Bogota Reports

[Voyajer1]

So if you punch the homofagott or the working girl upside their head and knock them the f*ck out for their actions, this will stop this BS. Don't you agree? They can talk all the crap they want, but once they begin touching me, it is just like a reflex action: You touch me first and I swear you'll be eating from a straw. That's a promise. I don't advocate anyone else do as I do, but that is exactly why I don't have problems with people aggresively touching my privates without prior agreement under any circumstances. I give them a serious warning first then at first touch it's on! Trust me, for me, it really works!

A taxi driver told me that Santa Fe is becoming the reign of cosquilleros, that is those girls or TVs who put hands on you, touching your dick (huevo) and everywhere, and with incredible ability take out things from your pocket and disappear.

Things are changing? More cosquilleros out there? These are the two episodes, happened to me one after the other in ONE hour around 1am-2am this week.

1) I cross the CL. 20, lonely street except a group of TVs. Shit! One of them, very tall, walks straight to me while I cross the road to keep distance from them. He starts to touch my dick and everywhere. I keep my hands INSIDE the two front pockets, where I keep my things, and I feel his hands touching my cock, pressing the back pockets (ahah! Only a dirty nose tissue) , then trying to enter the front pockets. I keep on walking and pushing him away with my chest, with my hands always in the pockets. Finally he tells me bad words and goes away.

2) A very fat woman, in a group of 6-7 girls in front of Paisas, approaches me offering his mouth services with "graphic language" (ahah, let's use the US political language) , touching my cock and everywhere. Same as before, I keep my hands in the pockets, but this time is more difficult. After some exploration from outside, she PUTS her hands in my pockets. There is no room for two hands in one pocket, so my hands start a battle to push my things down and her fingers up. All this while she keeps on telling me how she would suck me and almost licking my face. I finally push her away with my chest, almost violently. In my pockets I had many things, incl. A poor mobile phone, my watch, coins, loose money, my wallet, a nose spray, but I saved everything from her fingers.

Beware of cosquilleros!

(and, it does not matter if a TV is touching your cock or putting a finger in your ass, never extract your hands from your pockets)

[Fethard]

Thanks! I'll be there next week. I think I'll load up on mousetraps for my pockets (and maybe a cup or cod piece).

A taxi driver told me that Santa Fe is becoming the reign of cosquilleros, that is those girls or TVs who put hands on you, touching your dick (huevo) and everywhere, and with incredible ability take out things from your pocket and disappear.

It is TRUE. It happened to me TWICE in one evening in the streets of Santa Fe this week. Incredible enough, because in many years I go to Santa Fe that happened to me only once before. A girl at Manizalitas two years ago started to touch my dick and, with the other hand, was able to remove the wallet from the front pocket, empty it (20k) and leave it to fall on the floor before I would realize that my pocket was empty.

Things are changing? More cosquilleros out there? These are the two episodes, happened to me one after the other in ONE hour around 1am-2am this week.

1) I cross the CL. 20, lonely street except a group of TVs. Shit! One of them, very tall, walks straight to me while I cross the road to keep distance from them. He starts to touch my dick and everywhere. I keep my hands INSIDE the two front pockets, where I keep my things, and I feel his hands touching my cock, pressing the back pockets (ahah! Only a dirty nose tissue) , then trying to enter the front pockets. I keep on walking and pushing him away with my chest, with my hands always in the pockets. Finally he tells me bad words and goes away.

2) A very fat woman, in a group of 6-7 girls in front of Paisas, approaches me offering his mouth services with "graphic language" (ahah, let's use the US political language) , touching my cock and everywhere. Same as before, I keep my hands in the pockets, but this time is more difficult. After some exploration from outside, she PUTS her hands in my pockets. There is no room for two hands in one pocket, so my hands start a battle to push my things down and her fingers up. All this while she keeps on telling me how she would suck me and almost licking my face. I finally push her away with my chest, almost violently. In my pockets I had many things, incl. A poor mobile phone, my watch, coins, loose money, my wallet, a nose spray, but I saved everything from her fingers.

Beware of cosquilleros!

