Bogota Reports

[The Tall Man]

Better than ever or Just as Great as ever. Lockdown is over for now.

So many hot girls-- You cannot bang just one! So many hot ass college types. Last time before tonight I smashed 3 hotties one twice. Probably 200+ streetie sweeties tonight.

Recently read some post that the guy only saw ugly girls-- I do not know where this guy was? Maybe in a cheap stroll as there is one on the other side of Caracas.

Could not have been SF proper.

Had a weird crazy episode recently where I got in trouble shooting video out a hotel window- It got a little ugly but I was able to get out unscathed-.

I will have to write about that in detail some time.

Interesting, the police are doing more beat patrols now with 3 cops, Less Rollerball type moto cruising in pairs.

My friend Camilo who has a candy cigarette franchise on the street tells me that the recent murders were all ladrones facing street justice.

Anyhow, now is a good time to get here.

Great news Woodman!

Damn with the protests finally looking like it's the steam has been dissipating and the lock-downs / curfews loosening up a bit I need to get some of that 'hot ass college types' and as you always do you never have any problem sharing.

Much love and respect to all!

The Tall Man.

[Woodman09]

Better than ever or Just as Great as ever. Lockdown is over for now.

So many hot girls-- You cannot bang just one! So many hot ass college types. Last time before tonight I smashed 3 hotties one twice. Probably 200+ streetie sweeties tonight.

Recently read some post that the guy only saw ugly girls-- I do not know where this guy was? Maybe in a cheap stroll as there is one on the other side of Caracas.

Could not have been SF proper.

Had a weird crazy episode recently where I got in trouble shooting video out a hotel window- It got a little ugly but I was able to get out unscathed-.

I will have to write about that in detail some time.

Interesting, the police are doing more beat patrols now with 3 cops, Less Rollerball type moto cruising in pairs.

My friend Camilo who has a candy cigarette franchise on the street tells me that the recent murders were all ladrones facing street justice.

Anyhow, now is a good time to get here.

[NRandom940]

Sampled a few agencies recently and here's my experience for those interested:

La Celestina: seems to be popular in Colombia forums. They responded very quickly to inquiries. However, most ladies listed as available on the site are actually not available. Curiously, they asked for a 50 k deposit before they sent the lady over. Their claim was that it was for the 'safety' of the girl. Felt like those listcrawler scammers, so I moved on.

Schoolmodelscol (on twitter): Second time using this agency. Very efficient overall. The most accurate in terms of the ladies pics and ages matching real life experience; they don't fudge age or use dated pics like almost every other agency. They are also very helpful in working with you to select someone who meets your needs. However they are pricey, 100 USD minimum damage per h. Used it twice, and both were as advertised. Highly recommended if you can afford it.

Escortbogota (escortsbogota.com.co): Also responded very quickly to inquiries. Most of the ladies on the web were available. They also send face pics of your shortlist upon request. Prices are listed for each lady on the site, but additional 20 k is charged for taxi. Selected Marcela based on intel I scanned off of local Bogota forums. She was tiny (about 5 feet). Turned out to be the highlight of the entire trip. May be the horniest woman I ever met in my life. Highly recommended, but not if you have a heart condition. Total damage 260 k..

Was escortsbogota.com.co outcall only? Which hotel did you stay at?

[Showdown]

Sampled a few agencies recently and here's my experience for those interested:

La Celestina: seems to be popular in Colombia forums. They responded very quickly to inquiries. However, most ladies listed as available on the site are actually not available. Curiously, they asked for a 50 k deposit before they sent the lady over. Their claim was that it was for the 'safety' of the girl. Felt like those listcrawler scammers, so I moved on.

Schoolmodelscol (on twitter): Second time using this agency. Very efficient overall. The most accurate in terms of the ladies pics and ages matching real life experience; they don't fudge age or use dated pics like almost every other agency. They are also very helpful in working with you to select someone who meets your needs. However they are pricey, 100 USD minimum damage per h. Used it twice, and both were as advertised. Highly recommended if you can afford it.

Escortbogota (escortsbogota.com.co): Also responded very quickly to inquiries. Most of the ladies on the web were available. They also send face pics of your shortlist upon request. Prices are listed for each lady on the site, but additional 20 k is charged for taxi. Selected Marcela based on intel I scanned off of local Bogota forums. She was tiny (about 5 feet). Turned out to be the highlight of the entire trip. May be the horniest woman I ever met in my life. Highly recommended, but not if you have a heart condition. Total damage 260 k.

