Bogota Reports

[PuntingGeorge]

- Divas Spa Carrera 9 a #61-57. Tel: 322 774 5172. Open Monday to Saturday 9 am - 9 pm. Sunday 10 am - 6 pm. Price are 60 k for fully clothed massage with HJ, 120 k for massage in undies with oral, or 150 k full service. All one hour.

Looks like my posts are being read and World Travel 69 doesn't waste any time, the spa was already on the map when I went out earlier.

I fancied some backdoor action today and they have it on their list of services. They wouldn't give me the price over the phone, they told me I'd have to discuss it with the girl in the room. I knew that meant it wasn't going to be cheap but I wanted to try the place and wanted the service, so figured I'd go for it.

Got there and started the chica parade. Again, all dolled up and tastefully dressed. I think it was six today but lost count as I was trying to remember the names of the chicas I wanted. I really liked 3 of them but settled on Helena / Elena, a tall Venezuelan who gave off the dirtiest vibe and had the face and body to match.

Was taken up to a nice large room with a low bed and mirror across the wall at the correct height, and a decent en suite bathroom (had a look at the other rooms on the way out and they all look similar). Started negotiating and finished on 300 k for everything.

The place seems a bit confused. In true spa style, it has genuinely fresh towels, nice oils, piped music, but the massage is on a bed, albeit a narrow one, as opposed to a massage table. Everyone understands why the men come there but I think the focus is more masseuses willing to perform extra services than working girls advertising as a massage service.

Started off with the only proper snog I've had since landing here, before she asked me to lay down and gave a reasonable massage for around 15 minutes, after which we got down to the main event. She did not disappoint. Great skills and took it in the arse like a champ. After I'd finished she gave me a foot massage, then I went for a surprisingly warm and powerful shower by Bogota standards. Again, nice shower products and sealed toothbrush available. They're trying to pull off classy spa and do a reasonable job of it. The session lasted 50 minutes, not including the shower.

So you're probably shouting clip joint / time waster at the computer now and you're probably right, but you know what, I'm satisfied and would go again. Yes, by Bogota standards it's expensive, yes I didn't get a full hour and yes a large portion of the session was wasted on massage, but to get a chica of her caliber back home to perform the services she did, with as much enthusiasm, would cost me at least 3 times what I paid her, and I probably still wouldn't get the Venezuelan flirty girlfriend experience. I certainly wouldn't see her regularly but will happily put her on my list for one session per trip.

She gave me her phone number and said I can message her to check she's available before I come or she can visit me. Prices to visit me were the same as in the club for an hour but cheaper for 2 hours. Doubt I'll take her up on her offer this trip but will probably invite her to my place or a love motel for a couple hours next trip, in the hope that outside the club more time is dedicated to sex than massage.

Headed out in the afternoon for a walking tour of central Bogota with Mr Woodman before shooting some pool together (total rip off, 4 k an hour LOL). We then moved on to SF around 7 pm. The place was buzzing as usual. Chicas standing on the street in Victoria's Secret's finest. We walked through a few clubs before settling in Troya. At risk of repeating myself, the quantity and quality of partially clothed and fully naked chicas doing all sorts of nasty things was off the hook. As it's a Saturday night, they make you buy a beer at the door for 6 k but once inside you don't get hassled to buy anything, so if you really wanted, you could pay a couple of bucks to sit there with a cold one watching one of life's best shows. A chubby (by Troya standards) but very cute girl was making eyes at me, so I invited her over for a drink. She seemed like a lot of fun and they do say that sex with chubby girls is more fun, so after some dancing and playing I took her up and paid my 60 k. Well guys, it's true. She took a proper pounding and thanked me for it haha. Went back down and decided to try out one of the 10's. Invited her over for a drink but she wasn't putting out much, so I left and headed to Club California, where I'd seen a few 10's when we walked through earlier. Spotted a cute spinner who looked a little shy and decided to find out what she was like with a drink in her. Invited her over and bought her a pina colada for 10 k. We chatted and danced for a while, no pressure, super relaxed. When I was ready I asked how much for a session, she said 50, don't know what the standard rate at California is but she'd certainly earned it, so just said vamos. The quality of the shagging area isn't up to the Venus and Troya standards, plus it looks like street girls use it, so there was a small wait. Chica was fantastic though.

It was now midnight and I was spent, both physically and financially. I'd underestimated how quickly drinks would add up and don't carry much cash with me when I'm out and about in SF. According to google maps, the nearest ATM was more than half a mile from the club, so, much as it hurt me to leave early on my last night in Bogota, I wasn't prepared to walk through unknown parts of Santa Fe to an ATM in an area which was who knows how safe. I called an Uber and headed home. I'd had a cracking night and tomorrow is another day, plus I needed to get home with enough energy to post this report tonight, otherwise it would never happen.

[GeneHickman]

Ah. Makes sense.

Thanks for the response. Nice to know someone is reading my posts.

Lots of very interested readers! Keep up the great reports.

