Bogota Reports

[BlueChange]

Dulce 130 K + 50 K oral naturale.

Hit the pages and came across Dulce. Wow. That face is amazing. I saw one review and it was actually her. While yes it is her, she has however either had a baby or put on about 28 lbs. Her boobs droop a bit.

I arrive to a grey door and step inside a deli to use my phone (this is a part of Chapinero where I had my phone robbed so I am extra cautious) I text and confirm it's there. A man peaks his head out and he lets the door open.

He says "esta aqui para dulce" I say "si" he instructs me to wait.

Inside it is one of the worst looking apartments I ever been in. It is half way between consstruction and being condemed. There is a motorcycel parked in the vestibule.

Dulce comes out 30 seconds later. Her face and make up is very very cute. So much that I ignore the weight she gained. She is still sweet though.

I pay her and tell her oral naturale. We get naked and do some light kissing but hardly any tongue. She wipes me down and then pops halls into her mouth and starts to suck. I think she just doesn't like the taste of cock maybe. Anyway Her BJ is a bit too much suction and not enough suave. I try to get her to be more smooth but she just is a bit rough.

We go to fuck and I'm just not really feeling it. I can tell she is not totally there. She looks away and is a bit hesitant to really get into it.

I finally get her to jerk me off onto her tits and then she cleans me up and I leave.

She is ok but I tell you, give her a year of this diet she is on and she is going to be a blimp that won't be able to make 50 Mil a day.

Take care ya'lll. It is her but we prob had the best shot like 8 months ago.

[TigerSong]

Anyone know someone or the best place to get BB Greek in Bogota? Will be there May 20th to 22.

[BarrioSpinners]

Yes-- it is a good idea to ask prices-- This kind of rip-off happens in Texas and California clubs more often-- And it only happens to gringos.

Some have more problems than others-- I believe I read here that it happened in Troya-.

If you had refused you could have paid less without much problem-.

Regular Beers in Reality are 8 mil -- typically the waiters say 10 mil-.

Best mesero for me was the number 10 at Venus. I was after a cutie but she was nowhere around that night and I was leaving in a couple of days so you guys can imagine my anxiety. I also asked her friends but nothing, no one knew where she was. I went straight up to the bosses then and muchacho pulled out whatsapp. She showed up 15 minutes later hand on hand with him. They both did a very good job and I couldn't be more happy. I have to say that Santa Fe treated me very well during my month stay.

One day I will elaborate better the differences between El Centro where I also spent 2 months (I'm an hard core junior street rat), but saying they complete each others is the closest I can get. I loved both.

Some people in previous post complained about waiters being too pushy and I also witness a nearly stand off with a buch Russian idiots on the streets of SF, however I had a completely different experience. I like to talk to them for extra Intel & logistic while I finish my drink to jump in the next club and they were nice guys doing a honest job, always happy to give a little propina.

[Mr Enternational]

I'm planning on doing this next week for the first time myself. Was this a yellow taxi you too or an uber?

Yeah this was 2005 before Uber even existed. Going to El Dorado lake Tuesday myself. Looked it up and will be taking the bus there.

[AddictedToWomen]

I'm planning on doing this next week for the first time myself. Was this a yellow taxi you too or an uber?

You won't get there a taxi there for 50 k these days. Nicest trip is on the train but iirc that only runs at the weekend. Or just take a bus: every other one goes to zipa: just hang around on Av Boyaca and they'll come to you. OK dead cow place there too.

[Woodman09]

I didn't like Texas either if it's the one at the corner with the intersection, the only club I visited in SF and MDE where the waiter literally took a lady and pushed her to seat next to me in a way I felt embarrassed for her. Corona was also more expensive 35 mill I think. I went twice around 3 pm and I didn't like any (about 9 girls on Thursday the first time and 4 girls the second). It piss me off when they don't let you drink yr beer in peace.

I always shut that bring over girls crap down. -- I just say Puedo hacerlo-- estoy bien-- You have to say what you want and don't let them pull crap like that-- The ones in Texas were worse before.

But I like Texas and California-- I have had great Sex adventures there many times-- Often there will be some super cute slutty girls-.

When it is raining during the day there can be a bunch of hot streetie Sweeties inside-.

[BarrioSpinners]

Yes-- it is a good idea to ask prices-- This kind of rip-off happens in Texas and California clubs more often-- And it only happens to gringos.

Some have more problems than others-- I believe I read here that it happened in Troya-.

If you had refused you could have paid less without much problem-.

Regular Beers in Reality are 8 mil -- typically the waiters say 10 mil-.

I didn't like Texas either if it's the one at the corner with the intersection, the only club I visited in SF and MDE where the waiter literally took a lady and pushed her to seat next to me in a way I felt embarrassed for her. Corona was also more expensive 35 mill I think. I went twice around 3 pm and I didn't like any (about 9 girls on Thursday the first time and 4 girls the second). It piss me off when they don't let you drink yr beer in peace.

