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[John Scott]

I just got back from a week and a half in Cartagena, Colombia. I used "Girlfriend 4 a Week" to supply my sex/travel partner. I know most of the action on this board is for Mongerers who like to find the best girls for the best deals and don't use agencies. To pick up girls in Cartagena you have to either go for street girls or hang out at nightclubs or stripclubs. Which to me is a collosal waste of time. Also these girls normally think in terms of hours or over night, or maybe they aren't professionals at all.

I believe you always end up "paying for it. " I prefer professionals. Amateurs/Non-Pros charge in "Emotional Units" instead of cash. An "Emotional Unit" is a combination of attention and time. Attention can come in all kinds of forms from simple banter and drinks to long term commitments (with meeting her parents and taking her shopping falling some where in between). I have to tell you I'd pay big bucks to avoid an "Emotional Unit" almost every time.

Robert (of GF4W) and I exchanged several e-mails and I settled on Grace, a girl with good English skills, some college and looks between Tyra Banks and Imam, 23 years old. She met me at the airport, I paid $250 for her plane trip from Medellin. We hugged and went looking for the hotel transport I had reserved. When we couldn't find the hotel van I gave her the phone number and she called the hotel to find out where the van was. I don't speak Spanish and I'd never been to Cartagena before. Cartagena is a major tourist destination but not for English speakers.

Having someone who could help me with my Spanish pronunciation, "Quanto? " "He wants to know how much the taxi fair is going to be before you go any further" was invaluable. And having her explain to the waiter who felt my refusal to order wine or a mixed drink with dinner was an insult to his manhood that I was Diabetic and would just order water saved a lot of frustration.

But what I really enjoyed was watching her walk through the room, naked, three or more times a day. I liked that she was willing to wear a sheer Malibu Strings bikini in public, in fact she loved every thing I gave her to wear, even when the blouse kept slipping and revealing her nipple to the public. A week of watching other men stare at her and envy me was pretty great too. (At the beach one day I watched a guy track her with his still camera as she emerged from the ocean in a yellow bikini that put Halle Berry to shame. He kept taking pictures of her even after his girlfriend returned.) And she didn't take offense when I said I wanted to check out a strip club/brothel. In fact she had such a good time the other guys were watching her more than the strippers. And she picked out a really cute girl for us to take back to the hotel for a midnight skinny dip and all night threesome. To say I'm extremely happy with the service "Girlfriend 4 a Week" provided is an incredible understatement. I'm going to Santa Marta, another Caribbean coastal Colombian tourist destination, but not with out "Girlfriend 4 a Week. "

[Soldierb11]

The problem is, here in Colombia, a girl having a flat ass is seen as a SHAMEFUL thing. Girls don't even want to leave their house unless they have a curvy ass. Pretty hard to find flat assed girls when the whole culture is against it. I dunno how this guy liked Brazil or DR though, because it's even more of a big-ass (hah) deal over there.

So true.

I know a girl in Colombia who saved up some money for plastic surgery. Did she go for breast implant that she probably needs? NO

She went to have her already non-flat ass enlarged.

A big round Latina ass is whats treasured down there.

[Viajero]

Viajero, did you have any tips on an apartment in Barranquilla?

Traveling with a friend. Hotel doesn't make sense as we would need two rooms, and two small rooms would easily be more than a nice apartment.

Sorry amigo , I do have little connections there, but the people I know are looking for a long term renter only. Your best bet for a short term rental would be hotels.

[Viajero]

You must be the UNLUCKIEST guy on the planet!

Everywhere you go in Colombia there are only round fat chicks, and every other guy on the planet that visits Colombia falls in love.

Now I haven't been to Cartagena in quite a while but I just left Medellin a few days ago.

I saw, found and had fun with more beautiful flaquitas than I can remember.

Dude, I found them in casas, el Centro Strip clubs, higher end clubs and the Mansion and actually even the Mayorista.

Matter of fact, I found maybe the most beautiful chica I've ever had the pleasure of being with in an el Centro Casa, one off the beaten path that guys don't visit much.

I was stunned when she walked out to present and stayed with her for a few hours.

