Bogota Reports

[YyzTravel]

OK guys, been home for a few days after a 7 days trip. Here is a full trip report for everyone. The flight to Bogota was a breeze, I was able to snag Delta1 seating for sub $500 so it was a no-brainer and an easy flight. Customs was a breeze, just have your check-mig filled out and I was through customs and the luggage pick up spot in under 10 minutes. There are many ATMs in the luggage pick up area, choose which one works for you, and get some cash there if needed. Uber is not allowed at the airport to pick up directly, if you want to use them you have to walk offsite which I highly do not recommend. It was 35 mil for me to take a black car to my hotel in ZonaT. Before a lot of you haters get started on "YYZ overpays for shit". I frankly don't care so save it. The hotel was nice, got a suite there and paid sub-$100 a night which included a full breakfast daily with English-speaking employees. The hotel was guest friendly, but I just made sure not to bring back girls who were clearly prepagos. Anyone I was with I would ask them to dress like a lady and I had zero problems.

I did a mix of clubs, Bumble (which is great for non-pros if you are least semi-attractive), and visited Santa Fe once. I did the Woodman tour and would highly recommend it. Santa Fe is a spot I would never go to down by myself, and it's not that I was afraid there, it's just dirty and disgusting. I did get a nice BBBJ from a young street girl there, but it was so bad I stopped partway through and just left to continue the tour. Woodman knew the area, showed me all the clubs, and helped get snacks, etc. Some guys are saying that "why do you need to pay Woodman?" - It's because it's his job. And he was worth every penny of the cost. He showed me the clubs, helped me negotiate show costs, and made sure the meseros didn't rip me off for a first-time visitor there. In short, we spend about 4 hours together and it was really nice to see, but outside of just partying a bit that was all for the night. Woodman is cool as hell, and just chilling with the guy was fun in itself. Thank you, Woodman!

I visited numerous casas, massage parlors and, 3 main clubs up near ZonaT. Olympia, CasaNova, and Lido. Some nights were amazing with 40+ girl lineups, other nights when some board members came it was not so great, and apologies guys but it really was better the nights before. Hung out with MSanchez a few times, and that guy is cool as hell. When you enter the club all the girls line up and stand there until you pick one. I'm picky, and even if I know who I want I will make them wait. Both nights I ended up with girls who I ended up bringing back to my hotel, and then am still talking to even as of this morning on Whats App. Be warned, each time you order a drink you should pay in advance. Both of my girls confirmed that the meseros will intentionally take the menu and then try to rip you off for the check. Keep the menu, and each time you order a drink or bottle you pay upfront in cash. Otherwise, at the end they want to tack some crazy "service" fee on there. Unfortunately, both Msanchez and I got ripped off at Casanova for probably 100 Mil each, but my second girl actually ended up so upset about this she gave it back to me out of her pocket when I told her. (I didn't take it, but she just didn't like me getting mistreated). That's the same night she told me "leche en todo papicito", which for my fairly decent Spanish means "cum inside me daddy". Almost blew a hole in that girls back I came so hard with the grinding thing she did.

I'm not sure what most of you guys want, but for me, it's not always about fucking, but it's the thrill of the hunt. Columbian girls are passionate if you find the right ones, and I will be damned if not one but both of the girls I was talking to on the second night ended up turning down money from me one of them going to BBFS and her telling me she developed feelings for me. My goal for these trips is to enjoy my time, spend 50% of the time with just quick girls in casas or parlors, and the other 50% my aim is to vet and find a few long term girls to visit in the future, or even import to me on trips. I like dating and girlfriends. Cost-wise, the average massage parlor was 150-200 k for an hour, and most club girls wanted 300 k-500 k for TLN. I spent about 800 - 1.2 M daily between high-end food, dating, shopping, and sex sometimes 3-4 times daily. Again, for those you who say "you overpaid". I don't care. I'm not rich , but I don't do 2-3 month trips like you guys, so my time there is more valuable than getting the best deal every possible time. Also, ProTip here: Lecethin. This stuff really increases cum volume. Grab a bottle on Amazon and bring it with you. I took about 8-12 a day (they are giant pills) - but really do increase the volume which makes having sex 3-4 daily for a week possible and far more enjoyable. Also, don't go with that off-market Viagra or Cialis. GoodRX you can get 30 100 MG Viagra a month for about $24 USD. I break them in 1/2 and can literally fuck, cum, and fuck again while staying hard with those things. I don't need them, I just want them so I can turn a session into a solid 30+ min of intercourse with these.