The usual:

Tried mezzanine, and selection was solid as always. Selected a hottie going by Mina / Mira or something close. Energetic, but standard session, CBJ, no kissing. The hottest lady I had the entire trip, but I probably won't be back. I am getting too old for the discomfort of the place. Damage has gone up to 100 k (was 80 k last year if I remember).

Abejitas (Avenida Suba #103 be-73): Went here for the first time. Selection was mediocre, about 8 - 10 ladies, mostly 3-5, a few 6's. First time selected a Brigette, the 'hottest' of the pack. Very good service, genuine passion and enthusiasm. Also strangely gave a very long massage afterwards to use up the entire hour, very rare in these places. The second time I went back to see if selection would improve, but no luck. Selected the next best thing to Brigette (don't remember name) who also provided excellent service. What the ladies lacked in looks they more than make up for in service, genuine GFE save for the CBJ. What I did not like is that the second lady tried to scam me by quoting 250 k, thinking I did not know the going rate.

Princesitas (Carrera 15 #116-59): My go to place. Only 3-4 ladies at any time, but always at least 1 hottie. Never had a bad service here. Tried 2 ladies on 2 visits, one a skinny hottie, and another with a big bootie (I think Alejandra) who was a very sensual performer. Gave an interesting massage, where the chin massages, while the titties do the mine sweep. Enjoyable.

Summary: My best experience in Colombia to date. All encounters gave enthusiastic GFE (DFK and all), except for the Mezzanine lady and the skinny one from Princesitas. I would have expected the opposite given the present circumstances. All take-outs, and even one spa lady gave BBBJ without asking. Not sure whether the pandemic made the ladies hornier or what.

Also, thanks to Mr Enternational's intel, covid testing for travel was a breeze (for 80 k). Address is Autopista Norte #86-65.

I'm glad there is an update on the casas especially Mezzanine. I had a great time there though the rooms are ridiculously small and I hate getting mobbed (it always seemed there were four or five ladies at the last door and they always mob you. Last time I was there one of them had on an angel outfit LOL).

Interestingly Princesitas is right down the street from the Wing Stop where I am convinced my credit card info was stolen and someone attempted to charge Amazon products.

I'm still trying to decide where to go for a week. Bogota was great but outside of the casas and SW's there was nothing to do. I wish Cartegena had the same scene. It would be nice to go to the beach in between girls.

Showdown.

[Kib123]

Sampled a few agencies recently and here's my experience for those interested:

La Celestina: seems to be popular in Colombia forums. They responded very quickly to inquiries. However, most ladies listed as available on the site are actually not available. Curiously, they asked for a 50 k deposit before they sent the lady over. Their claim was that it was for the 'safety' of the girl. Felt like those listcrawler scammers, so I moved on.

Schoolmodelscol (on twitter): Second time using this agency. Very efficient overall. The most accurate in terms of the ladies pics and ages matching real life experience; they don't fudge age or use dated pics like almost every other agency. They are also very helpful in working with you to select someone who meets your needs. However they are pricey, 100 USD minimum damage per h. Used it twice, and both were as advertised. Highly recommended if you can afford it.

Escortbogota (escortsbogota.com.co): Also responded very quickly to inquiries. Most of the ladies on the web were available. They also send face pics of your shortlist upon request. Prices are listed for each lady on the site, but additional 20 k is charged for taxi. Selected Marcela based on intel I scanned off of local Bogota forums. She was tiny (about 5 feet). Turned out to be the highlight of the entire trip. May be the horniest woman I ever met in my life. Highly recommended, but not if you have a heart condition. Total damage 260 k.

The usual:

Tried mezzanine, and selection was solid as always. Selected a hottie going by Mina / Mira or something close. Energetic, but standard session, CBJ, no kissing. The hottest lady I had the entire trip, but I probably won't be back. I am getting too old for the discomfort of the place. Damage has gone up to 100 k (was 80 k last year if I remember).

