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[Chivas 1]

Play No Games, I have tentative plans to be in the P.I from November 15th through the 26th so maybe we can have some San Miguels there if these dates corralate to any of yours and of course they will be on me. :) My friend and I been mongering there for years, and we both stay at the Dusit Nikko Hotel in Makati which is a beautiful hotel and close to the action. If you have any questions feel free to ask me and I will do my best to help you make your stay a great one. Another good source for info on the P.I is Surfer, and he actually just got back from there. As far as NewYears in Colombia I cannot tell you what the best city to go to is because I have never been there during those times, but this board has some great members who are very helpful and I am sure they will help you in your decison.

Good luck to you.

[Scooby1]

And try to learn at least rudamentary Spanish.

[Ricker]

Colombia is a different universe when it comes to friendly women.

Just be nice .... funny ... friendly ... and don't be shy.

Have fun!

[Enigma84]

Hi all,

Do you think these pick up artist sites could help a man out with their game when hitting on non-pros. Like I said in the barranquilla section I have terrible game here in this country and the women here are just cold. Hopefully Colombians are friendlier.

Anyway here are the sites mysterymthod.com and doubleyourdating.com.

[VipMedellin]

My Cel Number Is 3102901719 And My Office Number Is 3137009 Call Me Or Leave Me Your Cel Number And I Will Contact You.

Hi,

I sincerely appreciate your reports, but...

Would you please STOP capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports!

It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.

On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: Thank You!

Jackson

[Texas Slim]

Albert,

Give me your contact information (phone numbers) and I will contact you for an appointment. I believe I am right around the corner (or a block or two away) from The VIP.

TEXAS SLIM:

I have an English - Spanish institute so therefore I can obtain student visas for all americans.

The visa procedure takes about ten days and the cost is 350.00 you also get a cedula de extrajeria which is a colombian I.D.

If you have any other questions please let me know it is a very easy process in which I and my staff will walk you through it.

Sincerely,

Albert Licht

[VipMedellin]

TEXAS SLIM:

I have an English - Spanish institute so therefore I can obtain student visas for all americans.

The visa procedure takes about ten days and the cost is 350.00 you also get a cedula de extrajeria which is a colombian I.D.

If you have any other questions please let me know it is a very easy process in which I and my staff will walk you through it.

Sincerely,

Albert Licht

[Tom 33]

is another way to ask for BBBJ. Por detras might work for anal.

Actually Colombianas are fairly accomodating. BBBJ and DFK are harder to find in MDE and easier in CTG. Anal is hit or miss. Most do not swallow but don't mind spitting-leche en boca.

Halloween is big in Colombia. I've never been to Mango's for Halloween, but I'm sure they do it up right. LDV in CTG has costume contests.

[Gonzo]

Hi All,

While I know many Latinas understand English for BJ I still wanted to ask if there is any common Colombian slang that is used for BJ. I'd appreciate any input anyone might have for this word as well as for any other s*x acts.

My fave idiom for BJ, stemming from CTG, is "cocoloco", to be distinguished from "cocoliso", which refers to a totally bald guy, or "shiny coconut head". With that in mind, "cocoloco" would loosely transfer to "giving crazy head", since coconuts sorta look like heads, no?

I've used "mama sin condom" which gets the point across, even though not endemic to Colombia.

[Fliffy]

Hi All,

New member here but not new to the life. Thanks to all for great info across the many forums here. Great resources like this sure help planning and prep. I and a friend are visiting Colombia for the first time in late Oct and early Nov. Hmmm, I wonder what Halloween is like at Mango's in MDE? Anyway we'll be staying at the Mansion while in MDE and also plan 3-4 days in CTG. I was going over some Spanish language prep with regard to interviewing and negotiating and came up with a question. While I know many Latinas understand English for BJ I still wanted to ask if there is any common Colombian slang that is used for BJ. I'd appreciate any input anyone might have for this word as well as for any other s*x acts.

Thanks! So has anyone been to Mango's for Halloween?

[Tiofio]

http://poorbuthappy.com/colombia/node/7315

Every new about safety in English is here.

[Dollar Bill]

U.S. warns of possible bombings in Colombia

POSTED: 1550 GMT (2350 HKT), September 22, 2006 (on CNN.com)


BOGOTA, Colombia (AP) -- The U.S. Embassy in Colombia has told its staff to stay away from upscale shopping malls and restaurants in the capital, saying it has information that leftist rebels are planning a possible bomb attack.
In an e-mail sent to embassy employees Thursday, a copy of which was obtained by The Associated Press, the U.S. Regional Security Office said that "all personnel are prohibited from frequenting all shopping malls and their immediate surrounding areas" in northern Bogota until October 1.