(and, it does not matter if a TV is touching your cock or putting a finger in your ass, never extract your hands from your pockets)

[Black Page]

A taxi driver told me that Santa Fe is becoming the reign of cosquilleros, that is those girls or TVs who put hands on you, touching your dick (huevo) and everywhere, and with incredible ability take out things from your pocket and disappear.

It is TRUE. It happened to me TWICE in one evening in the streets of Santa Fe this week. Incredible enough, because in many years I go to Santa Fe that happened to me only once before. A girl at Manizalitas two years ago started to touch my dick and, with the other hand, was able to remove the wallet from the front pocket, empty it (20k) and leave it to fall on the floor before I would realize that my pocket was empty.

Things are changing? More cosquilleros out there? These are the two episodes, happened to me one after the other in ONE hour around 1am-2am this week.

1) I cross the Cl. 20, lonely street except a group of TVs. Shit! One of them, very tall, walks straight to me while I cross the road to keep distance from them. He starts to touch my dick and everywhere. I keep my hands INSIDE the two front pockets, where I keep my things, and I feel his hands touching my cock, pressing the back pockets (ahah! Only a dirty nose tissue) , then trying to enter the front pockets. I keep on walking and pushing him away with my chest, with my hands always in the pockets. Finally he tells me bad words and goes away.

2) A very fat woman, in a group of 6-7 girls in front of Paisas, approaches me offering his mouth services with "graphic language" (ahah, let's use the US political language) , touching my cock and everywhere. Same as before, I keep my hands in the pockets, but this time is more difficult. After some exploration from outside, she PUTS her hands in my pockets. There is no room for two hands in one pocket, so my hands start a battle to push my things down and her fingers up. All this while she keeps on telling me how she would suck me and almost licking my face. I finally push her away with my chest, almost violently. In my pockets I had many things, incl. a poor mobile phone, my watch, coins, loose money, my wallet, a nose spray, but I saved everything from her fingers.

Beware of cosquilleros!
(and, it does not matter if a TV is touching your cock or putting a finger in your ass, never extract your hands from your pockets)

[Black Page]

You are one lucky bastard! This happened only once in my life, about 30 years ago at a club in / around Amsterdam.

Never forget it.

The Tall Man

? Plenty of swingers clubs in the sinful Europe! As a single man, you can have your good time, but it's a hit&miss because not all couples are real couples in the life (someone is bringing a prepago attempting to have 2+2 fun with a real couple).

Outside Europe, I saw some swinger club only in S. Francisco, but it was the American version: very regulated, with security checking at 50cm that everything was going on correctly without harassments or excessive pushing to the playful couple. I like it more spontaneous.

So there are swingers clubs in Bogota too?

[Sammytheman]

I was in Bogota earlier this month (Feb) and the girl that I posted about a while back. Gloria. Picked me up from the airport in her car and then after a shower and some hot sex. She took me to a local swinger club called SW. We went in and it was PACKED with people and mostly hot chics! So that night I ended up having sex with 5 other women in that club! I basically paid for the evening with Gloria and ended up having 6 women that night! Now THAT'S a monger bargain story!

Wait a sec. You had sex with 5 women IN THE CLUB? Did the club have stabbin cabins?

[The Tall Man]

I was in Bogota earlier this month (Feb) and the girl that I posted about a while back. Gloria. Picked me up from the airport in her car and then after a shower and some hot sex. She took me to a local swinger club called SW. We went in and it was PACKED with people and mostly hot chics! So that night I ended up having sex with 5 other women in that club! I basically paid for the evening with Gloria and ended up having 6 women that night! Now THAT'S a monger bargain story!

You are one lucky bastard! This happened only once in my life, about 30 years ago at a club in / around Amsterdam.

Never forget it.

The Tall Man

[Member #4516]

I was in Bogota earlier this month (Feb) and the girl that I posted about a while back. Gloria. Picked me up from the airport in her car and then after a shower and some hot sex. She took me to a local swinger club called SW. We went in and it was PACKED with people and mostly hot chics! So that night I ended up having sex with 5 other women in that club! I basically paid for the evening with Gloria and ended up having 6 women that night! Now THAT'S a monger bargain story!

