Medellin Reports

[JustTK]

Ouch! Are foreigners with minors really a huge problem or a statistical anomaly because of bad news bias? Is there any validity to this sign or establishment just trying to appease the police?

I don't see how anyone could provide you with anything but an anecdotal answer plucked out of their AR $e. I could say yes or no with equal validity. But I think it is clear that the issue is being used for political gain.

[Vitrea]

Friends, 3 Questions.

1. My flight lands around midnight. I do not mind paying more, but should I stick with Uber, or is there a better service (Like a Limousine service in the US where there is a guy holding your name)?

2. Will the currency exchange and SIM card vendors at the airport be open at that hour?

2. As long as I make a booking for two at hotels, will it be ok to bring a guest?

J.

First of all, the only reason to use currency exchange is if you're trying to hide the transaction from somebody back home. Or in the unlikely possibility that one does not have an ATM card. Short of that, it is silly to do currency exchange. ATM always gives you the best rates. But, If you have to, do it in the city and not at the airport. currency exchange rate at the airport is terrible. If you need money for the taxi, BanColombia has ATM machines right at the airport and they're safe to use. Alternatively, just pay the taxi with dollars. Just pay the taxi $30. Consider it few bucks tip to the hard-working man who's driving you at midnight.

[Vitrea]

This is the typical pathos of the most desirable prostitutes in the world, such as the spinner dancer you just wrote about.

I believe with universal beauty it is common that the quality of the service is generally inversely proportional to the universal beauty of the prostitute (and yes fat ugly manly ones can give bad service also but that is a different topic).

There are outliers but unfortunately the mean is the mean.

https://medium.com/illumination/the-...e-81d9c1863633

Very low BMI small breasts, no tattoos, no implants or injections, no children.

Small narrow pretty face, a small nose with small nostrils.

Smooth skin with zero make up or visible pores.

And no gym rats that can pass for men.

In summation, very petite, very pretty 18-20 years old small breasts, no children, no ink, no surgeries, no excess fat, no excess muscle, no make up.

And if she is a mute that is a cherry on top.

Thank you for the link and summary. Very interesting. No wonder men go nuts over the girls in medellin. Their malls, their streets and neighborhoods are full of girls that meet these criteria. I am sure that the regulars on this forum have been with many that fit this description. It is a beautiful world.

[Vitrea]

Even the 5 mil short-time hotel / local bar splurged on their own 'bad gringo not welcome' banner after the recent centro police action.

Ouch! I have only been to Centro like 10 years ago to tour Botero park so this is an honest question. Are foreigners with minors really a huge problem or a statistical anomaly because of bad news bias? Is there any validity to this sign or establishment just trying to appease the police?

[AdamWl]

Even the 5 mil short-time hotel / local bar splurged on their own 'bad gringo not welcome' banner after the recent centro police action.

[Elvis 2008]

This is the typical pathos of the most desirable prostitutes in the world, such as the spinner dancer you just wrote about.

I believe with universal beauty it is common that the quality of the service is generally inversely proportional to the universal beauty of the prostitute (and yes fat ugly manly ones can give bad service also but that is a different topic).

There are outliers but unfortunately the mean is the mean.

Well, the mean is the mean, and with the 10 types, sexual performance was extreme as well, usually outstanding or horrible, so I would not be opposed to saying the mean was average.

What I can say in defense of the 10 seekers is they are looking for the 10's who are somewhat humble, personable, have sound character, and perform as well as their looks. Yes, that means the journey will be harder, and I certainly cannot blame others for saying it is not worth it. It is the beauty is subjective part that is nauseating.

And if she is a mute that is a cherry on top.

LOL. I think it would be more flattering to say they are at their sexiest with something in their mouth.

[KebabOperator]

My next trip to MDE will be from 5/6 to 5/18. I'm just not disciplined enough to write about it.

Anyway, happy to meet there and share some info.

Sorry for the late reply, got crazy at work. Thanks for responding; funny enough, I will be there from May 7 to 17. I would appreciate any kind of company / help / guidance. Based on your trip dates, I have a sneaky suspicion we might be flying in from the same area. I'm still waiting for my crypto to clear to activate my membership, so I could not message you directly.

Very excited for MDE, hoping this first trip does not turn into shit. Booked Airbnb In Laureles to sleep / work / day visitors and "friendly" Hotels for fun on weekends.

I plan on hitting every casa and even Centro clubs / rats lmfao. Hopefully, they won't need to airlift me out of there, and I will try to pace myself.

If anybody else is going to be there around these dates and wants to hunt / hang out, do reach out.

I will update the forum with how this goes and what I find. Hopefully, guys coming after me will get some value out of whatever comes from those reports.

[Gabacho]

A united states citizen was found dead in his apartment in the LOS Naranjos barrio of El Poblado. The man hadn't been seen since April 5th and his body, only having been discovered yesterday, was found in an advanced state of decomposition due to the odor coming from his apartment.

This makes the 19th death of a foreign tourist in Medellin in 2024.

https://youtu.be/HcD0JF-moUk?si=U-NiS78LPGecGj5r

Follow Along.

[JjBee62]

In the end, it doesn't matter for any particular guy. You're going to take the girl that you like, a girl that you find to be attractive. Numerical ratings are usually just used for guys to talk to other guys about girls that they have seen. Guys usually like to brag about all the 10's that they are banging. I just bring up so that you are aware that it is meaningless when a guy brags that he was banging 9's and 10's for the reasons discussed. It doesn't mean that you would find the girl attractive or want to be with her.