Abejitas (Avenida Suba #103 be-73): Went here for the first time. Selection was mediocre, about 8 - 10 ladies, mostly 3-5, a few 6's. First time selected a Brigette, the 'hottest' of the pack. Very good service, genuine passion and enthusiasm. Also strangely gave a very long massage afterwards to use up the entire hour, very rare in these places. The second time I went back to see if selection would improve, but no luck. Selected the next best thing to Brigette (don't remember name) who also provided excellent service. What the ladies lacked in looks they more than make up for in service, genuine GFE save for the CBJ. What I did not like is that the second lady tried to scam me by quoting 250 k, thinking I did not know the going rate.

Princesitas (Carrera 15 #116-59): My go to place. Only 3-4 ladies at any time, but always at least 1 hottie. Never had a bad service here. Tried 2 ladies on 2 visits, one a skinny hottie, and another with a big bootie (I think Alejandra) who was a very sensual performer. Gave an interesting massage, where the chin massages, while the titties do the mine sweep. Enjoyable.

Summary: My best experience in Colombia to date. All encounters gave enthusiastic GFE (DFK and all), except for the Mezzanine lady and the skinny one from Princesitas. I would have expected the opposite given the present circumstances. All take-outs, and even one spa lady gave BBBJ without asking. Not sure whether the pandemic made the ladies hornier or what.

Also, thanks to Mr Enternational's intel, covid testing for travel was a breeze (for 80 k). Address is Autopista Norte #86-65.

[IronQuinn]

Hey all,

Been a while Are there any local Bogota adult minded tour guides that you can recommend? Last minute trip to town. Short on time looking for a service that coordinates things, Thanks!

You don't need to waste your money on a tour. Just scout out between Cal 22 and 24, Car 16 A and Caracas, you'll find more than enough. Also, multiple hotels in the area within walking distance.

[The Tall Man]

Hey all,

Been a while Are there any local Bogota adult minded tour guides that you can recommend? Last minute trip to town. Short on time looking for a service that coordinates things, Thanks!

Contact Woodman, highly recommended, I have known him a few years and he is active on these boards, he has your back. Just a quick search for others who have used his services in Bogota and you will be in good hands.

Enjoy!

The Tall Man.

[MarquisdeSade1]

Hey all,

Been a while Are there any local Bogota adult minded tour guides that you can recommend? Last minute trip to town. Short on time looking for a service that coordinates things, Thanks!

There's Woodman09 in this group.

[Surferr3]

Hey all,

Been a while Are there any local Bogota adult minded tour guides that you can recommend? Last minute trip to town. Short on time looking for a service that coordinates things, Thanks!

[LatinaLover#1]

Student types that want money for tuition. So pros I guess. I just make sure to tell them to dress normal. And like I said it was all middle of the day and even morning after breakfast once.

About Santa Fe. I did walk around there on a late Saturday afternoon after there had been some protests. I came down from the Monserrate cable car, walking along this park that has a cascading waterway until I got to the center. All along the way there were lots of people out, families and so on. So the danger factor was pretty low. There were a number of rough characters hanging around but the police presence was high and plenty of people around. Mainly just guard against pickpocketing I guess. There are a number of pedestrian only streets so I just stuck to those. Wandering down isolated alleys is probably ill advised. Once I had seen Plaza Bolivar and people watched a bit I started heading back north. Once the crowds thinned out and the streets were looking pretty rough I just called an Uber. All the TransMilenio stations had been thrashed to some degree and there was no service. All the way up Avenida Caracas every station was smashed up to some degree.

Many, many robberies take place on the street, in buses and in and on the transmilenio platform. Colombians have been conditioned to 'not get involved' so never count on being safe because people are around. Stay safe.

[Mahku]

Were these Tinder girls pros or non-pros?

Student types that want money for tuition. So pros I guess. I just make sure to tell them to dress normal. And like I said it was all middle of the day and even morning after breakfast once.

About Santa Fe. I did walk around there on a late Saturday afternoon after there had been some protests. I came down from the Monserrate cable car, walking along this park that has a cascading waterway until I got to the center. All along the way there were lots of people out, families and so on. So the danger factor was pretty low. There were a number of rough characters hanging around but the police presence was high and plenty of people around. Mainly just guard against pickpocketing I guess. There are a number of pedestrian only streets so I just stuck to those. Wandering down isolated alleys is probably ill advised. Once I had seen Plaza Bolivar and people watched a bit I started heading back north. Once the crowds thinned out and the streets were looking pretty rough I just called an Uber. All the TransMilenio stations had been thrashed to some degree and there was no service. All the way up Avenida Caracas every station was smashed up to some degree.

