Bogota Reports

[JohnnyWishBone]

Because Bogota is not a Facebook market. That is a Medelln thing.

Ok thanks Mr E.

[BearEmy84]

Uber has been mostly illegal in Bogota and, if you get one, the driver will make you sit up front with him. If a regular cabbie sees an unmarked car with a person driving in front and a single person riding in back, they may assume it is Uber and react.

This. Its weird, but sit in the front. I've been stopped by the police in an uber before when sitting in the back with a chica on the way to dinner. First, a moto cop. Within 2 minutes, 10+ cops. Get out of the car, get a rough patdown against the hood, show ID, they make you show them the uber app, they take most of your cash from your pocket (100 mil in my case, left me with 20 mil), and you're on your way.

I suggest just using Cabify. You can link a card to it, it's cheaper than Uber, functions the same, but will call taxis for you (as well as normal cars, but taxis are quicker.) And it's cheaper than Uber too.

[Stinger]

I will have a 4 hour layover in Bogota airport before my connection to Medellin. Since I won't have bags, I'd like to spend the time with a girl. Any casa near the airport? Or spa?

Photoprepagos does not have a filter for section of the city but Mileroticos does. You could look for Fontibon or any other area near the airport (Google Maps shows the city sections). But, if you find a place or a chica that no one has reviewed, it might not work for a variety of reasons- fake, or you don't like her, or only one chica to choose from. I would consider what your objectives are- will this be your only time ever in Bogota? Maybe you have always wanted to see Santa Fe. With that short of a time, go with a sure thing with multiple chicas. Santa Fe is a sure thing. So are the Mezzanines, though a little farther away. Read back 15 or so pages- there are a few multi-chica places in Chapinero. As a risk taker, I would go for it. You could ask the cab driver to come back for you at a given time when he drops you off. Then he is back at the airport, which is better for him. Uber has been mostly illegal in Bogota and, if you get one, the driver will make you sit up front with him. If a regular cabbie sees an unmarked car with a person driving in front and a single person riding in back, they may assume it is Uber and react. I have not ever seen a traffic jam as bad as described, but it could happen. Wherever you go, I would time it and then add 15-20 minutes and make yourself leave to return by that time. The other thing you should do is download the Bogota Transmilenio App (TransMi App). The Transmilenio buses have their own dedicated lanes and should be able to run even with a traffic jam in the other lanes. The tan line (Line K) runs all the way to Bogota's International Airport (El Dorado). You could use the Transmilenio as a backup to get back to the airport if a jam happened and you were on one of the main roads that the Transmilenio Buses run down the middle of. Ask if you need more help.

[Zeos1]

I will have a 4 hour layover in Bogota airport before my connection to Medellin. Since I won't have bags, I'd like to spend the time with a girl. Any casa near the airport? Or spa?

I was turned away and totally lost my ticket once on a domestic flight between Medellin and Bogota because I did not check in more than an hour before the flight. I was there 55 minutes before the flight, and ended up with no refund, no flight. Had to book another more expensive flight on a different airline. Plus coming in you may get through in 20 or 30 minutes, or maybe over an hour. Have had both experiences.

So now down to 2 hours. Stress yourself out by trying to get a cab, go somewhere, find the gal of your dreams, perform, and be back at the airport. With potential traffic jams, etc. Etc. For me, not in a thousand years would I do that to myself.

[JackTaggart]

It's been a long time since I looked at the Bogota map. There were a bunch of love motels listed. Here's a site which lists some with reviews:

http://guiacereza.com/guia-sitios/advanced-search/17823

Thank you! This is super helpful. It did not come up in my search before.

[JjBee62]

I would more understand if your connection was to Sex Prison. You are going to be in MDE in less than a hour flight. Remember stress is a bone killer so I would wait and relax till you get to MDE. BTW this is coming from a long time gambler. I only bet when the payoff odds are good. Your adventure could bring a lot of stress for a small gain.

Stress can also be an aphrodisiac. There are a lot of unknowns which alter the odds. What time of the day is he arriving? How long will the immigration line be? Will his flight get to the gate on time? Is he going to have to wait until the following day to scratch his itch in Medellin?

There are a few massage parlors in Fontibon, very close to the airport. Even with traffic he should be able to hit one and return in under 2 hours. Santa Fe is within range if he uses the Transmilenio. Depending on traffic, by taxi might be cutting it close.

[John Gault]

I will have a 4 hour layover in Bogota airport before my connection to Medellin. Since I won't have bags, I'd like to spend the time with a girl. Any casa near the airport? Or spa?