For me, I go to Medellin, I meet young attractive women for a reasonable price and I have fun. That is enough for me. I couldn't tell you whether you would rate them as 7's, 8's, 9's or 10's and I wouldn't care what you thought about them. I like them. They are attractive to me and that is all that matters.

Now, some guys like to belittle other guys and say that that guy is banging low quality average looking girls but if he finds them attractive and there is less competition for those girls, I say, more power to him and it shouldn't matter to him what other guys think about the girl.

Exactly what I've been saying for years. All of it.

[JjBee62]

Friends, 3 Questions.

1. My flight lands around midnight. I do not mind paying more, but should I stick with Uber, or is there a better service (Like a Limousine service in the US where there is a guy holding your name)?

2. Will the currency exchange and SIM card vendors at the airport be open at that hour?

2. As long as I make a booking for two at hotels, will it be ok to bring a guest?

J.

1. There should be white taxis waiting outside.

2. You don't want to use the currency exchange at the airport. Use 1 of the ATMs for a much better rate. If one of the stores isn't open to sell you a SIM just wait until morning. If you have TMobile your phone will work. If you have Verizon it will work, but you'll be charges $10 per day.

3. Depends on the hotel. Many will only allow a guest if that guest is registered at check-in. Others charge a fee for each guest. Check with your hotel for the guest policy.

[FFlintstone69]

"Someone as pretty as me should not have to work. " That is the rule not the exception.

This is the typical pathos of the most desirable prostitutes in the world, such as the spinner dancer you just wrote about.

I believe with universal beauty it is common that the quality of the service is generally inversely proportional to the universal beauty of the prostitute (and yes fat ugly manly ones can give bad service also but that is a different topic).

There are outliers but unfortunately the mean is the mean.

https://medium.com/illumination/the-...e-81d9c1863633

Very low BMI small breasts, no tattoos, no implants or injections, no children.

Small narrow pretty face, a small nose with small nostrils.

Smooth skin with zero make up or visible pores.

And no gym rats that can pass for men.

In summation, very petite, very pretty 18-20 years old small breasts, no children, no ink, no surgeries, no excess fat, no excess muscle, no make up.

And if she is a mute that is a cherry on top.

[MoonShot]

There is no objective rating. The good news is, a subjective rating is almost always 100% correct, because the rating is whatever the person wants it to be. Even when the guy changes the rating, depending on who he's talking to, it's still correct.

On a 1-10 scale, there really aren't any 7. 5's or 8. 5's, just 7's, 8's or 9's. You need a 1. 0-10.0 scale for that, and it should start at zero, not at 1 (if absolute, undeniable perfection is possible, then the opposite is also possible).

Pricing is dependent on many factors, one of the most important is how badly the girl needs the money.

In the end, it doesn't matter for any particular guy. You're going to take the girl that you like, a girl that you find to be attractive. Numerical ratings are usually just used for guys to talk to other guys about girls that they have seen. Guys usually like to brag about all the 10's that they are banging. I just bring up so that you are aware that it is meaningless when a guy brags that he was banging 9's and 10's for the reasons discussed. It doesn't mean that you would find the girl attractive or want to be with her.

For me, I go to Medellin, I meet young attractive women for a reasonable price and I have fun. That is enough for me. I couldn't tell you whether you would rate them as 7's, 8's, 9's or 10's and I wouldn't care what you thought about them. I like them. They are attractive to me and that is all that matters.

Now, some guys like to belittle other guys and say that that guy is banging low quality average looking girls but if he finds them attractive and there is less competition for those girls, I say, more power to him and it shouldn't matter to him what other guys think about the girl.

[AmorPorFavor]

My point was if she's a true 8. 5-10 it don't matter if he look like Brad Pitt or Harvey Weinstein. 500 mil ain't making it happen.

No but 600 m will make it happen.

[ObjJay]

Friends, 3 Questions.

1. My flight lands around midnight. I do not mind paying more, but should I stick with Uber, or is there a better service (Like a Limousine service in the US where there is a guy holding your name)?

2. Will the currency exchange and SIM card vendors at the airport be open at that hour?

2. As long as I make a booking for two at hotels, will it be ok to bring a guest?

J.

[Knowledge]

I think we are saying the same thing. Most of us don't know much about the preferences of other members. Members who know each other personally are in the minority, but there is a rare day on this site that someone doesn't use their personal numeric scale to make a point or comparison.

If you know the guys rating system then yes it means something. Example. A guy I know likes skeleton women. He likes the pelvis bones that protrude and ribs showing if possible. Next he wants short and small boobs. Face could be a dog and he could not care less. I know this and when I go to shopping for girls and stumble upon such a creature I let him know where she can be located. Once there was a girl outside my apartment which was his type. I called him and asked if he wanted a special delivery. He said yes so I walked her the 6 blocks and delivered the fast food. Yummy. I waited watching TV. He came out and told me she had big boobs which is my type and I did not see them. What it was is that she was so skinny that the boobs for her small frame were a nice size. So we walked the 6 blocks back to my apartment and I had fast food too. My type in order of importance is big boobs, thin, pretty face. When one of my girl types hits his radar he lets me know.