2005 Sao Paulo Reports

[Davis150]

http://www.chantily.com.br/garotasfr...iras/karen.htm

Karen has mixed reviews on GPGuia. Some of the reviews suggest she’s simply awful. But I called her based on Moondog’s review and recent posting of photos. I mean, the girl has killer looks. I must have jerked off 10 times looking at her photos before my trip. I checked out all her pics on Chantily. The only possible flaw I could find, was one photo where her ankles looked like kankles (ankles that look like knees). Based on the GPGuia reviews, it appears that she only does anal if you have a small dick and then she charges an extra 50R. She told one guy that she only lets her boyfriend do anal. Somebody ought to teach her about the “Your dick is too big” line. So I planned on her being a vaginal-only experience so I wouldn’t be disappointed. I called her on Day One and she said she couldn’t make it for the time I wanted. I called her on Day Two and again, she couldn’t make it for the time I requested, but asked that I call her at 9:00 p.m. I called her several times between 9:00 and 9:30 and her phone was off. I called her several times on Day Three and her phone was off. I was beginning to think Moondog was in town, possibly proposing marriage to her. Finally I reached her on the evening of Day Three and scheduled for noon of Day Four. She’s 300R for two hours plus taxi for a 350R total. It’s less if you go to her hotel.

Hats off to Moondog. Karen is a sweetheart. And the girl is naturally photogenic. I mean, she can’t take a bad picture. Those Brazilian men on GPGuia don’t know what they’re talking about. I started her off with a present – a belt I’d picked up in Canada that’s black and white and has the word “Love” in different languages written across it. She loved the gift and everything went uphill after that. She says she’s studying law in college and she loves chocolate (you might want to have a box waiting for her if you call). Visually, she is absolutely stunning. She does have some weight in the legs, but she wouldn’t be Brazilian if she didn’t. I could have devoured her all day long. I asked her about my dick size and she said I was large, but not too large. She then used my tool as a measuring stick explaining the size of Japanese men (1/3rd the size of mine) Brazilian men (2/3rds the size of mine) and Africans (mine is 2/3rds the size of their’s). She said huge dicks hurt and she doesn’t like them. She gave great GFE, a good conversationalist, and an overall great programa. I don’t know if anyone else feels the same way, but for some reason, in my view, Brazilian women rarely have sweet, attractive voices. Karen has a lovely, sweet voice. I didn’t understand half of what she said and could have cared less! She gives a skilled BJ, of which I had two. Multiple positions, but I just loved her on her back because of that gorgeous face. Oh yeah, she said she doesn’t do anal because it hurts. You can’t argue with that logic! Treat this girl like a princess because she is one!

[Davis150]

I tried all the mulatas on my “A” list and all their phones were off. Carol Campbell wanted 400R so, and it killed me to do this, I said “No thanks.” I went to my “B” list and called Abata Mineiras. She is brown and beautiful and I was getting entirely tired of white girls. If I wanted only white girls, I’d have traveled to Prague. I believe I may have gotten her number off the Chantily website. She noted that she does anal without restrictions even though I think we’ve determined that my cock in not huge. I think the reason she’s not on my “A” list is that I couldn’t find any test drives on her. Anyway, I called her and she answered. We had some communication trouble, but she was very apologetic for not understanding me, which is a switch (I’m usually the one apologizing for my lousy Portuguese). I got a good feeling from her and she said she’d be right over.

Now for the programa – I would describe Abata as a 7. She’s a big brown girl, tall and big-boned, but by no means obese. She’s very curvy and friendly and sweet. The program included a BBBJ, vaginal, and anal with no restrictions. She said I had a large penis, but no problem. And she was right (at least about the “no problem” part). I hit that thing pretty damn good. She was not big on kissing – the only downside of a liberal, nicely done programa. She had no problem with photos. One thing I should mention, she did smell of alcohol. She wasn’t drunk and may have just been having a beer or glass wine when I called.

