Bogota Reports

[Joe100]

How stupid would I be heading down to Sante Fe on my own?

Understanding it is not a truly safe place, is it so much of a war zone that an individual who is aware of his surroundings, doesn't get hammered in the clubs, etc, still should not take a taxi to a club? Or just not club hop?

Just curious to see the show.

Leave the phone at home. Take your peso out of your wallet. Leave wallet and cards at home and just have whatever cash you need with you. Have a few drinks but not so much as you've lost control. Make sure all drinks are opened in front of you. Keep your radar up. And other than that, enjoy.

[Woodman09]

LOL. Yes. Streetie Sweeties! $35.000 -$50.000. I fall in Love every month at least.

Went to Santa Fe.

Now! I know we should all expect a certain risk in this hobby and I don't recommend anyone going out of their comfort zone.

But my friends. I believe I came up with the schematics to help everyone out.

1st Santa Fe during the day. I personally felt safe walking around. Keep in mind. It's only really 5 blocks that have any action. And most of it is in 3 blocks. So come on. Grow some balls. And there plenty of cops.

1st step. Go get laid in Santa Fe. Forget all other spots. Forget massage parlors. Forget everything. During the day the outdoor action is great.

2nd step. (And here is the Gold) some of the girls that work at paisas and all the other houses at night. They work outside during the day. WTF why pay 70,000 pesos at paisas or anywhere else? When you can walk across the street and get laid for 35,000. Soooo my friends. I'm a smoker and some of these casas you cannot smoke. So I stay in a casa watch all the shows talk a bit to the girls. But not enough for them to get comfortable unless I really like them. Get all worked up. Go for a cigarette walk across the street or around the block. Go fuck a hottie for 35,000 and then I go back into the casa to have another drink. Now you get it? LOL. Not to mention places like piscina that I got quoted as high as 400 USD for barfine and TLN. Anyway. It's been 3 nights 2 days so far. And it's been 8 girls. Details to come. Right now. Back to mongering time is wasting.

[Jicks]

I visited last week, Santa Fe is safe during day. Stay between calle 22 & 24; west of Carrera 14.

How stupid would I be heading down to Sante Fe on my own?

Understanding it is not a truly safe place, is it so much of a war zone that an individual who is aware of his surroundings, doesn't get hammered in the clubs, etc, still should not take a taxi to a club? Or just not club hop?

Just curious to see the show.

[Routard]

After that we w my to the neighborhood where mansion is at. I believe Avenida 1 de maio. (Not sure). Anyway.

Mansion 2nd stop. I had good expectations. It's fucking tiny. They should rename it closet. I walked out as fast as I walked in.

Thanks for your report. I Have no idea however where you entered, but it's not the Mansion. The Mansion is a swing club in Chapinero that cannot be described as tiny.

[Routard]

Hey gents.

First time to Bogota next week. Thank you Routard for your guide. Much appreciated.

Does anyone have an update on the Monasterio events? Still going on as mentioned in the guide? Reverse Gang bang event anytime soon?

Thanks.

Taco.

Yes, but you missed the reverse gang bang, it was last Thursday. And it was amazing! Next is in June.

[Intltvlr]

First. Thank you perrochino. My pleasure. But you need to wait on my very detailed report of day 2. Which just happened to be the greatest day of my LIFE and you're right. Sure has to do with Santa Fe.

Ok. So here we go.

Yesterday I was taken to zona Rosa. Regular área to meet regular girls. Very nice spots to eat. I don't have time to make girlfriends. Neither do I want to. I'm here for P4P and if something else happens so be it. But I'm not wining and dinning anyone. But since you do need to eat. I recommend this area very much.

After that we w my to the neighborhood where mansion is at. I believe Avenida 1 de maio. (Not sure). Anyway.

Pereira was my first stop. Saturday night by the way. There's about 35 girls all around the 6 range. You might find a lost hot one. But don't count on it. Atmosphere was ok. Couple of locals dancing with the girls. Definitely a place you can waste a girl's time and she won't care. Not my scene. I left.

Mansion 2nd stop. I had good expectations. It's fucking tiny. They should rename it closet. I walked out as fast as I walked in.