Leaving Bogota was easy. Called an Uber and was there in about 30 minutes around 7:00 am. The airport was fast customs wise, just the check-mig form again, the usual customs declarations when checking my bag and then to the gate. I got there too early, so I suggest 2 hours before a flight, not 3. Not a lot is open there early, so did a ton of just sitting at the gate before boarding the plane. I was back asleep before we even took off and just woke up for the meal service and then back to bed after a super long night the night before. I'm heading back to MDE in January for 15 days, and sure enough one of the Bogota girls I'm now going to bring with me as a wing-woman. Will buy her ticket and food, but otherwise not paying her otherwise. Before the player haters come out and tell me I'm bringing sand to the beach, she knows the drill and is going to help me crush a lot of pussy with hopefully some really passionate threesomes as she is into girls too and really wants me as her Papi Chulo which I would be totally fine with. If anyone is in MDE from 1/19 - 1/30 let me know. Let's get out and first bottle in the club is on me.

[YyzTravel]

I've asked this question in various forms. But I think I'll try again before I go back to an AirBnB. I like clean, comfortable 3* and up hotels with fluffy towels and clean sheets. I also like bringing chicas in without a hassle.

I saw a report that sounded like the Marriott didn't bother you. Is that true? Are there any other nice hotels that tolerate female guests? Or at least don't have a ridiculous chica fee?

I stayed at the AC Hotel Zona T just last week and I brought nearly 7 or 8 different girls up with me. The key is they just couldn't be dressed like a prostitute, and we just had to walk in as we belonged. No issues there. It's in a much higher class area than other spots of Bogota, so it's family oriented. Don't give them cause to stop you, and they won't.

[TiaVoyage25]

I've asked this question in various forms. But I think I'll try again before I go back to an AirBnB. I like clean, comfortable 3* and up hotels with fluffy towels and clean sheets. I also like bringing chicas in without a hassle.

I saw a report that sounded like the Marriott didn't bother you. Is that true? Are there any other nice hotels that tolerate female guests? Or at least don't have a ridiculous chica fee?

Ibis near SF and B3 in Zona Rosa were guest friendly on my trip pre-COVID. In advance of my trip next week I emailed to see if they had any policy changes but am still waiting. Both hotels are quite nice with good Wi-Fi and a restaurant / bar in the lobby.

[LatinaLover#1]

When P & P was announced they said only one person in a restaurant. Now yesterday they reversed course.

"Cada medida sanitaria que hemos tomado en Bogotá busca un equilibrio entre el cuidado de la salud why de la economía.

Escuchando a pequeños empresarios why tras un acuerdo con ellos en control de aforos why horarios, hemos levantado medida de #PicoYCedula para restaurantes why hoteles. ".

Lot's of resistance from the banking and business community in Bogota to any more shutdowns or quarantine. However, with ICU's filling up I don't trust Lopez for a minute from going rouge and flipping Bogota upside down again. My usual MO is to go to Bogota every 6 weeks or so or my novia to come to the states so I was scheduled to go back to Bogota January 14th but we decided better she comes here. Too much aggravation dealing with P&P one day this, next day that. While I don't see the PCR ever returning again I do see a full lock down in Bogota and possible Airport shutdown. I'm not down for weeks on end being stuck in a Bogota hotel, especially the way the administration is constantly moving the goal post.

[TiaVoyage25]

Gentlemen,

After a year and a half, I will be returning to Colombia next Tuesday for at least 3 weeks, but up to 6 weeks. Small chance I change my flight to visit Brazil on the front end in order to avoid their new PCR test requirement that takes effect on the 30th, but that would only delay the trip by about 10 days. This trip, I plan to visit all Bogota has to offer since I have so much time. SF, northern clubs, MPs, and casas. In previous trips I spent most of my time in SF out of convenience.

