Bogota Reports

[Kooper]

I just got back from a 5 day trip to Bogota. Met up with a couple amigas that I have kept in touch with. Also ventured to a few places that I hadn't set my foot on. The old amigas were sweet as before, and were very happy to see me again, same steamy GFE. I gifted them 250 K for a couple hours and 350 K if they stayed the night.

The new places that I went to on this trip, one was the Mezzanine on corner of Carrera 15 and Calle 104. I don't remember which one that I went in. It was probably the third or fourth door on the back side of the building. After choosing the girl, they brought me to another tiny cubical at the end of the walkway. The girl I chose was a young spinner from the Colombian Caribbean coast with beautiful face and very proportional tight body. After warming her up she gave me one hour of incredible GFE for 80 K, and I rewarded her another 20 K for her enthusiasm. A little awkward to do the deed on a very narrow massage table, but seeing her riding me on it and still tried to keep balance was quite amusing.

I also went to Pussy House and Las Divas on a Friday Evening. Both places were packed. Pussy House looks more like a meat market to me on a Friday Evening, many girls around, but I didn't see any super hotties. Mostly is girls next door type at 5-7 range. I was quoted 120 K for short term at Pussy House. The guy to girl ration was not to our favor. A little better at las Divas, and was quoted 80 K for 30 min. Much smaller place with fewer girls at similar quality, and a lot less guys as well. I didn't pick any girls since both places didn't give me a good vibe for GFE..

I concur with this and what Routard stated. It was funny I thought after figuring out the protocol at a couple of the places since you're handed a drink "menu" and the beer selection was conveniently placed on the reverse side hidden at the bottom. Ha! And still ridiculously overpriced. Especially the bottles were just nuts. That's why I stuck to one drink for the girl and myself once I figured out who I was interested in and then made sure to have liquor back at my place to chill and drink for way cheaper. Still, Lido's environment definitely makes you want to hang there for a few hours and soak it all in which means more drinks for the house. That's why I think it's good if you have a wingman to split a whole bottle with and can share with the girls. The more bang for your buck and save you half the cost.

[Routard]

One thing I want to point out is, I spent 3 nights at the high end clubs in the North, 2 nights in Lido, and one night in both Lalo and Juan Pablo Zhivago. Quality of girls are higher, and you will find more educated girls, but drinks are very expensive at these clubs, and at the end, they will add tax and service fee that can bring up the charge by another 25-30%. The first night I went to Lido and was not paying too much attention on ordering drinks for the girls, got a bill at the end for 780 k just for the drinks, that's almost $300 USD, 6 cervezas and one small bottle of whisky. So be careful with the drinks when hanging out at these clubs.

Yes, I confirm. In Lido on the price list at the bottom is written that VAT is not included, so they add again some 20% to the listed prices that are allready very high. A simple Coke is 35 000.

[Viajando Musico]

I just got back from a 5 day trip to Bogota. Met up with a couple amigas that I have kept in touch with. Also ventured to a few places that I hadn't set my foot on. The old amigas were sweet as before, and were very happy to see me again, same steamy GFE. I gifted them 250 K for a couple hours and 350 K if they stayed the night.

The new places that I went to on this trip, one was the Mezzanine on corner of Carrera 15 and Calle 104. I don't remember which one that I went in. It was probably the third or fourth door on the back side of the building. After choosing the girl, they brought me to another tiny cubical at the end of the walkway. The girl I chose was a young spinner from the Colombian Caribbean coast with beautiful face and very proportional tight body. After warming her up she gave me one hour of incredible GFE for 80 K, and I rewarded her another 20 K for her enthusiasm. A little awkward to do the deed on a very narrow massage table, but seeing her riding me on it and still tried to keep balance was quite amusing.

I also went to Pussy House and Las Divas on a Friday Evening. Both places were packed. Pussy House looks more like a meat market to me on a Friday Evening, many girls around, but I didn't see any super hotties. Mostly is girls next door type at 5-7 range. I was quoted 120 K for short term at Pussy House. The guy to girl ration was not to our favor. A little better at las Divas, and was quoted 80 K for 30 min. Much smaller place with fewer girls at similar quality, and a lot less guys as well. I didn't pick any girls since both places didn't give me a good vibe for GFE.