I would more understand if your connection was to Sex Prison. You are going to be in MDE in less than a hour flight. Remember stress is a bone killer so I would wait and relax till you get to MDE. BTW this is coming from a long time gambler. I only bet when the payoff odds are good. Your adventure could bring a lot of stress for a small gain.

[LatinaLover#1]

I will have a 4 hour layover in Bogota airport before my connection to Medellin. Since I won't have bags, I'd like to spend the time with a girl. Any casa near the airport? Or spa?

4 hours from when? From touch down to take off? It can easily take 10 to 15 minutes to taxi to your gate, getting the jetway to the plane. If had many flights to El Dorado and some times the gates not ready and you sit on the tarmac a while before you are docked and walking out the door. Also, are you flying first class because if you in the back of the plane, that can eat up your valuable minutes. If you have the kind of luck I have in El Dorado you will arrive in one of the farthest gates in the airport, that alone can be a 15 minute walk, and if a few jets arrived before you, then Immigration can be a real delay. However, since the Covid era my experience with immigration has been a lot faster then the past. It's possible to cost you an hour right there. Then you have to get to where you want to go in Bogota, get back to the airport and you will need to be at the gate some 30 minutes as they will be boarding again. I don't blame you for wanting to take a shot but everything will need to fall just right for you to make it happen why. How long will it take to cum? Jajaja she better be good because It can take me a half hour sometimes. All in all. I's possible. If everything goes right and you find a casa or spa close to the airport it can work but if get into the traffic mix in the city your done. Let us know what happens! Enjoy.

[Ggekko2009]

4 hours is plenty of time. 1 hour and a half to get to Santa Fe? I have never seen that. It is only 15 minutes from the airport. Also if he is going to Medellin it is on a domestic flight. It takes like 2 seconds to get through security on that side. There is never a line or anything. If he has 4 hours, he should be good spending 2 hours of it in Santa Fe.

When he reaches Bogota, I assume that he has to go through immigration. This time will include getting through immigration, custom etc and getting into taxi to go to Santa Fe.

Took me one time from hotel Taquendema which is close to Santa Fe more than an hour to get to the Airport due to traffic. I would say yeah. I think the OP needs to know that as I personally have experienced it. Not to say that this will happen all the time but it is a risk nonetheless.

[Mr Enternational]

With just four hours, I would not risk it. Traffic is a mess. Coming out of the airport into a taxi to go to places like Santa Fe can be 1. 5 hours depending on the time of day. Then you have to go through the hassle of coming back to the airport again. You just won't have enough time.

4 hours is plenty of time. 1 hour and a half to get to Santa Fe? I have never seen that. It is only 15 minutes from the airport. Also if he is going to Medellin it is on a domestic flight. It takes like 2 seconds to get through security on that side. There is never a line or anything. If he has 4 hours, he should be good spending 2 hours of it in Santa Fe.

[Ggekko2009]

I will have a 4 hour layover in Bogota airport before my connection to Medellin. Since I won't have bags, I'd like to spend the time with a girl. Any casa near the airport? Or spa?

With just four hours, I would not risk it. Traffic is a mess. Coming out of the airport into a taxi to go to places like Santa Fe can be 1. 5 hours depending on the time of day. Then you have to go through the hassle of coming back to the airport again. You just won't have enough time.

[Mechanic88]

What would be the best strip club to go out drink and have some fun? I'm not really looking for sex, just lap dances drinks and have some fun. Oh somewhere other than Santa Fe lol

[JjBee62]

I'm really struggling to find someone to connect with on Facebook or tap into an open friend list to find girls to line up. Medelland was easy enough after reading some useful tips in a different section of the Colombia forum. Can someone offer some help or connect with me please?

Sorry, I rarely ask as I tend to figure it out, but Bogot facebook is baffling me.

You won't find much in Bogota on Facebook. Try Twittee. Search for "masajes" and "prepago. ".

[JjBee62]

Catch a ride to Santa Fe if it ID during the afternoon / evening especially Tuesday- Saturday-- Nice Streety Sweeties and Club Girls.

If during the day in PM La Mezzanine or Tantra. Many other casas in Chapinero.

All options are 20-30 minutes away. I have heard of a casa in Fontabon (very close to AP) but that was a while ago.

Good Luck!

There are a couple of places in Fontabon. Was in one last year, some decent looking girls.

[Mr Enternational]

I'm really struggling to find someone to connect with on Facebook or tap into an open friend list to find girls to line up. Medelland was easy enough after reading some useful tips in a different section of the Colombia forum. Can someone offer some help or connect with me please?

Sorry, I rarely ask as I tend to figure it out, but Bogot facebook is baffling me.

Because Bogota is not a Facebook market. That is a Medellín thing.