Bogota Reports

[Woodman09]

There is a bar downtown Mi Viejo Aleman Cra. 9 #16-68, It's a business man hang out, I walked through this afternoon. There were 15+ girls in short skirts, some lookers, definitely hookers but a nice toned down happy hour atmosphere. There are a couple more bars close by. Probably can get some girls that don't want to be hoeing in the busy red light areas.

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[Woodman09]

My friend who stayed at Hotel Normandia asked to me to post;.

Hotel Real Nomandia. The name is not Normandie. They charge $30 mill a night with no chica fee according to my friend. I never brought a chica back while I stayed there. The rooms are very small but a little quieter than the rooms at the SF Suites. There is a Hotel Normandy also but that hotel is a little further from Santa Fe.

Located on KR 15 between 22nd ST and 23 d ST on West side.

[PolishGuy]

Thanks to all who replied. I'll be in Bogota July 1-5 if anyone will be there at the same time and would want to hit up some places.

[The Tall Man]

Woodman, as you know I respect your opinion and recommendations, are both hotels chica friendly? Extra charge? Do the SF chicas on average have any issues going to any of these hotels for extended play time?

Thanks in advance!

The Tall Man.

Hey Now,

That SF suites charges $10,000 extra for a guest or $60,000 for double occupancy it is 1 block from the line up. Between 22st and 23st on 16.

I think a lot of those girls would not have a problem. You can see that hotel from the line-up. I don't know about the Hotel Normandie but I have heard of guys staying there.

There is a new hotel less than 100 feet from the line-up on KR 16 named Troya Suites, don't know what they charge there, but probably similar.

Text me when you're here.

As always thank you. Yes I will contact you before I come.

I decided against my visit last week because of semana santa, I decided to leave Cucuta and come directly back to Medellin, I ended up just catching up on my rest after so much traveling in Colombia these past few months.

The Tall Man.

[JjBee62]

Thanks for posting a detailed report which provides a new perspective.

(1) Does Hotel San Francisco offer a safe / safety box *inside* the room? If no, how did you secure your Cash / Passport etc?

(2) Is it possible to post the complete street address and / or phone number of "Mezzanine 14" massage? I spent 30 minutes on Google Maps and still was unable to locate.

Mezzanine is up the half flight of stairs on the northwest corner of Calle 104 and Carrera 15. Number 14 is one of the suite numbers. There are several suites with an identical set up.

[ShinyCrazy]

I wouldn't cancel anything based on looking for and finding negative articles. What street crime, I've never read about or seen any.

No need to repeat the evening route. Mix it up and have a night out in Santa Fe with board member Woodman.

I would doubt anyone with him has ever had any issues so that option is 100% safe and certainly a fantastic eye opener (with dozens of super hot ladies lined up on the streets and of course in the clubs).

Thanks for the reassurance. I'll stick to my plan, and I'll just keep my wits about me. I posted in the Trip Notification thread looking for a wingman. The neighborhood around Virrey looks pretty good. I'll go to the clubs near the hotel until I get the lay of the land, then explore farther as the week goes on.

[NeilGeorge]

(1) Does Hotel San Francisco offer a safe / safety box *inside* the room? YES. Also breakfast is included in the price.

(2) Is it possible to post the complete street address and / or phone number of "Mezzanine 14" massage? I spent 30 minutes on Google Maps and still was unable to locate.

Cra. 15 # 104-03.

(Mezzanine 14).

Bogota, Colombia.

[Woodman09]

Woodman, as you know I respect your opinion and recommendations, are both hotels chica friendly? Extra charge? Do the SF chicas on average have any issues going to any of these hotels for extended play time?

Thanks in advance!

The Tall Man.

Hey Now,

That SF suites charges $10,000 extra for a guest or $60,000 for double occupancy it is 1 block from the line up. Between 22st and 23st on 16.

I think a lot of those girls would not have a problem. You can see that hotel from the line-up. I don't know about the Hotel Normandie but I have heard of guys staying there.

There is a new hotel less than 100 feet from the line-up on KR 16 named Troya Suites, don't know what they charge there, but probably similar.

Text me when you're here.

[The Tall Man]

Santa Fe suites on KR 16 is $50 mill a night, that is a room with kitchen. A 70 YO guy I was showing around stayed there. He did not even speak Spanish.

Some guys have stayed at Normandy too.

Woodman, as you know I respect your opinion and recommendations, are both hotels chica friendly? Extra charge? Do the SF chicas on average have any issues going to any of these hotels for extended play time?

