Bogota Reports

[Stinky Squid]

I saw some of the replies (and posted one too) before they also got deleted. They were not good and I'll just leave it at that.

And I would have to hard disagree with it being "important for people in Bogota". It added no value for 99.99% of us and would only be a needless distraction. I think the admins did right here.

Ok, then I just leave it at one thing, beware of a certain Cristina (without h after the C) that doesn't appear of the wrong kind at all until you really check. I think that is relevant. Because it was not my intention to go that way. I don't care if people make fun of me now, whatever. Until it happens to you, you can make fun of it. The reason I reported is to make people aware.

[Voodoo Jones]

I submitted a report yesterday that should be important for people in Bogota. And today I'm coming here wanting to see replies and I don't find even my report. Did the Admin delete it? If so would he be so kind as to inform me why?

I saw some of the replies (and posted one too) before they also got deleted. They were not good and I'll just leave it at that.

And I would have to hard disagree with it being "important for people in Bogota". It added no value for 99.99% of us and would only be a needless distraction. I think the admins did right here.

[The Tall Man]

I submitted a report yesterday that should be important for people in Bogota. And today I'm coming here wanting to see replies and I don't find even my report. Did the Admin delete it? If so would he be so kind as to inform me why?

Because you can not talk about fucking dudes on this website.

"The purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with WOMEN. "

Perfect response.

The Afroman from Colt 45:

"I met this lady in Hollywood.

She had green hair but damn she looked good.

I took her to my house because she was fine.

But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine.

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need.

We can go to the park, after dark.

Smoke that tumbleweed.

As the marijuana burn we can take our turn.

Singin' them dirty rap songs".

Oh what a day, war in the Ukraine and Lady-boys in Bogota, hehehe.

SAV.

[Mr Enternational]

I submitted a report yesterday that should be important for people in Bogota. And today I'm coming here wanting to see replies and I don't find even my report. Did the Admin delete it? If so would he be so kind as to inform me why?

Because you can not talk about fucking dudes on this website.

"The purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with WOMEN. "

[Stinky Squid]

I submitted a report yesterday that should be important for people in Bogota. And today I'm coming here wanting to see replies and I don't find even my report. Did the Admin delete it? If so would he be so kind as to inform me why?

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[Igor54]

On Sat, I went to:

Pussy House (Calle 61 #13-64.). Very nice inside, and roomy. Music very loud. Some girl or the other is pole dancing in the middle, and as soon as a customer walks in, a waiter escorts them to a table. A beer was just 6 K (about $1.50 US). I saw two girls siting with guys, and another 2 sitting together at one end of the room. The format seemed really rigid and forced. I had hoped that guys could approach girls and have a chat, and maybe go and fuck, but if I hadn't read this forum, I would think that this was simply a strip club and nothing more. I would have happily fucked a couple of the girls there, if only I knew what the etiquette was.

Question: I feel totally dumb asking this, but what's the best way to ask a girl for sex there? What is the proper etiquette?

So, after an hour, I left and went to:

Las Divas (Calle 61 # 13-81) almost opposite Pussy House. This is a small basic room with a bar, loud music and a pole. A girl was doing a strip dance, and there were chairs against the walls, and about 8 girls in total and 5 guys. I actually like this format, as some of the girls were smiling and winking. Indicating that they want action. There was a hot one next to me, and after an hour of sitting in Pussy House, I wasn't going to wait around here. I used my phone to ask how much for sex. It was 80 K for half an hour. I paid at the bar, where the buy literally filled in a couple of forms and handled the cash. I was taken by the girl to the building next door..

Take it easy and type how mush for 30 min in google translator. Or you can ask a barman about prices first and than say 'hola mi amor' and type on your phone. No worries, they'll understand you and you goals.

[Balboa]

It's the same as in SF; you approach the girl, ask her name and ask how much for half an hour? After that you ask if the price includes the room and it will be 100% clear this is sex and not some kind of dance show. In Spanish I always say "a cuanto el rato amor", rato means something like "a while" and it means like 20 minutes. I always start with this because it's the cheapest and you get to fuck and know the girl naked. If the girl smells bad or has scarfs or something I don't like in the room then that is it. If the girl is good then I ask her if she would go to a motel and ask her phone number.

