Bogota Reports

[Kafka]

No test needed for domestic.

Just to be clear, is this domestic travel that requires a negative test? If I were to fly Cali to Bogota I would need a negative pcr?

Man, I picked a bad time to spend a month in Colombia soon, but beats american pussy / suburbs anyday jajaj.

Thanks.

Jw.

[John Clayton]

The President got on TV the other day and said that no more lockdowns would be allowed as of Monday Apr 26, that the mayors need to stop being little punks and let people live their lives.

We'll see how that works out.

[The Tall Man]

I arrived in Bogota from Paris a couple days before the April 9 quarantine started.

The 7 hours CDG-JFK flight felt like a breeze with only 5 passengers on board. The connecting flights from the US to Colombia were packed with returning Colombians.

My last trip to Bogota, Medellin and Cartagena was memorable, I discovered the friendliness of the Colombian people and the endless mongering possibilities.

So I made a mental note to return.

For this trip, I decided to stay a whole month and explore smaller Colombian towns.

Upon landing, I bought a Claro Sim from the airport but couldn't get it to activate. I had to go to Claro Centro Tecnico at the MultiPlaza Mall to have a technician remove the lock on my iPhone.

I checked into my apartment rental in Zona G and after a quick nap and shower, I was ready to hit the Chapinero casas.

Took an Uber to Chicas Milenio.

I'm sad to report but the place is now definitely closed.

From across the street, I saw a guy waiving at me. He opened the door to let me into a casa called Chicas Dos Mil...

Great first trip report and your first post to boot, good job and look forward to more.

The Tall Man.

[Bango Cheito]

The President got on TV the other day and said that no more lockdowns would be allowed as of Monday Apr 26, that the mayors need to stop being little punks and let people live their lives.

[JohnnyWalker55]

Lockdown Bogata, Medellin, Cali and Barranquilla. No travel out of for a month, without PCR test negative. These are the main areas of Covid 19 right now.

Just to be clear, is this domestic travel that requires a negative test? If I were to fly Cali to Bogota I would need a negative pcr?

Man, I picked a bad time to spend a month in Colombia soon, but beats american pussy / suburbs anyday jajaj.

Thanks.

Jw.

[LatinaLover#1]

What do you use for a cedula if you're asked during pico y cedula?

I have Passport, Global Entry Card, Drivers License. Some have odd, some have even.

I was told Passport, everyone knows you need a passport to travel so they want to see that.

[TooCheesy]

What do you use for a cedula if you're asked during pico y cedula?

I have Passport, Global Entry Card, Drivers License. Some have odd, some have even.

Technically, the official document for foreigners should be your passport but who the hell carries a passport. I've been here for a few months and I've been using my driver's license and global entry, and I was only asked for my passport once, and it was at the money exchange. Most guards don't even bother to read your ID before they let you in anyways.

[Jandara 69]

I arrived in Bogota from Paris a couple days before the April 9 quarantine started.

The 7 hours CDG-JFK flight felt like a breeze with only 5 passengers on board. The connecting flights from the US to Colombia were packed with returning Colombians.

My last trip to Bogota, Medellin and Cartagena was memorable, I discovered the friendliness of the Colombian people and the endless mongering possibilities.

So I made a mental note to return.

For this trip, I decided to stay a whole month and explore smaller Colombian towns.

Upon landing, I bought a Claro Sim from the airport but couldn't get it to activate. I had to go to Claro Centro Tecnico at the MultiPlaza Mall to have a technician remove the lock on my iPhone.

I checked into my apartment rental in Zona G and after a quick nap and shower, I was ready to hit the Chapinero casas.

Took an Uber to Chicas Milenio.

I'm sad to report but the place is now definitely closed.

From across the street, I saw a guy waiving at me. He opened the door to let me into a casa called Chicas Dos Mil.

Standing out of the line up of 8 chicas in the 6-7 range was a stunning 22 years old Venezuelan beauty, about 1. 65 m tall with large natural see cups, her face reminiscent of Emily Ratajkowski, a 9 in my book.

The price was 70 k for one hour.

After a passionate and unexpected GFE in the bedroom, which included DFK, BBBJ, FS, she offered to come spend the night at my place with a friend of hers for 300 k during lockdown.

The offer sounded very tempting but I only had one double bed at my apartment and couldn't fit 2 girls on the same bed.

Beside, I was getting anxious about the upcoming weekend lockdown and was already making plan to bail out.

That night I had dinner at la Estancia Chica near Parque 93. The Argentinian churrasco is one the best steak I've had in Colombia.

Dinner is in the 150 k range but worth it.

The next morning I took a DiDi to pay a visit to a 22 year old Mileroticos prepagos in Suba.

120 k an hour with huge boobs and cute face.

To my dismay, her face and appearance looked nothing like her Mileroticos ad, she claimed to be Colombian but was in fact Venezuelan.

She had put on an extra 5-10 kg since her pictures were taken and her appearance was neglected. She wore no makeup, her hair was a mess like she had just woken up.

