Bogota Reports

[Prelude141]

I lasted 5 nights in Bogota before I decided it wasn't for me. Flying to Medellin tomorrow.

Other than the previously mentioned difficulty finding BBBJ and associated extras, it seems like the pandemic and economic issues have changed the mongering scene. Cassanova and Lidos have shut down or moved, the remaining clubs in Zona T area are terrible- Pussy House, La 49 are in decline, and as people have mentioned Santa Fe is not up to par. In general the streets seem empty- "for sale" and "for rent" signs are in about half the windows. I am in Parque 93, and walking around this morning I felt like I was in a post-apocalyptic sci fi movie where I was the last man alive. Add to that its cold and the thin air makes it hard to sleep- not sure why this is on anyone's list.

My buddy had a great experience 6 months ago with SA, but it seems even that has gone downhill. I think the main draw for Bogota at this point is for people who like quick, covered, cheap, impersonal sex in SF or the casas- which granted is still a draw. Other than that, there's no reason to be here. I doubt I will come back.

Zebra.

Gosh, you are depressing me, I'm due to fly there in August. Hopefully I have a chica there who waits for me but that was not the plan to shag only my regular. I hope that your view is subjective and I will find fun. I used to go through the casas in chapinero during day lights, I found gems there. Are they all closed as well? I learnt that chica milenio is closed but there were at least 20 more in the area.

Covered blowjob is not new in Bogota, it has always been. Are you sure you visited before? It changes to uncovered only once the girl knows you a bit more after you saw her a few times.

[Member #4729]

Zebra when you went to Mezzanine the reason why all of the doors magically opened when you went up the stairs was because each of those rooms the girls are in have a bank of cameras pointing at the stairs you have to walk up and the walkway to each of the doors. So they see you coming.

Also I had to literally either bend the girl over the massage table or have her open her legs and sit on the edge. Thats how small the rooms are.

Still for a quick nut its not bad an an interesting experience.

Showdown.

I figured that. It's a cool little place and my girl was actually attractive. Just in general it might be that format is not for me. But yeah, crazy small rooms.

[JjBee62]

Thanks to the advice of Xpartan, I just received a certificate of recovery from Covid and will be heading home Thursday morning. The best part was, it's cheaper to have a doctor make a house call than it is to get a Covid test at home. 150 k for the doctor and she was hot.

The site I used for the doctor was.

https://controlmedic.co

You can handle everything through WhatsApp.

[Member #4729]

I lasted 5 nights in Bogota before I decided it wasn't for me. Flying to Medellin tomorrow.

Other than the previously mentioned difficulty finding BBBJ and associated extras, it seems like the pandemic and economic issues have changed the mongering scene. Cassanova and Lidos have shut down or moved, the remaining clubs in Zona T area are terrible- Pussy House, La 49 are in decline, and as people have mentioned Santa Fe is not up to par. In general the streets seem empty- "for sale" and "for rent" signs are in about half the windows. I am in Parque 93, and walking around this morning I felt like I was in a post-apocalyptic sci fi movie where I was the last man alive. Add to that its cold and the thin air makes it hard to sleep- not sure why this is on anyone's list.

My buddy had a great experience 6 months ago with SA, but it seems even that has gone downhill. I think the main draw for Bogota at this point is for people who like quick, covered, cheap, impersonal sex in SF or the casas- which granted is still a draw. Other than that, there's no reason to be here. I doubt I will come back.

Zebra.

[Showdown]

Zebra when you went to Mezzanine the reason why all of the doors magically opened when you went up the stairs was because each of those rooms the girls are in have a bank of cameras pointing at the stairs you have to walk up and the walkway to each of the doors. So they see you coming.

Also I had to literally either bend the girl over the massage table or have her open her legs and sit on the edge. Thats how small the rooms are.

Still for a quick nut its not bad an an interesting experience.

Showdown.

[JjBee62]

I live here. I have a rare condition. My body does not acclimate to the altitude. I finally woke up and started drinking te coca. Wow. No problems for 3 weeks. And one day I walked, slowly, about 7 miles. Otherwise, I would have these 'spells' where I would feel like I was going to faint. I had a complete heart exam at Fundacion Santa Fe. Total negative. I drink the tea twice or three times a day. It has nothing to do with cocaine.

My first time in Bogota I was still in halfway decent shape. The altitude didn't bother me until the day I tried walking up a slight hill. Damn near wiped me out.

My other 2 visits were after spending months in Medellin, losing quite a bit of weight and walking 5-10 miles every day. One day I walked nearly 30 miles and other than sore legs I felt great. That includes walking all the way from Parque Virrey to Unicentro mall and then back through Chapinero.