[PuntingGeorge]

You wil find that all over Latin America in order not to get robbed.

Ah. Makes sense.

Thanks for the response. Nice to know someone is reading my posts.

[Mr Enternational]

I'd just like to commend the Uber driver who drove me home from Venus for at least looking before blowing through the red lights LOL. Seriously though, he's not the first one, they treat traffic signals as suggestions at night when the roads are quiet.

You wil find that all over Latin America in order not to get robbed.

[PuntingGeorge]

Mixed day.

I decided I wanted fun in a jacuzzi today. Called my local guru, aka Woodman09, who told me that the love motels have them. Went to check a few out and settled on Nuevo Chalet. It was 94 for 4 hours, which is mid range. Dandy and Amarte were around 130 and there were others starting from 60. I liked this place though because it was clean, modern, had a rain shower, love swing etc. Called my chica from yesterday at Sala de Massage and booked her for 2 hours at 220 (I know I could have gotten her for less, but wanted her to show up in a good mood). Long story short, she was fantastic but the water in the jacuzzi was tepid at best, certainly not warm enough to get in. Called reception, they sent people up, drained it, told me to wait 10 minutes, blah blah on and on, basically it didn't happen. I was a pissed because I have a very nice apartment a few minutes walk away where I could have met my chica, I only booked the motel because I wanted the jacuzzi, but there was nothing to be done and I wasn't going to let it ruin my afternoon of pleasure. So, motel shit, chica awesome. Better than motel awesome, chica shit LOL.

On the way to check out the love motels, I checked out a spa which really impressed me, despite not actually using it. See my post under Bogota Lists.

Went to Pussy House around 11 pm. The place was heaving, standing room only. As I'm flying solo, I wasn't going to buy a bottle to get a table. Plus I wasn't massively impressed with the chicas. The place is nice but nothing special. Promptly left and walked across to Las Divas. Also packed, when I got to the top of the stairs I was hit by the humidity from overcrowding. Plenty of roaming chicas. A mixed bag, some nice, a few not so nice and a couple super hot. I sat around for a while checking out the scene, waiting to find a chica I really fancied, until one walked past and plopped herself on my lap. She smelled like she'd had a few drinks but she was very flirty and quite cute. She offered to dance for 20 k or fuck for 60 k I opted for the former. Paid her and she promptly disappeared. Came back a few minutes later and tried to find a better spot for me to sit for the dance. While she was leading me round she asked me to buy her a beer, I said dance first then we'll see (so far I'd handed over 20 k to see her disappear then return and start pissing about with seating arrangements). She pushed and pushed but I stuck to my guns, dance then drink. Waiter came over and tried to convince me to buy her a drink but I said no. They stared chatting, my Spanish is poor but I got the impression she told him to bring her a drink on my tab anyway. I thought fuck this, I'm cutting my losses, so I just got up and walked out. Maybe I've been spoiled by Santa Fe but not digging the strip / sex clubs in Chapinero.

Called an Uber and headed to Venus in SF. Place was also buzzing but in a good way. Great music, great vibe, lots of dancing chicas and lots of available ones. Woodman09's chica from Wednesday came over to ask if he was with me, I guess he creates an impression haha. I started dirty dancing with her. Her opening bid was 40 k to go up, so I just said yes. When I'd had enough grinding, we went upstairs. She asked for the cash to hand to the receptionist and I gave her a 50, naturally she held on to the 10 change. I told her she can keep it if she blows me without a condom and she smiled.

In closing, SF is still Mecca. Chapinero is awesome for daytime, not convinced about nighttime. Love motels are awesome, just check the water temperature before you hand over your dosh.

I'd just like to commend the Uber driver who drove me home from Venus for at least looking before blowing through the red lights LOL. Seriously though, he's not the first one, they treat traffic signals as suggestions at night when the roads are quiet.

[Sangnyc21]

I'll be in Bogota next week and based on reading if I am desiring the hottest quality girls not needing to worry about money to a certain degree is Lidos the best option?

[PuntingGeorge]

For those following my adventure, below is the link to this afternoon's activities.

A few Chapinero updates

I posted it under Bogota FAQ's as it included some updates to Routard and World Travel 69's legendary guides and maps.

[Woodman09]

Here's a few important photos Message for number.

[Woodman09]

So this is a Venezolana looking to meet gringos for fun. If interested I can pass her number onto you.

She is 23 5'6", Nice C-D cup natural. Nice big ass. She screams too. Will get some more revealing photos soon.

[PuntingGeorge]

I like to be the one that said I told you so, because I fucking told you so. With pussy that cheap and chicks that look that good how can you go wrong? Even if you did go wrong you didn't pay as much to fuck as guys in other places pay to see a chick nekkit, or for a dance. I told you dancing was free! Now you see why I have never been anywhere but Santa Fe in the last 13 years. I thought I could talk them down low, but man you win the prize on that one.

I humbly bow to you Oh Wise One LOL.