[LoneRangers]

My tip is to break your 50's and 100's at a local OXXO. Across the road from the Ibis Museo there's one so each day I would get a water and candy and pay with a 50 or 100 and they happily give change back. Always try and pay with 10's for drinks and at the most 20 mil. If you go higher then that the mesero will typically disappear and have to find change. Once at troya I saw my guy walk up to the bar to get change, they told him no, he then walked out and about 10 minutes later came back with 35 mil. Should have been change of 40 mil but I didn't complain as who knows where he ended up going to get my change. Anyways, point is don't pay for 1 x10 mil beer with a 50 or larger. You'll end up having to remember who your mesero is otherwise.

You can also make change in Santa fe at all the little corner stores, they're reluctant in the morning to break big bills but by the end of the day they appreciate having large notes and dumping some 2 mils. The guys running the corners love the big bills too but you'll get the nastiest 2 mil notes you've ever seen.

[LatinaLover#1]

Yep. The waiters at Troya don't appear to be uniformed employees, but freelancers who are allowed to assume the role of waitstaff. Another problem with Troya is that when I went to take a piss, someone had taken my beer away and another party was sitting at my table. Troya is a fun place, but you are really exposed there.

I think it was back in 2017 when I was in Santa Fe, I also had some clown on the street direct me into one club whose name I can't recall (it was pretty gritty) and take my drink order once I got seated. Then I got a drink from an actual uniformed waiter and he charged me 3 mil less! That pissed off the clown who directed me to the club (actually he misdirected me to a different club, that's why I don't talk to guys on the street now) and told me that I had to order drinks from him. I ignored him, got another drink from a waiter before I eventually left and found the place I was looking for.

But it was last November that I got ripped off at the California Club. That place is the worst. The waiters, who wear varsity jackets were pestering me the who time I was there. I couldn't enjoy my beer and watch the show without my waiter them asking me every other minute if I needed another beer or if I wanted a girl, yet. I got so tired of it, I closed my tab for one beer gave my waiter a 50 k note (it's all I had, but I had fully expected to be spending more money there) for the one beer I had. They accepted cards there but I definitely would not give plastic to anyone down there. So the waiter disappeared and didn't return with the change. I got tired of waiting on my change, the guy wasn't in sight and it became obvious that he wasn't bringing the change back. When I walked out, I looked up at that balcony above the dance floor and saw the waiter and his pals laughing at me. Assholes. Don't go there! I had forgotten that I went into that place back in 2017 and had a disappointing experience there, back then. Again, I would suggest everyone avoid the place. It's bad news.

BTW, I went back to the Pussy House earlier the same evening. They have professional waiters but the place looked rather tired since I last visited in 2017. It was a nice club, back then. But, there weren't any attractive girls there on my last visit, which is a sad thing in a country where the women can be so attractive.

Please NEVER leave your drink unattended, big mistake. Be safe.

[Eszpresszo]

Yes-- it is a good idea to ask prices-- This kind of rip-off happens in Texas and California clubs more often-- And it only happens to gringos.

Some have more problems than others-- I believe I read here that it happened in Troya-.

If you had refused you could have paid less without much problem-.

Regular Beers in Reality are 8 mil -- typically the waiters say 10 mil-.

Yep. The waiters at Troya don't appear to be uniformed employees, but freelancers who are allowed to assume the role of waitstaff. Another problem with Troya is that when I went to take a piss, someone had taken my beer away and another party was sitting at my table. Troya is a fun place, but you are really exposed there.

I think it was back in 2017 when I was in Santa Fe, I also had some clown on the street direct me into one club whose name I can't recall (it was pretty gritty) and take my drink order once I got seated. Then I got a drink from an actual uniformed waiter and he charged me 3 mil less! That pissed off the clown who directed me to the club (actually he misdirected me to a different club, that's why I don't talk to guys on the street now) and told me that I had to order drinks from him. I ignored him, got another drink from a waiter before I eventually left and found the place I was looking for.

But it was last November that I got ripped off at the California Club. That place is the worst. The waiters, who wear varsity jackets were pestering me the who time I was there. I couldn't enjoy my beer and watch the show without my waiter them asking me every other minute if I needed another beer or if I wanted a girl, yet. I got so tired of it, I closed my tab for one beer gave my waiter a 50 k note (it's all I had, but I had fully expected to be spending more money there) for the one beer I had. They accepted cards there but I definitely would not give plastic to anyone down there. So the waiter disappeared and didn't return with the change. I got tired of waiting on my change, the guy wasn't in sight and it became obvious that he wasn't bringing the change back. When I walked out, I looked up at that balcony above the dance floor and saw the waiter and his pals laughing at me. Assholes. Don't go there! I had forgotten that I went into that place back in 2017 and had a disappointing experience there, back then. Again, I would suggest everyone avoid the place. It's bad news.