I was already there so I reluctantly handed her the 120 k. In retrospect, I should have paid for a half hour.

She couldn't move easily with all the extra weight she was packing. So she said quatro, stood on her hands and knees and waited until I was done.

Definitely a low, put it down to experience.

To cheer me up I had lunch at Andres Carne de Res on Calle 3. The ambiance was very cheerful, the food was Ok but expect to pay at least 80 k.

In Bogota, with the lockdown in place most mongering options were still open and accessible but it was time for a change of scenery.

On Saturday morning I was on a flight to Bucaramanga.

[GringoTigre]

What do you use for a cedula if you're asked during pico y cedula?

I have Passport, Global Entry Card, Drivers License. Some have odd, some have even.

[LatinaLover#1]

I am okay with complying with the requirements at the airports and temp checks at hotels / clubs, do understand the need for it. I seriously doubt we would return to the good ol days as you put it. I think we all have to learn to live with the 'new normal'.

After RTFF, I have couple of quick questions. Two of the most mentioned 'GF friendly' hotels. San Francisco de Ass and IBIS. Can you walk to from the two hotels or do you still require taxis to go to chapinero and SF street scene? In Medellin, I really hated the traffic from Poblado to Centro everyday.

While I would certainly hit the norte clubs and massage parlors, after reading reviews I think I would primarily be day casa and street scene guy. Considering the multitude of mongering options in BOG, I do not see a need to develop an FB chica list in BOG? Any pointers will be appreciated.

My post was not only directed to the red tape bullshit but the total environment in Colombia during the covid era. They started the more strict Quarantine 2 days before I got out of there. When I left, in their typical Colombian logic, they started a 4 and 3 deal, ok to work M,T,W,T-work only these days bla bla bla and a tight F,S,S only critical jobs and why a single supermarket trip depending on you Cedula thing and told not to go out at all. My novias father is a taxi driver and he spent all day and got 1 fare on Saturday, the only people suffering are the working class, which is the vast majority in Bogota. I'm sure Lopez and her wife are living high on the hog in the Mayors mansion. Actually she me be out of town and at a remote beach somewhere, while the less fortunate are starving in Bogota. I repeat, don't go until things get back to a manageable situation. If your a SF guy who could care less about restaurants as long as the chicken restaurant on the corner is still open, and the street working girls are still out, then have it. For me its much easier to vacation here in the states with my girl once a month. Unfortunately, looking over the neighborhood from my 7th floor hotel room in Chico Norte I was able to survey the entire area and all I could see was, once fully occupied offices and businesses to a sea of.

"Disponible en alquiler" signs it almost every window. It wasn't the signs that struck me but the thousands of working class people that still have not found work and are really hurting. Sad, very sad.

[Kafka]

Thanks for the summary Routard.

Most good models (read UW, JHU etc) predict May 15 to be the date after which ICU resource use will fall under the capacity of available ICU beds. I think planning a trip for late May is the prudent course of action. Fingers crossed. Of course, even now travel is not banned, only curfews and restrictions. But again, things may change.

Lockdown Bogata, Medellin, Cali and Barranquilla. No travel out of for a month, without PCR test negative. These are the main areas of Covid 19 right now.

[Mr Enternational]

I was trying to see what this lockdown looks like. It sounds like it's just the same as normal curfews and quarantine. You can still move around. Is this correct?

Move around to what? There is nothing open!

[Routard]

I was trying to see what this lockdown looks like. It sounds like it's just the same as normal curfews and quarantine. You can still move around. Is this correct?

Night curfew is very strict, only exceptions to be in the street is emergency or from or to the airport with a valid boarding pass. During quarantine on friday saturdayy or sunday, if any control you can always claim you are heading to a pharmacy or a food store. Trouble is that during quarantaine nearly everything is closed, so there is not so much to do outside anyhow. Regarding the punter scene, you will only have day scene from Monday to Thursday such as massage parlours, day brothels and of course internet escort. From Friday to Sunday during the day, you can only rely on internet escort and street action in santa Fe. I do not advice to go out by night during the curfew.

[Silver Turtle]

Great learning experience. This experience will save you a lot of time and money in the future.

Just to update everyone, She did end up calling the police on me for harassment, but I just showed the cops my whatsapp messages from her and stating that I stopped talking to her since last week, she was the one harassing me. Sorry for the late response, I ended up moving to another place since I kept getting random packages sent to my apartment or she would come to my area and stalk me. I ended up cutting my losses on the apartment for the peace of mind.

Funnily enough the cops told me via google translator "Hotels cost 80-120 mil for the night, its a good investment if you want to avoid these situations with a girl you just met".

[Routard]

Funnily enough the cops told me via google translator "Hotels cost 80-120 mil for the night, its a good investment if you want to avoid these situations with a girl you just met".

Ecellent advice, I guess they meant the so called love motels. Apart from safety, no girl that goes with you in a love motel can claim there was no consent.