Bogota Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Funny thing about that girl. Ran into her at a party about a month later. She had a new boyfriend and they were getting married because she was pregnant. Did my dick keep me from falling into a trap?

DNA tests don't fall for traps. If you saw her only a month later and she was already pregnant, then it was either yours or the guy before you. You might have dropped some of that limp dick precum in her.

[KangarooTed]

Think you are being given gringo pricing. The chica fee at Santa Fe Suites, Hotel Troya and Hotel Normandia is 10,000.

Agreed, in addition I've also stayed at Hotel Alcala on CL 22 why Cra 16, which I believe is 30,000, or 40,000 including the chica.

Opposite side of the road to the hotel can be a little sketch at 2 am if walking down that street, but in general it's an appropriately priced option to roll a few chicas through over the course of an evening or overnight.

[JjBee62]

If you f'ked a girl for 1 hour but did not cum can you say you had sex with that girl? Is she a notch on your bedpost?

I tend to look at it the other way.

There was a Mexican girl I dated very briefly in San Diego. Second date ended up at my place and I just couldn't keep it up with her. I was probably 31, didn't have any excuses and she was doing everything right. Everything worked great right up to penetration time, then limp noodle syndrome. She'd suck me back to life, but same thing. That ended the dates with her. I count it as having sex even though I never finished or even accomplished satisfactory penetration.

If you're just counting orgasms, then masturbating is no different than fucking.

Funny thing about that girl. Ran into her at a party about a month later. She had a new boyfriend and they were getting married because she was pregnant. Did my dick keep me from falling into a trap?

[Routard]

If you f'ked a girl for 1 hour but did not cum can you say you had sex with that girl? Is she a notch on your bedpost?

Haha! Bill Clinton said the same thing!

[Anthony2012]

Another quick update on first time in Bogota: Went back to Abadubai Spa. Once again, gorgeous girls. Four girls at 11 am. Made my selection, then asked about BBBJ. She offered me a beverage (water), then got down to business. Top notch session for one hour including DFK, DATY, BBBJ, and covered full service for total of 240 k. Enthusiasm for DATY seemed completely legit. She was even instructing me on how hard, etc. Still had about 10 min left after session, so she offered a fairly decent amateur massage, then I was given a towel, fresh slippers in plastic wrap, and a bag of shampoo, comb, q-tips, and led to a clean hot shower. Brought my wallet / phone with me, but left my clothes in the room. Came back to room and changed. Total visit was about 90 minutes. She then asked me if she could give me her number. All in all, very successful visit. I'm inclined to just keep going back until I run out of girls. I realize the price is higher than Santa Fe, but if you multiply 70 k /20 min price of Santa Fe club girl by 3, you get 210 k /60 min. And 240 k at Abadubai includes BBBJ and very nice clean safe surroundings. Excellent option for daytime. Apparently, they are open 9 a-9 p, so I may just go twice today!

Where is Abadubai Spa located?

[Va Steve]

"I'm here for you. " Her statement pretty much describes her attitude. Cristina has my favorite slender body type and is very pretty. She provided a totally erotic service first, then we went out for a nice dinner, and returned to my hotel. I usually don't expect much in after dinner activities, but she pushed me beyond my usual sexual capabilities. In addition, she is very cool and speaks good English. The best encounter I've had in a long time!

https://lacelestina.co/en/escorts-pr...ogota-cristina

[JonSnow1]

Staying at Sante Fe Suites (corner Calle 22 A and Carrera 16). Run down but wanted to be in the middle of it all. Rooms are cold because no heat in all the hotels in the immediate area as far as I can tell. The building in like a donut where the center is same temperature as outside. 30,000 room 15,000 chicka fee.

Troya Hotel (Carrera 16) nearly across the street. Little better with stove top and refrigerator. 50,000 but a hefty 40,000 chica fee.

Hotel Normandia (Carrera 15 near Santa Fe Suites but 1 street over). Room is OK. 30,000 No chicas allowed. Update! Saw street girls outside Normandia and they allow chicas. Wonder why the person said no days ago when I asked.

Think you are being given gringo pricing. The chica fee at Santa Fe Suites, Hotel Troya and Hotel Normandia is 10,000. Have stayed at all 3 frequently. Normandia has the softest bed and never asked for my ID / passport copy. Santa Fe Suites was bought out by new owners several months ago and they are slowly trying to upgrade their hotel. Most girls preferred Hotel Troya, it was seen as slightly better quality.

Protip: If you stay overnight at any of these hotels, always pack a pair of flipflops. Use them in the shower or to walk around the room.

[Turgid]

........................Off topic * complaint of mine. Talking to a guy and he mentioned Sport F'ing. I said an ex-buddy of mine did that. That is when you penetrate the girl and do everything but cum. Then brag you were with 3 girls last night. That is like telling me you drank 3 bottles of rum but you never swallowed. That is retarded! That is like eating a steak and lobster dinner and not swallowing. Why on earth would you do that?........

