Bogota Reports

[Turgid]

Don't expect to be treated like a permanent boyfriend by the streetwalkers / club girls.....

I think you can be permanent if the transfer of money is permanent.

[Igor54]

Hi everyone,

I am now in Santa Fe and have a funny situation. My Spanish is zero. To return to Canada I need COVID test PCR taken withing 72 hours. The problem is: my flight is Tuesday morning which means I have to make tasting on Saturday afternoon or later which are days off. Or the test will be too old. If I'll do it on Monday, it is not enough time to get results because my flight is on Tuesday 10 am. And they don't let me enter the plane. Could anyone advice? Thanks in advance.

[Bleble]

I've seen reports that Bogotá is bad on holidays, but you have to see it to believe it. For readers out there, don't even try going out to bars or Santa Fe during holidays. It would be a total waste of time.

Typical for Holidays in Colombia and they have a lot of them. Jaja Two options, set up a date ahead of time in your place or have fun in a casino and get some rest watching tv for the night. One of my favorite options is to get my favorita and fly out to SAI for a long weekend.

[LatinaLover#1]

Don't expect to be treated like a permanent boyfriend by the streetwalkers / club girls. If you get it beyond the length of your session, great, but that should not be your expectation. These girls go through 5-10 guys a day and most have a Colombian / Venezuelan boyfriend or husband. You're going to be gone in a few days / weeks and they know you fuck other girls. For a good number of you, your Spanish probably also sucks and you're not that interesting beyond the money you have. So getting emotionally attached to any of them is just all downside no upside.

And every once in a while you meet one that opens your nose an you start thinking stupid. Remember:

"If you fall in love in Colombia, your falling in love by yourself".

[LatinaLover#1]

Wow, it was very bad on 10/18. Nothing was opened. Santa Fe was deserted, nothing at all outside or inside clubs. It was dead. I drove past PH, and it was closed. Haha.

Maybe things will revert back to normal tomorrow. All restaurants around chico Norte were pretty much closed.

Typical for Holidays in Colombia and they have a lot of them. Jaja Two options, set up a date ahead of time in your place or have fun in a casino and get some rest watching tv for the night. One of my favorite options is to get my favorita and fly out to SAI for a long weekend.

[Tasss]

Don't expect to be treated like a permanent boyfriend by the streetwalkers / club girls. If you get it beyond the length of your session, great, but that should not be your expectation. These girls go through 5-10 guys a day and most have a Colombian / Venezuelan boyfriend or husband. You're going to be gone in a few days / weeks and they know you fuck other girls. For a good number of you, your Spanish probably also sucks and you're not that interesting beyond the money you have. So getting emotionally attached to any of them is just all downside no upside.

[Kib123]

Started off with this girl https://www.photoprepagos.com/prepag...robar-id-q3baj despite not finding any reviews online...

Basically paid 240 for blue balls....

Nice report, entertaining read! Thanks for the intel.

[Bleble]

Wow, it was very bad on 10/18. Nothing was opened. Santa Fe was deserted, nothing at all outside or inside clubs. It was dead. I drove past PH, and it was closed. Haha.

Maybe things will revert back to normal tomorrow. All restaurants around chico Norte were pretty much closed.

[TalkYes]

I know you can spend way less in Santa Fe, but it's just a different experience. I'm not much of a volume sex machine hahah, so I don't really need to have lots of action each day.

As someone who had been going super hard in sf till yesterday when I moved to chapinero, I can confirm this. Had a lot of great sex, some of it wasn't even that mechanical, but I still felt unfulfilled and found myself feeling like a loverboy wanting to give and get more than sex. I took one of the girls shopping LOL, the first girl I hooked up with here. I spent kind of a lot on her thinking it would make a deeper connection but it didn't really, She ended up just basically taking advantage of me but whatever, she has kids and no boyfriend and a hard life, and people who have been hurt continue to hurt. I kinda rolled the dice there and I knew it. You can take the girl out of sf but you can't take sf out of the girl.

But yeah as for day 4 and 5 of my reports, basically just more sf girls. They were all really great and like I said, not that mechanical but also left me feeling like I wanted more of a connection. And they're actually only cheap because you don't spend that long together. If you extend the sessions, they add up quick. The most memorable was yesterday a skinny redhead named Maria who started with a massage and she was actually very skilled so I was with her an hour and a half in total and it came to 240. Probably would have got a better deal if I knew it would've so long from the start. Other noteworthy girl is a cute blue haired girl in a club that I had seen around but never had the chance to meet. She kinda had bad teeth from all the lollypops I'm guessing but a great body and very sexy, the least mechanical session yet with the most experimental positions. Also gave me BBBJ and rubbed her lollypop against my dick before sucking it haha. I think it was 70 for the session and 50 extra for the raw dome.

[Bleble]

Had second SA meeting of this trip. I no longer do night meeting; only lunch and bar, spend some fun time back at apt, and allow the lady to leave so I can be by myself again. Spending too much time with these girls may drive me crazy haha.

This girl is 19 yo, law student, pretty face, very nice natural body (boobs and butt).

She gave me a massage between our sessions. She actually took a course and trained herself. Good for her so she can please others hahah. She has an interesting a story as her father works in prostitution industry (owns some brothels or something), and she intends to study criminal law because it's where the money is. Hahaha good for her. Some people are clueless on why they are in school, but she seems to understand that she needs internship outside of university training, and she has set a goal for herself.

