Buenos Aires - 2003 Reports

[Exon123]

Exon Reporting In : --- Ive made an interesting observation --- Jayee walking in Buenos Aires is truly and art form in which each day You risk Your life to continue the Quest For Pussy --- OK --- After hearing form Mickey Mouse I find out that Carolina is not the almost innocient virgin she made herself up to be --- Seems Mickey Mouse´s squeeze from Catto´s says she worked there with her for a year --- But thats OK for I was longing for Roberta and as Ive posted --- Roberta is simply the best screw Ive ever had --- More To Cum Latter --- Exon

[Mickey Mouse]

MAG: Yes, Natalya is second to None in energy and enthusiasm. You can be at your peak and I guarantee it won't be enough. BTW, she does not speak english as advertised and the experiment you suggest is a great idea. I may try and set it up because my believes are the same.

Elvis: There will be Muchas, Muchas Mujeres; much more than you or I could ever handle. A continous parade of all you could ever want or dream of. And oh, did I mention the open Bar?

The 200 peso is just for 1 drink for the feature dancer at Madahos in order to have the opportunity to discuss the possibility of a personal encounter. It was 100p in Sept when I was here and the experieince was will worth it. Her (not there anymore) 1 on 1 price for two hrs was 250 and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

I have to admit gents, I took an afternoon off after my first 48 hrs, but that night 3 was a gem and on Day 4 I was back in stride.

I'm not as young as I use to be,

MM

[Member #4211]

Dancesw/chicas:

Maybe the girl has a boring life or maybe you triggered some interest in her.

I guess that, more of an age issue, it is an "environmental" issue: People in America don't have as many cross-generational opportunities as we do here. That is, in the US people from different ages rarely share activities beyond church and family, due to either secluded activities (students immersed in campuses, professionals immersed in facilities, etc), to cultural issues (a 18 y/o girl in the US may have a 1/3th of the cross-cultural preparation of an 18 y/o Argentinian counterpart) or to legal issues (you won't find an 18 y/o girl in an Bostonian pub since she can't drink).

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Charly]

He he, yeah right Uncle Otti, let's pray for him that this is true. Otherwise let's assume dancesw/chicas just wants to let us officially know how well he can 'dance' with young Argentinian muchachas.

dancesw/chicas : can you please post a photo of your promotora model chica in the photographs section so that we can better help you with your request?

By the way Ilickbuttocks (I mean you Chuponalgas!): Do you know of any special return airfare Rio - BsAs. What carrier's the cheapest: Varig, TAM, A.Argentinas, BRA...? Is there any known conex between the two city (!) airports (i.e., neither EZE nor GIG)?

See you soon at Puerto Madero (or at Blacks),

Charly Charlinsky (or Carlos Carlinscos en Espanol )

[Prazer]

DancesWithChicas,

I am glad you reported this problem. It could have gotten ugly for you in a hurry, I have seen it before.

You must immediately break off all contact with this 18 year old piranha and instead refer her to me. I will handle the situation for you, deploying appropriate measures as called for. You can thank me later, that is not important now.

Please act immediately. And under no circumstances let her up to your room as she will likely attempt to drain you of vital fluids, which will leave you in a state of exhaustion and confusion.

Again, smart of you to alert the board. I will swing into action as soon as you forward me the girl's details. There is no time to waste, she sounds desperate and dangerous.

Prazer

[OttoGraham]

Uhhhhhh.........

Maybe she wants you to go to Friday night Bible study with her?

-Uncle Otto

[Dancesw/Chicas]

Question to Andres, Jackson and all ther experts.

This morning I got a phone call from this beautiful model, promotora from BA. She is 18 y/old and she just called to said hello and see if I am seeing anyone (she gets jealous, even when SHE has a boyfriend!) Anyway, here in the US, girls of that age will not be responding to me ( and I am only 31!!) however in Buenos Aires they just don't seem to care!!! I have all kind of theories from phychology to cultural environment but I am really curious to know what you guys think is the reason.

DWC

[Rabo Verde]

If you want to see Rio AND Buenos Aires, check out the Internet only sale at www.varig.com. Can do combined trip from Miami or LAX for about $600.

[Teacup]

Natalya (see posts below) and I hooked up in May at the Sheraton, all arranged by the thoroughly magnificant Rox who Rocks.

300p for three hours, and it was damn near life-ending for me.

English skills? Forget it, although 6 months has passed since she and I did the horizontal tango, so maybe things have improved. We dug out my Eng to Spa phrase book, and had a good laugh at the rude bits. It was a Lonely Planet book BTW, which explains the rude bits.

