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Hi guys,

I have spend a lot of time reviewing all the reviews. Great work and lot's of valuable info. Most reports are about SF area. As I am not that adventurous I prefer staying in the Zone T. I could not find a lot of info regarding this part of the city. Any hints and recommendations regarding casas, strip clubs, por and semi-pro places, contact bars (Del Rey style from CR)? Pages prepagos.com seems trustable for short time fun. Any other recommended pages or sources? Thanks guys for your help!

Regards and enjoy life.

Raul.

[Woodman09]

Hi,

I'm in Santa Fe. Is there any place to get an American breakfast? Any good cheap restaurants to eat at or take a chica too?

Maybe try the restaurant at the Teqendama Hotel, the may have.

[Grrrr]

Just got back from my Sunday night at SF and thought I'the share some up to date info on the Sunday scene.

There were certainly enough SW's out to make it worthwhile, nowhere near as many as Friday which was jam packed with girls. During my few laps of the block I probably only saw 3 that I was willing to pay for at that time but they were all either talking to somebody when I saw them or not there anymore on subsequent laps.

I went into 3 clubs but stuck my head into 2 other but walked back out again. Of the 4 I went to Troya was the biggest surprise, it was super quiet. Probably 40 people in there and not much in the way of talent and certainly nobody dancing so I had 1 drink and left.

On a few separate occasions I entered Atunes or whatever the fuck it's called and it was pretty busy. They had a steady stream of dancers one of whom entertained the crowd with her disappearing lolypop routine. There was probably 20 girls there with none I rated higher than a 7.

Later I went to Paisas which was around a third full, so full enough for it to be ok but had nobody dancing while I was there and it also lacked good looking chicas but there were certainly a few there.

The last club I went to was Fiebre Sex and it was 3/4 full with more lookers than the other places. While I was there there was a pair of pole dancers who were supremely talented. These girls have clearly had a lot of time dancing round a chrome pole and most probably a few guys poles too.

Ended up taking a girl upstairs from Fiebre, Valentina, she was a complete dud. In fact the worst I've had in Colombia by far. In the room she wouldn't take off her clothes which I thought was a little strange given her occupation but anyway. The CBJ was half assed and she tried to begin sex before I was even half way hard. Seriously, a teenage girl having sex for the third time would know that a semi hard cock was never going to work. When we eventually got going she was constantly telling me to hurry, which of course is a major turn off. In the end I bailed out.

After that unfortunate ending I decided I wasn't in the mood to take another chica so started looking for a taxi. It usually takes a while to convince a driver because my Airbnb is in a sketchy part of town. It is chica friendly though.

While I was walking down the street I saw this crazy looking guy with a knife that was walking down the street without really attempting to hide it. As people saw him they scattered. He was walking the same direction as me so there was no danger to me but I ducked back the other way and grabbed a couple of cops. They followed me back down there and I had to get reasonably close to the guy to point him out. Needless to say he didn't look to happy with me.

The guy argued it's the cops and had something wrapped around his hand which they made him take off which revealed what looked like a pretty nasty cut to the had which was bleeding. In the end I thought I'd better leave.

With all that craziness in mind I still felt pretty safe down there. Usual precautions such as not drinking too much booze, being aware of your surroundings, splitting the locations of your cash and simply not looking like you’re about to be attacked by a lion should be fine. I certainly don’t walk like I’m heading somewhere because I wanna take it slow to view the chicas.

It was certainly worthwhile heading down to SF on a Sunday and if I wasn't such a fussy MOFO then I probably would have managed to nut once or twice.

The highlight for me was the awesome kebab I got from one of the street vendors on 16 or 16 a. Saw four cops and three other waiting in line and thought they must be good and they were.

[Mr Enternational]

I'm in Santa Fe. Is there any place to get an American breakfast? Any good cheap restaurants to eat at or take a chica too?

LOL. Not that I have ever seen. Not any Americans around there to be having American stuff. The hotel that I stay in has free Colombian breakfast. If you mean restaurant for breakfast then that is really not a thing. They usually just eat a piece of bread and drink coffee for breakfast in South America.

