Bogota Reports

[Kazeu]

Great report, and you seem like an intelligent person, but I'll ask anyway; did you read the instructions? Were they real? Could have been fakes, if you bought them from a peddler on the street then they are most likely fakes. If you can achieve an erection without a pill, why would you even think about taking one? What did you hope to achieve? If you have trouble getting an erection then best to take it on an empty stomach, don't mix it with alcohol, and wait for at least 30 to 60 minutes, and then you need to be sexually aroused in the normal way, eg being with a female and engaging in foreplay or by looking at a porn video. You won't get an erection by simply looking at your dick!

For the good laugh! Couldn't help but LOL at this one.

[ShadowJ]

1. Can anybody confirm with certainty that this is not the case with Tequendama Suites or San Francisco?

Tequendama Suites will allow I've stayed there a few times before.

Awesome. Thanks for that. How was the wifi there? It gets bad reviews but I haven't seen anything in the last 5 years.

[Woodman09]

Some of the clubs are open secretly -- Atonis for one -- Have not gone myself, But I hear it is pretty good. Seems like there have been a few less girls on street so they are probably in clubs.

[Mdemde]

Of note, I tried Viagra for the first time. It didn't do anything for me at all. I threw the other pill away.

Great report, and you seem like an intelligent person, but I'll ask anyway; did you read the instructions? Were they real? Could have been fakes, if you bought them from a peddler on the street then they are most likely fakes. If you can achieve an erection without a pill, why would you even think about taking one? What did you hope to achieve? If you have trouble getting an erection then best to take it on an empty stomach, don't mix it with alcohol, and wait for at least 30 to 60 minutes, and then you need to be sexually aroused in the normal way, eg being with a female and engaging in foreplay or by looking at a porn video. You won't get an erection by simply looking at your dick!

[IrishA]

1. Can anybody confirm with certainty that this is not the case with Tequendama Suites or San Francisco?

Tequendama Suites will allow I've stayed there a few times before.

[TopoChico571]

As of November, how safe is Santa Fe (la zona) area compared to El Centro / Botero area in Medellin? Thanks.

[Bango Cheito]

To each his own, brother. The daughter: yes, the mother: hell no. That's gross as shit. I had that opportunity for free in Nicaragua. I asked the daughter out who was a friend of somebody staying at the same hotel I was. We hung out for the day, and went back to her place. I met her two sisters and mother, the father had left years ago. After eating a nacatamale, the mother came onto me! I looked at her like wtf? I'm not screwing some 38-year-old, way too old. I keep my range 18-22. I was hoping one of the sisters would be up for it, but she wasn't. More power to you though.

I dunno man, there's something about seeing a girl lick the place she was born from.

[Bango Cheito]

I am in Boca Chica right now. Where them hoes at?

Boca Chica, qué chica? LOL.

[Bango Cheito]

Here in Bocachica over an span of three days I fucked mother, daughter and niece for 6,200 DOP, same price I paid for a just delivered microwave. The 18's know about the mother, she does not know about me and the teens.

Oh, so they weren't all together with 6969 action?

[JjBee62]

I did some research on these same services. (In between SA girls) and a few seem legit & doable. Might also look into the Love Motels. Good luck and enjoy! Ask Woodman for a tour, it's worth it.

Just clarifying that you understand what a love motel is. Your post appears to suggest you're considering the love motels as some type of brothel.

It's simply a motel or hotel that rents rooms short term. I think the standard in Bogota is 4 hours, but it's been a few years since I researched. You have to provide your own girls.

It's a good option if you're staying somewhere that doesn't allow guests. Check first because they may not all be open. There are several close to Pussy House.

[ShadowJ]

I've been to Bogota twice and stayed at the Tequendama both times. I like the comfort of the hotel and the proximity to Santa Fe. The main problem I've experienced is they don't admit Venezuelan girls (none of them have passports apparently) to the rooms. I hate the dirty rooms the street girls take you to in Santa Fe.

1. Can anybody confirm with certainty that this is not the case with Tequendama Suites or San Francisco?

2. Are there any Airbnbs nearby that don't make you do the walk of shame or at least will let a Venezuelan chick in with her cedula? All I really need is a clean homebase near Santa Fe to shower and relax between rounds.

3. Are guest policies even stricter post-covid?

[IronQuinn]

Done that here too. It's not as hard as people think.

To each his own, brother. The daughter: yes, the mother: hell no. That's gross as shit. I had that opportunity for free in Nicaragua. I asked the daughter out who was a friend of somebody staying at the same hotel I was. We hung out for the day, and went back to her place. I met her two sisters and mother, the father had left years ago. After eating a nacatamale, the mother came onto me! I looked at her like wtf? I'm not screwing some 38-year-old, way too old. I keep my range 18-22. I was hoping one of the sisters would be up for it, but she wasn't. More power to you though.

[DonCarlos1234]

Game Plan: Skokka.com, Mileroticos.com. Many of the ads seem to be spas and mini-brothels in apartments.

There's been a few spas mentioned here also. Might check those out.

Any suggestions?

I did some research on these same services. (In between SA girls) and a few seem legit & doable. Might also look into the Love Motels. Good luck and enjoy! Ask Woodman for a tour, it's worth it.

[Mr Enternational]

Here in Bocachica over an span of three days I fucked mother, daughter and niece for 6,200 DOP, same price I paid for a just delivered microwave. The 18's know about the mother, she does not know about me and the teens.

I am in Boca Chica right now. Where them hoes at?

[Yonkers44]

Excellent report Showdown! The first and only one since March. I even learned a couple of things, such as the possibility to get cash from a BBVA desk with a BBVA account abroad. I also have never used Bumble in Colombia, didn't know it could work. And yes you are right, even if you always can get laid, there is no fun spending time in Bogota during the pandemic. I live here, cannot travel, so I just try to focus on my business and earn as much money as I can in order to spend it again when things get back to normal. Very funny your story with the refrigerator girl. That's the good part of Bogota, it's not only about mongering, anything can happen. Do you realize you could have fucked daughter AND mum for the price of a refrigerator? Haha!!

Here in Bocachica over an span of three days I fucked mother, daughter and niece for 6,200 DOP, same price I paid for a just delivered microwave. The 18's know about the mother, she does not know about me and the teens.