I tried one day time massage parlor in Chapinero, Tantra Spa 67. I went there at around 2 PM and was shown 6 girls, mostly 5-6 but one young spinner stood out, a 7 at my scale. I chose the one hour option which is the most expensive at 80 K. Room was clean, but no in room shower. The girl was again very willing and I got another GFE. Tell her to keep the 20 K change as tip. There are gems to be found in these establishments. If you speak Spanish and treat the girls with respect, most likely they will return with their enthusiasm.

One thing I want to point out is, I spent 3 nights at the high end clubs in the North, 2 nights in Lido, and one night in both Lalo and Juan Pablo Zhivago. Quality of girls are higher, and you will find more educated girls, but drinks are very expensive at these clubs, and at the end, they will add tax and service fee that can bring up the charge by another 25-30%. The first night I went to Lido and was not paying too much attention on ordering drinks for the girls, got a bill at the end for 780 k just for the drinks, that's almost $300 USD, 6 cervezas and one small bottle of whisky. So be careful with the drinks when hanging out at these clubs.

On the third night, I went out with a girl I met at Lido. We danced all night at Gaira, a restaurant and club on calle 95 owned by Carlos Vives I was told. She spent the whole night with me afterward. The cost, 400 k for her, and another 250 K for about 10 Coronas. Hope the info gives you guys some perspective on the cost to play in Bogota.

[World Travel 69]

You might get an answer or find one on this thread.

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Does anyone have suggestions for a group of guys? We have a group of about 8 guys headed down to Bogota. If it was the Dominican we would rent out a Villa, but doubt things like that exist in Bogota.

Our game plan is basically pound-town with girls we bring back. I was in Bogota a few months ago & already established relations with a few girls. Now the question is: finding somewhere safe, for a group of 8 + 8 girls we'd bring back.

Wondering if we just book out an entire floor of a hotel. But there has to be a better option? Suggestions?

[CFront]

Does anyone have suggestions for a group of guys? We have a group of about 8 guys headed down to Bogota. If it was the Dominican we would rent out a Villa, but doubt things like that exist in Bogota.

Our game plan is basically pound-town with girls we bring back. I was in Bogota a few months ago & already established relations with a few girls. Now the question is: finding somewhere safe, for a group of 8 + 8 girls we'd bring back.

Wondering if we just book out an entire floor of a hotel. But there has to be a better option? Suggestions?

[Kooper]

Similar to my experience except for the cold part for me since I like it that way, although some of the girls were definitely cold and had to cuddle up close to me for warmth.

My stay was exactly like yours as there was security and I had no issues and there was definitely no specific privacy vs what I would expect at a hotel. My biggest pain was not having the daily room service for clean or extra towels and such since you can go through them quickly with multiple visits in a day and night and I know some offer breakfast and such too like you said. Also, if some issue arose with an appliance or plumbing I could hopefully just quickly move to another room which I suspect on airbnb it could be a bit of a hassle even with a good host.

That's why I was thinking definitely next time a hotel as well. But if you do decide to do airbnb I specifically asked my host before booking if guest were allowed at all times of day and night.

On my first trip to Bogota, I spent 3 days at an airbnb condo close to Parque 93, and gladly moved to a hotel nearby on the 4th day. The airbnb unit was OK. Host was nice and no problem to bring back girls. But it was cold as hell as most of the apartments in Bogota aren't equipped with heaters. And if you think airbnb will give you more privacy when conducting your activities, you are absolutely wrong. Each building has it's reception and security that watch everyone in and out, so you don't really gain advantage over a hotel. Most of the hotels in Bogota are girl friendly. You might need to register them, but the hotel don't raise an eyebrow about this, just make sure you book for 2 persons to avoid additional charges. Good hotels in Bogota are not expensive at all, and some condo type hotels provide similar environment as airbnb units but with more service and amenities, and breakfast too. So now I only stay in a hotel, and don't even look at airbnb anymore in Bogota. Just my 60 pesos.

[Viajando Musico]

Hey,

Great reports Kooper! Very useful as I'll be visiting for the first time as well. Which airbnb did you stay at?

