Bogota Reports

[Kazeu]

Point 1. She put her hand down by her pussy to massage her clit and try to come. Women masturbate also and if you are no good in sex they will stimulate themselves because you are not doing it for them, emotionally or physically.

Point 2. If you say you want to do "69", in some cultures that means you want them to fart in your face 69 times and you want to smell it. When I was overseas with the military the women often misunderstood what we were doing when we positioned our face down by their pussy / butt hole and took that as a cue that we wanted to smell their farts. Not all girls interpret "69" the same way.

Point 3. Sometimes you have to evaluate yourself. Does your shit stink too? Do you sit in a bath tub for 20 minutes a day and let the soapy water creep up every crevise of your ass hole? If not you may also have a case of "Butt-itis" which is smelly but. Taking a shower does not rinse off the butt hole at all. Modern day women and men are always in a hurry and do not take baths like before. When I was young we only had bath tubs and no showers at all. This is a sign of the modern day woman and man who are in a hurry, but also have smelly butt.

1. That might make sense, but what you probably don't know is that this girl reached around the outside of her leg close to underneath her ass to reach what the condom area. So unless her clit was at the bottom of her pussy I doubt she was pleasuring herself.

2. Who said they wanted to do 69? I didn't say 69, nor did I said I wanted to have a fart in my face.

3. I may stink, but I doubt it. I've never had a girlfriend tell my I stink, EVER. I've been told I get sweaty sure. But never that I smell, unless I've eaten something funny.

When it comes to assholes, I'm aware shit smells bad. I'm sure my asshole smells pretty bad too, but I try to keep it clean and I'm also not putting my ass in the girls face. Doggie style is pretty common, is it really that much to ask that a prepago with her own place and a shower just wash up and clean her asshole before a client arrives? I find that a simple shower where you wash your asshole as you normally do when you shower is just fine. No bath tub need. I'm not going anal here. We're not go mining the crevices for diamonds or anything.

[LatinaLover#1]

The shitty asshole smell and the awful fishy infection smell from inside the pussy. Those 2 are absolute boner killers. Point of no return.

The stinky 'low tide' pussy smell is Vaginitis, it is an infection. Can be from sex without proper washing or even over use of antibiotics and an over froth of yeast infection. In any case, as you said an automatic bone killer.

[JjBee62]

Point 1. She put her hand down by her pussy to massage her clit and try to come. Women masturbate also and if you are no good in sex they will stimulate themselves because you are not doing it for them, emotionally or physically.

Point 2. If you say you want to do "69", in some cultures that means you want them to fart in your face 69 times and you want to smell it. When I was overseas with the military the women often misunderstood what we were doing when we positioned our face down by their pussy / butt hole and took that as a cue that we wanted to smell their farts. Not all girls interpret "69" the same way.

Point 3. Sometimes you have to evaluate yourself. Does your shit stink too? Do you sit in a bath tub for 20 minutes a day and let the soapy water creep up every crevise of your ass hole? If not you may also have a case of "Butt-itis" which is smelly but. Taking a shower does not rinse off the butt hole at all. Modern day women and men are always in a hurry and do not take baths like before. When I was young we only had bath tubs and no showers at all. This is a sign of the modern day woman and man who are in a hurry, but also have smelly butt.

Point 1. Yes. This does happen.

Point 2. I doubt if any woman in Colombia will confuse 69 with "quiero oler tus pedos. " They understand 69.

Point 3. If you find a cheap hooker in Colombia who has a bathtub, marry her immediately. You can sell her unicorn for billions.

[NeilGeorge]

When we moved to missionary, she did this weird thing where she put her hand down by her pussy. I wasn't sure what she was doing. Maybe she was holding the condom on? Or making sure it was still there. Did missionary for a few minutes, and she took initiative and said she wanted to go doggy. Thats when things turned bad. Lord help me. When she turned around, all I could smell were shit smelling drafts of air which could be coming from no where else but her ass. I tried to over come it. I really did. I always want to get my money's worth. But on the verge of puking, I had to tell her to switch back to doggie style, but it was too late by then. My erection was gone, and she was far from attractive enough to bring it back. She looked at me wierd and told me I was loco. I didn't have the heart to tell her her dirty asshole had killed my boner.