BTW, I went back to the Pussy House earlier the same evening. They have professional waiters but the place looked rather tired since I last visited in 2017. It was a nice club, back then. But, there weren't any attractive girls there on my last visit, which is a sad thing in a country where the women can be so attractive.

[DaVinci40]

Everyone else has said the same thing but just to be clear, The only difference between HK in Tijuana and the clubs in Santa Fe is that there's no hotel that you can stay the night at attached to the club like Hotel Cascadas.

Everything else is the same. You negotiate with the girls downstairs in the club and then you go upstairs to the rooms to do your thing. But as mentioned the room isn't like your hotel room where you can leave your stuff. It's more like when you go to HK and you didn't book a night at the Cascadas. But if you're coming from Tijuana you'll be surprised at the cost benefit here.

Tijuana Hong Kong -.

Girl -$100 usd +.

Overnight stay at Cascadas - $70+.

VIP card to get discount. Think it's $60/70.

Room cost if you don't stay overnight (going by memory) - $20.

Santa Fe club:

Girls - $30 usd +.

Room to do your thing. Included.

Beer - $2.50 usd.

A couple of cuties that were taking my leche in their mouth the last time I was there for less than the cost of 1 girl in Tijuana. Viva Bogota!!

Are there any establishments like Tijuana's Hong Kong in Bogota? Anywhere that has rooms at the establishment that you can use that way you don't have to bring them to your place or get a hotel room at a separate location?

[DaVinci40]

Something somewhat similar happened to me in Paisas. Like woodman said pretty much all regular drinks are 8 mil (water, Gatorade, poker beer) and I just give the guy a 10 and they usually appreciate the 2 mil tip (50 cents so no biggie). If I want a beer I just ask for a poker. It's drinkable and no different than a bud. Nothing great, not bad.

For some reason, corona in Colombia seems to be a premium beer. I can't stand it but if you see the mesero walk over with one tell him no. The guy in paisas got me by opening it up as I was saying no and then saying it was something stupid like 50 mil. I did my best wtf and gtfo look and some basic Spanish of the same but what am I going to do. I paid the 50, no tip, and left after I drank it as it was slow in there anyways.

My tip is to break your 50's and 100's at a local OXXO. Across the road from the Ibis Museo there's one so each day I would get a water and candy and pay with a 50 or 100 and they happily give change back. Always try and pay with 10's for drinks and at the most 20 mil. If you go higher then that the mesero will typically disappear and have to find change. Once at troya I saw my guy walk up to the bar to get change, they told him no, he then walked out and about 10 minutes later came back with 35 mil. Should have been change of 40 mil but I didn't complain as who knows where he ended up going to get my change. Anyways, point is don't pay for 1 x10 mil beer with a 50 or larger. You'll end up having to remember who your mesero is otherwise.

Yes-- it is a good idea to ask prices-- This kind of rip-off happens in Texas and California clubs more often-- And it only happens to gringos.

Some have more problems than others-- I believe I read here that it happened in Troya-.

If you had refused you could have paid less without much problem-.

Regular Beers in Reality are 8 mil -- typically the waiters say 10 mil-.

[Woodman09]

Yes-- it is a good idea to ask prices-- This kind of rip-off happens in Texas and California clubs more often-- And it only happens to gringos.

Some have more problems than others-- I believe I read here that it happened in Troya-.

If you had refused you could have paid less without much problem-.

Regular Beers in Reality are 8 mil -- typically the waiters say 10 mil-.

ISG the Biggest Hooker advice / Guide in the world should have an edit function- Something to consider, Just Saying.

Always best to have change when going to SF-- people like to play games with your change. I have seen waiters disapear-- Many waiters are honest but there are problems-- Happens in Texas, California and Venus sometimes--get your waiters number on shirt-- Better yet bring 20's, 10's and smaller-.

Girls will sometimes try and succeed to keep part or all- Not my GFs but that's why they are my GFs-.

Anyhow-- Get Down here and Bang!!

One good place to get change is the Montana phacy with 50 cent viagra-- Works Great!

[World Jockey]

You ever seen a midget in Sante Fe?

Yup a super old sw.

[Woodman09]

Hello! I'd like to share a bad experience I had at Texas (Santa Fe).

May it remind you to always check the prices, especially in "shady", non regular business.

Basically they ripped me off, they made me pay 70.000 for 2 beers. I caught them trying to serve me more drinks I didn't ask for and had to physically stop them to open the bottles.

I tried to argue with my basic Spanish but of course it was useless.

I could feel the situation escalate so I just left the money on the counter and quickly left, not worth to be assaulted over this.

In the end it wasn't much money, but be wary about this kind of things, I never had any problem in 4 months totals in Colombia so I dropped my guard down..

Yes-- it is a good idea to ask prices-- This kind of rip-off happens in Texas and California clubs more often-- And it only happens to gringos.

Some have more problems than others-- I believe I read here that it happened in Troya-.

If you had refused you could have paid less without much problem-.

Regular Beers in Reality are 8 mil -- typically the waiters say 10 mil-.