Bogota Reports

[Kib123]

Arrived in Bogota Saturday night at 22:15. Breezed through immigration. Completed the "Check-Mig" form online at airport in Miami before boarding. Took less than 5 minutes. Had to show the gate agent my email receipt, marked my boarding pass and that was that. At immigration I showed the email receipt to the border patrol agent, he stamped my passport after a little small talk and I was in. Very easy and smooth process.

Good to know! Could you provide insight on the current hotel stay experience and restaurant situation, etc (the normal daytime survival stuff). Also have you visited the Mezzanine yet?

[Kib123]

After a few minutes settled for a threesome for $50,000 each for 1 hour. I thought this was my lucky day. Walked to their base of operations and the lady asked for $20,000 for the room. I gave the girls a 20 and we were on our way. Got to the room and the girls asked for the cash. I whipped out 2 $50 mil bills and started to get undressed. The girls objected as they said it was $100,000 each for threesome.

Not 2 minutes into it there was a knock at the door as time was up. Wait a minute. That was 20 minutes not 1 hour. The girls then said that was correct and asked if I wanted more time. Hell no. I wanted this disaster to be over. Lesson learned. Need to learn to speak Spanish.

Classic newbie ripoff on the price, but standard ripoff on the time. To every man his own, but I personally can't recall one single moment when I ever got value for money from a street hooker. And I have sampled them on virtually every continent.

[SocalHunter]

When? 15 years of going to Bogota and I have not gotten used to it. No heat in buildings and shit. I hate cold!

I have been to Bogota every month of the year.

I am from southern California, if I can deal with the "cold", then anyone can.

It is nothing compared to NY or Chicago winters, we are talking about 50-60 degrees here guys, not below 0.

[Kazeu]

Walked down to the area round 11:30 AM and walked the circuit. There must have been a 50-75 ladies out. Very tough decision but as I was standing on the corner thinking a very good looking blonde and brunette approached me because I was watching them walk down the street. As I don't speak Spanish the communication with the translator was difficult. After a few minutes settled for a threesome for $50,000 each for 1 hour. I thought this was my lucky day. Walked to their base of operations and the lady asked for $20,000 for the room. I gave the girls a 20 and we were on our way. Got to the room and the girls asked for the cash. I whipped out 2 $50 mil bills and started to get undressed. The girls objected as they said it was $100,000 each for threesome. I was peeved as I was already frustrated from the initial conversation but did the math and that is still pretty good considering the hotness of the girls and how much that would cost in the states with not as hot girls. Anyway, after blowjob from each and some DATY with the brunette I started fucking the blonde. Not 2 minutes into it there was a knock at the door as time was up. Wait a minute. That was 20 minutes not 1 hour. The girls then said that was correct and asked if I wanted more time. Hell no. I wanted this disaster to be over. Lesson learned. Need to learn to speak Spanish.

You got robbed man. Sorry to hear about your bad experience. As bad as my spanish is it definitely makes things easier. If you want, you can pay Jackson his $20 and contact me and I'll take you down to Santa Fe.

[TomJackin]

E I was hoping to see why'all in Bogot next week but that did it. I'm done. Bogota is now off my list until spring or the summer. The cold and I respect each other from a distance. Good luck fellas. I don't talk much in this thread but I read a lot.

I've only been there for a couple of nights, but it was too damn chilly for me. This is one place I want to explore; guess I'll bring extra clothing if I return.

From the weather folks:

The climate in Bogotá is cool and overcast. Over the course of the year, the temperature typically varies from 44°F to 66°F and is rarely below 37°F or above 70°F.

[GrownMan1]

When? 15 years of going to Bogota and I have not gotten used to it. No heat in buildings and shit. I hate cold!

E I was hoping to see why'all in Bogotá next week but that did it. I'm done. Bogota is now off my list until spring or the summer. The cold and I respect each other from a distance. Good luck fellas. I don't talk much in this thread but I read a lot.

[Mr Enternational]

I have been to Bogota for a couple years now, it is cold and weather is unpredictable, you will get used to it,

When? 15 years of going to Bogota and I have not gotten used to it. No heat in buildings and shit. I hate cold!

[Buckeye63]

Walked down to the area round 11:30 AM and walked the circuit. There must have been a 50-75 ladies out. Very tough decision but as I was standing on the corner thinking a very good looking blonde and brunette approached me because I was watching them walk down the street. As I don't speak Spanish the communication with the translator was difficult. After a few minutes settled for a threesome for $50,000 each for 1 hour. I thought this was my lucky day. Walked to their base of operations and the lady asked for $20,000 for the room. I gave the girls a 20 and we were on our way. Got to the room and the girls asked for the cash. I whipped out 2 $50 mil bills and started to get undressed. The girls objected as they said it was $100,000 each for threesome. I was peeved as I was already frustrated from the initial conversation but did the math and that is still pretty good considering the hotness of the girls and how much that would cost in the states with not as hot girls. Anyway, after blowjob from each and some DATY with the brunette I started fucking the blonde. Not 2 minutes into it there was a knock at the door as time was up. Wait a minute. That was 20 minutes not 1 hour. The girls then said that was correct and asked if I wanted more time. Hell no. I wanted this disaster to be over. Lesson learned. Need to learn to speak Spanish.