Tijuana-type latina? Yeah, right. Not even close.

I hope your luck changes amigo.

I'm sure glad I've been fortunate and with the good luck in finding hot chicas.

Ricker,

I always admire your reports and I am a fan of your's ,I sure wonder what thsi gentleman was talking about. My problem in Colombia was the hardest part is to make up my mind which one I was going to screw that night because they all looked model types.

[Manizales911]

Okay, this spells my conclusion! Just returned from a seriously boring evening in Cartagena, and thought I would look up this LDV place online, find the address and head there. After some research now realize this is La Dolce Vita, the place I went Saturday night and just dropped into on my way home an hour ago.

Seriously, if this sad joint is the ultimate in Colombia, then my conclusion is that all the wonderful things I have read and heard about Colombia has come from guys with a completely different taste than mine.

Now I was at LDV Saturday night prime time (1-2) and while there was no lack of girls there (at least 30) there was one I would have done for free if I had been more horny, while the rest of them would have to pay serious cash if I was to stick anything in there. What a bunch of fat, worn-out, tired-looking hookers.

I thought I was in a dump my some strange stroke of chance. Turns out I was in the best P4P joint in Colombia?

Just passed by on my way home. Okay, it's Monday night. There were five girls in there, all about as attractive as Barbara Bush. Gee, the horror.

Okay, amigos, I am done here I think. No need for me to take up more time. Realize that Colombia is probably great for paying for fat-assed regular to ugly looking girls. I like myself a nice sexy model-type flaquita, and I have seen nothing of the likes in any club or casa in Bogota, Cali, Medellin or Cartagena. And I have done my share!

So I am the one at fault. The misunderstanding lies in taste. Colombia is a mongerers paradise for anybody who likes the round, half-heavy tijuana-type latina. I'll be enjoying the beach and music and getting some work done. before I thought I has to hunt, because I thought it MUST be out there somewhere, now I know there's nothing out there.

Dude you're so full of shit your eyes are brown.

I have been in LDV plenty of times and though I admit there are plenty of worn out hardcore ***res in there, there is always some hot girls in there.

[Ricker]

. Okay, amigos, I am done here I think. No need for me to take up more time. Realize that Colombia is probably great for paying for fat-assed regular to ugly looking girls. I like myself a nice sexy model-type flaquita, and I have seen nothing of the likes in any club or casa in Bogota, Cali, Medellin or Cartagena. And I have done my share!

So I am the one at fault. The misunderstanding lies in taste. Colombia is a mongerers paradise for anybody who likes the round, half-heavy tijuana-type latina. I'll be enjoying the beach and music and getting some work done. Before I thought I has to hunt, because I thought it MUST be out there somewhere, now I know there's nothing out there.

You must be the UNLUCKIEST guy on the planet!

Everywhere you go in Colombia there are only round fat chicks, and every other guy on the planet that visits Colombia falls in love.

Now I haven't been to Cartagena in quite a while but I just left Medellin a few days ago.

I saw, found and had fun with more beautiful flaquitas than I can remember.

Dude, I found them in casas, el Centro Strip clubs, higher end clubs and the Mansion and actually even the Mayorista.

Matter of fact, I found maybe the most beautiful chica I've ever had the pleasure of being with in an el Centro Casa, one off the beaten path that guys don't visit much.

I was stunned when she walked out to present and stayed with her for a few hours.

Tijuana-type latina? Yeah, right. Not even close.

I hope your luck changes amigo, for now you seem to have an ugly-hex thrown on you and you're stuck in Tijuana, something out of the Twilight Zone ... :)

[Bango Cheito]

The problem is, here in Colombia, a girl having a flat ass is seen as a SHAMEFUL thing. Girls don't even want to leave their house unless they have a curvy ass. Pretty hard to find flat assed girls when the whole culture is against it. I dunno how this guy liked Brazil or DR though, because it's even more of a big-ass (hah) deal over there.

[El Rey De Pollo]

Viajero, did you have any tips on an apartment in Barranquilla?

Traveling with a friend. Hotel doesn't make sense as we would need two rooms, and two small rooms would easily be more than a nice apartment.