If you f'ked a girl for 1 hour but did not cum can you say you had sex with that girl? Is she a notch on your bedpost?

[JjBee62]

There was a taxi app my ex used in Lima. I think it was called easytaxi. Maybe someone hears knows of a taxi app that works well in Bogota.

EasyTaxi and Tappsi both work.

[Tasss]

I found these strata maps from the city government to be pretty interesting. The higher the strata the higher the socio-economic class http://www.sdp.gov.co/gestion-estudi...-por-localidad.

One of the SF girls I met, amazingly beautiful, mentioned to me she came from Ciudad Bolivar. I hadn't heard of that before I met her which triggered my curiosity.

[DeepXliv]

Thanks for all the people posting, it's definitely helped prep for the trip.

I don't know how many times I tell my self I'm done with early morning flights and next you know, my cheap ass can't get over the rates and I booked the worst flight. I'm up at 4:30 am to head to the airport, arrive without any issues around noon. I'm beyond tired but hungry so I go for a little walk and stop and get some food. I thought about hitting the day casas but I needed a nap and a shower so I went back to my apartment and passed out. What was supposed to be an hour power nap turned into 3 hours LOL. I take my shower and head out, I'm making my walk to check out day cases and I stop for some food and realize their all closed. I got a text from Tantra but they closed in like 30 minutes and I didn't want to be rushed. So after eating I just continued walking, I was waiting to hear back from another member and decided I could spend my time waiting in Pussy House.

That was a great decision. I know there is much better value and that's the reason to come to Bogota but I had this girl with me from 9:30-1:30 chilling with me without any issues, she was 22, no kids, perfect smile, fat ass paisa. She was dancing with me, on me, and we talked via translate for a long time. She was cool. Damage was 160.000 plus like 3 coronas. She was definite GFE with me and chilled with me for an hour after having sex talking, knowing I didn't have any more money to give.

Didn't end up meeting with the other member tonight but I had a great night regardless. I'll check out Santa Fe tomorrow.

[LoveItHere69]

I think guys piss every half meter on every wall down the street. You can see the stains. The sidewalks are pretty tore up. If you wheeled your suitcase down the street I think you would lose a wheel after the 5th block.

The food thus far is really bad and I have low expectations. I found 5 Chinese places and the 2 I tried were just OK. I was excited to find 5 Mexican places to eat in the University area at the base of Monserrate (church on the hill). 4 were closed closed. The only one still in business only had 3 items on menu. I ate the burrito there twice now. Anyone know where to get Mexican tacos, burritos, etc within walking distance (I can walk far)? PM me. Much appreciated. Pretty good shawarma place just open 2 days ago on Carrera 16 next to Paisa Club (less than 2 blocks away from me).

The nearest Exito, Ara, and Justo Bueno to Santa Fe have less stuff than the stores I saw in Cucuta.

Some guy noticed me asking with my phone translator about the hotel he was staying at. Says he worked in New York for a few years. Don't know don't care. So since he supposedly visited the USA And speaks English we are friends now. He yells out "Hey Friend" when I pass by. First day he asks me about doing drugs and drinking with him. I told him I do not do drugs, drink very little because I find trouble very easily without those things, and I did not come to Santa Fe to drink with guys on the street on a Friday night. Hate the guy 3 days later when he pulled that Super Dick move of calling a girl passing by but not to talk to him but for me. She was embarrassed and I was beyond pissed off. I told him he was an idiot and walked away.

Staying at Sante Fe Suites (corner Calle 22 A and Carrera 16). Run down but wanted to be in the middle of it all. Rooms are cold because no heat in all the hotels in the immediate area as far as I can tell. The building in like a donut where the center is same temperature as outside. 30,000 room 15,000 chicka fee. I paid 50,000 the first 2 nights because Agoda's price was higher. Many times the online price was cheaper in other places I have been.

Hotel Nuevo Sante Fe (Calle 22) run down. Run by guys versus the one I am at is run by females with a mother daughter duo so feel safer there. Also this is the place that the loser guy I mentioned stays at. 35,000. Chicka fee unknown.

Troya Hotel (Carrera 16) nearly across the street. Little better with stove top and refrigerator. 50,000 but a hefty 40,000 chica fee.

Residencias Villa Real (Calle 23) appears to be the most popular ST hotel. Small not sure any place to even put my suitcase down. 30,000 and 20,000 chicka fee.

Further up Carrera 16 is Hospedaje Encanto's on the left near the end of the street. Very quiet. They have a sauna for 4000. Rooms were ok. Went to check in but could not until 6 pm. I was like WTF? Finally explained to me they rent in 12 hour increments. 25,000 for 12 hours No chickas allowed.