Las Vegas 3rd stop climbed the fucking 4 floors to walk into a small ass place. Where everyone looked like they are in detention.

I left.

Went to Santa Fe.

Now! I know we should all expect a certain risk in this hobby and I don't recommend anyone going out of their comfort zone.

But my friends. I believe I came up with the schematics to help everyone out.

1st Santa Fe during the day. I personally felt safe walking around. Keep in mind. It's only really 5 blocks that have any action. And most of it is in 3 blocks. So come on. Grow some balls. And there plenty of cops.

1st step. Go get laid in Santa Fe. Forget all other spots. Forget massage parlors. Forget everything. During the day the outdoor action is great.

2nd step. (And here is the Gold) some of the girls that work at paisas and all the other houses at night. They work outside during the day. WTF why pay 70,000 pesos at paisas or anywhere else? When you can walk across the street and get laid for 35,000. Soooo my friends. I'm a smoker and some of these casas you cannot smoke. So I stay in a casa watch all the shows talk a bit to the girls. But not enough for them to get comfortable unless I really like them. Get all worked up. Go for a cigarette walk across the street or around the block. Go fuck a hottie for 35,000 and then I go back into the casa to have another drink. Now you get it? LOL. Not to mention places like piscina that I got quoted as high as 400 USD for barfine and TLN. Anyway. It's been 3 nights 2 days so far. And it's been 8 girls. Details to come. Right now. Back to mongering time is wasting.

[Tacoma101]

Hey gents.

First time to Bogota next week. Thank you Routard for your guide. Much appreciated.

Does anyone have an update on the Monasterio events? Still going on as mentioned in the guide? Reverse Gang bang event anytime soon?

Thanks.

Taco.

[PerroChino]

Great report and love to hear you busting on your novice wing you have in tow.

I was in Santa Fe this weekend and was crowded as fuck but you can't beat the supply of some 500 or more girls to choose from between all the clubs and those on the street. I am a pick mofo so I hate looking at prepago sites where photo looks good and then get disappointed when she shows up at your door. Awkward. In Santa Fe its all there right in front of you and you get a chance to talk with the girl and get a feel for her before you decide.

Looking forward to reading your day 2 report, I suspect its going to be about your adventure in santa fe.

So a little background.

I'm 42 good looking. Great Spanish.

20 times to Brazil.

10 times to Europe.

10 times from Central America and Caribbean.

My friend is a mongger's worst nightmare. He's the asshole that gives these girls the balls to ask for exorbitant amounts. You know the type.

So it's a little after midnight and our driver from the Marriott takes us to Lidl.

He figured we are rich assholes with more money than brains.

When we arrived and the walked through the doors..

[JetDork]

How stupid would I be heading down to Sante Fe on my own?

Understanding it is not a truly safe place, is it so much of a war zone that an individual who is aware of his surroundings, doesn't get hammered in the clubs, etc, still should not take a taxi to a club? Or just not club hop?

Just curious to see the show.

[Intltvlr]

So a little background.

I'm 42 good looking. Great Spanish.

20 times to Brazil.

10 times to Europe.

10 times from Central America and Caribbean.

My friend is a mongger's worst nightmare. He's the asshole that gives these girls the balls to ask for exorbitant amounts. You know the type.

So it's a little after midnight and our driver from the Marriott takes us to Lidl.

He figured we are rich assholes with more money than brains.

When we arrived and the walked through the doors. Playboy mantion was the only thing that came to mind.

About 60 girls. 85% are 10's. The rest are 9's. And maybe there might have been 3 that I would consider 8. However my friends. At least 4 girls I would have to give them 11 or 12. That's how hot they were.

Drinks. 40,000 pesos for a corona that's their cheapest drink. Some bottles were upwards of 2 million pesos.

There's a couple of girls that provide nude shows.

None of the girls seemed to be enjoying themselves. All were looking for a target. Not a very happy atmosphere. My idiot friend ended up spending about 400 USD just on drinks and tipping the girls that would sit with him. So sad.

We end up staying until closing. We did not take any girls home. And he got wasted.

