved to missionary, which I typically keep for the “happy ending” phase of copulation. Wooah. She was bright red in the snatch area. That freaked me out. She said something about she has been working a lot that day and is sore. That’s the reason for the bright red snatch.

Hey, I wasn’t very happy about that and Willie had totally collapsed into a small bud. I decided to throw her out. However, Alejandra persisted in convincing me (with pussy open for inspection) that she wasn’t diseased but just very sore. OK fair enough. She had me take off the condom and proceeded to deliver a great hand-job. It took Willie some time to get out of mourning and soon was at full mast and splattered all over her tits. She gave me her phone number on the way out. I decided that that was the last time I see Alejandra.

Monday Night 10:00pm
Finished the day of meetings missing a few pounds. Managed to calm the customer down. However, he took a big bite out of my arse. After dinner and a few drinks I decided its mongering time. Called Freddy again and complained about Alejandra. He gave me different song and dance, saying Alejandra really enjoyed her time with me and was ready to come out again. NFW.

He then suggested Diana. Again, at precisely half an hour later Diana was at the door. Now, she looked even prettier than Alejandra. Brown skinned, nice sized tits, 5ft 5” with heels and tight top and jeans accentuating the assets at the right places. Took her out on the balcony and just as expected the ocean had the KY Jelly effect on her. She even got out her cell phone and took pictures.

Moved to the bedroom and Diana got out of her clothes. Gorgeous body. Nice firm tits, smooth skin, shaved pussy and a great Puerto Rican booty. Guys, there’s something in the rice and beans here. PR girls have some of the best booty on earth. Made a mental note that the happy ending will be a doggie tonight.

Diana started with a long CBJ. It’s been my experience that it’s difficult to get BBBJ in PR. The girls here are extremely health conscious. On one occasion a lady took out latex gloves to do a HJ. I nearly freaked out. Lets get this clear. I am here to fuck – not go thru a proctology exam. Maybe if I were to see the girl the 2nd or 3rd time I would be able to convince her to deliver a BBBJ. But so far in my several visits to San Juan over the last 2 years, I have not been able to get one. No complaints. A good BJ, C or BB is always a good BJ.

The CBJ lasted a long time and Diana was really getting into the thickness of Wee Willie. She was actually making shlurping sounds. And her lithe body on fours, mouth on the knob while I pawed the “booty” still gives me a hard on. I had to slow her down or I was going to explode without having enjoyed that booty. Didn’t allow digits; but I didn’t complain. Soon she moved to cowgirl and really got into it. I was holding on to her hips to control the motion. She grabbed my hands and put them squarely on her tits. I love that attitude. With my palms squarely pasted on those melons she continued the cowgirl grind for a while. A part of me detached from the action to step aside and admire Captain Sam in action.

Switched to doggy. Yesssirreee! I just pounded her. And she pushed back - all in perfect rhythm. Soon she put her shoulder down and raised the booty up to feel all of Willie in the garage. Man this was great. I held on to that exquisite booty and hung on for the ride. An occasional thwack on the rump made her squeal in delight. Folks, hate to say, but Wee Willie exploded and I saw dancing stars and colors on acid. Diana didn’t let go of Willie. She put her hands back, grabbed my butt and kept me in her while she did the squeeze and grind. I suspect she wanted to come.

Once released, she stretched out on the bed in all her glory with a great smile on her face. I reached for the oxygen mask. Actually beer – and took a large gulp.

I gave her a generous tip after that and she left with pecks and kisses at the door. Definitely a repeat the next time I am in PR. I have the number of this agency run by “Freddie”. You can PM me if you are planning to visit PR. Diana is a great find in San Juan. And she doesn’t need you to learn Spanish to communicate; her English is quite good.

Later that night I made some money at the Casino and fell for the ***** at the bar. She took care of all the winnings ($200) and delivered a rather mediocre performance. Don’t fall for the *****s at the Casino bar. They are a different breed of parasites.

Finished my mongering at 4:00 am, got up at 6:00 am, got onto the 9:00 am flight to Boston and slipped into a 4-hour coma. And Boston was a cold, wet 55 degrees.

In summary, PR is not a mongering scene like the Dominican Republic or Costa Rica. You wont see mongering ads in the Yellow Pages, or the regular channels available at other destinations. And I do not like the bar scene here, such as Frenchies et al. IMHO the San Juan Star Personal Classifieds is the best route.

Attached is picture of the ocean from my room at the Wyndham Condado. Had a lubricating effect on the ladies.

Cheers and happy mongering

Sam69

[Frogger]

Boricuaonline's report is disturbing on a couple of levels.

For one, the police here are incompetent in the matter of arresting murderers but they are placing sex worker ads and doing stakeouts?

Incredible.

Who are these "supercops"?

I have not had the pleasure of visiting San Juan and trying to get laid lately. I am broke and unemployed.

Nonetheless, people tell me Papa Joes, in Ceiba, has a couple of willing strippers/*****s.

You'd think they'd have left with the Navy pullout but this is not the case.

I do not know what the world is coming to.

[BoricuaOnline]

Be careful when soliciting from a newspaper ad. A few persons were arrested recently by that, some ads were posted by the police department.

[A Fool]

Went to the new Frenchie's in Santurce for the first time Saturday night. $10 cover. Few customers inside, dozen or so women. I recognized a face from old Frenchies, she's petite with long curly dark hair and when she does her stage show and goes o the chairs will really slam you hard. I went with her sister -- short fake blonde hair, very cute. $160 for the funky room with a couch + $10 tip to waiter. Complete service, very satisfied.

