Bogota Reports

[Turgid]

Haha! Bill Clinton said the same thing!

Bill Clinton did not penetrate vaginally but got a blowjob and deposited a presidential map of Nebraska on Monica Lewinsky's blouse which she preserved for posterity. He was deemed to have had sex.

[LoveItHere69]

I count it as having sex even though I never finished or even accomplished satisfactory penetration.

My guess is that if you shot the basketball and it rolled around the rim 3 times but fell out that you would count that too. Reminds me of my GF's sister who drove through New Orleans and said she had been to New Orleans but never tried the food, met anyone, or saw any touristy sights there. My bad, she stopped for gas. My guess is that if you actually did her and came that you would consider yourself a porn star based on such low standards.

That also reminds me of all the guys that if they get a girl's cell phone number they say they could have had the girl anytime even though: 1. They never texted the girl. 2. she never replied. 3. they never met again. 4. never did the deed. No wonder so many of you guys have such high numbers.

[FlowState985]

I just arrived in Bogota yesterday and had to take a long ass nap. I was so tired haha. Now, rested, I am looking to enjoy the city and the chicas, but would like a wingman to go with especially places like Santa Fe or at least someone to show me the rope for first couple days. The map is helpful for sure. I got map for middle and north Chapinero. Does anyone have map for Santa Fe?

[World Travel 69]

Carrera 12 a #77 a-25, piso 2. GPS 4. 66327, -74.056707.

6-9 Masajistas. Prices: 100 k massage, 180 k hour full sex.

Tel: 57 (1) 255 3455,649 5700.

Hours: Monday to Saturday 9:00 am to 9:00 am, Sunday 9 am to 9 pm.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/categ...1868567458239/

https://www.prepagosx.co

Where is Abadubai Spa located?

[JjBee62]

DNA tests don't fall for traps. If you saw her only a month later and she was already pregnant, then it was either yours or the guy before you. You might have dropped some of that limp dick precum in her.

Yes, but they weren't as common almost 30 years ago. I'm guessing junior came from the guy who came before me. Since I didn't.

[Mr Enternational]

Funny thing about that girl. Ran into her at a party about a month later. She had a new boyfriend and they were getting married because she was pregnant. Did my dick keep me from falling into a trap?

DNA tests don't fall for traps. If you saw her only a month later and she was already pregnant, then it was either yours or the guy before you. You might have dropped some of that limp dick precum in her.

[KangarooTed]

Think you are being given gringo pricing. The chica fee at Santa Fe Suites, Hotel Troya and Hotel Normandia is 10,000.

Agreed, in addition I've also stayed at Hotel Alcala on CL 22 why Cra 16, which I believe is 30,000, or 40,000 including the chica.

Opposite side of the road to the hotel can be a little sketch at 2 am if walking down that street, but in general it's an appropriately priced option to roll a few chicas through over the course of an evening or overnight.

[JjBee62]

If you f'ked a girl for 1 hour but did not cum can you say you had sex with that girl? Is she a notch on your bedpost?

I tend to look at it the other way.

There was a Mexican girl I dated very briefly in San Diego. Second date ended up at my place and I just couldn't keep it up with her. I was probably 31, didn't have any excuses and she was doing everything right. Everything worked great right up to penetration time, then limp noodle syndrome. She'd suck me back to life, but same thing. That ended the dates with her. I count it as having sex even though I never finished or even accomplished satisfactory penetration.

If you're just counting orgasms, then masturbating is no different than fucking.

Funny thing about that girl. Ran into her at a party about a month later. She had a new boyfriend and they were getting married because she was pregnant. Did my dick keep me from falling into a trap?

[Routard]

If you f'ked a girl for 1 hour but did not cum can you say you had sex with that girl? Is she a notch on your bedpost?

Haha! Bill Clinton said the same thing!

[Anthony2012]

Another quick update on first time in Bogota: Went back to Abadubai Spa. Once again, gorgeous girls. Four girls at 11 am. Made my selection, then asked about BBBJ. She offered me a beverage (water), then got down to business. Top notch session for one hour including DFK, DATY, BBBJ, and covered full service for total of 240 k. Enthusiasm for DATY seemed completely legit. She was even instructing me on how hard, etc. Still had about 10 min left after session, so she offered a fairly decent amateur massage, then I was given a towel, fresh slippers in plastic wrap, and a bag of shampoo, comb, q-tips, and led to a clean hot shower. Brought my wallet / phone with me, but left my clothes in the room. Came back to room and changed. Total visit was about 90 minutes. She then asked me if she could give me her number. All in all, very successful visit. I'm inclined to just keep going back until I run out of girls. I realize the price is higher than Santa Fe, but if you multiply 70 k /20 min price of Santa Fe club girl by 3, you get 210 k /60 min. And 240 k at Abadubai includes BBBJ and very nice clean safe surroundings. Excellent option for daytime. Apparently, they are open 9 a-9 p, so I may just go twice today!

Where is Abadubai Spa located?

[Va Steve]

"I'm here for you. " Her statement pretty much describes her attitude. Cristina has my favorite slender body type and is very pretty. She provided a totally erotic service first, then we went out for a nice dinner, and returned to my hotel. I usually don't expect much in after dinner activities, but she pushed me beyond my usual sexual capabilities. In addition, she is very cool and speaks good English. The best encounter I've had in a long time!

https://lacelestina.co/en/escorts-pr...ogota-cristina

[JonSnow1]

Staying at Sante Fe Suites (corner Calle 22 A and Carrera 16). Run down but wanted to be in the middle of it all. Rooms are cold because no heat in all the hotels in the immediate area as far as I can tell. The building in like a donut where the center is same temperature as outside. 30,000 room 15,000 chicka fee.

Troya Hotel (Carrera 16) nearly across the street. Little better with stove top and refrigerator. 50,000 but a hefty 40,000 chica fee.

Hotel Normandia (Carrera 15 near Santa Fe Suites but 1 street over). Room is OK. 30,000 No chicas allowed. Update! Saw street girls outside Normandia and they allow chicas. Wonder why the person said no days ago when I asked.

Think you are being given gringo pricing. The chica fee at Santa Fe Suites, Hotel Troya and Hotel Normandia is 10,000. Have stayed at all 3 frequently. Normandia has the softest bed and never asked for my ID / passport copy. Santa Fe Suites was bought out by new owners several months ago and they are slowly trying to upgrade their hotel. Most girls preferred Hotel Troya, it was seen as slightly better quality.

Protip: If you stay overnight at any of these hotels, always pack a pair of flipflops. Use them in the shower or to walk around the room.

[Turgid]

........................Off topic * complaint of mine. Talking to a guy and he mentioned Sport F'ing. I said an ex-buddy of mine did that. That is when you penetrate the girl and do everything but cum. Then brag you were with 3 girls last night. That is like telling me you drank 3 bottles of rum but you never swallowed. That is retarded! That is like eating a steak and lobster dinner and not swallowing. Why on earth would you do that?........

If you f'ked a girl for 1 hour but did not cum can you say you had sex with that girl? Is she a notch on your bedpost?

[JjBee62]

There was a taxi app my ex used in Lima. I think it was called easytaxi. Maybe someone hears knows of a taxi app that works well in Bogota.

EasyTaxi and Tappsi both work.

[Tasss]

I found these strata maps from the city government to be pretty interesting. The higher the strata the higher the socio-economic class http://www.sdp.gov.co/gestion-estudi...-por-localidad.

One of the SF girls I met, amazingly beautiful, mentioned to me she came from Ciudad Bolivar. I hadn't heard of that before I met her which triggered my curiosity.