On my first trip to Bogota, I spent 3 days at an airbnb condo close to Parque 93, and gladly moved to a hotel nearby on the 4th day. The airbnb unit was OK. Host was nice and no problem to bring back girls. But it was cold as hell as most of the apartments in Bogota aren't equipped with heaters. And if you think airbnb will give you more privacy when conducting your activities, you are absolutely wrong. Each building has it's reception and security that watch everyone in and out, so you don't really gain advantage over a hotel. Most of the hotels in Bogota are girl friendly. You might need to register them, but the hotel don't raise an eyebrow about this, just make sure you book for 2 persons to avoid additional charges. Good hotels in Bogota are not expensive at all, and some condo type hotels provide similar environment as airbnb units but with more service and amenities, and breakfast too. So now I only stay in a hotel, and don't even look at airbnb anymore in Bogota. Just my 60 pesos.

[Revolt625]

Location. It was a 20 minute ride right around Parque Virrey as I stayed in a place I found Airbnb walking distance to the clubs. I checked with my contact if guests were allowed and was told they were. There was security guy at front 24 hours a day and had no problems with girls the entire time coming to my room.

Hey,

Great reports Kooper! Very useful as I'll be visiting for the first time as well. Which airbnb did you stay at?

[TravelPlanet17]

Spent a week in Bogota in an airbnb near Parque 93.

I'm mostly fluent in Spanish which was a must because none of the girls I talked to spoke English.

Couple things to report:

1. Don't expect to go out to the bars and pick up girls. I'm from the USA where I thought it's normal to go to bars and clubs and pick up girls. That's not the case here, I didn't find single girls at bars. And the bars aren't setup for pickup game unless you want to sit down at someone's table to run game. Clubs are loud and packed with people but that's not really my scene. My strategy was find a set of girls on a park bench in Parque 93 or Zona Rosa. Point to a bar nearby and tell them you don't want to go to a bar to drink by yourself and you will buy them some drinks if they join you. Most of the time they will agree. Now you have some girls to chat with at the bar, buy them a round of drinks. Go from there if you like them. If not, you can always pay the bill and go to a different area and try the same thing. This strategy worked for meeting a chica that came with me the following weekend up to the coast to chill at the beach. She didn't ask for money but did want some cheap gifts like souvenir necklaces and a purse. Naturally I paid for everything on the trip.

2. There is a casa next to Thearion cafe Cra. 18 #93-2 a 93-98, Bogotá. It's on the map. It's a nice little bar. Seems sketchy from outside though I was scared to go in at first. Inside is really nice and classy. There are 10-20 girls. In house or take out fee to the bar is 180 k plus your overpriced drinks for you and the girls. Ran me about 250 k. In house is like a private living room area with couches not a bedroom. Did that once wasn't too comfortable. Next time brought the girl back to my airbnb. In house girl was 250 k. Taking girl home was 400 k. When you get there and order a drink then all the girls will introduce themselves. Pick one and buy her a drink. All the girls I talked to wanted to drink whiskey which was a 30 k drink. Didn't feel rushed or hassled. 100% would go again if I'm back in Bogota.

3. Black Uber everywhere its cheap, but they aren't the best at directions.

4. Get a sim card at any store. Load it with credit easily using Recarga app. Everyone uses WhatsApp.

Enjoy.

[Chicago85]

Bogota, Colombia – Chapinero / Central Area (Feb 12, Sun to Feb 14, Tue).

Report on my couple days in Chapinero Bogota. I would note that I was there for work so only really had Sunday (nothing was open) and Monday afternoon plus night to check it out. I chose Chapinero as a starting point due to its central location and being relatively economical and safe. During the day at least.

Transportation.

Cost is 25 k to 30k from airport to most places in the city. Taxis do not have meters so everything must be negotiated. As in Barranquilla Uber also works pretty well, just be sure to sit in the front seat otherwise your driver will get accosted by taxi drivers and it could turn ugly!

Hotels.

I would look at getting an apartasuite in Chapinero (cheap day action) or El Norte (more expensive, but safer). In Chapinero Alto (strata 5 and strata 6 is highest) I was able to get a place for 150 k / nt that had a small kitchen and nice working area. It also included free breakfast. I'm just not mentioning here because it wasn't girl friendly. Also note that you do not have to pay the 19% VAT in Colombia for hotels as of this year as a foreigner. Just be sure to bring the print out and mention it to them at checkout. I saved 60 k over two nights.

Massage Parlors.

I spent a long time walking around Sunday in Chapinero and nothing was open aside from a bunch of horrible spots with girls I wouldn't touch with any of ya'lls dicks let alone mine. I'm just going to mention the places I think are worthwhile that I went to on Monday.