[SoberHans69]

It is 7 miles or so from SF. Also Parque 93 is another classy area.

There is another club district in Gallerias which is a few miles west of Chapinero on Calle 53. Many clubs in Chapinero more along Carerra 7 more of a college area.

Thanks Woodman.

I'll definitely be interested in hiring you to show me around.

I'm basically wanting to be near a gym, decent food, a mall to go during the day.

I don't want a fancy room. All I need is access to WiFi, a fridge and a clean room, don't mind a small room as long as it has a double bed.

I'd probably be going to Santa Fe most nights but I don't mind paying for a taxi if I can't get a suitable room nearby.

In your expert opinion which area would suit me best?

Really appreciate your opinion.

[Woodman09]

Hi everyone,

Researching Bogota and Rio for my next trip.

Loads of great info on here, Woodman sounds like you are living the good life.

Just wondering how far is Zona Rosa from Santa Fe in a taxi?

Staying near Santa Fe sounds very convenient but I like to be around lots of bars, restaurants etc for the time I'm not mongering.

Thanks.

It is 7 miles or so from SF. Also Parque 93 is another classy area.

There is another club district in Gallerias which is a few miles west of Chapinero on Calle 53. Many clubs in Chapinero more along Carerra 7 more of a college area.

[Kunjur]

I am planning to visit Bogota in two weeks and this is my first time here. I am.

Not good at Spanish. Can someone suggest me Airbnb apartments or hotel which is girls friendly?

I can only speak from reading the forum and booking myself (yet to land in Bogota). Most folks recommend Hotel IBIS (GF with no charge). There are other hotels that are GF but may charge you around 60 Mil per "guest". As far as AirBnB's go, just ask the host before booking and they usually confirm whether it's alright for someone to come up to the room for a stay. Always book for 2 guests anyway. Hope this helps.

[Ikonic]

Hi,

I'm in Santa Fe. Is there any place to get an American breakfast? Any good cheap restaurants to eat at or take a chica too?

[Raul11]

Hi guys,

I have spend a lot of time reviewing all the reviews. Great work and lot's of valuable info. Most reports are about SF area. As I am not that adventurous I prefer staying in the Zone T. I could not find a lot of info regarding this part of the city. Any hints and recommendations regarding casas, strip clubs, por and semi-pro places, contact bars (Del Rey style from CR)? Pages prepagos.com seems trustable for short time fun. Any other recommended pages or sources? Thanks guys for your help!

Regards and enjoy life.

Raul.

[LittlePete]

I am planning to visit Bogota in two weeks and this is my first time here. I am.

Not good at Spanish. Can someone suggest me Airbnb apartments or hotel which is girls friendly?

[SoberHans69]

Hi everyone,

Researching Bogota and Rio for my next trip.

Loads of great info on here, Woodman sounds like you are living the good life.

Just wondering how far is Zona Rosa from Santa Fe in a taxi?

Staying near Santa Fe sounds very convenient but I like to be around lots of bars, restaurants etc for the time I'm not mongering.

Thanks.

[Woodman09]

Has anyone had much success with Tinder in Bogot? As soon as I got here I started swiping right to any chica that was half decent and have matched with zero. I had loads of matches in Medellin which led me to believe that I'm handsome and charming but Bogot is making me question that.

On a side note, is it just me or are the Paisas far better looking on average than the girls here in Bogot ? There are surely loads of beautiful women in this city but that says more about the massive population than the average.

I know lotsa guys who meet really hot Pro / Semi Pro in Bogota. I have not really had time for this.

[Grrrr]

Has anyone had much success with Tinder in Bogotá? As soon as I got here I started swiping right to any chica that was half decent and have matched with zero. I had loads of matches in Medellin which led me to believe that I'm handsome and charming but Bogotá is making me question that.

On a side note, is it just me or are the Paisas far better looking on average than the girls here in Bogotá ? There are surely loads of beautiful women in this city but that says more about the massive population than the average.

[Grrrr]

Wandered down to Santa Fe by myself last night about 5. 30 pm, it was my first time there but not my first in Bogotá. The info contained here was a great help to give me bit of a lay of the land so thanks to all of those who've contributed reports that make it easier for those that follow.