[ShadowJ]

I like apartments more than hotels for a little more space and a kitchen with a working refrigerator and stove. I also like avoiding the guest fee discussion and it just feels better walking by a security guard than a reception in full view of everyone else.

Just checking, but is there any other options outside of AirBnB for weekly stays? I may convert to monthly, but I'm more likely to head to Medellin.

Any places to recommend would be great. I would like to stay in the north of town. Cll 70 & higher.

Thanks.

Does anybody have any Airbnb recommendations around Hotel Tequendama that don't have a bad walk of shame? I'd love to just be able to waltz a girl up to my room without any questions.

[GrownMan1]

It's my first time in Bogota and so far it's been depressing, cold, and rainy.

Monger on fellas.

The cancel my flight for Cartagena due to the mayors protocol and most of the AirBnB owners are not allowing guest. I was looking at changing my time to Bogot however I did not like those numbers for the weather. My friend thinks it's not that cold and we can deal with it. He's never been to Bogot but reading your comment reignited my apprehension. Cold weather and I don't get along and I see the highs in the low 60's and the lows in the mid 40's for the next week. Is the co- really uncomfortable for you? Is it longsleeve weather or you need a coat weather?

[SocalHunter]

I figured now is a better time than never to ask about mongering and trip reports since we want to bring this forum back to its roots.

It's my first time in Bogota and so far it's been depressing, cold, and rainy. I've tried to go down south near Feibre / Paisas club today and yesterday but they were closed and the area is hella sketch so definitely don't stick around by yourself. I don't know if I'll return as I felt / heard that people are even more hostile in these pandemic times.

I went to Lido's yesterday and today and besides the ridiculously priced beers, the girls were on average 6-7's. Is this really the best that Bogota has to offer? I've had 3 taxi drivers drop me off here claiming it's the best, but there hasn't been anything that caught my eye at those prices. I mean I know it's not Medellin and it can't hold a candle to Brazil (IMO), but do you guys have any other spots or places you recommend checking out? I'll check back there Thursday-Saturday to see if anything has changed. I've read the forum back about 3 months worth but found little to help my cause. Anywho, I've just been hitting up online girls via mileroticos and have 2 hotties fortunately via SA but wanted an establishment where I could window shop.

Monger on fellas.

I have been to Bogota for a couple years now, it is cold and weather is unpredictable, you will get used to it, just remember to always bring a light jacket with a hood in case it pours.

Unfortunately during this pandemic, I have not ventured down Santa Fe, but I have read some other forum that they are open, if you went and they weren't open, maybe try wed-sat.

Santa Fe is a sketchy area, so stick to that 1-2 block that Fiebre / Paisa is on, the next block parallel also ok but I try to stick to this one block, and taxi / uber out ASAP.

Lido, I have been there a total of 1 time in the last 2 yrs, maybe it was my bad luck, there was like 7 girls there, 7/10 at best. And NO it is not the best Bogota has to offer.

Zona T is fun if you are into the bar scene and speak some Spanish, bars are opening again but close early, I am not sure if clubs are open yet I do not think so.

I have been to some other places where they have girls / drinks. But to be honest, they are smaller and once a while you find something but if you are only here for a short time, I would still stick with Santa Fe and escorts.

[Xpartan]

I'm trying to figure out how we mongers are due for a massive reduction in airfare. I knew about Frequent Flyer Miles, just wasn't aware of the Frequent Fucker Miles program.

"Member services, how may I help you?

"Hi. I like to fly to foreign countries in order to have sex with prostitutes and I'm wondering why you haven't been giving me massive discounts?

"Hello? Hello?

Faith doesn't require logic or reasoning. That's why it's called faith. I have enough die-hard trumpkins in my family who I love dearly, but logic won't get you anywhere with that crowd.

[YyzTravel]

Does anyone have an update on ZonaT? Are the clubs opening back up, and girls around there, even if opening underground-wise like a speakeasy?

I know it's the farthest away from Santa Fe and the prices are much higher, but I really enjoy the club / nightlight aspect of it and don't mind for the hotter girls there.

[Elvis 2008]

"Hi. I like to fly to foreign countries in order to have sex with prostitutes and I'm wondering why you haven't been giving me massive discounts?.

"It is because dummies like you have cheered on the government destroying the airline sector when it restricted international travel which did zero to slow the spread of the virus. Until birdbrains like you figure out that we are having to put government officials ahead of paying customers, your fares will continue to stay high and your service will continue to be shit."

[YyzTravel]

Anywho, I've just been hitting up online girls via mileroticos and have 2 hotties fortunately via SA but wanted an establishment where I could window shop.

Monger on fellas.

Can you link which SA you are using? There are like 10 different ones out there and looking for one where someone has had some success.