[Davis150]

http://www.chantily.com.br/garotasfr...colegaucha.htm

This girl appears on a number of different websites including the Buttman website. One website, Namoradas.Com, has a video of her fingering her asshole. That’s all I needed to have her name on my “A” list. There’s something imperfect about her face. Before meeting her, I couldn’t quite describe it. Then I met her. This is her problem – she’s a little strong in the forehead, which makes her eyes look deeply set. I’d give her a 6 or a 7, and she has a nice smile. Her body is small and her skin is so pale you can see the blue veins in her titties. I think I went for that pale vampire look for maybe about a semester back in college.

Okay, onto performance. She did not hit a home run with me, but it wasn’t for lack of trying. She was pleasant, cute even. Natural laughter. A sweet girl all around. But for some reason, I felt like I was fucking my youngest sister. And I’m not really into that sort of thing. Now that I think about it, she kinda looks like my youngest sister. Well, that explains it. She kissed on the mouth, but not passionately and that was the only downside of the programa. She took the wood anally, and started masturbating her clit while I rammed her puckered little starfish. She was okay with the photos and video. She just wasn’t my type.

Oh. I asked her if my cock was small, normal, or large, and she responded “normal.” I think I’m going to start polling the garotas on this point and confront Catarina with the poll results. I never thought I’d say this, but I’m getting tired of fucking 20-year-old blonds in the ass. I need some brown sugar in the worst way.

[Davis150]

http://www.chantily.com.br/garotasfr...rinacoutch.htm

This is a blond who shows her hole in the website photos – my kinda girl! She has three positive reviews on GPGuia. I had scheduled with a GP named Gisela for 5: 00 o’clock, but she called at 4:40 p.m. to say she couldn’t get here for a couple of hours. Because I already have tonight tentatively booked, I put her off to Wednesday. I had to fight the urge to call Catarina. I know she can get here in an instant and she’s a great performer. I called a couple of mulatas trying to add a little variety, but couldn’t reach any, so ended up with Sabrina. Her rates are 300R plus taxi for two hours.

Now for the program: THIS GIRL IS A 9.8! Her looks put her at about an 8.8, maybe even a 9. But she offers a good mix of fun girl/**** girl. She’s 19-years-old. Beautiful medium sized tits. Shapely ass. She has a perfect cu; small, dark and brown. I was sucking on her ass the way Dennis Hopper was sucking on that oxygen mask in Blue Velvet! It was not devoid of smell. It had the perfect cu aroma. Same thing with her pussy. Smelled like good, healthy 19-year-old pussy – not rank pussy, not no-odor pussy. This girl gave a brief wince when I went anal on her, but once it was in, she was a total pro. She was on her knees, bent over and looking back at me in the eyes the whole time. BOOM! Orgasm number 1. She was in no rush. We took a break, and went at it again. Fucking hot, sexy, pretty...she more than made up for the lackluster performance of Abella Backer earlier today. Only down side: no photos/no video, otherwise she would have been a 10.

[Davis150]

http://www.chantily.com.br/garotasfr...ellabacker.htm

This brown-haired lovely, according to the test drives, does anal, and gives an awesome BBBJ. Her photo suggests nice feet. I called four other garotas before her number and none of them had their phones on. I could have easily called her first. There are about 20 garotas on my “A” list, the only risky one being Bruna Spynelli, who turned out to be a home run.

Abella has some awesome test drives, but this won’t be one of them. She is beautiful – face is about an 8.8. , maybe even a nine. Body is an 8. Small but gorgeous titties, long legs, soft body (not firm and muscular). A true beauty. Positives: tongue kissed for the first 15 minutes, provides BBBJ with average abilities, accommodating of different positions. Allowed a few photos – no face. Good GFE. Negatives – low energy, especially for her first hump of the day. Actually fell asleep after the first (and last) round. Imagine! Sleeping on the job! Definitely not a porn star experience.