Bottom line. I know that I have not contributed much to the forum to deserve the collected wisdom of its members. I'm hoping that my few trip reports from last year are enough to garner some favor in answering a few questions, so that I may have a good time and give back to the forum in the form of detailed reports during the visit. And if that isn't enough, I am happy to share a funny story of an unforgettable experience when I was staying at the famous White House in Medellin. The hook, line, and sinker: I was awoken in the middle of the night to the sound of police raiding the place.

To avoid redundancy and looking like a fool, I have done significant RTFF prior to forming the questions below:

1.) My plan is to stay at Ibis (near SF) and B3 (Zona Rosa). Both of those places were guest friendly during my last visit pre-COVID, but am unsure if the policy remains so? I have done my due diligence but have not yet heard back from the hotel staff. If this has changed, or anyone has any better guest-friendly recommendations (to include AirBnBs), please reach out.

2.) As previously stated, I will be going through the full gamut of all Bogota has to offer, but for the days I'm feeling lazy and don't want to leave the hotel, does anyone have any recommended agencies? La Celestina was pretty good for me in the past but don't know how covid has impacted their operations. I will use photoprepagos and mileroticos as I have also done in the past, but am looking for the "easy button" on the days I just need to take a knee and drink water.

3.) Will I need to show a return trip ticket when I go through customs / immigrations upon arrival? Research tells me that this is sometimes the case, but looking to get the latest from recent travelers. I haven't had to show a return trip before but you never know with the current COVID situation.

4.) Pico why Cedula. I've read the news articles and have the dual ID info from previous posts, but is there anything else I should be aware of before arriving from guys on the ground? Any anticipated shutdowns of specific businesses or travel?

Thanks in advance for any information, and as previously stated, any assistance will help me write better trip reports in the coming weeks! I recently purchased a membership so am open to messages that are better suited for PMs as well.

Oh and Woodman, I'll be reaching out soon to arrange a tour!

Happy Holidays,

TIA.

[JjBee62]

OK guys, I know I am going to get hammered for this but I have RTFF and I think I know what this is all about but would like some feedback from those in the know or Boots on the Ground. I just got an email from the embassy in Bogot saying that the pico why Cedula will go back into effect through Christmas and into the new year. My questions are how does this affect tourists? How will this affect me if I want to take a taxi to an MP or a hotel or whatever? Will it affect walking around in Santa Fe, etc. Etc. Any help will be appreciated. Feel free to dog cuss me about RTFF if you must, but I just got the email yesterday. And just like the Covid restrictions they seem to change on a daily basis.

El Mechanico.

As a tourist your legal ID is your passport. That's the one you should be using. However, if you also have the passport card, you could probably use that as well.

[ShadowJ]

I've asked this question in various forms. But I think I'll try again before I go back to an AirBnB. I like clean, comfortable 3* and up hotels with fluffy towels and clean sheets. I also like bringing chicas in without a hassle.

I saw a report that sounded like the Marriott didn't bother you. Is that true? Are there any other nice hotels that tolerate female guests? Or at least don't have a ridiculous chica fee?

[El Mechanico]

From what I've read, it doesn't affect movement around the city. You may be asked for you ID when you enter more proper establishments. I doubt you'll be asked for a massage parlor, but in anycase, just bring two ID's one ending in an odd number and one ending in an even number.

https://www.eltiempo.com/bogota/vuelve-el-pico-y-cedula-a-bogota-tras-incremento-de-casos-de-covid-556041

That's what I was thinking. My DL ends in an odd number & passport ends in an even number. I have contacted several prepagos and the answer seems to be the same. Unless I am going to a supermarket, bank, mall. Department store, etc, I won't be stopped or interrogated. Thanks for your response.

El Mechanico.

[The Tall Man]

Back in Bogota, leaving tomorrow. I miss HKTJ and their CLEAN rooms. Virus? I was told if you stay in an enclosed space for 2 hours where someone has the virus, you will get it. Passing by, nada.

