Bogota Reports

[Parkinsons]

I think she needs to update her story: The Mansion was torn down a year or two ago. .

Wouldn't surprise me if she was BS'ing me; however, seems like you need to update your Bogota knowledge.

From their own website, http://www.lamansionclub.com:

"La Mansion nace en el ano 1990 calle 116 con autopista norte Bogota Colombia...... Hoy ubicada en un sector diferente pero muy prestigioso de la anterior direccion Carrera 14 A # 101 60 Rincon del Chico Norte. ".

From their FB page, advertising an after party on December 5, 2015:

"After Party hasta las 8 am rumba crosover desde las 10 am a 3 am why de 3 am hasta las 8 am electronica abran show de striper djs mujeres al desnudo baile en pista con 10 modeos en pasarela si no sabes donde rematar tu rumba aca es la entrada son 50 mil pesos por persona totalmente consumibles o grupo entra con botella de licor."

(sorry Jackson for the non-English text. Too lazy to translate, I just copied and pasted.)

[AddictedToWomen]

Turned out she's a student by day and working girl by night -- at "The Mansion".

I think she needs to update her story: The Mansion was torn down a year or two ago. .

[Big Boss Man]

Have a look here: Pussy House Calle 61 #13-64. Its at 2 blocks away and a decent brothel.

I went to a couple of the nightclubs on 86 A last night and I was the only customer at 10:30 PM. From earlier reports it appears you can go to Pussy House earlier in the evening but it is not absolutely clear in my mind.

[GrownMan1]

WhatsApp and she asked if she could see me. I told her I want to, but I don't have 500 K. Then, doing my best Grownman impression -- I bartered for her service. You see, I have this 7" Android tablet that I bought on black Friday (2014, for like $30 LOL) and a bottle of designer perfume purchased from a T. J. Maxx. Although unopened and still new-in-box, these items are so old their depreciated value is like nothing to me. Negotiated 2 hours 2 pops for these gifts, she came to my hotel in the evening. A very GFE 2 hours was had, and she was very grateful for the gifts. This turned out to be the best fuck I had the whole trip.

Hey man an even swap ain't no swindle. I being in the room like Monty Hall in lets make a deal. You should have through in that cheap ass 10 in hair you brought or exchanged it for toilet tissue. I brought 3 of them $30 tablets on-line. Guess what in am doing with them next week in the DR. Yep 3 all nighters 6+pops and 3 happy chicas.

[Routard]

Hey gents,

Been in Bogota for a couple months and plan to be here for at least a year. I'm living in Chapinero a stones throw away from Hippies Park. According to reports, this is a decent location for some mongering. While my main reason for being in Colombia is actually to learn Spanish, at the moment I don't think it's really at the level for any type of pick up. I don't look like the typical gringo and could pass for local. That is, until I open my mouth. Would my best bet be to shell out a bit more pesos for an escort + room (my current living situation wouldn't work), or to try my hand at a nearby brothel or strip club?

Have a look here: Pussy House Calle 61 #13-64. Its at 2 blocks away and a decent brothel.

[Mr Enternational]

Hey guys,

Can anyone tell me if this hotel is chica friendly? I appreciate it.

Hotel Tequendama Bogot 4-star hotel Avenida carrera 10 No. 26 - 21,110010 Bogot, Colombia.

Viper10.

It sure is. You just have to pay an extra $40 to get them past the front desk.

[Viper10]

Hey guys,

Can anyone tell me if this hotel is chica friendly? I appreciate it.

Hotel Tequendama Bogotá 4-star hotel Avenida carrera 10 No. 26 - 21,110010 Bogotá, Colombia.

Viper10.

[Bracy]

Hey gents,

Been in Bogota for a couple months and plan to be here for at least a year. I'm living in Chapinero a stones throw away from Hippies Park. According to reports, this is a decent location for some mongering. While my main reason for being in Colombia is actually to learn Spanish, at the moment I don't think it's really at the level for any type of pick up. I don't look like the typical gringo and could pass for local. That is, until I open my mouth. Would my best bet be to shell out a bit more pesos for an escort + room (my current living situation wouldn't work), or to try my hand at a nearby brothel or strip club?

[SX Lover]

Just about at any pharmacy, will cost you around 40 k for a pill, better off with generic Viagra, like the real thing and very cheap. Don't ask for viagra, ask for sildenafil 50 mgs. They sell them in boxes of 2 and 4, I recommend brand MK. Will cost you about 12 k for a Box of 4.

Thanks, I did try sidenafil but did not do job. Was not satisfied by results so I want to try Cialis.

[Gimmedub]

Got my box of original cialis from Olímpica for 100 mil.

[Toreador]

Just about at any pharmacy, will cost you around 40 k for a pill, better off with generic Viagra, like the real thing and very cheap. Don't ask for viagra, ask for sildenafil 50 mgs. They sell them in boxes of 2 and 4, I recommend brand MK. Will cost you about 12 k for a Box of 4.

Hi guys.

Where can I buy genuine Cialis in Bogota. And how much will it cost.

Thanks.

[Troyster]

Hi guys.

Where can I buy genuine Cialis in Bogota. And how much will it cost.

Thanks.

I simply walked into a pharmacy and asked for a rubber. Pharmacist (nice guy) brought me a pack of condoms and a package of Cialis. I politely declined and took the condoms. Not sure if that always happens but I don't think it is hard to find at a pharmacy. Never asked price.

[SX Lover]

Hi guys.

Where can I buy genuine Cialis in Bogota. And how much will it cost.

Thanks.

[Gimmedub]

Had a layover. Long enough that I didn't want to just wait it out in the airport so took my suitcase to the storage area which is on arrivals at the end (door 1) and hopped an uber to Santa Fe.

Santa Fe was rocking. Started with a slim 23 yr old natural for $50 mil in paisas. Then after that walked around a bit and went inside California. Had a 3 mil beer and a 35 mil 22 yr old. Finally mustered enough energy for one more punt with a sexy natural 8 from fiebre for $56 mil.

Pinged my Uber back to the airport and slept through the red eye.

Total costs are $224 mil. Not a bad layover.

[Toreador]

Although Santa Fe has the "low class" reputation, cheaper pussies can be found in the casas in Chapinero. On the morning before my flight home, I went to Calle 64 #15-30, Banged out a nice looker for 30 K / half hour! 30 K is the basic fuck fee -- 10 K upsell for massage, 20 K for kissing on the lips, etc.

Yeap, and many of these girls are semi Pros, young and / or brand new to the business, unlike most girls in Santa Fe. Not as convenient as Santa Fe but it is a matter of knowing where to go. On my last visit I went to Chicas 2000 on 71, at least 12 girls in the lineup, half of them very doable.

Ever wonder how the stage strippers make money when the Colombian dudes don't make it rain with peso bills? The clubs pay them directly. A girl told me 15 K for 3 songs is the going rate.

When not in stage they also make money from liquor sold to customers (if seating with them) from a 1/2 bottle of aguardinte sold, they get 12 k, customer buys them a Smirnoff, it is 3 k for them.

Join a bike tour or go ride on the Ciclovia on Sunday. Fun non-mongering activity.

The Ciclovia is one of many fun non-mongering activities in Bogota on a Sunday, want a challenge? Walk up Monserrate, enjoy the number of hot girls in tight yoga pants walking the path. No worries, there is beer and food along the way.

Parkinsons. Thanks so much for your reports, very informative, accurate and entertaining to read.