I figure I’m good for six loads a day, split between three garotas. She was accommodating and would have stayed longer for another round, but I tossed her out after the first – didn’t want to waste the wad, though this will likely raise my CPO figure (cost per orgasm) of the trip.

[Davis150]

http://www.chantily.com.br/garotasfr...naspynelli.htm

Next I called Bruna Spynelli. According to her pictures, she’s a fat girl with great anal and come-in-the-mouth reviews, but (and I looked at a ton of photos), she’s not huge. Just a little baby fat – at least I was hoping it was a little. She wanted 300R for two hours, which is the going rate, but having banged two pros for 250R each, and because she appeared to be a fatty, I bickered a bit over the price on the phone. She wouldn’t budge, and finally I agreed to 250R for 1.5 hours. Then she said she wanted money for the taxi. At that point, I was tempted to say “never mind” and go back to my list. I started hesitating and she said “pouco” for the taxi. I told her no problem.

It was kinda late, and with all the traveling I was a bit fagged. I laid down on the bed and before I knew it, I was hoping she wouldn’t show so I could simply sleep. Just as I drifted off to sleep, the door buzzer rang. I got up and in walked Bridget Neilsen circa 20 years of age. First words out of my mouth, “300R for two hours – no problem.”

As for the programa, she certainly wasn’t a little love muffin like Catarina. This was definitely a job, but she was a professional and quite good at what she does. It turned out that the pictures on the website must have been taken right after she had her baby two years ago. She’s trimmed down considerably and I just LOVED the beauty of her face. Just sparkling. She allowed pictures, but no face. She has awesome feet if you’re into that sort of thing and practically stuffed them down my throat. Good BBBJ, and she gives up the ass. The only downside – she mouth kisses, but no tongue. All in all, well worth the expense.

[Davis150]

http://www.annysophie.cjb.net/

Anny Sophie showed up about 15 minutes late, but was kind enough to call and let me know she was running late. She looks a lot better in person than on the websites and in pornos! She’s a definite 7.9. Kind of sex-crazed and exotic looking. And she smells nice – perfumed up and nothing that smelled or tasted icky down below. She’s a fun girl and an anal professional, and took what was earlier reported to be a grande penis up her cu to the balls. And hard too. I pounded that thing and all she did was cry out how much she loved it. She also deep throats and not just once or twice, but continuously. When she does it she makes a sound like a catfish does when it’s pulled out of the water. Kinda hard to describe, but when the catfish description hit me, I almost started laughing, which really would have fucked up my blow job. She also has strong **** muscles. I swear, she was jerking me off with her ****. Incredible! She’s a bit of a talker and we had the dictionary out. She takes martial arts, jogs, and boxes. So, despite a half a pack a day habit on the smokes, which she picked up when she started stripping last year, she’s in pretty good shape and the ass was beautiful. No action photos or video because I wanted to focus. Plus the porno girls usually say no or want more money.

[Davis150]

http://www.contatos.com.br/nome.php?nome=carolinelins

Back at the hotel, I pulled out my list and put a call into Catarina, whose number I got off of the Contatos website. She must live next door because no sooner had I swallowed my Viagra, the phone rang and the front desk announced that she had arrived. In short, I fell in love with this little nymph. Good BBBJ, a delicious little body and pussy and a scrumptious asshole that I was not allowed to fuck because my dick was too big. I’m not sure if it really is too big – that might just be the best way a garota knows how to keep a guy out of there. I mean, it’s kinda hard to get mad when a girl’s telling you that your dick is huge. Anyway, pricing was $250R for two hours and I was fully satisfied by her service. The cell phone was off. She gave great GFE, and had a sweet disposition. She speaks no English, so some Portuguese is necessary. She let me take photos but with the agreement that I not post them on the Internet, so to see her photo you’ll have to check out her website address.