We should go hunting together sometime. You'll show me the good places and I'll teach you the art of negotiation.

[PuntingGeorge]

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Yep, best account. I have it and use it in the DR, USA, Europe and used it here. Downloaded ATM hero and found an ATM 2 minute walk from my apartment with max 900 k and no fee. Starling gave me better than the interbank rate, so perfect. Thanks for the tip.

[Mr Enternational]

After the session I went downstairs to recuperate, got chatting to another chica who asked for 50, I said es mucho, so she dropped to 40. I assume 40 is the bottom line there. There were girls there getting stark naked and smashing their tits and pussy into guys faces. Two girls working together who were licking each other's pussies in the punter's face. Absolutely insane!

Moved on to Troya, which had even hotter girls.

I like to be the one that said I told you so, because I fucking told you so. With pussy that cheap and chicks that look that good how can you go wrong? Even if you did go wrong you didn't pay as much to fuck as guys in other places pay to see a chick nekkit, or for a dance. I told you dancing was free! Now you see why I have never been anywhere but Santa Fe in the last 13 years. I thought I could talk them down low, but man you win the prize on that one.

[Pokeris]

Great tip, thanks. I've been following your SDQ reports. Nice job!

Also if you live england you can open bank name starling its bank without branches you just download app for you phone put your details and they will send mastercard to you home address. You will confirm your ID by the app later. Everything is totally free and they give excellent conversation rate without any fee when you take out money from ATM abroad and also when shopping with card. You control your card by app. I take just small amount of cash for emergency and just using that card when I am travelling and works great 10 diffrent countries so far. Just google starling bank on you will find more information!!

[PuntingGeorge]

Nice report mate to take money from ATM use BBVA ATM they not charge any fee for my banK card also the allowed just 300000 pesos per one go but my bank don't put any charge so I just take money and repeat it again also you can download app for your phone is calling.

ATM hero its shows all ATM around the world and how much they charge and what is maximum withdraw.

Great tip, thanks. I've been following your SDQ reports. Nice job!

[Pokeris]

I took Woodman09 up on his offer of a guided tour around Santa Fe. I had high expectations but they were exceeded. I'm not sure I can paint a true picture with words. The YouTube videos of SF don't do it justice. Picture 100's of stunning girls lining the streets. I'm talking loads of 8's, 9's and 10's. In fact, I would say there were more which ranked 8 or above than 7 or below. Mostly Venezuelans, but I like them. We went on a walking tour through many of the clubs as well. A couple were a bit loud for my tastes, a couple didn't have many girls I fancied, then we got to Venus and Troya. To be fair, if I hadn't seen those two, the other ones would still have kept me happily busy, but this is what blew me away about SF, there are so many top clubs, that the good clubs seem mediocre, and there are so many 8+ girls, that I happily passed on girls I would normally be very happy to session with.

Okay, enough drivel. To the numbers.

Chica in Venus asked 60, I said es mucho, so she dropped to 50, I said okay. She gave me a tame (by SF standard) lapdance for a while before I took her up. Room was okay, big enough with reasonably sized bed, relatively clean and basic bathroom. The club provide a condom and some rolled up toiler paper for cleanup, a wet-wipe would not have gone amiss. Session was awesome! After the session I went downstairs to recuperate, got chatting to another chica who asked for 50, I said es mucho, so she dropped to 40. I assume 40 is the bottom line there. There were girls there getting stark naked and smashing their tits and pussy into guys faces. Two girls working together who were licking each other's pussies in the punter's face. Absolutely insane!

Moved on to Troya, which had even hotter girls, although not quite as active / dirty. Found a shy Venezuelan I liked, I thought the price there was 60 but she quoted me 50. Went upstairs and the girl on reception said minimum is 56. Odd number but okay. Similar room to Venus, same activity kit provided. Another great session.

Woodman09 and I had been at it for more than 4 hours at this point and we were both spent, so we called it a night. He's awesome. Any newbie to Bogota would be crazy not to take him up on his tour guide service.

A couple of lessons from today. I'm used to taking out cash with my debit card over the counter at the bank in Sosua, so no limit and no fees. I tried Bancolombia today and they said I could only withdraw cash from the ATM, so 600 k max and 12 k fee. Not great but got me through the day. Uber is fantastic and super cheap. Used it a few times today. Paid around 5 k (I think that's their minimum here) for a 6:30 minute /3. 15 km ride and under 8 k for a 15 minute /6 km ride. They arrived very quickly each time and had no problem finding me or my destination. On one trip Uber Black was cheaper than the regular car.

It's 1 am and last night's chica is begging me to come see her at the club. I'm sorely tempted.

Nice report mate to take money from ATM use BBVA ATM they not charge any fee for my banK card also the allowed just 300000 pesos per one go but my bank don't put any charge so I just take money and repeat it again also you can download app for your phone is calling.

ATM hero its shows all ATM around the world and how much they charge and what is maximum withdraw.