[Ricker]

Man I was starting to worry about my trip next week to MDE. All these guys saying that they are having trouble getting to screw beautiful women there.

I feel better now knowing that you found some to bag.

Lets see, Casa's in the afternoon, strip clubs after dinner, then Mayorista late at night. Yes I think I will be OK. LOL

Si amigo, you'll be OK. LOL.

I found some real cuties in the casas last week, and it seems that every little strip club I entered had at least one hot chica just waiting for me.

The Mayorista, well it seemed every night I visited, after midnight, the quality picked up.

As you know, lots of lesser quality chicas out there, but always some hot ones, and I saw a few new ones I hadn't seen before.

Have fun!

[John Gault]

"As for MDE venues, have you tried Lindas Chicas (aka, Casa de Piedra)? The lady that works there gets her cut, but she should be able to find some acceptable pro or semi-pro for you if you tell her what you're looking for."

I went there no less than three nights in a row. Nancy called up 3-4 girls every night and promised me next night she would bring girls that suited my taste. I told her it was simple: Young and slim. Every got damned girl presented to me was 25 and with an ass like J. Lo.

As for staying in one place and skipping Cartegena and BAQ, I am here for work and have no choice. I am now in CTG and I totally agree that this is a poor mans Miami Beach. The heat is bad and all the girls are ugly.

Medellin was the place I liked the best, all though that really does not say much as I have yet to fall in love with any place in this country.

Sure, it's got one of the biggest hooker-scenes in the world, but jesus hace I seen lots of ugly hookers.

Thanks for indulging. I have given up trying to get some beauties here. Now just working and going home to sleep. I toured every got damn club in CTG saturday and saw at least 100 prepagos. They were all between ugly and average.

If anyone has a tip on an apartment in BAQ, I would be thrilled. That is the only challenge I have left in this country.

I think before you said you were going to be in BAQ for just a few days. Forget an apartment and just go to the Hotel Continatal. It is located in a very safe section near the university. Chica friendly and around $50 a night. I rate it a four star hotel.

As far as you wanting young pretty Flaca's then bring your wallet and go to Luistania. A short taxi ride from the hotel. 10,000 peso cover charge and last time I was there it was 180 K for a real stunner. Now that I think about it there is no place that I have been that has any better looking girls. A few months ago on Wed. nights they have all the girls wearing bras and pantys with the garter belts and hose. Your eyes will bug out. As always collect some numbers. They will be happy to beat the house out of thier cut.

[Hioctane]

"As for MDE venues, have you tried Lindas Chicas (aka, Casa de Piedra)? The lady that works there gets her cut, but she should be able to find some acceptable pro or semi-pro for you if you tell her what you're looking for."

I went there no less than three nights in a row. Nancy called up 3-4 girls every night and promised me next night she would bring girls that suited my taste. I told her it was simple: Young and slim. Every got damned girl presented to me was 25 and with an ass like J. Lo.

As for staying in one place and skipping Cartegena and BAQ, I am here for work and have no choice. I am now in CTG and I totally agree that this is a poor mans Miami Beach. The heat is bad and all the girls are ugly.

Medellin was the place I liked the best, all though that really does not say much as I have yet to fall in love with any place in this country.

Sure, it's got one of the biggest hooker-scenes in the world, but jesus hace I seen lots of ugly hookers.

Thanks for indulging. I have given up trying to get some beauties here. Now just working and going home to sleep. I toured every got damn club in CTG saturday and saw at least 100 prepagos. They were all between ugly and average.

If anyone has a tip on an apartment in BAQ, I would be thrilled. That is the only challenge I have left in this country.

Here's an idea. How about you post some pics of girls from other countries that you actually like? Maybe then we can get a better idea of what you are in to and where you should go. If you've seen so many girls and still can't find someone that you like, Colombia might just not be to your taste. Which is very well possible. Just like I would never go to some countries because I know I won't like the girls there. From the pics in the Colombia section, you should be able to tell if you're going to like them though.

[El Rey De Pollo]

You should probably cancel all your other side trips and head to Cartagena and the club LDV. You'll find something there. Hopefully.