[Davis150]

the escort scene in sao paulo

a brief history of brazil

once upon a time, brazil was populated by about a million indigenous indians. then, on april 22, 1500, a portuguese explorer by the name of pedro cabral reached the coast of brazil. within two years, the first portuguese settlement was established in what is now the state of sao paulo. in order to work the proliferating sugarcane fields, the portuguese imported millions of slaves from west africa. meanwhile, the dutch and the french showed up in rio de janeiro and parts northeast. then the indigenous indians, the portuguese, the west african slaves, the french and the dutch started to fuck. they fucked and they fucked and they fucked. like the lionel richie song goes, “all night long.” day in, day out. year in, year out. in-out-in-out. gene pools mixed, each generation like an egg beater, whipping the blood, the dna, homogenizing it. five hundred years later, the most beautiful women walk the streets and beaches of brazil. i flew in from canada for a little business and to monger for six days. it is the middle of the brazilian winter. 72 degrees during the day. 55 degrees at night. beats a canadian winter any day!

have a heart for these girls

before i go further: you will not find this monger referring to the beautiful women of brasil as *****s, cunts, or by any other derogatory term. i accept full responsibility for my part in this game. a woman who robs me, threatens me, drugs me, steals from me reflects only my own failure to play the game well. while many of these women are sweethearts, just trying to get along, there are some who lead desperate lives, and, at times, resort to desperate means. i try to weed out the desperate ones. the others, i treat with respect (well...i suppose spooging on them isn’t very respectful, but once the dick’s put away, i am pure gentleman). if they take me for more than they’re due, it’s on me, not them. and all things considered, they need the money more than i. any monger who fails to embrace his own mistakes is destined to repeat them. okay, that was my jedi moment. on with the adventure!

too many garotas, not enough time

for me, the perfect mongering trip includes both unabashed sex mixed with a sweet gfe. in other words: fuck-fuck-fuck, have dinner with a girl, fuck-fuck-fuck, go to the beach with a girl, fuck-fuck-fuck, take a cruise with a girl, fuck-fuck-fuck, spend a night with a girl, fuck-fuck-fuck...(where each ‘fuck’ represents a different garota). i need at least two weeks for that kind of trip. six days isn’t long enough, so sex takes the priority. and because sex was the priority, i decided to go the escort route. i’m also into myop (make your own porn), and it’s a little hard to haul photo/video equipment into the boites and the termas and the massage places.

the escort scene

there are pluses and minuses to the escort scene in brasil. certain bars and cafes allow for conversation, a chance to size a girl up, start a friendship. you’re also bartering for the programa. this isn’t an option with the escort scene. the girl shows up, the clock is running (usually an hour and a half to two hours), and the price is set. maybe she’s the girl whose photo you saw on the website, maybe not. rio agencies are notorious for pulling the bait and switch. maybe she advertised as taking it up the pooper, but when she shows up, there’s a do not enter sign attached to her cu. maybe she has a great body, but her face looks like danny devito’s. maybe she looked great on the website photo and when she arrives, you have a new appreciation for photoshop. escorts are probably a better option than the street freelancers in terms of safety. i don’t think i recall anyone getting robbed, drugged, or assaulted by an escort. with one notable exception, termas are also relatively safe. i think anyone who takes a flooze cruise is asking for trouble. next is the price. in sao paulo, the going rate is 250r for an hour and a half, 300r for two hours. the price may be less if you travel to the girl’s flat or become a regular customer. in rio, i could find a freelancer to spend the night for that price (at least as of last year. i hear the prices and quality there have become unacceptable). then there’s the waiting factor. there’s no waiting for the cafe/disco girl – you may not be fucking her, but you’re spending time with her, dancing, conversing, whatever. no waiting in the termas either. the escort girls say they’ll be there in an hour, and maybe they will, and maybe not. maybe it’s an hour and a half, or two or longer. at least, that had been my experience in rio. but now onto sao paulo!

research, research, research!

