Florianopolis

[Jon32]

I do not judge you, just I understand you, as I was in Floripa for almost 3 weeks, but I banged....zero regulars and when you are horny down there, it is pain in the ass for how much you are gonna to pay.....

You really burn money, money disappear as ice under the sun in august, so if you have no lucky with local girls, everytime you want to cum, it cost you huuuge money !

2 fucking coctails are 160 reais, when entrance at 4x4 in Rio is 40 reais VS entrance there 100 reais.

And before you even see one of her nipple you spend, not only you, but almost everyone 1 fucking thousand reais to get her to your hotel, most of time without neither french kissing her.......at termas in Rio, you french kiss before to decide, before to choose....

I do not think you are crazy, I did the same, if you are in that isle, there is nothing you can do, there is no anti-trust law, almost the 2 or 3 clubs has the same insane price, bokkara is not the exception, I know very well....

And no comparison between the attitude of friendly carioca in termas and the girls there.

Again, the locals are nice, I know and I saw this for more than 15 days, daily....

There is something in Floripa you get for free, it is the frustracting factor, it means to see nice girls during the day and to realize that everytime you not handjob you at evening, you are gonna to pay 1.000 reais with almost no fun....

Beaches are nice, I agree, for me the problem is that I live 90 km from beach in my home town, I do not know for the others....

And yes, with quite friendly taxi driver I tried in the city 2 privates.... ugly and I mean ugly girls that wanted, if I remember well, 300 reais for 1 hour.....

I arrived there and stayed 3 days at Ibis in the city before to move to barra da lagoa and every evenings I tried and got one girl, 2 from bukkara and 1 from another club, then I spent almost all the other days as a teenager.... but so far as a good teenager I masturbate about 10 times I have not 10.000 reais and it means a huge fun in Rio....

Only about one thing Floripa wins hands down VS Rio.....safety !
But I prefer to dress the t-shirt of vasco de gama in Rio than Armani down there....IMHO.

However my congratulation, nice and detailed as first report... I am looking forward to read the second one about Centaurus

P.S. try gpguia, maybe brazilian guys there found the way to get cheap GDP....

Wow this makes Floripa sound awful. P4P way overpriced and local girls hard/impossible...

[Eros74]

...Bokarra was a bit of a contradiction. They staff was super attentive and friendly, and I soon found out why. Cocktails were R80, and she got me for two. Plus, a R100 entry, two R15 Brahma's, and 'take home for the night' fee of R740, on top of which the house charged 10%. Before you scream, I know, that 's too much to spend. But, at this point I was committed. The total came to just under R1000....

I do not judge you, just I understand you, as I was in Floripa for almost 3 weeks, but I banged....zero regulars and when you are horny down there, it is pain in the ass for how much you are gonna to pay.....

You really burn money, money disappear as ice under the sun in august, so if you have no lucky with local girls, everytime you want to cum, it cost you huuuge money !

2 fucking coctails are 160 reais, when entrance at 4x4 in Rio is 40 reais VS entrance there 100 reais.

And before you even see one of her nipple you spend, not only you, but almost everyone 1 fucking thousand reais to get her to your hotel, most of time without neither french kissing her.......at termas in Rio, you french kiss before to decide, before to choose....

I do not think you are crazy, I did the same, if you are in that isle, there is nothing you can do, there is no anti-trust law, almost the 2 or 3 clubs has the same insane price, bokkara is not the exception, I know very well....

And no comparison between the attitude of friendly carioca in termas and the girls there.

Again, the locals are nice, I know and I saw this for more than 15 days, daily....

There is something in Floripa you get for free, it is the frustracting factor, it means to see nice girls during the day and to realize that everytime you not handjob you at evening, you are gonna to pay 1.000 reais with almost no fun....

Beaches are nice, I agree, for me the problem is that I live 90 km from beach in my home town, I do not know for the others....

And yes, with quite friendly taxi driver I tried in the city 2 privates.... ugly and I mean ugly girls that wanted, if I remember well, 300 reais for 1 hour.....

I arrived there and stayed 3 days at Ibis in the city before to move to barra da lagoa and every evenings I tried and got one girl, 2 from bukkara and 1 from another club, then I spent almost all the other days as a teenager.... but so far as a good teenager I masturbate about 10 times I have not 10.000 reais and it means a huge fun in Rio....

Only about one thing Floripa wins hands down VS Rio.....safety !
But I prefer to dress the t-shirt of vasco de gama in Rio than Armani down there....IMHO.

