Barranquilla Reports

[Mr Enternational]

[QUOTE=Pussy Seeker II]

I have never seen that. Once your profile is approved and uploaded, everyone can see it, even men. The only option you might have is who you want to be contacted by, in most cases everyone or gold (paying ) members only. If it is a Colombian site you could specify you want to be contacted by girls from MDE only. Mr Enternational says " Put your profile in Spanish" Now, what happens to those of us who the only Spanish word we know is ADIOS? I guess bilingual guys have all the advantages, although I would dare to say I have not done that bad. I chose quality over quantity. PSII

You have to start somewhere. I am in the airport in Bogota now headed back to the states. My first time here in Colombia was September 2005. I didn't speak a lick of Spanish, although I did speak Portuguese and French. I came to meet a lawyer from Cucuta who I met on the site. And she definitely didn't speak English. She rode the bus 14 hours from her house to be with me. Since then I don't know how many times I have been to Colombia. My Spanish has improved drastically. I have never had a class or anything. I only learn from talking to chicks from the site or in country by email or phone. Miracles do happen.

I just came through Immigration and met an officer who doesn't speak English. I threw some smooth lines on her. When I was in line I saw her smiling, so I went to her line and started speaking English. She said she didn't speak English so I started Spanish. I asked her was she so happy because she was about to start vacation or because her boyfriend sent her some flowers. She said she didn't have a boyfriend. We exchanged information and the next time I am in Bogota the rest will be history.

[Hoof Hunter]

Both,

But I speak passable Spanish.

Enough to sustain a 5 min consversation.

First piece of advice, esp. if you choose BAQ as a destination, you'll need to work on your Spanish. 5-10 mins ain't much. You'll get played and won't even know it until after it happens. The costenos speak in all kinds of slang and very rapid. I've happened to meet a couple of non-Spanish speaking foreigners over the years in BAQ. They had no idea what these chicks were saying, esp. when they spoke with another chick. I caught a few exchanges, not the most convincing exchanges, to say the least. Now if you're dealing with a puta, 5 mins is fine.

Second piece of advice. Lose the hang-ups on race. Check that shit at the US airport gate. Yes, there are issues with race and discrimination in Colombia, Brasil, DR, Peru, Ecuador, etc. It's THEIR issue, not yours. You're just visiting.

There are of our caucasian sisters in the USA that don't want to get with brothers either. Shit happens. If you see a chica's profile that has racial shit in it, move on to the next chick. Simple as that. THAT chick has hang-ups from jumpstreet. Could be race, social status, weight, financial, lack of education, non-exposure to worldly thinking other than the E! channel. What's the point in trying to deal with her? Leave her in her misery, waiting for her prinicipe azul to fall into her lap...on the internet. The writing's already on the wall for future issues with her, esp. if she's on an internet site. You wouldn't deal with that in the US or whatever country you're in. Don't let physical beauty cloud your judgment.

I've rarely experienced problems in BAQ, esp. with race/discrimination. It's happened, but whatever. It ain't MY problem. I've never had a problem with chicas in regards to race in BAQ, in Colombia for that matter. On the contrary, I have more chicas (non-pros and pros) than I can deal with on my limited trips.

[Mr Enternational]

My girlfriend tells me she has seen black Americans pretty busy down there with BAQ ladies of all colors.

So your girlfriend mentioned me huh?

I have never come across a Colombian who is prejudice. Maybe it is my naivity. While there I have never sensed a problem and on the internet Colombian women are the first to speak to me. I have come across many profiles from Brazil or Peru that women specifically say no black men or white men only, but never Colombia. I even had a problem last week with a hooker in Lima. She got mad and left because I would not give her the money first. She told me that she is a prostitute but she has dignity. She then said that I was black and I don't have any dignity. That really confused me. I was thinking to myself, "I don't? I guess I know now."

I think that in most cases it is not really prejudice from a racism standpoint. I think the whole thing originates socio-economically. In many countries the case holds that the darker a person is, the poorer he or she is. The poorer women are trying to make a come-up and think the whiter the guy is, the better chances she has. The women who are already educated and well off care less about skin color. That is just MHO.

[Enigma84]

Black dudes who speak Spanish? Or Black dudes who don't?

Both,

But I speak passable Spanish.

Enough to sustain a 5 min consversation.

[Mr Mundo]

I could not agree more. The ads work just wonderful. I had Peter place two ads for me so far. One for girls. I did get quite a few replies and man I`ll tell you, it got me a real hottie, and she works for Avianca and flies to America often, so I did not even have to bother with visa, tickets and all. We still see each other occasionally.

The other ad was about real estate. And it gave me a pretty good idea as to what the market there is like. I am sure I will use his services again in the future.

I Totally recommend this service. Cheers, PSII

Also besides doing business with him,I feel that Peter is is nice guy who doesn't jerk anyone around.His service rocks!

[Belldude2]

After an afternoo toghether, in my opinion the best thing you have to say:
I have passed a wonderful afternoon, I will remember it always. I like your company beacuse you are a nice girl. Then you have to bring out her qualities, her beauty telling her hhas beautiful eyes. "tu cara es muy linda, tu eres una chica guapa y simpática. Tus ojos son muy hermosos y profundos".


1) get on top = ponete en cima
2) faster = mas rapido
3) slower = mas lento
4) keep going = continua así
5) not so loud? = no tan fuerte?

I don't know if the translation of n°3 and 4° writings are right because I don't understand fine the english meaning of the writing.