"Cuanto es por un rato, amor".

[Mtljay]

It's the same as in SF; you approach the girl, ask her name and ask how much for half an hour? After that you ask if the price includes the room and it will be 100% clear this is sex and not some kind of dance show. In Spanish I always say "a cuanto el rato amor", rato means something like "a while" and it means like 20 minutes. I always start with this because it's the cheapest and you get to fuck and know the girl naked. If the girl smells bad or has scarfs or something I don't like in the room then that is it. If the girl is good then I ask her if she would go to a motel and ask her phone number.

Many Loutron girls also work in la celestina. I'd say you end up paying more in Loutron but you get to see / pick the girls live, in lacelestina or any other prepago website it's a hit or miss as I've already said in this thread.

If Loutron seems too expensive, then for 310 k you find many 8-9 girls in Cra. 16 #80-66 Absolut Spa. If 310 k seems still expensive, you can find 8-9 girls in SF but you need to work harder to find them and make a deal in a motel. I'd say a bit difficult if you don't speak Spanish and go alone. I think absolut spa is the best overall value in price / looks / easiness for English speakers. I go often to Loutron because I found a girl there that seems to like me and the service with her is great and because of scheduling reasons we haven't been able to meet in a motel yet.

Thanks. I will stick to Loutron, it's only a walking distance from where I am staying (Four-point Sheraton).

[BearEmy84]

Many Loutron girls also work in la celestina. I'd say you end up paying more in Loutron but you get to see / pick the girls live, in lacelestina or any other prepago website it's a hit or miss as I've already said in this thread.

If Loutron seems too expensive, then for 310 k you find many 8-9 girls in Cra. 16 #80-66 Absolut Spa. If 310 k seems still expensive, you can find 8-9 girls in SF but you need to work harder to find them and make a deal in a motel. I'd say a bit difficult if you don't speak Spanish and go alone. I think absolut spa is the best overall value in price / looks / easiness for English speakers. I go often to Loutron because I found a girl there that seems to like me and the service with her is great and because of scheduling reasons we haven't been able to meet in a motel yet.

La Celestina seems to have a physical location off calle 62. Has anyone been here? Are showers available?

Same question for Absolut Spa. Are showers available there?

[Woodman09]

On Sat, I went to:
... I would have happily fucked a couple of the girls there, if only I knew what the etiquette was.

Question: I feel totally dumb asking this, but what's the best way to ask a girl for sex there? What is the proper etiquette?..

My usual approach is to start talking to them, introduce myself, small talk, start feeling them up and grinding on her, if the response is good I will ask about un rato.

[Aureliano16]

Question: I feel totally dumb asking this, but what's the best way to ask a girl for sex there? What is the proper etiquette?.

It's the same as in SF; you approach the girl, ask her name and ask how much for half an hour? After that you ask if the price includes the room and it will be 100% clear this is sex and not some kind of dance show. In Spanish I always say "a cuanto el rato amor", rato means something like "a while" and it means like 20 minutes. I always start with this because it's the cheapest and you get to fuck and know the girl naked. If the girl smells bad or has scarfs or something I don't like in the room then that is it. If the girl is good then I ask her if she would go to a motel and ask her phone number.

Are the girls good as the https://lacelestina.co/ girls for the price.

Many Loutron girls also work in la celestina. I'd say you end up paying more in Loutron but you get to see / pick the girls live, in lacelestina or any other prepago website it's a hit or miss as I've already said in this thread.

If Loutron seems too expensive, then for 310 k you find many 8-9 girls in Cra. 16 #80-66 Absolut Spa. If 310 k seems still expensive, you can find 8-9 girls in SF but you need to work harder to find them and make a deal in a motel. I'd say a bit difficult if you don't speak Spanish and go alone. I think absolut spa is the best overall value in price / looks / easiness for English speakers. I go often to Loutron because I found a girl there that seems to like me and the service with her is great and because of scheduling reasons we haven't been able to meet in a motel yet.