However my congratulation, nice and detailed as first report... I am looking forward to read the second one about Centaurus

P.S. try gpguia, maybe brazilian guys there found the way to get cheap GDP....

[Another Guy]

I stopped to explore a little place at the corner of Marfa and Padre Roma (ironically enough). It was called O Ilha Whiskey Bar and something told me it'd be fun. On entering I was greated by 4 or 5 girls, including one who spoke good spanish (which was a relief--my portugese is not that good). The girls were ok, not stunning but all attractive (7s mostly).

This is interesting to hear about. I was in Florianopolis in Jan 08 and recall having walked by the entrance of the whiskey bar at the approximate location you are describing. I didn't enter this place though. I think such names like "whiskey bar" or "whiskeria" kind of made me imagine a place too rough for my taste (although I must learn the lesson now to remind myself that the outside isn't necessarily reflecting the inside).

Instead I later went inside a place called Love House a bit further up, just where Cons. Marfa becomes the Adolfo Konder street. The darkish bar downstairs hosted about 7-8 girls. The rooms upstairs were really neat and clean with a spatious bathroom (at least the room I was in). There was a view of the old bridge from the room. The girl was a 25 yo pro. She had spent about 30 min "convincing" me to come with her to the room with lots of flirting, drinking, bumping, grinding, and groping at the bar. Even though I had kind of made my mind up early about going with her, its so much more fun with the foreplay. She also enthusiastically went about her business in the room after we had showered together. No rush and took time to chat a while after finishing. This night was indeed my first occasion of paid sex in this life. (In a more direct manner, not indirectly as in relationships).

The Love House was located next door to another establishment called 995. I think that's the same as the house number on the street.

Some attractive providers I saw in Floripa, were on the street corners. On the other hand I didn't visit any of the upscale clubs. But nevertheless, I never expected to see stunners on the corners. The last night before leaving, I drove my rented car from what I believe must have been Beira Mar Norte Ave, turning in left towards Centro. Somewhere there were several girls standing on the sidewalks. However I just came driving from an establishment further out towards the northern beaches where I just had gotten laid with two Sao Paulo girls. I believe the club was the same one as described in a post from 11/26/07 by Cenoteguy and referred to as Star Club, although I recall the neon sign by the road said Casa Show. By the way, that post gave me the idea to find the club (thanks ISG posters). I later tried to locate the club on Google Earth by following the road on the computer screen. However, I am not completely sure I spotted the right place.

I have no idea if any of the info on places above are still valid today. It would be interesting to soon discover more posts from "Floripa". Overall I really liked it being there. Their climate is of the same type as Florida (sub-tropical), except for reversed seasons (summer in January).

Well, everything is not always only good. A couple of weeks after returning home, I discovered I had contracted some kind of skin virus on my private regions, quite harmless according to the doctor and it was consequently not treated, but it was a nuisance and took a couple of months to recede. All this despite use of condoms, including BJ.

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[Jon32]

What's the nonpro scene like in flori? I'm considering an extended stay in Santa Catarina, but also like non-pros. Seems like reading through the forum, most girls are pros, vacationers, or girls living there that are pros in other cities! Thoughts?

[Nocal]

Are there any Help Disco like clubs or free lance places in Florianopolis?

Try El Divino, mostly normals girls but a few FL's .

[MrBoring37]

Are there any Help Disco like clubs or free lance places in Florianopolis?

[Lackofrepose]

I was recently in Florianopolis and went searching... It was a Sunday night and the city was dead. Nobody on the streets (when I asked a taxi driver where to go to meet girls he suggested the local shopping mall). Anyhow, I walked towards the big old suspension bridge from the public market up Cons. Marfa, just wandering.

I stopped to explore a little place at the corner of Marfa and Padre Roma (ironically enough). It was called O Ilha Whiskey Bar and something told me it'd be fun. On entering I was greated by 4 or 5 girls, including one who spoke good spanish (which was a relief--my portugese is not that good). The girls were ok, not stunning but all attractive (7s mostly).

My girl was natural blond, german and polish, early 30s, and very fun. We chatted for an hour or so over beers (12 Rs. each for a liter when drinking with a girl; 6 to drink one alone but who'd want to go to a place like that and drink alone?). We eventually made our way to a simple but acceptable room in the back where she enthusiastically went about her business.

The whole thing set me back 140 Rs. (50 for the girl, 15 for the room, the balance on beers). No mention was made of time--she gave me a lovely massage after we finished, and we chatted for a while too. All in all a satisfying and affordable experience.