[Silver Turtle]

Santa Fe and El Centro are dirty area with dirty, or non-clean, people. Only few people wear masks, and they don't like distancing. People are too close to you, they talk loud, and they are not clean. Some locals told me that it is Latin culture that they are uncomfortable with distancing / space or silence. Also girls don't take shower or clean after the sex.

Just completed 2 days in Bogota. Last minute trip with my GF from Medellin, no mongering whatsoever. Despite avoiding strip clubs and Santa Fe, I will echo what others have written in saying that Bogot seems to be very much on edge, even compared to Medellin. First of all, graffiti everywhere, and it seems like protestors and police are ready for nightly wars. We walked from Montserrate to Museo del Oro to Museo Nacional de Colombia. It's a walk I made about three years ago, and compared to then now it seems apocalyptic (all the graffiti, boarded up windows, shuttered storefronts). Everywhere we looked were people seemingly on the edge of poverty or beyond it. It was not a very pleasant journey, a lot like Medellin Centro.

We were staying in Chapinero, Zona G basically. There it felt safe, but there were much fewer people out on the streets compared to Lleras / Laureles, perhaps due to the protests or Covid, not sure. All in all, negative vibes from the city. Again I stayed out of the most sketchy monger areas, I can't imagine going there right now but hey you do you I guess.

Bogot does have some bomb restaurants though, Criterion, Cacio & Pepe, Harry Sasson were all great.

[HelloIm]

I've had some Tinder girls in the hotel room. No drugging yet, haha. The hotel hasn't given me any problem yet about guests or charged any fee, even though I stupidly forgot to book the room for two. But I've only had girls over midday for a few hours. And they've all been dressed like normal girls, not slutty.

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Were these Tinder girls pros or non-pros?

[Mr Enternational]

Just completed 2 days in Bogota. Despite avoiding strip clubs and Santa Fe, I will echo what others have written in saying that Bogot seems to be very much on edge All in all, negative vibes from the city. Again I stayed out of the most sketchy monger areas, I can't imagine going there right now but hey you do you I guess.

I don't consider the monger area Santa Fe as sketchy. You are not seeing assaults and robberies going on there everyday. If people were really there to rob, then who would they be robbing? Other people that have gone there to rob? It is not like the place is full of rich foreigners. There are tons of people and police gathered there in the streets. I can't understand how it scares the shit out of people. What really is the difference between Parque Lleras and Santa Fe? I am not saying to not be cautious and keep your head on a swivel, but there is no need to be paranoid.

[The Tall Man]

Just completed 2 days in Bogota. Last minute trip with my GF from Medellin, no mongering whatsoever. Despite avoiding strip clubs and Santa Fe, I will echo what others have written in saying that Bogot seems to be very much on edge, even compared to Medellin. First of all, graffiti everywhere, and it seems like protestors and police are ready for nightly wars. We walked from Montserrate to Museo del Oro to Museo Nacional de Colombia. It's a walk I made about three years ago, and compared to then now it seems apocalyptic (all the graffiti, boarded up windows, shuttered storefronts). Everywhere we looked were people seemingly on the edge of poverty or beyond it. It was not a very pleasant journey, a lot like Medellin Centro.

We were staying in Chapinero, Zona G basically. There it felt safe, but there were much fewer people out on the streets compared to Lleras / Laureles, perhaps due to the protests or Covid, not sure. All in all, negative vibes from the city. Again I stayed out of the most sketchy monger areas, I can't imagine going there right now but hey you do you I guess.

Bogot does have some bomb restaurants though, Criterion, Cacio & Pepe, Harry Sasson were all great.

I was last in Bogota in October 2020 (drove in my car from Medellin as I usually do) and mind you this was before the recent protests and vandalism BUT I was dumbfounded by the graffiti on every building, literally on every building covered completely.

One afternoon I drove around the city for an hour and saw, no shit, 10,000 plus buildings covered in graffiti. The ONLY buildings that were not covered in graffiti were those that had 24 hour round the clock private security. Not only large commercial office buildings but even private residential apartments and homes.

I too walked from Montserrate to the gold museum and all around the city and saw both graffiti and boarded up buildings so could just imagine the devastation now because of the riots.

The Tall Man.