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[JjBee62]

May Crude Futures closed way below zero -- meaning you actually have to pay someone to take delivery of the oil. I know the weaker Col Peso is good for us (assuming we can get there), but the economic misery this will cause for Colombia (and other countries that depend on exporting oil) is scary.

We are living in surreal times.

Wish I had an empty 50,000 gallon oil storage tank right now.

[Combo]

Oil went down 42% today, and it is selling at $10 a barrel. That is Colombia's #1 export. That should mean we see the high COP: dollar ratio sticking out a while.

May Crude Futures closed way below zero -- meaning you actually have to pay someone to take delivery of the oil. I know the weaker Col Peso is good for us (assuming we can get there), but the economic misery this will cause for Colombia (and other countries that depend on exporting oil) is scary.

We are living in surreal times.

[Elvis 2008]

Oil went down 42% today, and it is selling at $10 a barrel. That is Colombia's #1 export. That should mean we see the high COP: dollar ratio sticking out a while.

[Septimius]

It makes perfect sense. You ever live with a woman going through menopause? It's like the entire psych ward all inhabiting one body. After 30 minutes you'll be feeding her whatever drugs will help.

Thank God I have not! But I hear the stories from friends that have wives that are going through the shit. I'm all set!!

[JjBee62]

The testosterone thing is a real deal. The best way I can explain it is like this: Imagine that you started a warehouse job in your younger years. Each year one of the light-bulbs in the warehouse goes out. 20 years later there are 20 that are burnt out but you fail to notice the difference because you adjusted to it gradually. Then one night someone replaces those bulbs and you come in that morning and bam! You realize what it used to be like when it was super bright. That's how I felt when I got on the testosterone treatments. I felt like a brand new man. Prior to that I pretty much got used to feeling like shit and thought it was normal due to age. Well my testosterone levels were less than a teenage girl when I got tested. You should do the same man. And don't let the doc tell you that it's normal for your age. They give women hormones when they get older and go through menopause but have a hard time doing it to men when they go through andropause. It's bullshit and makes absolutely no sense.

It makes perfect sense. You ever live with a woman going through menopause? It's like the entire psych ward all inhabiting one body. After 30 minutes you'll be feeding her whatever drugs will help.

[Septimius]

Done age 38. Volume supposed to drop 3-8% roughly (1st question I asked the doctor). I had not noticed any real difference in horniness. Age 49 now. This last year my power has dropped. One girl a day and I am good (but not happy). Some days hard to get hard. Have not taken anything or had testosterone level tested. My Cialis / Viagra meds are not working. BUT my supplier had a quality control problem once before. I will try new pills and then get testosterone level checked. It better not be old age at 49!

The testosterone thing is a real deal. The best way I can explain it is like this: Imagine that you started a warehouse job in your younger years. Each year one of the light-bulbs in the warehouse goes out. 20 years later there are 20 that are burnt out but you fail to notice the difference because you adjusted to it gradually. Then one night someone replaces those bulbs and you come in that morning and bam! You realize what it used to be like when it was super bright. That's how I felt when I got on the testosterone treatments. I felt like a brand new man. Prior to that I pretty much got used to feeling like shit and thought it was normal due to age. Well my testosterone levels were less than a teenage girl when I got tested. You should do the same man. And don't let the doc tell you that it's normal for your age. They give women hormones when they get older and go through menopause but have a hard time doing it to men when they go through andropause. It's bullshit and makes absolutely no sense.

[TjBrazil]

Done age 38. Volume supposed to drop 3-8% roughly (1st question I asked the doctor). I had not noticed any real difference in horniness. Age 49 now. This last year my power has dropped. One girl a day and I am good (but not happy). Some days hard to get hard. Have not taken anything or had testosterone level tested. My Cialis / Viagra meds are not working. BUT my supplier had a quality control problem once before. I will try new pills and then get testosterone level checked. It better not be old age at 49!

I had my testosterone checked last year. It's a pathetic 300, but I have no problem getting an erection unless I use a condom, which is why I'm getting a vasectomy soon. Its time.

[LoveItHere69]

Long story short I am still taking them with absolutely zero results. Then I started thinking that maybe it has to do with my vasectomy. If the supps only deal with helping with sperm production then it's no good for guys like us. I'm also wondering if it's the reason why my testosterone levels are low.

Done age 38. Volume supposed to drop 3-8% roughly (1st question I asked the doctor). I had not noticed any real difference in horniness. Age 49 now. This last year my power has dropped. One girl a day and I am good (but not happy). Some days hard to get hard. Have not taken anything or had testosterone level tested. My Cialis / Viagra meds are not working. BUT my supplier had a quality control problem once before. I will try new pills and then get testosterone level checked. It better not be old age at 49!