[Love Handler]

Is Michelle, built like a brick shithouse. The "D" boobs, thin waist, very muscular, no kids and an ass to die for. 100 percent PSE.

Loves to watch herself in a mirror. Beautiful morena color. And she can be a kinky as you like. I believe she is originally from Buga, near Cali and is now working in bog? Is this the michelle you met?

Thanks.

Mel

No this isn't her, although that michelle seems stunning. No she's from Cartagena, and she's darker, a negra but has real cute face and real slim. She provides excellent service as another posted here and confirmed. I visited her again on Friday and it just gets better. DFK and DATY were now available. She was happy to get very wet and enjoy the sex. No hangups, very friendly incredible body to body massage, lots of ball, body, nipple and ear licking. She loves what she does and is the most popular girl there. She's always booked up.

If you like thin and sexy negras with great tits go and see her, you won't regret it.

[Peff13]

Is Michelle, built like a brick shithouse. The "D" boobs, thin waist, very muscular, no kids and an ass to die for. 100 percent PSE.

Loves to watch herself in a mirror. Beautiful morena color. And she can be a kinky as you like. I believe she is originally from Buga, near Cali and is now working in bog? Is this the michelle you met?

Thanks.

Mel

Fits most of these, Mel, but I'd say this Michelle is a tad darker, boobs more like C (and natural!) , plus she claims to be 100 % Cartagena. Seems you may have to stop by and see for yourself. Too bad you'll enjoy it either way.

Peff

[Mel365]

Is Michelle, built like a brick shithouse. The "D" boobs, thin waist, very muscular, no kids and an ass to die for. 100 percent PSE.

Loves to watch herself in a mirror. Beautiful morena color. And she can be a kinky as you like. I believe she is originally from Buga, near Cali and is now working in bog? Is this the michelle you met?

Thanks.

Mel

[Toreador]

I will be in Bogota a few hours awaiting a connecting flight, any suggestion for some mid or late morning fun (9-10 am) near or reasonable close to the airport?

[Peff13]

Michelle. One word: Awesome!

This gem is probably the best combo of erotic acrobatics and GFE I have ever had. I'd even say LH was toning it down in his report below.

I'd have settled for Jimena who was first in the lineup (of 5 this early morning) , but when Michelle entered the room I knew I'd hit Jackpot. I won't bother you guys with action details, just get there and do her!

But like LH stated, don't give her anything nasty, because this one can handle a loooong mileage. The nastiest _I_ gave her was a bad-ass DATY-O, that is unless her acting skills really fooled me. I kinda think it was real, though, because nothing else on her was fake. And then she hung out with me for an extra hour, bought some snacks and beverage (off of her own tip) , and made sure I did not leave until I knew her cell phone number by heart.

Michelle. 24year old 170cm, shaped like Beyoncé but less inflated in all ends (including the penthouse!)

Score: 9. 5 on all items.

WIR: Get in line, guys!

Monger on!

- Peff.

Porcinuncula

VIA Spa, Carrera 13a # 79-71, Piso 2. 6-8 Chicas. Prices: 80k-170k. Tel: 236 3855. Hours: 9am to 10pm.

[Peff13]

Not that I have seen anyone complaining about her absence, but there MUST be someone blue-balled and aching for this news: Laura is back at OneRelax after her 1 year leave!

Reminder: OneRelax is at the Autopista Norte con 129a, above the easily found Ample Auto car accessories shop with the red star (pentagram?) logo on the roof. Entrance is the discrete door on the south side of the building, you walk up some stairs (not sure if it is one or two floors up. Always in a hurry when entering. You can rent a "suite" in the upper floor if you think the massage cubicles are not comfy enough. Services start at 70k, as far as I remember.

