Bogota Reports

[NeilGeorge]

Try Nebido or Uromax, they are a testosterone supplement. Available in Bogota, they will inject at pharmacy. $75 / $55.

What do these meds do? Are they temporary for an hour or a few days?

I can use Viagra, but it clogs up my nose and I need to breath if I am having sex. Even with Viagra I am only good about every other day.

[Bohika]

Anyone ever have any experience with this place before? Are the girls worth it? I tried searching the forum for info on it, but I couldn't find anything. Thanks!

Search better, because I typed myself "La Celestina" and found 28 matches. RTFF better.

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[Blue Touch]

It seems that the SF girls do not take shower before or after the sex (probably because of the cold weather). I was wondering if I should ask them to take shower before sex. I like the section in Santa Fe though.

Woodman, gawd I am starting to really miss the street and club girls at SF!

The past 3 nights was spent in centro Medellin checking for new street girls and club chicas, I never thought I would say this but the selection is the same old same old, nothing new and with the one exception of a cute 18 yo that I took back to my apartment for the night I am really missing the quantity and quality that the SF area has to offer.

Feeling underwhelmed in Medellin.

The Tall Man.

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[The Cane]

Woodman, gawd I am starting to really miss the street and club girls at SF!

The past 3 nights was spent in centro Medellin checking for new street girls and club chicas, I never thought I would say this but the selection is the same old same old, nothing new and with the one exception of a cute 18 yo that I took back to my apartment for the night I am really missing the quantity and quality that the SF area has to offer.

Feeling underwhelmed in Medellin.

The Tall Man.

I've tried to tell hard-headed people before. Although I think that Medellin is the nice city, the mongering scene in Bogota is better. Bigger, broader, and better. Check it out!

[The Tall Man]

Woodman, gawd I am starting to really miss the street and club girls at SF!

The past 3 nights was spent in centro Medellin checking for new street girls and club chicas, I never thought I would say this but the selection is the same old same old, nothing new and with the one exception of a cute 18 yo that I took back to my apartment for the night I am really missing the quantity and quality that the SF area has to offer.

Feeling underwhelmed in Medellin.

The Tall Man.

[Woodman09]

Thanks to everyone who posted for me on this website, for the advice. Am looking at about another year, due to some physical problems. In my 60's and hormone level down. May only be able to nut a couple of times a week. You young studs have a lot of fun and enjoy while you can!

Try Nebido or Uromax, they are a testosterone supplement. Available in Bogota, they will inject at pharmacy. $75 / $55.

[PirateMorgan]

Oh no. This statement is wrong. Never met a girl there who wouldn't give a phone number for a date.

"The girls in Mezzanine are not available for take out and vast majority will not accept to see you after working hours. ".

[NeilGeorge]

Thanks to everyone who posted for me on this website, for the advice. Am looking at about another year, due to some physical problems. In my 60's and hormone level down. May only be able to nut a couple of times a week. You young studs have a lot of fun and enjoy while you can!

[Sangnyc21]

If you don't like the atmosphere of Santa Fe which is understandable, a good alternative to the northern clubs is la 49. Safety, service and line-up is as good if not better as in the northern clubs, waiters are not pushy, don not try to ripp off with the drinks. Even if it's also pricy, at least it's a fixed price scheme to go to the room, no risk to pay the gringo rate. I discussed once with the manager which is a green flag that the guy is close to his business and cares about customer satisfaction.

Definitely agree. The couple times I went to Bogota la 49 a place I have yet to be disappointed. Last time I went to Lidos a girl asked me for 900 k for one hour.

But that doesn't beat a girl in Medellin on my last trip asking for 550 usd.

These girls must be turning into comedians.

[Routard]

If you don't like the shady atmosphere of Santa Fe which is understandable, a good alternative to the northern clubs is la 49. Safety, facilities, service and line-up is as good if not better as in the northern clubs, waiters are not pushy, do not try to ripp off with the drinks. Even if it's also pricy, at least it's a fixed price scheme to go to the room and as a gringo you will be better off here than in the northern clubs where they will try to double the prices with tourists. I discussed once with the manager of La 49, which is a green flag that the guy is close to his business, hs a long term view (it's probably one of the oldests club of Bogota), interracts with the customers and cares about customer satisfaction.

[ShinyCrazy]

This makes perfect sense to me. Lalo appears to be on its last leg. The major difference in my mind (and with a mere one week of experience) between the northern clubs and Santa Fe is safety. The girls are pretty much just as hot in both places, although I did get a general vibe that the northern girls are, on average, a notch higher on the social scale and a notch or two more intelligent. Case in point, my girl from La Piscine del Norte was very intelligent in conversation and obviously educated. I doubt she would risk her own safety going to Santa Fe when she can lounge in a classier joint uptown with classier customers. The price premium isn't huge if you are planning an hour rather than a quickie, but the pushy waitstaff and tax "scam" is going to scare off customers like me. If Santa Fe were "safe", I would skip the northern clubs altogether, and tolerate the less refined but equally attractive girls of Santa Fe. If I owned a Santa Fe club like Troya, I would just start a limo / taxi service direct from your hotel to my club with door to door bodyguard service, eliminating the safety factor.

Thanks for the update on these clubs. Regarding what happened to your bill, they all do the same. I complained in Lido and they showed me that in very small at the bottom is written that you have to add 19% VAT. These clubs just don't get it with their army of pushy waiters. Prices of the girls became unsane in the last years while in the rest of the city talent was growing with the Venezuelan influx. As a result, a club as Lalo that used to have the greatest line-up of the city is now desperately empty. If they don't react, they will close or become a ripp off joint for the ocasional visitor. Trouble is that even the ocasional visitor knows where to get better options thanks to internet. So i gess most of these places will die in the next coming years.