[Combo]

She wants me to knock her up and have a child. I think its OK, I paid for her fake tits 15 years ago. Any advice? I know I would pay child support and she would want to stay in Colombia to be with her family, but that is OK with me because we only get along for about a week and then she doesn't want to be with me and vice versa.

The doctor did a good job with her tits. Usually I don't like fake tits, but those look really nice.

[Mr Enternational]

She wants me to knock her up and have a child. I think its OK, I paid for her fake tits 15 years ago. Any advice? I know I would pay child support and she would want to stay in Colombia to be with her family, but that is OK with me because we only get along for about a week and then she doesn't want to be with me and vice versa.

If you paid for tits 15 years ago, it would stand to reason that this lady is at least 35 and you are probably older. You failed to mention WHY she wants to have a child. Does she have any other children? Does she have a stable income and a stable household? Or is she just sitting in the house bored and wants a new toy? If something happened to you, would she be able to care for the child?

Every chick that I fuck (pro and nonpro alike) I make them say they they love me and want my baby (only because I know that I can't have any.) I was just talking to a chick in Bogota 1 hour ago and she said it. Here in Thailand, ex-hooker that spent the night last night, she said it. I know it is an ego boost or whatever, but there is no way I would seriously think about having a kid with a woman unless I was going to be in the kid's life on a daily basis and had a good relationship with the mother, both of which you already said would not happen in your case. I would also have to know that she was a smart, self-supporting woman and not a fucking idiot.

A friend of mine is a Phd and in the early 2000's she would always beg me to have a kid with her and I would not have to worry about taking care of it. That kind of woman, yes, I would do it for. But I would still insist on being in my child's life and caring for it. She also wanted me to be her boyfriend and said she would pay my child support for the daughter that I already have (who is now an adult of 23 years old). I told her no thanks. I did not want those type of strings. I was satisfied to be on a friends with benefits basis. To this day she still does not have kids.

I argue with these women all the time saying it does not matter if the man is there. Easy for you to fucking say. If you had a father and a whole other side of the family would you not want them in your life? All you are doing is cheating the damn kid, especially when you can't half take care of them on your own. They are like my kid is happy. It is a fucking kid; it does not know what is good for them or how to raise itself. If you fed him hotdogs everyday since birth he would be happy with that too, because that is all he knows. That does not make it a good idea or smart thing to do. Hell, he would eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner unless you stopped him. You are already starting off as a sorry ass parent if you believe the child does not need the other parent. This having kids all willy nilly has to stop, but of course it never will. As humans, we serve no other real purpose other than to make more humans.

P.S. If you were just in it to see how the child would look, then they probably have computer programs for that!

[NeilGeorge]

She wants me to knock her up and have a child. I think its OK, I paid for her fake tits 15 years ago. Any advice? I know I would pay child support and she would want to stay in Colombia to be with her family, but that is OK with me because we only get along for about a week and then she doesn't want to be with me and vice versa.

[Fun Luvr]

But I have a question for the other mongers on here that have had this procedure. Did you notice cum volume go down a lot? ... I'm also wondering if it's the reason why my testosterone levels are low.

I had it done more than 30 years ago. I didn't notice a difference in the volume, but noticed a slight decrease in desire for sex. When I had it done, the cost was $400, and my insurance paid the whole thing. I guess they figured that was cheaper than paying for a pregnancy.

[JjBee62]

No idea. Since I have been able to skeet up in them and not get anyone pregnant, I have not seen it.

Unless you're overly obsessed with porn, how much doesn't much matter. There probably aren't too many hookers complaining because there isn't enough semen in their hair.

[Mr Enternational]

But I have a question for the other mongers on here that have had this procedure. Did you notice cum volume go down a lot?

No idea. Since I have been able to skeet up in them and not get anyone pregnant, I have not seen it.

[Septimius]

I remember getting it done 20 years ago in the USA.

Cost me $10 with insurance co-pay.

Best $10 I ever spent!

I had it done about 10 years ago for free with my insurance and I have no regrets. But I have a question for the other mongers on here that have had this procedure. Did you notice cum volume go down a lot? I tried that stack that was recommended a few months ago by a few mongers that involved Zinc, Maca, and a whole bunch of other supplements. Long story short I am still taking them with absolutely zero results. Then I started thinking that maybe it has to do with my vasectomy. If the supps only deal with helping with sperm production then it's no good for guys like us. I'm also wondering if it's the reason why my testosterone levels are low.