Thanks in advance!

The Tall Man.

[KangarooTed]

Kangaroo Ted said, "dozens of super hot ladies lined up on the streets".

Did not see any super hot ladies on the corners or in the streets of Santa Fe. Did see a couple of young ladies in the clubs, however, that were worth doing.

A lot of fat, chunks, tattoos, skanky nasties, 10 pounds of girl in 5 pound spandex on the streets. Considered masturbation in my hotel room. Most were overweight. Too much McDonalds French Fries.

I don't know if you know what a kilo is, but I counted more than twenty, hot 18 & 19 year olds, all about 40 kilos. I can weigh by sight and know 40 kilo when I see it because I've been picking them up and pressing them over my head in Thailand for 20 years for a laugh.

On the south side of Santa Fe between 19 & 20 there were six chicks on a random wall, ALL of whom fit the above description. Woodman went with one of them at the time.

Saturday night before last, every 3rd girl in the lineup on the corner near.

The red club fitted that description, there was prolly forty or fifty stood there.

There were others elsewhere.

The fatties stand out the front of the hotels, the hotties stand on the streets IMH experience.

[WindAngel]

Thanks for posting a detailed report which provides a new perspective.

(1) Does Hotel San Francisco offer a safe / safety box *inside* the room? If no, how did you secure your Cash / Passport etc?

(2) Is it possible to post the complete street address and / or phone number of "Mezzanine 14" massage? I spent 30 minutes on Google Maps and still was unable to locate.

Thanks again,
~BKKguru

Thanks for posting a detailed report which provides a new perspective.

(1) Does Hotel San Francisco offer a safe / safety box *inside* the room? If no, how did you secure your Cash / Passport etc?

(2) Is it possible to post the complete street address and / or phone number of "Mezzanine 14" massage? I spent 30 minutes on Google Maps and still was unable to locate.

Thanks again,
~BKKguru

You can find Mezzanine location is in Router's Bogota list, also Woodman's post 6793 below.

If you stay at Hotel San Francisco, you don't want the rooms on the street side because transmilenio station is right in front and the Windows are not sound proof.

[BKKguru]

1. Hotel San Francisco de Assis- Great price of about $30 US a night, but bad neighborhood. You can walk about 8 blocks to Sante Fe red light district but is not safe. Taxi was 8,000 and 10,000 pesos to Santa Fe night clubs.
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3. Had a great dream experience Saturday at "Mezzanine 14" massage on Street 104.

Thanks for posting a detailed report which provides a new perspective.

(1) Does Hotel San Francisco offer a safe / safety box *inside* the room? If no, how did you secure your Cash / Passport etc?

(2) Is it possible to post the complete street address and / or phone number of "Mezzanine 14" massage? I spent 30 minutes on Google Maps and still was unable to locate.

Thanks again,
~BKKguru

[Dcfan77]

My last visit to Bogota / Santa Fe I too stayed at Hotel San Francisco, good price and convenient location as it is a 7 or 8 block walk, and free breakfast and free parking for my car to boot!

A big turn off for me are the "barkers" on the streets trying to get you into their club, very very very aggressive and annoying, I actually had 2 or 3 and even at times 4 surround me as I walked by and they followed me for half a block, after 2 or 3 days every night like this it got to the point hat I told them to fuck off as nothing else worked, they were all deff to my "no gracias", after literally a thousand times saying "no gracias" in a polite but firm manner I just tell them to fuck off. It is that bad, the worst I have experienced in all of Colombia.

The Tall Man.

You think that's bad try going to the southern clubs. It's really bad down there.

[NeilGeorge]

Kangaroo Ted said, "dozens of super hot ladies lined up on the streets".

Did not see any super hot ladies on the corners or in the streets of Santa Fe. Did see a couple of young ladies in the clubs, however, that were worth doing.

A lot of fat, chunks, tattoos, skanky nasties, 10 pounds of girl in 5 pound spandex on the streets. Considered masturbation in my hotel room. Most were overweight. Too much McDonalds French Fries.

[KangarooTed]

Iafter reading elsewhere about the street crime in Bogota, I was seriously considering canceling my trip.

I wouldn't cancel anything based on looking for and finding negative articles. What street crime, I've never read about or seen any.

No need to repeat the evening route. Mix it up and have a night out in Santa Fe with board member Woodman.

I would doubt anyone with him has ever had any issues so that option is 100% safe and certainly a fantastic eye opener (with dozens of super hot ladies lined up on the streets and of course in the clubs).