Then went to Deja Vu. $10 cover. It was packed. Found a provider near the bar. She wanted $150, all I had was $110 so she agreed to that + my drink ticket. Went upstairs to the small bedroom (room better than the funky Frenchie's one, but girl not as hot). Complete service, satisified. While in the room I remember I had done her at the old Frenchies. Funny.

[Luv Black Pus]

Hello all this is my first post but I've been visiting the site for quite a while. I read about the blue Marlin on this board and decided to check it out while I was in puerto rico. I went around 4 in the afternoon there 2 dominican girls there. One offered me full service for 60 plus 25 for the house. I had a nice time I wasn't rushed she was weet had a great body. Only complaint she wouldn't let me finger her or suck on her ttitties. Besides that it was fun.

[DonRicoh]

Dear Board Members,

Puerto Rico has prostitution, but you have to know people in the underground to know where the really good places are.

I recently went to Golden Touch and it was bad, there were only black dominicanas there so I left. Went to Alternatives and a nasty looking blonde was there, she was full of spots on the skin, looked sick.

Janira's is a MP in the same street as the PIP party headquarters, just go on until you have a street to your right closed by a fence, which looks directly onto the Las Americas Expressway. The entrance is the only adjacent to the PIP and the direction, would be to the right if you came from plaza towards Bayamon on Roosevelt ave.

Park there and the house right across the street from that fence is Janiras, she requires an invitation, so say Sandy recomended you to her, Sandy is a redhead I met a Golden Touch a couple of years ago.

Janira has at least 3 girls, a "morena", a white blonde, and a redhead. They provide safe sex for 100, Janira charges $40 as a fee. The place looks like a Hair Salon, but has a room in the back. Wish she had a bed, but there's only a massage table there.

If you intend to go, avoid getting there between 1:30-3:00Pm this is the time these girls go pick their sons from school.

The House number is 1011, or 1110. Remember the fence in front of the house looks to the Expressway.

I like these small operations better, they treat you like they know you and usually the girls are not pro's so the attention is more real and safe.

On the topic of few postings, I believe that the problem is that most people who do the whoring go to private places and hide this from their wifes, so they dont want to use the post and leave a trail. The usual people who look for this action don't need to look further, because they have already found a nice spot and don't post it for fear of ruining a good thing.

I know there is heavy whoring in Piñones, yet I have not yet seen it first hand, you just hear it on "No te duermas", or get the vibe once you're there. Still, I haven't found any great places in Puerto Rico.

Nothing like the Blue Marlin in Costa Rica or The MP's. Still, it is cheaper local service, than to get an airplane ticket for a f*ck.

[Jets33]

Frogger,

Wow, 75 dollars for the room thats crazy ,the room didnt have ac. It would be nice to have bars like that here in Tampa. I grew up in Puerto Rico and the Black Angus was the best. Women from South America, USA, the Carribean, Central America and Europe too, especially Spain. I am 6 feet and i still remember this working girl from Argentina she was like 5'11 wow. I was 19 yrs old. This woman could be a model and the black angus always have plenty of attractive women. The place was perfect. Never is going to be another Black Angus.

Jets 33

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[Frogger]

Thanks to Jet33 for setting the record straight on the Blue Marlin Bar. I was offered full service; however, the price was ridiculous. The woman wanted $75 for the room and, presumably, much more for the sex. I walked out.

The price you quoted is about what one would expect from the Lucky 7.

Frogger

[Party BMW]

Hey

I am going to PR tomorrow.

I think the reason nobody posts is because there is nothing good to post. I used to go to Black Angus. It was great with very good talent. It got closed down as some places in the states. What a bummer.

I dont know of of any other place like it on the island.

If any body knows let me know.

[Jets33]

Hello fellow mongers,

I was in Puerto Rico in dec during the holidays with my family so I didn't have too much time to go around by myself. I went to the Blue Marlin early in the afternoon and only one girl was working, she told me most of the girls were in Dominican Republic visitng their families.I was so horny that I went with this girl. Nice body and ok face. 45 for fs and 20 for the room, half and half. I going back this year and i want check pure moods in condado. Thank you guys for all the nice information.

Jets33

[Lets Date]

Frogger,

I too have pondered the same questions. Are there not any Puerto Rico mongers who read the board? or is action just that slow on the island? I find it difficult to believe the latter just by the encounters I have had with Puerto Rican SW's and strippers.

What do any of you mongers know about this Puerto Rican escort website "www.hotpuertorico.com". There seems to be a nice selection.

Now back to the subject, Puerto Rican escorts, SW's, and dancers are entirely too plentiful here in the US for there not to be many posts on the message board of there origin. Check the major northeastern wsg message boards along with Florida. You will find reports of Puerto Rican women providing BJ's and FS frequently. There might be an increased social stigmatism that exists on the Island that doesn't exist here in the US. But I think it's just that most Puerto Rican mongers, and mongers who have mongered Puerto Rico either don't read the board or don't post.

[BoricuaOnline]

Nice Specimen:

The places you described sounds like two that were closed in 1998 . The big U bar (and a fish tank under the stage) was Miramar Night club and the other was Black Angus.

I recently went to deja vu night club, a strip club I like because dancers have a lot of body contact with you. I has sex offers in this place but no by dancers, there are some girls around that do not dance but make money in some other way. St. Tropez girls are into sex too.

[Snobbir]

Great reports Frogger,

Except for Frenchy's II, I have been to all the fore mentioned Joints and your reports are accurate. I have also had some luck at a couple of the resort hotels such as Condado Plaza and SJ Marriott.

Don't get discouraged about lack of reporting. You are extremely helpful to those who gawk.

PM me for any details.

Tr