Point 1. She put her hand down by her pussy to massage her clit and try to come. Women masturbate also and if you are no good in sex they will stimulate themselves because you are not doing it for them, emotionally or physically.

Point 2. If you say you want to do "69", in some cultures that means you want them to fart in your face 69 times and you want to smell it. When I was overseas with the military the women often misunderstood what we were doing when we positioned our face down by their pussy / butt hole and took that as a cue that we wanted to smell their farts. Not all girls interpret "69" the same way.

Point 3. Sometimes you have to evaluate yourself. Does your shit stink too? Do you sit in a bath tub for 20 minutes a day and let the soapy water creep up every crevise of your ass hole? If not you may also have a case of "Butt-itis" which is smelly but. Taking a shower does not rinse off the butt hole at all. Modern day women and men are always in a hurry and do not take baths like before. When I was young we only had bath tubs and no showers at all. This is a sign of the modern day woman and man who are in a hurry, but also have smelly butt.

[JjBee62]

I had a chick do that in Santa Fe before. Seemed she did not want the dick to go in all the way. Other than that I don't know what it could be. Women do dumb shit. If you cooperate I can hurry up and finish, instead of you fighting and drawing the shit out.

Consider it a compliment. If she's trying to keep you from getting full penetration, it might be because she feels you're longer than she is deep and she doesn't want to spend the next 3 days with a bruised cervix.

[Turgid]

This is a really good point, that I've started thinking about more since I moved to chapinero to take advantage of all the mileroticos girls in the area. I had an awful session with a milertoicos chica yesterday. Pictures looked good, but when I arrived it was apparent that since taking her mileroticos pictures she had decided to breath and let air into her lungs. Thiis allowed her fat stomach to finally bulge out. It was also apparent that she had applied heavy filters to her photos. Lots of stretch marks on her legs and her skin did not seem so smooth. Ok, so what. It was 60 k for 30 minutes. Whatever. As I also say to myself. Hey, you're already there. Might as well give it a shot. Started out okay, she was a nice enough person. Undressed and I was suprised to get some BBBJ without an upcharge! When we moved to misionary, she did this wierd thing where she put her hand down by her pussy. I wasn't sure what she was doing. Maybe she was holding the condom on? Or making sure it was still there. Did missionary for a few minutes, and she took initiative and said she wanted to go doggy. Thats when things turned bad. Lord help me. When she turned around, all I could smell were shit smelling drafts of air which could be coming from no where else but her ass. I tried to over come it. I really did. I always want to get my money's worth. But on the verge of puking, I had to tell her to switch back to doggie style, but it was too late by then. My erection was gone, and she was far from attractive enough to bring it back. She looked at me wierd and told me I was loco. I didn't have the heart to tell her her dirty asshole had killed my boner. The session was 12 minutes top. I took a quick shower and got out of there.

Besides the point of this session being really bad, I'm finding lately that most of my mileroticos sessions are just not that good. I've had some real beauties from mileroticos before, but I might have to rethink my general gameplan.

Holding the condom and a bad smell. It does not get much worse than that.

[The Cane]

Very true. I have experienced this quite a lot in FKKs. Its both to ensure that the condom does not slip off and to prevent significant pounding. Quite annoying.

For me this type of "cock blocking" has been extremely rare. So much so that I can barely recall maybe one instance at an FKK. It has happened at other times in other places though. At this stage of my "career", I don't think I would put up with it. Either remove your hand, or the session is over, and I'm not paying you full price for it. Thank God I have not had to face this type of behavior much. Hardly ever really. That's good, because it's some bullshit!

[Turgid]

Many girls in the European FKKs do the same. Most of them do this shit for not let you go all the way in and not let you pump hard, few just really checking the condom the problem is when they check the condom every minute, a real turn off.

Very true. I have experienced this quite a lot in FKKs. Its both to ensure that the condom does not slip off and to prevent significant pounding. Quite annoying.