Okay, this spells my conclusion! Just returned from a seriously boring evening in Cartagena, and thought I would look up this LDV place online, find the address and head there. After some research now realize this is La Dolce Vita, the place I went Saturday night and just dropped into on my way home an hour ago.

Seriously, if this sad joint is the ultimate in Colombia, then my conclusion is that all the wonderful things I have read and heard about Colombia has come from guys with a completely different taste than mine.

Now I was at LDV Saturday night prime time (1-2) and while there was no lack of girls there (at least 30) there was one I would have done for free if I had been more horny, while the rest of them would have to pay serious cash if I was to stick anything in there. What a bunch of fat, worn-out, tired-looking hookers.

I thought I was in a dump my some strange stroke of chance. Turns out I was in the best P4P joint in Colombia?

Just passed by on my way home. Okay, it's Monday night. There were five girls in there, all about as attractive as Barbara Bush. Gee, the horror.

Okay, amigos, I am done here I think. No need for me to take up more time. Realize that Colombia is probably great for paying for fat-assed regular to ugly looking girls. I like myself a nice sexy model-type flaquita, and I have seen nothing of the likes in any club or casa in Bogota, Cali, Medellin or Cartagena. And I have done my share!

So I am the one at fault. The misunderstanding lies in taste. Colombia is a mongerers paradise for anybody who likes the round, half-heavy tijuana-type latina. I'll be enjoying the beach and music and getting some work done. before I thought I has to hunt, because I thought it MUST be out there somewhere, now I know there's nothing out there.

[John Gault]

I actually thought it was against the law to jerk off in Colombia, there's so many chicas that need lovin' ... jajaja

I'd love to help you but it seems that the Colombia you're visiting is completely different than the one I was just in for a couple weeks.

I can hardly go a few hours without falling in love/lust, flirting, finding a new NP contact, meeting a pro who I click with, finding a beauty diamond in the rough.

I do wish you luck

Man I was starting to worry about my trip next week to MDE. All these guys saying that they are having trouble getting to screw beautiful women there.

I feel better now knowing that you found some to bag.

Lets see, Casa's in the afternoon, strip clubs after dinner, then Mayorista late at night. Yes I think I will be OK. LOL

[El Rey De Pollo]

"As for MDE venues, have you tried Lindas Chicas (aka, Casa de Piedra)? The lady that works there gets her cut, but she should be able to find some acceptable pro or semi-pro for you if you tell her what you're looking for."

I went there no less than three nights in a row. Nancy called up 3-4 girls every night and promised me next night she would bring girls that suited my taste. I told her it was simple: Young and slim. Every got damned girl presented to me was 25 and with an ass like J. Lo.

As for staying in one place and skipping Cartegena and BAQ, I am here for work and have no choice. I am now in CTG and I totally agree that this is a poor mans Miami Beach. The heat is bad and all the girls are ugly.

Medellin was the place I liked the best, all though that really does not say much as I have yet to fall in love with any place in this country.

Sure, it's got one of the biggest hooker-scenes in the world, but jesus hace I seen lots of ugly hookers.

Thanks for indulging. I have given up trying to get some beauties here. Now just working and going home to sleep. I toured every got damn club in CTG saturday and saw at least 100 prepagos. They were all between ugly and average.

If anyone has a tip on an apartment in BAQ, I would be thrilled. That is the only challenge I have left in this country.

[Ricker]

In Barranquilla for 6 days from next week. Love to get some help. Finding absolutely nothing online, and now with just 4-5 days to my arrival there getting a little worried.

Cause it's one thing to be pussy-less in a nice penthouse in Poblado, Medellin. I am sure it's another to be pussy-less in a crap apartment in hot, dirty Barranquilla.

I prefer to jerk off in a nice ambiance.

I actually thought it was against the law to jerk off in Colombia, there's so many chicas that need lovin' ... jajaja

I'd love to help you but it seems that the Colombia you're visiting is completely different than the one I was just in for a couple weeks.

I can hardly go a few hours without falling in love/lust, flirting, finding a new NP contact, meeting a pro who I click with, finding a beauty diamond in the rough.

I do wish you luck