[Viajando]

New user here, first post. I went to Bokarra (pronounced 'bokaha') last night with my friend who lives in Brasil. My only previous experience in Brasil was at Centaurus in Rio about a week before. I'd heard some good things about Bokarra, and maybe it was the contrast between the two clubs, but Bokarra was a disappointment.

It was my first night in Florianopolis. Floripa is a great little city. Nice beaches, good restaurants, and attractive women. It reminds me a lot of Miami in terms of the more latin, international culture, architecture, the ethnic mix, and the way women dress up. I'd say it's one of the 3-4 cities I'd live in in Brasil, a list that includes Balneario Camboriu and Rio de Janeiro (if I had a helicopter).

We started the evening at Confrefria des Artes, a great club/restaurant in Lagoa. We heard the food wasn't great, but it turned out to be pretty good, the main courses at least. The Paulista owner's wife is a hottie with her own cooking show on tv. It ran on a loop on a huge projector in the dining room, and basically featured her and her large breasts, always in camera, cooking outdoors. The club is one of the main draws for Floripa's party scene, although it was quiet. It was after carnival, after the start of the school year, on a Thursday, and raining. Still, when we left at 11:40 for Bokarra. They were set up for a large crowd and some very cute girls were just coming in.

My friend spoke highly of both Bokarra and Boite la Praia in Camboriu, where he'd been before. I should mention, Bokarra has relocated, and is now near the hospital, about 5 mins from the previous location. We had to get some guys from the gas station near the old club to take us over. Apparently they get a finders fee from the club when they do so, so don't be shy.

When we got there the place was pretty full, with 30 girls and half as many guys. The contrast from Centaurus was extreme. I'd say the average girl in there was a 6, and that may be generous. When I walked into Centaurus, the average was a 7-something, and I immediately saw 3-4 of the hottest girls and thought, "I could never get a girl like her in a bar". One was a blonde, about 5'7, with a great body and a face that was picture perfect. I'd give her an 8. 5-9. Put it this way, the only places I've seen hotter girls were Spearmint Rhino and Club Paradise in vegas. I'm pretty tough on the ratings, fyi. The only place I've ever seen 10's is Paradise, and they were the type you see for 3 minutes on stage before they disappear into the back.

My attitude on this stuff is that I want to go first class. I'm ready to spend 300-400 usd but I want to experience something I can't get anywhere else- Beautiful girls (that I would have trouble approaching back home), at my disposal and service Back to Bokarra, most of the girls I wouldn't touch. They just looked too sketchy or old. There were only 4-5 that were worth it in some way, and 3 that I was interested in. One, a solid 8, great body, but with some miles, was tied up. Only saw her for a few minutes, with a guy. Another, the hottest girl in the place (an 8), was an ice princess- no eye contact with anyone. A third was a 7. 5, and about 5 degrees warmer, LOL. After some small talk with some girls who approached us, I made eye contact with the 7 and met her when she came over. I'm new to this, but my philosophy from strip clubs is that it's always better to pick one who approaches you or is otherwise demonstrative. It makes a better experience. So, I sat down with the 7, who's name was Joelmha.

She's about 5'5, natural dark blonde, and very petite. Great body, with pretty, delicate features. She had a prominent, straight nose with a slightly recessed chin, like some Argentinean girls, if you know what I mean. We had a couple drinks while my friend talked to the ice princess.

In retrospect, I shouldn't have gotten with that girl. At Centaurus, there's no way I would have. The problem was that the odds in the room worked against me. As the place filled up, I felt like I needed to jump on one of the top girls or I'd be SOL. In fact, before I met her, she had some rather normal looking DB, late 30's or so talking to her. When I sat with her, I bought her a drink and another mysteriously arrived. She wouldn't drink it, because it was from that guy, and she told me she didn't like him (and had refused him). Later on, he sent her another while we were together. I will never figure that one out. Also, the fact that she refused a customer was a real surprise to me. One of the girls at Centaurus told me they're not allowed to do so. Anyway, that sort of competitive environment was not great, IMHO. Still, I stuck with the 7 against my better instincts.

Bokarra was a bit of a contradiction. They staff was super attentive and friendly, and I soon found out why. Cocktails were R80, and she got me for two. Plus, a R100 entry, two R15 Brahma's, and 'take home for the night' fee of R740, on top of which the house charged 10%. Before you scream, I know, that 's too much to spend. But, at this point I was committed. The total came to just under R1000, or about USD400, which was my budget.