my first step was to compile a list of girls who i found attractive and who did anal from the following escort websites:

http://www.abusado.com.br/
http://www.erosguide.com.br/home.htm
http://www.brasilprive.com.br/entrada.php
http://www.contatos.com.br
http://www.chantily.com.br/acompanhantes.htm
http://www.touchme.com.br/home.asp
http://www.frenesy.com.br/conteudo/frenesy.htm
http://www.soelas.com.br/
http://www.megasex.com.br/acompanhantes/
http://www.namoradinhas.com.br/home.php
http://www.censurado.com.br/femininas.php
http://www.sweethoney.com.br/acompanhantes.asp
http://www.vitrinibrasil.com.br/inicio.php
http://www.bestgirls.com.br
http://www.mclass.com.br

my list included their names, age, a photo, specialty (if listed), phone numbers, and hours of operation. like any other profession, you have your full-timers, your part-timers, hard workers, lazy workers, those who are honest, those who are not, etc. to improve my chances of a good session, i cross-checked each girl with the following test drive websites:

http://www.gpguia.net
http://www.gpbr.net/forum

i preferred gpguia as it lists the number of test drives (td), whether the girl did anal, how many customers rated the session as positive, negative or neutral. if i couldn’t find a td on gpguia for a girl i was interested in, i checked gpbr.net. one thing to be aware of on the gpguia website, the going rate listed on page one of the girl’s test drives relates to the rate she began with and may not be the current rate. you have to scroll down a ways to find a recent test drive in order to find out what they’re currently charging. i mention this because some guy was giving moondog crap for paying high rates and mentioned that most girls on gpguia are charging 150r. not true. maybe back in 2003, or maybe now for a 1 hour session, but no girl on gpguia is charging 150r for 2 hours unless she’s old and/or obese.

prior to my departure, i did spend some money joining escort websites which allowed me to see more photos/videos of the girls and found this to be invaluable. a perfect example of how this saved me time and money is simone romanza this woman has 78 positive test drives and only one negative and her facial photo on sexdreams is acceptable. i joined, i think it was chantily, got the rest of the photos that were not photoshop enhanced. remember the question, where’s the beef? it’s hanging off of simone romanza. if she’d showed up at my door, i probably would have paid her and let her blow me out of guilt, but i wouldn’t have fucked her. there was another girl named sueellem portnyori, who looks great in her photoshop pics (with the exception of the fucked-up botox lip job), has excellent test drives, but on another website, i got more photos which revealed a girl with a serious complexion problem and an open sore on her arm. my thinking is – if they show up for a photo shoot looking like that, what are they going to look like when they show up at your door? i think i moved three or four girls off my “a” list thanks to joining those websites. it reminded me that test drives are only as good as the person who posts them. if a bunch of guys who like banging fat women are writing the review, then a fat garota is going to score great. or, if you’re hideous and don’t brush your teeth, is it any wonder the garota doesn’t kiss you on your mouth? so i used the escort sites and photos to cross check the test drive sites. one observation – if they’re covering something up on the website photo, it means they’re hiding something. if in all 30 photos the girl’s showing her ass and pussy but is always wearing a bra, chances are there’s a bitched-up tit job she’s hiding. a girl who is always photographed lying on her belly, probably has stretch marks or fat.

finally, i reviewed the monger websites and traded emails with a few seasoned mongers on specific issues relating to hotels, girls, websites, taxis, banks, etc.

give me an 8!

i should probably mention that i’m not a guy who’s into 9 and 10s as a matter of standard operating procedure. i like to throw one in the mix, maybe two at most. whether you’re paying or not, most drop dead gorgeous girls don’t perform as well as the 7s and 8s, unless they’re in love. and i’m not in brasil for 6 days for love. i’m here for the porn star experience, and naturally, i have a few porn stars on my list.

day one

i arrived at my hotel before 9:00 a.m. sunday morning. i hate long flights. hate waiting in lines. i’m a rio guy by history, but was really grateful i didn’t have to board another plane. if i’d gone on to rio, i wouldn’t have seen my hotel before 11:30 or noon. customs in sao paulo was about 5 minutes compared to the 40 minutes in rio. anyway, i crashed for a couple hours and had a dream that the load i’ve been saving for my first garota, i blew jerking off. then i woke up and breathed a sigh of relief.