[Mtljay]

Are the girls good as the https://lacelestina.co/ girls for the price.

I was there yesterday at 6 PM and paid 370 k for 1 hour + 20 k for a bottle of water + 20 k in tips (hostess and cleaning lady).

Total 410 k.

I asked the hostess and she told me some girls speak English. Maybe you could find your girlfriend there (it will be very expensive though).

If you go to Loutron to drink with the girls then expect to pay more than 1 million pesos.

[Fudi Maar]

On Sat, I went to:

Pussy House (Calle 61 #13-64.). Very nice inside, and roomy. Music very loud. Some girl or the other is pole dancing in the middle, and as soon as a customer walks in, a waiter escorts them to a table. A beer was just 6 K (about $1.50 US). I saw two girls siting with guys, and another 2 sitting together at one end of the room. The format seemed really rigid and forced. I had hoped that guys could approach girls and have a chat, and maybe go and fuck, but if I hadn't read this forum, I would think that this was simply a strip club and nothing more. I would have happily fucked a couple of the girls there, if only I knew what the etiquette was.

Question: I feel totally dumb asking this, but what's the best way to ask a girl for sex there? What is the proper etiquette?

So, after an hour, I left and went to:

Las Divas (Calle 61 # 13-81) almost opposite Pussy House. This is a small basic room with a bar, loud music and a pole. A girl was doing a strip dance, and there were chairs against the walls, and about 8 girls in total and 5 guys. I actually like this format, as some of the girls were smiling and winking. Indicating that they want action. There was a hot one next to me, and after an hour of sitting in Pussy House, I wasn't going to wait around here. I used my phone to ask how much for sex. It was 80 K for half an hour. I paid at the bar, where the buy literally filled in a couple of forms and handled the cash. I was taken by the girl to the building next door. The 'room' was more like a closet literally only wide enough for a single 'bed' against a wall, and about 1 foot of space on the other side. No windows, of course, and no fan, so it became very hot and uncomfortable in there. The girl though was awesome gorgeous and with an amazing attitude. I actually stopped banging her after 20 minutes (was covered in sweat), but rather than getting dressed, she sat there and stroked my body until the 30 minutes were up and was just very lovely all around.

Lewinski Bar (Calle 57 #9-35.) This is now called 'Rodellors ' or something like that. There's a guy standing outside, handing out little leaflets promoting the place, so you won't miss it. A bar with loud music, and about 6-8 girls, and 6 guys (on a Saturday night at 8 pm not sure how these guys make any money). Anyway, nice set up with little sofas etc and a dancing pole, but none of the girls were dancing. They all looked disinterested, and were happily staring at their phones. One girl sat next to me and tried to get me into a room, but I wouldn't have banged her for free. None of the other girls were attractive either. And so after half an hour I left. The prices are listed on a wall 50 K for 30 minutes, and 100 K for 1 hour.

[Aureliano16]

Thanks. Is Loutron still charging 800 K for an hour?

I was there yesterday at 6 PM and paid 370 k for 1 hour + 20 k for a bottle of water + 20 k in tips (hostess and cleaning lady).

Total 410 k.

I asked the hostess and she told me some girls speak English. Maybe you could find your girlfriend there (it will be very expensive though).

If you go to Loutron to drink with the girls then expect to pay more than 1 million pesos.

[Voodoo Jones]

This place is about 30 minutes from you. I used it as it was recommended by my apartment's staff.

Diagnostik Lab Clinic SAS: Cra. 56 #5 see-38 Piso 3, Bogota.

I took my test a couple hours ago, but I should receive the results later today. They open at 7 AM, I arrived at 8 AM and there was only one person in front of me. I was in and out 15-20 minutes.

I take back this recommendation. They almost made me miss my flight because they didn't send the results until I called them this morning.

Anyway, I'm back from Bogota and will write a full report soon. My last day there was the best one yet. I met another SA girl in the afternoon and then had another threesome with those girls from day 4 at night. Woke up tired as hell, but I'm planning a weekend trip in April to meet up with all 3 of them again.