Chicas Mileno (Calle 71 #14 A-24): I went there at 3 pm on Monday. They had 12 girls that I would rate 5 to 8. 5, cost was 40 k for 30 minutes for room and 60 k for 60 minutes in room. The facilities are nicer than any of the other areas. In the room you negotiate for extras. At least I did as I chose the hottest girl. She was also a college girl (seriously) working for 1-2 months to make money. Beers were 4 k.

Chicas 2000 (directly across street, Calle 71 #14-23): Went around 4 pm on Monday. They had 5 girls of lower quality. Cost was around half of Chicas Melino.

Tantra Spa (Calle 67 # 15-10) .5+ girls. Prices: 25 k 20 min, 35 k 30 min, 70 k hour.

Strip Clubs.

Pussy's House (Calle 61 #13-64): Went 10:00 pm on Monday and it was dead ( 8 girls), but they were attractive and I could see the potential on the weekend. I talked with the staff and they said they have 30-40 girls Thu to Sat. Prices: Cover 5 k on weekend, negotiated, but starts at 80 k 30 min. 10 k Room, 120 k exit fee. Closed Sunday (live everywhere else ha ha).

Las Divas (Calle 61 # 13-79, across street from Pussy's House). Again. Dead when I went on Monday, but staff told me 15-20 Chicas on weekends. Prices: Negotiated, but start at 60 k 30 min.

Note that there are plenty of higher end awesome spots in the north and sketchy ones in the south, I just didn't visit them on this trip.

Non-Pros.

I found the quality in Chapinero to be quite poor, but I've heard the girls are much better looking in the wealthier areas to the north. The few girls I talked to also seemed to be colder and stand offish.

Restaurants.

The better restaurants are to the North around Parque 93 and not in Chapinero. The only place I can recommend in Chapinero Alto is 'Mistral' which was an awesome farm to table sandwich and salad place.

[Kooper]

Without a doubt. Can't thank all you guys enough. Made it easier by far. Until next time.

Great trip report Kooper. It's very detailed, and anyone can feel how it is to discover Bogota for a firstimer. Good to know for those who have never been before in Colombia that a complete newbie can have great time and get around very easily and safely simply with the information provided on the board.

[Kishan3663]

Hello,

I am going to bogota from april 11-18 and staying in Parque 93 in airbnb attik. Please shed some info. On places to visit during the night for high quality chicas.

Thank you.

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[Routard]

Great trip report Kooper. It's very detailed, and anyone can feel how it is to discover Bogota for a firstimer. Good to know for those who have never been before in Colombia that a complete newbie can have great time and get around very easily and safely simply with the information provided on the board.

[JjBee62]

My second night to head out got started around 11 pm as I figured it was time to check out some of the other North clubs on the list and see what they're all about. Plus, it was a nice walk through Parque Virrey to see how things were on that end at night. I made way to Carerra 15 and began heading South. I got to the cross section of where Piscina Norte was and I'm spotted by my Helper friend from the previous night. I told him I was on my way to check out Piscina North and he said do VIP next door first as my fee to leave be a bit cheaper. I'm game.

I head in to VIP which is literally right next door. Small little narrow place with a bar. I have a seat at the bar and have a beer after they hand me the menu and I selected I believe. There were about 15-20 girls in here and a few were pretty darn hot. I wasn't expecting that many girls and at least five or more I would have taken out. They were playing music and some girls dancing on the mini dance floor. It was a cool little place. Of course, it was just me at this time but then a group of two guys walked in and stayed for about 15 minutes before leaving. I almost was going to sit with a girl or two but wanted to check out the other places so finished my beer and left with the intention of coming back.

My Helper / guide man was waiting for me in the bar. They don't bother you in the bar, they let you do your thing and will wait to see if you're going to get a girl or not. We went next door to Piscina Norte and this was a nice looking place inside. It was me and three other friends sitting together. I said down on the couch and all 15 of the girls came up and waiting for me to pick one. I wasn't biting and decided to grab a beer and watch one or two. Which, that was all that was worth watching. One, two at the most. It was much worse than VIP in there. One of the girls said it would pick up later after 2 am so maybe some better looking girls would filter in, I don't know. After contemplating grabbing the one solid 8 I finished my drink and was going to head back next door or closer to my place. My helper man then said to go to Whiskeria.