Right next door is Costa Dorado. Pretty nice and I believe very quiet. 70,000 No chicas allowed.

Hotel Normandia (Carrera 15 near Santa Fe Suites but 1 street over). Room is OK. 30,000 No chicas allowed. Update! Saw street girls outside Normandia and they allow chicas. Wonder why the person said no days ago when I asked.

Other side of Avenida Caracas. This area has more restaurants, nicer hotels, and more shopping but seems like it would be more dangerous at night than the Street Girl Scene that I am at because so many empty buildings.

Europa. Just OK. Not worth the location and not compared to Oceania a block away. 70,000 and 25,000 chica fee.

Oceania rooms looked great online. Entrance / foyer area much nicer than Europa for near the same price. 76,000. 57,000 chica fee.

I got really high today for free at Monserrate (church on the hill). It is walking distance away. I took the free hike (1. 5 hours) at 8:00 am Wednesday. Many sites said to be careful of thieves on the trail but there were police in 6 different spots along the trail and someone was always within sight and many people listening to their phones. Google Maps had a "Street View" and actually had someone walk up the trail with one of their cameras. I bet they have a map on how to get to my GF's pussy and how long it takes to get there! Scary shit what they have mapped out. Then think about what your government has!

Elevations.

1500 meters Medellin.

1730 meters Denver.

2640 meters Bogota.

3150 meters Monserrate.

Once down my face looked red and weathered and I was outside a restaurant reading their menu. The waitress came out an spoke to another guy reading the menu. Se looked me up and down like I was a homeless person. So funny.

The Ara store in the University's Student Center had a 700 ML irish cream whiskey 14% alcohol for 28,000 ($10) and it is good! Brand: Broadway.

My main * complaint is it is sooo cold. There are only 5 hours of 60-65 degree weather. It makes me not want to venture out. Nights are mid 40's. I am used to shorts and sandals. So strange that I have seen more guys wearing shorts in this cold ass place in 2 days than I did in Cucuta in 2 months and it is 80-90 degrees there. If it was raining I would have left already because then it would be nail biting cold. Oops. It has warmed up the last few days a bit. Today being the hottest when I took the small hike up the mountain. My face looks like a damn lobster! I had shorts and 3 shirts. Tried going slow to not sweat. Hike took me 1. 5 hours but easily done in 1 hour if I had taken off 2 of the 3 shirts. Some rocks are slippery on the way down. If it had rained I would have taken the funicular or cable car down as to not bust my ass on the way down. I love fucking with people so at the top I approached 3 different people with my phone translator, "I think I am lost. Where is the Mall?" The last person pointed down at the city and we were next to the church and the trail so I started walking down. The lady must of thought I was stupid.

I am not easily impressed, shocked, etc. But these women baring so much skin at these temperatures is utterly amazing! Some of their attire is simply wonderful because it is barely there. I saw 5 girls the first night that I would be happy to sleep with. I think any guy who can't find someone to their liking is blind and rather stupid really. It takes me 3 days to get into the groove of things but this place will take me a bit longer.

Cucuta was so hot that laundromats were very few because people did not need them. I see one about every 2 blocks in the Street Girl area of Sante Fe. I am staying 27 days and I can only turn my underwear inside out and spray with perfume so many times before I have to break down and wash them. I am doing my part to save the environment. You understand.

Only been with 4 girls. One a day and skipped a day. Can not say much on that front as of yet.

Refuse to go into any of the Girlie Bars. I walked into the middle of the street to avoid them and those guys followed me out there pointing at their bar to come inside. If they are that annoying outside just wait until the waitresses and dancers get their turn. Just can not deal with that.

Off topic * complaint of mine. Talking to a guy and he mentioned Sport F'ing. I said an ex-buddy of mine did that. That is when you penetrate the girl and do everything but cum. Then brag you were with 3 girls last night. That is like telling me you drank 3 bottles of rum but you never swallowed. That is retarded! That is like eating a steak and lobster dinner and not swallowing. Why on earth would you do that?

Having problems logging in last trip and this trip so when I do not reply to your flames you know why.

[Master3856]

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[John Clayton]

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I think the horse is out of the barn on ride sharing. They may have banned Uber, but...probably, the result will be many, new, completely unregulated, unresponsive mini-Ubers.

[Elvis 2008]

I needed to be in and the exact money to be charged. No change, didn't have to carry smaller bills, didn't have to worry about being scammed, no confusion on where to go, AND it wad usually cheaper than the taxis. Maybe the drivers will move on to lyft or some other app.

There was a taxi app my ex used in Lima. I think it was called easytaxi. Maybe someone hears knows of a taxi app that works well in Bogota.