As it relates to intimacy, lots of kisses during sessions. We clicked well. BBBJ, no anal as she said it hurts. Face fucked here. Lots of kisses, and BBBJ while we showered together twice. She said if we meet again, can try it. I never do BBFS, so it was CFS. She smells nice, and is very clean. She is probably the most attractive lady I have met in Colombia. But my view is distorted by the Asian mentality. Natural body with nice face first, very thin waist with appropriate curves for boobs and butt.

Total damage of 500 mil for her time, and 40 mil for Uber (I gave her more round trip Uber because I didn't have change, and it's not the end of the world if I over pay by 12-15 mil). Bar and meals another 150-160 mil total. Some gifts from the state for another 50 mil or so.

She said she is bi, and has a girlfriend who is interested in having a threesome. I told her my type, and she will send some photos. I have never had a threesome, so spending some money for this experience is fine. It will be costly for sure as it will be 1,000 mil for the experience, but it's fine.

I know you can spend way less in Santa Fe, but it's just a different experience. I'm not much of a volume sex machine hahah, so I don't really need to have lots of action each day.

The only annoying thing I've found with these hot SA girls is that they want you to order Uber for them. The hot ones I contact all tell me to send them an Uber. This date with SA girl asked me to order her an Uber to go home hahha. Don't they have other services on their phone that they use? Maybe it so that you realize the cost and pass them the money for the trip expense. Whatever not a big deal at the end of the day.

Sorry if there are any typos.

[Xpartan]

What is ph?

Pussy House.

[BigButtDetecto]

Gents,

Hitting Bogota next week. Wondering if visiting the PH is safe and worth it.

Thoughts.

Gracias.

What is ph?

[LatinaLover#1]

Camila from sf. Fit brunette with bubbly personality. BBBJ & 69.30 minutes 120.

Sophie from sf - 70 for 30 minute massage. She was a way better masseuse than the girl from the massage parlour. I picked a taller curvier girl thinking she'd have some force. I made the right choice. Quite erotic but just a massage.

Andrea from sf. Repeat with my first Colombian. This time it was an hour with a massage and I paid 80 extra for anal and it was great, definitely woke her up. I think I spent like 220 in total. Took her for lunch after and she said she hadn't done anal in 3 months. Lucky me I guess. Altho she said she would text me after work and she didn't. Que lastima.

Fernanda from sf. A venezuelana who caught my eye by arching her back real hard and sticking out her ass. 70 for half hour. Pretty average and mechanical but a great ass nonetheless.

Was going home drained but a curvy Venezuelan with a cute face stopped me. Told her I don't have the energy. She offered me a massage for 23. I was like ok that's like 5 bucks what do I have to lose? She said she was part Indian and I live in Canada and I'm surrounded by Indians and not attracted to them at all but I guess the Venezuelan mix makes all the difference. Her body was a bit bigger than I like but I figured who cares its a massage. Welp, by the time the knock came it wasn't just a massage anymore. She had successfully seduced me even with my low energy levels. Had to extend the session. Didn't manage to finish tho. I think it was like 70 in total for the half hour. I think her name was Nea or something.

Not many Indians from India in Bogota. She may have been referring to being part Indian from an indigenous tribe. They date back to before the arrival of the Europeans. There are lots of Indigenous people in and around Bogota. Most come down from the Andes in search of work, some are escaping the FARC who invade villages and take any homesteads and kidnap the women and force the young men to join their army. My novia is part Indian, from the Andes on her mothers side and they are the best, homemakers, take good care of the man and great in bed. There is a community of indigenous people in the forest of Tayrona Nat'l Parque. They are short, wear white robes are were not discovered living in the forests of Tayrona until the 70's.

[Pokeris]

Anyway, went to Troyas and it was packed, not the best ratio but I got lucky and spotted a tan chica with a super tight body and jumped on the opportunity. Bought her a drink for 15 and got a dance for 40 then took her upstairs for 100. Then some lady asked for a tip to prolong the knock. I gave her a 5. The girl, Paula, had really nice fake tits and was the hottest I've been with so far on my trip. Maybe not the best, but still was good enough to end the day on a high note after the other 2. I took her whatsapp and told her to message me when she finished work if she wants to come over, gave her another 20 to increase my odds but I know they're still slim and I'm about to crash anyway.

Thanks for your reports mate! Most girls gives dances in Santa Fe clubs for 10-20 mil pesos.

[Elvis 2008]

Anyway, went to Troyas and it was packed, not the best ratio but I got lucky and spotted a tan chica with a super tight body and jumped on the opportunity. Bought her a drink for 15 and got a dance for 40 then took her upstairs for 100. Then some lady asked for a tip to prolong the knock. I gave her a 5. The girl, Paula, had really nice fake tits and was the hottest I've been with so far on my trip. Maybe not the best, but still was good enough to end the day on a high note after the other 2. I took her whatsapp and told her to message me when she finished work if she wants to come over, gave her another 20 to increase my odds but I know they're still slim and I'm about to crash anyway.

TY, two of the best fucks I have had in Bogota were strippers who came back to my hotel room. I would put the odds she meets you as high.

Good job on the tip to the lady. I tipped that woman, I guess a house mom, 10 k, and she gave me the most eerie toothless smile, but it did delay the knock. LOL.