La Whiskeria was a short 5 minute walk around the corner. You walk in, go up some stairs real quick and it's a little bar with some small seating with a couch or two. I take a seat on the couch for a beer and out comes all 5 of the girls. And bam, there were at least two exactly what I was looking for. The waiter says who you want and I said one of those two so he calls them both over to have a seat. We talk, mingle, and have one drink and I negotiate all night for both to cap off my final night doing the club thing for a nice little threesome. Both great and mostly GFE because they were business too because they left exactly at agreed time and I was figuring there would be no hurry in the morning. But, the dirty deed time I couldn't be happier.

So, overall the strip club scene provided lots of options to browse through easily. I'm sure as the night went one more girls would show since it was only about 1:30 am when I got back to my place. My overall thoughts of strip clubs as it relates to the North and in general here.

Pros:

1) I enjoyed the ability to walk comfortably from place to place, it was convenient. I just wish Lido was closer because that was by far the best of the bunch in my opinion for what it provided.

2) It's a nice area around there and weekend definitely was busier.

3) Adding up all the clubs in the area it shouldn't be hard to find your type for paying a take out and negotiating short or all night.

4) Lidos I would think because it's large could easily be used strictly to get numbers and meet after club closes or another day. Its pretty easy based on the set up and people I would gather. Also, Lidos setup would be great if I had a wingman because you can grab a bottle and split the cost and just check out the girls and pick one or two sit down and see what's up.

5) It's easy. Walk-in. Have one drink. Call a girl over. Negotiate short or long time. Pay take out house fee. Walk to your place. Enjoy.

6) You can probably do lots of number gathering like others have said overall if have a longer stay for when they get off. I might be better doing short time one girl then another girl meet up after she gets off from another club. Will see next time.

7) The Helper guys seem to be good for first timer to find out where is what if that helps you. I tipped him some pesos for his help and he even walked me and the girls half way back to my place.

Cons:

1) The obvious, the cost for drinks is ridiculous and rivals typical strip club cost I incur back home.

2) Cost for the girls of what the asked could be quite high to start, but I noticed all were willing to negotiate down. As always, getting a rhythm down will be easier the second time around I get back here.

3) I really hate that girls are not dancing at some of the places. Also, some don't understand you need to at least fake walk around like you need to get something so I can check you out again besides the intro walk and show. I may have called a girl or two over if I new the rest was as pretty as their face. That's what made Lidos so great. The lighting was good in there, almost too bright as I wished it got a little darker at dance floor area. But with the set up and large place girls were basically standing or walking around so it was easy to check out the talent.

4) The usual you don't know what you get until after you get back to your place. Still, every girl was willing to please overall and I couldn't complain.

5) Some of girls are strictly hard core it was obvious and straight business. It may take a little time weeding through to find the sweet and cool chick that you click with. But then again, sometimes that is just the case anywhere I've been. But I do wonder if somewhere like MDE the girls overall would have less of that feeling in the overall numbers.

I had a nice time, but missed having someone else to hang with to enjoy the scenery and banter with. It makes it better and you can figure out what girls will probably be a good time when they're hanging together with you and a friend. Still, next time I know some of the ropes now and how to approach it all and where to go. I definitely want to head further south to Pussy House next time and La to check out what those are like.

Thanks to all who assisted with the maps, reports, and breakdown of the locations (Routard and World especially). Hope this helps someone out there.

Great trip reports Kooper. Sounds like you figured out how to enjoy Bogota.

[Kooper]

I was going by your assumption that with the prior week off it will hopefully be busier / better since no one worked for the few days and will be ready to get back into the action. I'll be in CR doing the same thing so I certainly hope it's not a problem. As for Bogota, I'm not a vet, but based on what I saw even on a week after a holiday there are so many freakin options and people in the city (because it's populated) there will be no problem finding wonderful looking women to spend time with. Especially since even the "ugliest" of girls in Bog I came across I would still gladly spend time with for an hour or more. The women from what I saw in Bog, are just in general Beautiful in one way or another and lived up to the hype of what Colombia has to offer.

With Semana Santa being right around the corner, do any of you vets see the weekend of April 22 being a problem with a low volume of chicas? Or would that possibly make it busier than normal being that they will take the prior week off?