Anyway, around 2am I led her through the staring guys at the club and took her back to my hotel. She was enthusiastic, but not attentive. In fact, she was stubborn and wanted to do things her way, and pouted when I told her it was my way or the highway. She made up for it somewhat by being passionate and came easily both times, requiring a 'cool down' period for a couple minutes afterwards. Still, her attitude was annoying and I let her go after a couple hours. She asked for cab fare and gave me her number, which I took to be polite.

Back to the club, my friend was giving the ice princess a hard time, teasing her, but eventually they went upstairs for R350, entry fee NIC. Apparently, she took her clothes off, turned away and bent over with her hands on the bed, and said, "ok, go ahead, fuck me. " Just like that, nothing else, no foreplay, nada. He regretted even bothering to go up with her. Later he took another girl (one of the 4-5 decent ones) to a motel and they had a good time. She was a legit college girl, and looked uncomfortable in the club and approaching guys. My friend and I agreed that was a good sign for future reference.

So, in summary, Bokarra was a disappointment. Too expensive for the talent, not the nicest customer crowd, and a mediocre bar. The pricing policy for drinks was really the worst part of it. Centaurus was in another league entirely. I understand the criticisms of that place, but at least the basic value proposition is there. You spend money on hot women, not fees and liquor. I'm going to write a report on Centaurus for those who are interested, so keep an eye out. My advice is to avoid Bokarra. In Floripa, enjoy mingling with the attractive locals in the clubs, malls, and beaches. I found them, even with my mediocre Spanish substituted for Portugese, to be open and friendly. I'd like to go back with more than one night in town to meet some locals next time instead.

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[Eros74]

Anybody is in the city to meet ?

[Whomer]

One last note on floripa. My post must have been deleted by the stupid in- ternet access at Sofitel last evening.
Saw a few 8's mostly 7's then out of the blue 2.3 9's and a 10!

Grabbed the 10 and negotiated a drink and the room and it was on! This girl was all of 18. Eigghteen! Almost. Almost couldn't bring my self to handle that (daughter's 22)

But knuckled down. This lady was fresh, I mean tight sweet, smelling like roses, I had to lunch!

I can understand you and I thank you to mention your concerns.
I had always the same feeling. But then I understood that it doesn't matter so much to think about that. There are different ways of life. And such situations shows us always that there is not only one view to the world.

And it sharpens my view that I try my best for my kids to give them the opportunities and the freedom to do their own choices.

Finally I can't await to come back to Florianopolis this year.

Whomer

[Eros74]

Next week I will be there again... LOL

[Black Shirt]

Come back to Recoleta.

[Eros74]

Please in 2 days I leav Iguazu and after couple of days in Curitiba, I will arrive for first time in Floripa, anybody here is so kind to tell me, I do not have time to read all the post about Floripa, where is better to stay as place in the city, close to sex action but not so far from beaches too ?

Thanks so much.....

[Shaguar]

Florianopolis is mentioned in NYT as one of 44 "must" destinations for 2009. It says it is the open secret of the Brazilian upper classes. Being a prole myself, I wonder if I should even bother going.

http://travel.nytimes.com/2009/01/11...l/11party.html

[Budge96]

One last note on floripa. My post must have been deleted by the stupid in- ternet access at Sofitel last evening.

One my last nite I started with dinner at the local italian restaurant (Macaronades) friggin horrible, love ital food this place sucked bickets!

Went back to the hotel to call a cab he came about blew me out of the thing with funk but hell guess he had a tough day sitting around tossing brews back.

Cabbie tried to sell me on Buccarah again and I had to steer him clear and try another spot, we stopped at Noite and it was as though a twilight zone episode began and the music started and the people inside started moving although there were like 4 or five scrawny girls there that looked at me like a steak dinner and they'd been on veggies the last year!

Backed out like I was in reverse!

Now the driver really tries to go to the door of Bucarrah but I wouldn't stand for it told him to turn around and stopo at Sexy. He does lets me out, tell him to return in an hour.

Place is picking up steam at midnight 80rs entry, 50 each beverage, 60 room and the girls are asking 250-350.

Well thats a little better!

Saw a few 8's mostly 7's then out of the blue 2.3 9's and a 10!

Grabbed the 10 and negotiated a drink and the room and it was on! This girl was all of 18. Eigghteen! Almost. Almost couldn't bring my self to handle that (daughter's 22)

But knuckled down. This lady was fresh, I mean tight sweet, smelling like roses, I had to lunch!

Very memorable evening if I say so myself and the decent size room was actually sheik, nice bed/sofa, paintings, flat screen, regular size bath and shower tasteful design, it was nice and I'm in design and build!

Try it out if your down there not as polished outside but some real talent inside.

Thanks,

Bert