[Bango Cheito]

I had a chick do that in Santa Fe before. Seemed she did not want the dick to go in all the way. Other than that I don't know what it could be. Women do dumb shit. If you cooperate I can hurry up and finish, instead of you fighting and drawing the shit out.

I'm 1000% sure it's making sure that the condom hasn't slipped off.

[Bango Cheito]

Staying directly in santa fe is an experience in itself. There is something magical about being able to step outside your hotel / motel and get laid immediately, but it is not for everyone. My chica from yesterday from santa fe kept trying to tell me that no one gets robbed in santa fe. Hahahah. I told her about the shooting that happened on my first night ever in santa fe, about my friend getting his iphone picked out of his pocket by some chica passing by. About the knife fight that broke out randomly. This was a serious knife fight, west side story style. I had never seen anything like it in my life.

So yea, it is not for everyone. If santa fe is going to be your main entertainment venue, I would stay as close as you can possible handle. I know a few members like Hotel San Francisco. I can recommend Hotel Oceania, big rooms with large windows and lots of sunlight. But neither of these hotels are chica friendly. So keep that in mind. But they are an easy walk to santa fe. If you can walk slightly further. Hotel Ibiis is also popular and was guest friendly before the pandemic. I'm not sure what their guest policy is now though. Hotels are being required to go through all this pandemic safety theatre. All hotels are required to make their guest fill out some health questionaire. Hotel Oceania was taking my temperature everyday. If you don't want the hotel hassle. Maybe an airbnb would be a better bet, but there are no real good airbnbs close to santa fe.

You could try something around the calle 19 area on the other side of Av Caracas. Walk in 15 min or a minimum with Uber etc.

[Bango Cheito]

The problem I have with that is what is a model besides someone that walks down a runway and advertises shit? Models look the way they look because the person that does their makeup and hair make them look that way. Just look on the internet for pictures of them with no makeup and their hair pulled back and you would not touch half those broads with a 10 foot pole.

Guys become in love with the fantasy. Same as porno chicks. You would not fuck half of those chicks with your worst enemy's dick if you saw them without makeup. My buddy married a famous one and when I saw her normal in person I was like what the fuck.

Tons of chicks on these instagrams and shit have learned the game how to fix themselves up. Go get you a cheap ass Santa Fe chick and make your own model. But of course it does away with the fantasy and illusion and mystique when you see how the sausage is made.

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Generally Agreed BUT.

I did get to fuck my favorite Colombian pornstar in 2014. I saw her dancing at PH and I was all "shut up and take my money". Then we became friends and banged for free until she moved out of time.

She was a fucking ANIMAL in the sack.

[Bango Cheito]

Yeah, You are correct sir-- Many Beautiful girls -Model Types' in Santa Fe-- this quester doesn't know WTF he is talking about.

The going rate for real models in Bogotá is from 500,000 to 2 million pesos for TLN. You also have to be properly introduced.

[Bango Cheito]

Kaz is correct. I haven't been much involved in SA in recent years but I had a lot of years experience with the Sugar babies. One, some are pros, stay away. The best are young moms and students, preferably with a job. And as Koz said, always negotiate in person. Never over SA.

I have two female friends who went on SA. Both of them are off of it now because they found their daddies.

One of them was wild and was a swinger but DEFINITELY not a pro.

The other one did a few porn scenes some years ago, she claims to be a devout Catholic now (but would probably be open to the indecent proposal if the money were right.

[Sangnyc21]

I was seeing a nurse from Galerias, absolutely beautiful in every way, face, hair and the body was outstanding. I mean movie star quality but one day see said she wanted doggie. She flipped over on all fours and that was it. Killed it for me. Never saw her again jaja.

The shitty asshole smell and the awful fishy infection smell from inside the pussy. Those 2 are absolute boner killers. Point of no return.

[LatinaLover#1]

This has been my experience most of the time in the states, which is why I've stopped. At least for me when this has happened overseas the girl is already much prettier (to me at least) so even if she drops a point or two in person it's no biggie.

I was seeing a nurse from Galerias, absolutely beautiful in every way, face, hair and the body was outstanding. I mean movie star quality but one day see said she wanted doggie. She flipped over on all fours and that was it. Killed it for me. Never saw her again jaja.