[ShinyCrazy]

I assume so. The best approach to take would be walk to each of the mirrored doors, stick your head in and look at the girls, keep repeating until you have found the girl you like. Do a short session with her in the cramped room as a trial run. If you are happy, then get her number and WhatsApp her later for a visit to your hotel. I think pretty much any working girl in Bogota would be happy to come to your room. It's safer and cleaner than any venue and she will get to keep all of the money rather than share it with the venue.

With regards to the tax "scam", the beer was 37. He charged me 49. That would be a 33% tax. Sounds like BS to me. Probably thought I couldn't do math. I would have made a bigger scene and demanded the overage returned, but I know myself well enough to know that it would get my adrenaline pumping and I'the be pisses off for the rest of the night. Better to lose $3 and call it a "fucking ripoff" to his face and calmly leave. At least the girls know why they didn't have any work that evening.

., do all the Clubs add 19% VAT to the bill? I am assuming this is a legitimate Tax which has to be paid by everyone. Tourists and Locals?

Is it safe to pay by Credit Card? Do they bring t Card machine to your table in these Clubs?
Even with a 3% Card surcharge, it would be cheaper to pay by Card than risk the Waiter pocketing 10 K, 20 K or more.

Shiny, Thanks for taking the time to write these reports. I read in another post, it is a good idea to carry smaller denomination bills.
It seems some Taxi Drivers also Tip themselves by not returning all the change.

In El Padrino, are there no Managers or Supervisors around if you want to complain? I will answer my own question. The A-Holes share the LOOT at the end of the day.

Shiny, is takeout available in the Mezzanine? I have asked before but nobody seems to know.
I hope takeout is available because a 28" x 60" cabin is not for me. I need a Queen size bed! LOL.

[Routard]

Any place has to charge VAT of 19%, but in a commun restaurant or bar the listed prices allready include VAT. In these place you can't speak to the manager, which is another red flag. I would not advice usying credit card, there have been reported scams in Lalo International when the name still was Porky.

The girls in Mezzanine are not available for take out and vast majority will not accept to see you after working hours.

[ShinyCrazy]

This is taken from the Bogota FAQ October 2018:

*Abadubai Spa.

Carrera 12 a #77 a-25. Open daily from 9 am till 9 pm. A new place, great facilities, the massage tables are beds on table level. Best line-up of all massage parlors, 9 girls, all very beautiful. Pricing starts at 60 000 for simple massage till 200 000 for one hour massage and sex. Expect GFE, an excellent recommendation.

Where is Abadubai Spa. I've enjoyed your reports on it.

[BKKguru]

I complained in Lido and they showed me that in very small at the bottom is written that you have to add 19% VAT. These clubs just don't get it with their army of pushy waiters. Prices of the girls became insane in the last years while in the rest of the city talent was growing with the Venezuelan influx.

Routard, do all the Clubs add 19% VAT to the bill? I am assuming this is a legitimate Tax which has to be paid by everyone. Tourists and Locals?

Is it safe to pay by Credit Card? Do they bring the Card machine to your table in these Clubs?
Even with a 3% Card surcharge, it would be cheaper to pay by Card than risk the Waiter pocketing 10 K, 20 K or more.

I ordered a beer, which was on the menu for 37 k. The waiter didn't bring back my change. I waited about 10 minutes for the benefit of the doubt, even though I was the only customer. When I did ask for the change, he brought back 1 k. When I gave him the stink eye, he told me it was the taxes. I said "rip-off", stood up and left my beer on the counter. WTF. Their only customer, and they try to scam me. If the tax is going to be ridiculous, then put the total cost on the menu. Bastards.

Shiny, Thanks for taking the time to write these reports. I read in another post, it is a good idea to carry smaller denomination bills.
It seems some Taxi Drivers also Tip themselves by not returning all the change.

In El Padrino, are there no Managers or Supervisors around if you want to complain? I will answer my own question. The A-Holes share the LOOT at the end of the day.

l also went to the Mezzanine. Ended up at the one at the very end. Found a girl that suited my fancy. I would say the girls were mostly 6-7/10. My girl was about an 8/10, super enthusiastic and very GFE, so I was very happy with my choice and got her number for later. The rooms are insanely tiny. Literally about 28" wide and 6 feet long. Trying to not fall off of the 18" wide "bed" required acrobatic maneuvering. If you are at all claustrophobic, you wouldn't be able to go here. Seriously! Smallest "rooms" I've ever seen. Was quoted price of 80 K. Told her I wanted lots of DFK and DATY and she told me an extra 30 K. Total of 110 k ($35) for an hour of top notch service.

Summary so far:
Best service: Mezzanine.

I was considering Chicas 2000 tomorrow during the day (or a repeat of Mezzanine), then maybe La Piscina Del Norte in the evening.
Also considering La Celestina for one evening. Several of the girls are listed as either basic English or fluent bilingual. I would love to find an enthusiastic GFE with BBBJ, DATY, and DFK who can speak English fluently. The holy grail.
I read the local prepago forum about La Celestina girls and based on that I am looking at Aura Serna, Fernanda, Sara Orrego, Camila Botero, or Cristina.

Shiny, is takeout available in the Mezzanine? I have asked before but nobody seems to know.
I hope takeout is available because a 28" x 60" cabin is not for me. I need a Queen size bed! LOL.