i called the first on my list, anny sophie, who has done a mike in brazil porno and some porn on redesexo website. her test drives are outstanding. she’s not a 9 or 10 in my book, and probably, if she’s done up right, might squeak in as an 8, but i liked the way she fucked. in the video i watched, her ass seemed a lot larger than in the photoshop photos (i didn’t know photoshop had a method of reducing ass size – or it could be that she shot the photos before the movies). anyway, i don’t mind a medium sized ass as long as i get to fuck it. so i called anny sophie about 12:30 p.m. on a sunday and woke her and her boyfriend (maybe he was last night’s customer). anyway, she wanted to come around 4:00 p.m. and that would have meant watching brazilian television for three hours so i scheduled for 5:00 p.m. and checked my “a” list for another garota. i wanted to do this ninefeta who i’d spoken to earlier in the week, but her phone was off. i thought maybe i could pull a quicky off rua augusta, so headed out to explore. early sunday afternoon is a tough time to monger everywhere in the world and rua augusta was no different. i saw a couple desperate types and continued on. i bought condoms and viagra at the pharmacia.

[Vatel69]

Does anyone have any current information with regard to W.E.? Specifically, how is the quality and quantity of the girls? Is it located somewhat near Cafe Photo? Any further details would be appreciated.

WE has a lower number of girls compared to Bahamas, Photo or Bomboa.
It is 3-4 blocks from Paulista. 1 block from Augusta. It´s far from Cafe Photo.

[Prosal]

The big negative for Sao Paulo, in my opinion, is its expense. The current exchange rate against the dollar is also not favorable.

Totally agree. Without talking about accommodation and food, my daily expenses in SP for taxis, party and girls very often exceed 800 reals, and this is with avoiding the outrageously pricey spots, like Photo or WE, and the expensive garotas.

At the current exchange rate, if you stay a few weeks in town (as I usually do), it hurts !!.

[Paul02]

Does anyone have any current information with regard to W.E.? Specifically, how is the quality and quantity of the girls? Is it located somewhat near Cafe Photo? Any further details would be appreciated.

[Vatel69]

Would someone please post the address and Website for W.E. Thanks!

They don´t have a website. It is supposed to be a low profile kind of place. Catering for the the end spender.
Rua Peixoto Gomide, 269
(11) 3231-2555
Prices:
600 reais for 2-3 hours at the hotel
800 reais for 2-3 hours to take the girl out
1200 reais for all night (negotiable with the girl) Only if you don´t talk to the girl beforehand you will get to pay this.


PS.: rumours are that Donna Caffe will be turned into a bingo place.

[Bandy]

Bandy,

Thanks for the excellent play by play. And thanks for posting your BA escapades on the Argentina board. I haven't read those yet, but I'll get to them soon. Did you stay at the Etoile?

So which city do you like better for mongering? SP or BA?

I used to stay at Etoile before, but these days I stay at Jackson's apt at Recoleta. Jackson is a good friend and I feel comfortable with the arrangement. Also, since the service guys, especically, Adrian, know me well, I always stopped by the front desk at Etoile in every trip to say hello. This time they told me that their price is now 396 peso a day ( I used to pay 200 plus tax). In this price range there are much better choices in Recoleta.

I can not objectively compare Sao Paulo and Buneos Aires, since I will always have a soft corner for Buneos Aires for various reasons. However, I can say this much that I have seen more beautiful girls in Sao Paulo than anywhere else. The big negative for Sao Paulo, in my opinion, is its expense. The current exchange rate against the dollar is also not favorable. Having said that, I will re-visit Sao Paulo in a heartbeat, mostly because of some new favoritas.

IMHO, as a pure tourist, you will enjoy Buenos Aires more than Sao Paulo.

Bandy

[Surfer]

Holy bejesus Bomboa pricing has exploded. I recall R70 entrance and R100 per session (no extra room charge). R200 was for TLN. Ouch!