I happened to have some spare time one morning and stopped by for a quick and simple 70k massage and BJ. They were obviously short on chicas at this hour, and had to improvise a bit on the line-up. First one was a voluptious and eager amazone, I'm sure she would have broken my back if I let her touch me. Friendly and smiling, though. Second one looked like the cleaning lady, maybe 35 whyear old and wearing regular working clothes instead of the body-hugging uniforms of the casa. I bet she's good at the massage part, but I was aiming a bit higher. Last in the door was Laura, and ka-boom! I instantly knew all my plans for the day had changed.

Laura is petite, I guess 155 cm, with long blondish striped hair, a slim waist and a fairly small but curvy butt, and a lovely & natural rack that would have looked smallish on most other girls but is just swell on her frame. She is in her early 20'ies, and has a wonderful smile and sparkling eyes. She is not yet in their web pages, these are anyway outdated for most of the girls there (e. G. MaFe is out of the country for most of the time).

She explained the deal (170 for the full package) and left the room to get me a coke. About four days later she returned and helped me with my last sock, before putting me face down on the massage table. The massage was not much of a muscle or joint fixer, but very sensual and sexy. I did not complain. She then turned me over and I got to explore her entire body with my hands and mouth, before she straddled me and set off towards the sunset. Half-way there and a few positions later she commented that the massage table was not the best setting, and we ended up in a few standing variations, before she converted the ugly chair in the corner to a nifty bed on the floor. We probably kept it going for another half hour there in many variations, before she claimed it was time for dessert. I was not the least disappointed she left the wrapping on, as her skills far outshone any other CBJs I've had lately. Next time I will try sneaking a bit closer to that incredible back door of hers that I was mouthwatering over for the last 10 mins, though not sure if she is up for that before later. We finally snuggled up and talked like old friends for another half our. She has a great sense of humor, she's curious, caring, smart, and all in all gave a true GFE!

It turns out I was right about my suspicion. She hardly bears any mark of it at all, but the droplets seeping from her nipples when she got really aroused gave her away. She has a small kid at home, which is why she had to go back to this job.

So, guys, if you can treat a lady the way she deserves, get there and keep her business up! I will return, so please be nice! And if you're not, that female wrestler first in the line-up will be on your neck before you know it!

Laura. 22y. O. 155cm, slim but far from skinny.

Looks: 8.

Body: 8.

Rack: 8.

Attitude: 9.

Massage: 6.

FS: 7.

CBJ: 8.

WIR: Heck, yeah!

Deal: 170k, probably should have tipped on top of that but needed the cash for cab.

Time: Probably more than 2 hours, though Laura claimed it counted as only one.

Monger on!

- Peff

[Dad Fun 555]

I have been in this hobby for many years. I really liked the set up at Help in Rio, A disco where I could dance and know 90% of the girls were p4p. Are there any discos in Bogata where you can dance and the girls are available? I've been to Juan Pablos and Laylos but JP's is small and not many girls and Laylos, while the girls are hot, seems to be a tourist trap with stupid prices.

My info is dated, but here's a lead: there are many "after-hours" bars where after the legal clubs close (at 2:30 AM, I believe) , and many of the working ladies go there, and you can still pick them up (and not ALL the ladies inside are working). They are not necessarily discos like Help but more like dive bars, but with a similar atmosphere to Help, filled with tons of working girls dancing & drinking. I have been to these and have had a ton of fun (and loads of alcohol). There was one particular one which was very famous, the name & location is jogging my memory but I think it was called Maracaibo and located around Ave Caracas & Calle 39. This was 5 or 6 years ago (and before so many brain cells have been destroyed by alcohol) , so might be totally botched. There will also be touts / taxis in Santa Fe advertising these places at closing time, or you could ask a club security guard or waiter who you trust, who would be on top of the current scene.

[Carnicero]

Visited a couple of months ago, sorry for delay. Sexi Girls seemed like a decent lineup but no gems. 60k hr. Across the street, one block towards the metro, there is another 'new' casa, with a similar lineup, and slightly cheaper prices at 50 hr, could be promotional. The rooms were more expansive, had windows, sunlight, bathroom. And I happened to find a girl I liked much more. Good deal, chill vibe. I didn't get the name of this place, easy to spot, large entrance doors but its not a rest. With stairs and a female silhouette on wall.