Talk of the embassy ban dominated radio airwaves as Colombians voiced dismay that U.S. authorities apparently had kept them in the dark about the supposed threat.

The e-mail said the warning was based on intelligence obtained from Colombian authorities.

But Defense Minister Juan Manuel Santos denied that Colombian authorities were the source of information about the possible threat from rebels from the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia, or FARC.
"I don't know where they got this information," Santos told Caracol Radio on Friday. "We've done a thorough sweep of our intelligence services and can confirm it wasn't us."

U.S. Embassy officials were not immediately available for comment. A spokesman said they were meeting with Colombian defense officials.
One of the "no-go" areas mentioned in the e-mail, a dining district popular with Americans and well-heeled Colombians known as the Pink Zone, has been targeted previously.
In 2003, rebels attacked two bars in the area with grenades, killing a Colombian woman and injuring more than 70 people, including five Americans.

But since then, the capital has been largely insulated from deadly violence stemming from a half-century of civil conflict -- a calm that many attribute to law-and-order President Alvaro Uribe's policy of beefing up the military's presence in urban areas.
With more than 500 employees, the U.S. Embassy in Bogota is the headquarters for the multibillion-dollar anti-drug military strategy known as Plan Colombia.

Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

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Just to let any mongers in Colombia know the potential risk.

$Bill

[Texas Slim]

KB - I don't currently have PM rights as I need to renew my membership here. I should be up and running with PM shortly and I will send you my contact info.

EK - you can bring whoever you like. It is a privately owned residence. I just need to inforn the guys at the gate who will be staying in the unit and what the skinny is. They are very cool. Nobody looking down their noses here. I'm 15 years older than my novia here and nobody thinks any different. If I were a playboy bringing in new girls every week, it would be no different.

Tom - I'm a little confused. First off, I have already spoken with an attorney who is willing to help to the tune of $500 Americano. I thought this was a bit much. I put him on hold for now.

* If I need to obtain my first VISA outside of Colombia (ie. USA), then why would I hire a Colombian attorney? Isn't he going to be working with the consulate HERE in Colombia. There is a Colombian Embassy in Houston I could visit when I get back to the states. Is this process difficult to do yourself? I like the idea of getting some help as I am kinda lazy when it comes to this type of mindnumbing, beauracratic two step - but is $500 warranted for the process to get some legal help?

Thanks to all for the responses and input.

[Tom 33]

Can anybody here steer me in the right direction in getting some assistance with a VISA? My 6 months is coming to an end sometime in November.

Go to http://www.colombiaemb.org/opencms/o...tes/visas.html. You can download the application form. You will probably want to hire a Colombian attorney to help decide the type of VISA you want. Then you get your documentation in order and call the nearest embassy in the US for an appointment. If you have everything together, they issue the VISA while you are there. When you first enter Colombia with your new VISA, you must go to the local DAS office within 10 or so days to register the VISA and get your cedula. You must get your initial VISA outside of Colombia.

I have a Rentista VISA. It is good for one year and can be renewed in Bogota or at a US Embassy. I needed a letter from my bank saying that I have more than US$24,000 in an account. This letter must be notarized. Then the notary must be apostilled. Then these documents must be officially translated into Spanish. I brought these documents along with 2 originals of the application and 3 passport photos. Make goddamn certain that you have all the i's dotted and the t's crossed or you will not get the VISA.

[Escort King]

Thought I would add a few pics for those interested. Here are the specifics;

1) Approx. 1000 sq. ft.
2) 3 bed / 2 bath
3) 5 minute walt to Metro Aguacatala
4) 10 minute walk to Oviedo & Carullas
5) 15 minute walk to Carrefours
6) The NEW "Palmitas"? club might be 300 yards away. I have a great views of it and everything else from virtually every room in the apartment.
7) Refrigerator & washing machine, microwave - NEW
8) Everything in the apartment is NEW as I bought it all here(MDE) in April/May 2006.
9) EPM's highest available broadband connection at 256k. I've been told that Skype works well with this connection. Local phone connection and line.
10) Cable TV
11) Community pool, 24 hour porteria with guarded gate and electric fencing all the way around the place. It is at the end of a dead end street to boot. Super secure complex. I've never had any issues here.

* No oven. No AC. No SHIT!

* This couldn't be a better location if you don't have a car. Everything is either walking distance or a $1-3 taxi ride.

* I prefer someone to stay as long as possible if not the ENTIRE two months to ease my management burden. Short timers are hard to manage from the USA. I'd rather it sit vacant than have issues.

* I've picked up alot of good information on this site, so I figured I would give a little back.

* Inquire here with questions. If you are in town, feel free to stop by acheck the place out.

Slim

What is the bring in chica thing like? and how much do you need?