If it wasn't for the fact that she is a hooker, I would have taken her home to meet mother!

[Jaimito Cartero]

Elvis - Working on coming to BA for either 2 weeks or a month. I might split a month with 1/2 in GIG and 1/2 EZE. I've got so many places I'd like to check out. Colombia, Eastern Europe and maybe Laos and El Salvador thrown in.

I'll have two months of "mongering" vacation time saved up for next year.

Send me some pictures of Marisol!

[Elvis]

0919,

bait and switch !

[0919]

has anyone used the ladies from feewoman web site and are the pics legit or bait and switch-thanks for your reply

[Elvis]

MM,

Glad to hear from ya !!Wow, Natalya is buenisima.. Btw, which drink at Madahos is 200 pesos ?

So, the bachelor party is all set up.. Yeah- Muchas mujeres, I want muchas mujeres..

Jaime,

when are you planning to visit BA again ?

[Elvis]

man,

that's me !! If you're looking to rent an apartment and not spend a lot, there are a few listings at www.bytargentina.com

This is the studio I rented back in June.
http://www.bytargentina.com/re/propview.php?&ano_ing=&dia_ing=&mes_ing=&ano_sal=&dia_sal=&mes_sal=&apartmentclose=&view=79

It's a block away from Madahos/Playwomen and if you want something cheaper, you will find girls working in that corner (it's a pretty safe area though)

It's 1,200 pesos a month. Plus it includes telephone(use the free internet dial up) and you're all set.

Although this apartment is much more expensive US$980 a month, this place in Palermo is great !!http://www.bytargentina.com/re/propview.php?view=431&tmo=2&tyr=2004#abajo

[Hog Penny]

Day 1 (going back in time a bit)

Well, the trip started out well enough insofar as the travel, but now onto the important things, the food and the women!

I got to the apartment around 1:30 and had a city tour with Roxana for 3 and a dinner date for 8. I was feeling a bit tired but the thought of spending a very pleasant evening with a beautiful portena can do wonders for your energy level.

The tour itself was nice, Roxana speaks English quite well and we chatted half and half (eng/span) to ease me into the scene. We went to Boca, Puerto Madero, el Centro, etc. and saw some of the highlights of each section. I now have a better idea of what I want to see in detail.

However, the tour did involve a lot of walking as well and I was really beat by the time I got back to the apartment at 6:15. I took a quick siesta, showered and my date showed up promptly at 8 (in fact, all of my appointments have been on time, perhaps this is a new thing for the chicas). This was also arranged through Roxana for an internet chica and her appearance was actually better than the pictures. "R" was very tanned and toned, a real killer body in a black leather skirt and low cut red top. Her large (and natural it turns out) breasts kept wanting to say Hi and she had to adjust her top several times throughout the evening. Needless to say, I did not mind watching the adjustment (although neither did this one old guy at the restaurant either).
We ate at Cabana las Lilas in Puerto Madero (the old port region). The place was nicely elegant, waterfront seating (with strategicly placed heat vents, a bit cool right now in BA). We started with a small variety of do-it-yourself tapas including several types of bread, cheese, roasted tomatoes, etc. Very nice. The main course was bife de lomo (tender loin beef) of course (it's what's for dinner after all, lunch too). An excellent selection and flavor, done exactly as I had asked and served with buttery mashed potatoes. Some excellent apple pie with ice cream capped a wonderful meal. With wine and tip the total was something like 110 pesos, although I can't recall the exact amount. Still, back home this would have been close to 80-100 USD so anyway you slice it, life is good here. Throught the entire dinner, I was able to have a great conversation about politics, life in general and even a little philosophy with my date, turns out she is also a lawyer! However, with the economy being what it is and that the Argentines don't seem to be quite as given to litigation as we Americans, there are many professionals without work.

Speaking of life, now that I had dispatched with the rumblings of the belly, the call of another body part was really asserting itself and we promptly left for the apartment.
R was very passionate and seemed to be really attentive to me. We spent some time fooling around on the couch and then had some real "quality time" in the bedroom. My report will likely not feature lots of graphic detail (although I do appreciate it quite a bit in other reports) but suffice to say, I was quite satisfied with the whole encounter. The evening itself was the whole experience, really felt like a real date and thus the entire experience was that much better. I am definitely a quality over quantity kind of guy. I know there are many other members that would likely qualify for the US fornication team (if it existed) but that isn't me.

Then it was time to pass out and get ready for another day in paradise but lady luck was going to swing the other hand a bit. I will be adding a short update to the other posts soon.