Initially my game plan was to get my Uber to drop me off at Troya and if I felt comfortable when I saw the area I'the just go for a wander prior to hitting a club. That didn't work out at first because nether my driver or I could find the place so I just got out and had a look around.

The first place I recognised was Paisas and I tried to use that one set my bearings, not realising it had entrances on 2 streets. Had a look around at some of the SW action and unlike Medellin there were a few I liked.

I went looking for Atunes which a number of contributors here have spoken highly of but I get it confused with Atonis which is the first bar I went into. Got myself a Heineken (mental note, drink local beer next time) and grabbed a seat. Within 3 or 4 minutes a fine looking chica came and stood nearby hoping to get my attention. As I'the only been there a few moments I ignored her to examine my options and she wandered off. The selection of chicas at that time was quite ordinary except for maybe two of them.

Went out and did another lap of the SW's and looking for Troya / Atunes and saw some very nice SW's but eventually ended up at Paisas. There were girls of all shapes and sizes at Paisas and I'm surprised the quality wasn't higher, but to be fair I was relatively early. One annoying thing was that waiter that followed me as I entered the bar pestering me to buy a drink, which I did at the bar, kept coming and standing in front of me partially obscuring my view. How do you say "Get the fuck out of my way" in Spanish? Haha. At the time I was there there was three chicas I could have tried.

After another lap outside I eventually found Troya and I hit the mother lode. That place had so many hot women! Seriously, if you cannot find a woman you like in that place you're gay. There were plenty of 7's and 8's and the occasional 9. Doing at least one of those 9's is my ambition in Bogotá. Anyone know were there's more of them? Preferably with BBBJ.

Later I ended up sessioning a bubbly chica (l later found out why she was so bubbly) with massive hooters. Prior to the session I had a dirty lap dance from her for 30 Mil but as a not for all newbies carry plenty of smaller notes for change as I ended up paying 40 . Honestly, there were plenty of better looking chicas available but this one was the first to make me laugh.

In the room she was fun and enthusiastic but kept trying to up sell for more time. Sadly she was a tunnel guts and I failed to shoot so I went outside and found a SW who seemed like fun. I asked for half hour and she quoted 80 Mil, I countered with 50 and she said no so to started walking. Taking only a few steps she changed her mind and off we went.

With the stories I've heard about the SW's from contributors here I wasn't expecting much but was pleasantly surprised. She was happy and fun during my session and her surprisingly tight fit for a SW had me finished fast which we both had a chuckle at.

There was more time back in Troya but I'the didn't want to session there as I wasn't sure I could bust out another one. Later I had one me session with a Vennie SW who ended up being a dud.

Left Santa Fe about 11.30 in a yellow taxi I just stopped on the street and had no problems. Ill probably head back to Santa Fe this afternoon or tonight if anybody is around and wants to meet up.

One final note on security. The area is definitely sketchy but not unacceptably so if you take some precautions. I had all my small notes and an expired CC in my wallet in my back pocket. Most of my cash was stashed in other pockets and my phone never came out of my pocket except for in a bar / restaurant or to show my taxi driver my address.

There was definitely guys there sizing you up as a mark but all you need to do is not be the easiest / best option. When I saw someone looking me over I looked back. Don't show a wild animal that you're scared. In my opinion by far the greatest threat was from the mentally ill that I occasionally saw. Who knows what's going on inside their heads.

[Zorro]

I always have asked if I can take a pic of them. I have never paid for any pics. A lot may not want their face included some have told me no which they may do for others. I do agree that once the info gets out they will expect that for every guy from now on. I seen and heard about guys paying extraordinary amounts for session.

I'm sure there's some guys on here, like me, that like to snap a photo or two of their girls. A photo is a nice memory. I usually like to take a side by side in the short time room before the antics begin. I've had some willingly take them with me, and I've paid up to 20 K for a snapshot (yeah, I know). For those guys that like to grab a photo, what's been your experience? Is there any standard price range for that? Currently, I just bring it up during the "interview process..