Now. I did not know that Bogota is so high up. Higher then Colorado supposedly. Altitude does take a huge effect on how much you can drink. I also didn't realize that it's not that warm here. LOL. I packed for summer. Big mistake.

Anyway. I highly recommend that everyone hit this spot to have a drink just to say you have been there. Other than that. No thank you.

The first girl that sat with us asked for 80 USD for the room and 300 USD for her.

Second girl. 28 yo amazing girl. Asked for 180 USD For her.

Third girl at the end of the night asked for 120 USD for her. She was around 35 yo typical huge fake tits and ass.

Didn't find out how much barfine is since we weren't taking them out.

More to come on day 2 when I get a chance. And you guys are going to hate me LOL.

[Intltvlr]

OK. Arrived last night. Checked into the Marriott by the airport around midnight.

Hit up Lidl. Today I hit Santa Fe. Now taking a break and probably back to SF. Not sure yet.

If anyone has any recommendations from recent trips please PM me. I got a driver so I can get around.

My friend is not a good monger. I will write detailed report as soon as I can.

Ohhh. And don't recommend places like LIDL that the first girl told me 300 for 1 hour +80 for the room.

I almost smacked her.

But a place like that where the girls are not crazy that would be cool.

I'm thinking of piscina for later tonight.

[Travv]

If the candy "bribe" doesn't work to get rid of the shoeshine dude, tout, beggar, talon or whatever, one method I learned by accident will. I had a shoeshine guy hassling me and he was so busy talking to me asking for money that he didn't see the lamppost. He ran into that sucker, fell to the ground, and I kept walking. Telephone poles and lampposts can be helpful!

I am going to see for myself in the next two weeks as I have a visit to SF area planned BUT with a colombian friend of mine who grew up dirt poor in medellin, I am sure he will handle it, jajajaja.

I will report back my experiences on the hassling.

TTM.

[Tavares]

I agree 200%. Trouble is that these club owners have very low level in tems of marketing skills. Needless to try to argue with the employees, they are just paid for it. I discussed once with an owner trying to explain that he is paying somebody for a counterproductive work, but he just couldn't get it. I always avoid as a plague any restaurant with someone with a flag in front to try to get you in as most are indeed ripp offs. Same for the clubs, I just avoid the ones with hassling employees. It's that not that is a lack of offer anyway for us that we just have to accept to be hassled.

I will be in Bogota next week flying from Europe. As far as I know, not very good hotels in or close to Santa Fe area.

Routard,

If you are available to show me around a bit it would be perfect. Spanish not a problem and Routard sounds to me french or french canadian. Thanks.

Tavares.

[Turgid]

.... but she was out the door before I had taken the condom off.....

Not necessarily hardcore, just a woman who really hates her job.

[Arcangel]

I'm in Bogota for the best part of a week now. I've tried different places and found that the quality of the experience is directly proportional to the street number. In other words, my session at calle 100 was five times as good as my session at calle 20.

The first data point was an hour with massage (100 k) at the mezannine (calle 103) where I found a very cute girl. She had the rarest of sights, some hair above her pussy, which is something I love.

The second data point was in a bar in SantaFe RLD (calle 23) where I chose a morena flaca. In the room it turns out her shapely tits are fake, but not of silicone but of fibreglass, at least that's how hard they felt. Her attitude was similar. I had asked her if she kisses and the said yes but in the room her lips wouldn't touch anything but the condom. I had asked how long and she said half an hour, but after 15 minutes there was the dreaded knock on the door. She at least gave me a minute to finish, but she was out the door before I had taken the condom off.

I don't know about "street sweeties", all the girls there look like hardened pros to me, and some on the streets look very young.

Another good experience was a very tight Venezolana at Tantra Spa carrera 20 a #72-30. This place is marked wrong on WT69 map where it is shown on cra 20 c. Here BBBJ is included in the standard rate of 50 k 30 min, 60 k 40 min, 70 k 50 min, 80 k 60 min.

If I extrapolate my data to south Bogota, the experience would have to be negative, which could mean you get robbed or hurt or both.

All in all, trust in Routard's Bogota FAQ, it is spot on in everything.