I hope it hel you

well for 1) get on top, the best would be to say "Subete" pronounced more like "suete" very lightly pronouncing the 'b' or also as a 'v'. This is what they will say when they want you to mount them.
As far as.. 5)not so loud.... a simple, soft shhhhh is quite sufficient.
3) Slower... "mas lento" works, but "despacio amor" seems to be a bit better for the moment for this kind of action.
Also, last but not least...4)Keep going. I find that a simple "que rico" or "perfecto" keeps them doing what you are currently enjoying.
Try these out. Hope this helps

[Tiny 12]

4) keep going = continua así
5) not so loud? = no tan fuerte?

I don't know if the translation of n°3 and 4° writings are right because I don't understand fine the english meaning of the writing.

Porturu's Spanish is about 1000X better than mine, so I hesitate to comment, but I'd say

4.) keep going = sigue
5.) not so loud = calmate, or
tranquilo, or
callate (the last if you want to tell her to shut up & I'd follow that with "por favor")

[Enigma84]

Whilst we are on the subject of BAQ and the topic is still hot.

What is a good gift for a girlfriend? I mean things to bring her for the first date. Candy, Flowers, etc etc.

Also what are some smooth lines in Spanish? How how do you say you look so beautiful or you look so nice or I like your hair. You get what I mean, Like compliments and stuff. Just give a list of nice compliments.

And when your in the sack what are some dirty things to say.

Like how do you say:

1) get on top
2) faster
3) slower
4) keep going
5) not so loud?

[Master Yoda]

My best advice for you is to hit the local book store and buy a few books on relationships and rapport building... they will do you much more good than the responses to your questions on these boards. Just my honest opinion.

doubleyourdating.com
mysterymethod.com
sosuave.com
smoothnsweet.com

There is a book by a pick up artist called Dane Bowers

There is another book by another pick up artist (PUA) by the name of The Lay guide by Tony Clink. There is even a section on how older man can smooth talk young women.

One more book called The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists by Neil Strauss.

These are all good books.

[Winner71]

Poturu- I just wnet back and read all your posts and now I thik I can safely say that you probably will not end up in Barranquilla or Pereira. In the last 18 months you have asked people about chicas in basically every continent on the planet. Questions are always the same... where is it free, can I get a young chica. If you would spend less time worrying about what you can or can;t get and more time honing your game you may have some success. Based or the questions I see you asking overr the last 18 months on a zillion different countries on ISG my sense is you will never have a free GFE or girlfriend for that matter in Colombia. Your approach is all wrong. Some people get it and some people don't. You are a long way away in my opinion to understanding how to get a gal. It starts with the basics and understanding the female race and what makes them tick, what turns them on, etc. My best advice for you is to hit the local book store and buy a few books on relationships and rapport building... they will do you much more good than the responses to your questions on these boards. Just my honest opinion.

Poturu- Why have you all of the sudden changed to Periera? WHat do you know about Pereira, and why did you make this comment? I understand, maybe Ricker hasn't responded to many of your posts about Barranquilla, but maybe he was smart not to. After all, you are questioning whether he knows about the chicas from Pereira. My sense is he knows much more about the chicas of Pereira than you or I will ever know. 4 hour bus ride from Cali... hint,hint.

Are you really going to let the heat of Barranquilla change your plans? It's not that bad, ok it's hot. But it's not like Arizona in the summer or anything, and certainly you will have A/C. I just am shocked to see you say.. ok I'll switch to Pereira. What do you know about Pereira?

[Winner71]

Poturu- Why have you all of the sudden changed to Periera? WHat do you know about Pereira, and why did you make this comment? I understand, maybe Ricker hasn't responded to many of your posts about Barranquilla, but maybe he was smart not to. After all, you are questioning whether he knows about the chicas from Pereira. My sense is he knows much more about the chicas of Pereira than you or I will ever know. 4 hour bus ride from Cali... hint,hint.

Are you really going to let the heat of Barranquilla change your plans? It's not that bad, ok it's hot. But it's not like Arizona in the summer or anything, and certainly you will have A/C. I just am shocked to see you say.. ok I'll switch to Pereira. What do you know about Pereira?

Dear amigo, thanks for your advice but I will do the opposite of what you tell me. ;)

[Master Yoda]

I serious envy the Expats. They get to live there and do what ever the fuck they want. We with limited time have to come up with complicated ways of getting laid. These guys can simply afford to get rejected and try the same girl again and again or persistantly until she finally breaks or leave her and carry on the hunt for another girl. They cna line up dates after dates after dates. I'll bet there are guys that can fuck morning, afternoon and evening although it would be bad for your health. They also don't have to worry about marrying them and bringing back to the US only to have her snatch by some young prick.

I should look into going expat in Colombia rather than somewhere else. I could spend up to $4000 dollars a month on a retirement plan. You got the sun, the babes, the beaches in CTG. what more could a guy ask for. You can also travel to other areas in Colombia and LAM. I'll bet i could live an OK life.

Is there anyway that I can look up properties to buy and rent in BAQ?

Plus where would be a good place to live. I mean an upper class place that you can turn into a pussy magnet.

[Master Yoda]

Dear amigo, thanks for your advice but I will do the opposite of what you tell me. ;)

Well Poturu, me and the other members have wasted countless minutes giving you ideas and sharing our experiences only for you to through it back in our faces. That's not nice

[Hunter]

I like your style amigo! Not your writing style, long sentences / paragraphs, but your style with chicas, si :)

I agree with Ricker, who has mentioned this a few times, the contnt is great, but it is a headache to read, a few more paragarphs would help us out a lot.

Hunter

[Ricker]

Dear amigo, thanks for your advice but I will do the opposite of what you tell me. ;)

First recipient of my ignore list :)