I had to see Medellin. I like everything about it except the cabbies and too much walking uphill. I am not just a monger. Tours in Medellin were amazing. But Bogota is easier to get around. I think the holidays slowed everything down. Still I met 4,. 10's in 30 days and a lot of others. I wish the casas in Bogota were easier to find. WTF? I'll be back. Probably in 3 months. I will say this. Seeking in Medellin is a waste of time, mostly pro's there. Girls are going on-line, trolling. Cost you 300 k + for a 9. Bogota is better for SA. It takes a lot of time however. La Isla spoiled me. WOW More details later.

Good to meet you a few weeks back when you got to Medellin, sounds like you enjoyed yourself, and yes the chicas are fun at La Isla, I will never forget that first night we headed up there, the building power was going on and off and good thing we decided to stay until the power was on again, oh the memories.

Gods speed to you my friend and hurry back.

The Tall Man.

[MiamiBoy1]

Seeking in Medellin is a waste of time, mostly pro's there. Girls are going on-line, trolling. Cost you 300 k + for a 9. Bogota is better for SA. It takes a lot of time however. La Isla spoiled me. WOW More details later.

Good deal for a 9, if you ask me. Less than $100. If it is a normal 3-4 hrs date.

Could you please share your experience with SA in Bogota?

[Kazeu]

OK guys, I know I am going to get hammered for this but I have RTFF and I think I know what this is all about but would like some feedback from those in the know or Boots on the Ground. I just got an email from the embassy in Bogot saying that the pico why Cedula will go back into effect through Christmas and into the new year. My questions are how does this affect tourists? How will this affect me if I want to take a taxi to an MP or a hotel or whatever? Will it affect walking around in Santa Fe, etc. Etc. Any help will be appreciated. Feel free to dog cuss me about RTFF if you must, but I just got the email yesterday. And just like the Covid restrictions they seem to change on a daily basis.

El Mechanico.

From what I've read, it doesn't affect movement around the city. You may be asked for you ID when you enter more proper establishments. I doubt you'll be asked for a massage parlor, but in anycase, just bring two ID's one ending in an odd number and one ending in an even number.

https://www.eltiempo.com/bogota/vuelve-el-pico-y-cedula-a-bogota-tras-incremento-de-casos-de-covid-556041

[El Mechanico]

MP? Santa Fe? LOL. You funny. It means you can't do shit unless it is your day. No grocery store, no bank, no restaurant, no outside. Only pharmacy, doctor, and funeral. This will be until January 15th.

Solo quedarn exceptuados de esta nueva medida los centros de salud, las farmacias y los servicios funerarios.

https://www.portafolio.co/economia/A...MP-547705.html

Ok, thanks M. E. I understand the basics of the P why see regulation. So now what I am asking is. As a foreigner / Non-Colombian / Gringo, how do I determine which is my day & which is not my day. So before you say "It is according to your CEDULa number! I don't have a CEDULA, So is the passport used or which document is used?

Thanks.

El Mechanico.

[Mr Enternational]

I just got an email from the embassy in Bogot saying that the pico why Cedula will go back into effect through Christmas and into the new year. My questions are how does this affect tourists? How will this affect me if I want to take a taxi to an MP or a hotel or whatever? .

MP? Santa Fe? LOL. You funny. It means you can't do shit unless it is your day. No grocery store, no bank, no restaurant. Only pharmacy, doctor, and funeral. This will be until January 15th.

Solo quedarn exceptuados de esta nueva medida los centros de salud, las farmacias y los servicios funerarios.

https://www.portafolio.co/economia/A...MP-547705.html

[Turgid]

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/most...111346258.html

Help them out gentlemen.

[El Mechanico]

OK guys, I know I am going to get hammered for this but I have RTFF and I think I know what this is all about but would like some feedback from those in the know or Boots on the Ground. I just got an email from the embassy in Bogot saying that the pico why Cedula will go back into effect through Christmas and into the new year. My questions are how does this affect tourists? How will this affect me if I want to take a taxi to an MP or a hotel or whatever? Will it affect walking around in Santa Fe, etc. Etc. Any help will be appreciated. Feel free to dog cuss me about RTFF if you must, but I just got the email yesterday. And just like the Covid restrictions they seem to change on a daily basis.

El Mechanico.