This time, with dealing with the Covid, there have been days when walking to the bathroom was an ordeal. I'm hoping tomorrow I'll get to at least do a bit of walking to test my recovery.

[JjBee62]

I just passed by your hotel and thought to myself, why didn't he order Rappi?

I tried to order Rappi in Medellin and after setting everything up and confirming the test charge on my card, 10 minutes later they told me they had cancelled the order because they couldn't confirm the charge to my card. Ended up ordering pizza.

Mostly my appetite hasn't been worth the effort. A cup of yogurt for breakfast and a few spoonful's of Ajiaco for dinner was all I could handle. Back to eating full meals today. Tomorrow morning I've got a doctor coming over to hopefully give me a certificate of recovery, so I can get off quarantine.

[Elvis 2008]

I live here. I have a rare condition. My body does not acclimate to the altitude. I finally woke up and started drinking te coca. Wow. No problems for 3 weeks. And one day I walked, slowly, about 7 miles. Otherwise, I would have these 'spells' where I would feel like I was going to faint. I had a complete heart exam at Fundacion Santa Fe. Total negative. I drink the tea twice or three times a day. It has nothing to do with cocaine.

Cocoa tea is a stimulant and opens up your airways. That is the effect you are seeing.

When I am in Bogota for more than 3 days, my nose starts running. I bought a nasal antihistamine and it went away. In your case, you should do that if your nose is stopped up like mine.

And for a better stimulant, use an asthma inhaler like Advair. It is a steroid in combination with a bronchodilator. You take two puffs of that twice daily. I think you can get that over the counter in Bogota.

It sounds like you just have routine asthma / allergies. The problem with natural stimulants is that most only last at most 4 or 5 hours. And stimulants (like cocaine) make sex better. I am more sensitive and have bigger loads when I use stimulants.

[Mr Enternational]

Now I'm trying to decide how best to use that small window. Other than getting out and eating something that didn't come from room service, I'm undecided.

I just passed by your hotel and thought to myself, why didn't he order Rappi?

[PirateMorgan]

I live here. I have a rare condition. My body does not acclimate to the altitude. I finally woke up and started drinking te coca. Wow. No problems for 3 weeks. And one day I walked, slowly, about 7 miles. Otherwise, I would have these 'spells' where I would feel like I was going to faint. I had a complete heart exam at Fundacion Santa Fe. Total negative. I drink the tea twice or three times a day. It has nothing to do with cocaine.

[MarquisdeSade1]

What options do you want us to focus on? Bogota now is not what it used to be. Most higher end clubs in the North are either closed or moved. Stopped by Mezzanine with my wingman on a Friday afternoon. Poor selection, barely 10 girls in total, average looking. CBJ is standard, and they won't do BBBJ even for an extra fee. Seeking Arrangement sucks, I have said this already. My wingman visited a few clubs in Chapinero. La 49, Pussyhouse, Las Divas on a Friday night. All three sucked, no talent. Tinder sucks too, I got over 90 matches, but not a single one I would do. Colombia used to be my #1 mongering destination, but after I visited Rio this June, Brazil becomes my number 1 in terms of talent and quality of life. I'm not sure if I ever want to come back to Colombia.

Speaking of Santa Fe, do yourself a favor and don't get drunk there and watch your pockets. My buddy lost 2 phones in less than a week. One was stolen by a working girl, second one was pickpocketed.

I don't like SF either and online is not for me, escorts and brothels have pimps / madames "calling the shots".

So I do my best work, off the beaten path, this is where I really excel jajajajaaa.

I wish I was there to show you some tips!!

I do off road mountain biking, I think of it the same way.

No guts no glory (many surgeries and trips to the ER but in the end YOLO).

[MiamiBoy1]

Why do all focus on Santa Fe? There are thousands of options in Bogota and you seem all to focus on the shithole of the city. I don't Get it.

What options do you want us to focus on? Bogota now is not what it used to be. Most higher end clubs in the North are either closed or moved. Stopped by Mezzanine with my wingman on a Friday afternoon. Poor selection, barely 10 girls in total, average looking. CBJ is standard, and they won't do BBBJ even for an extra fee. Seeking Arrangement sucks, I have said this already. My wingman visited a few clubs in Chapinero. La 49, Pussyhouse, Las Divas on a Friday night. All three sucked, no talent. Tinder sucks too, I got over 90 matches, but not a single one I would do. Colombia used to be my #1 mongering destination, but after I visited Rio this June, Brazil becomes my number 1 in terms of talent and quality of life. I'm not sure if I ever want to come back to Colombia.

Speaking of Santa Fe, do yourself a favor and don't get drunk there and watch your pockets. My buddy lost 2 phones in less than a week. One was stolen by a working girl, second one was pickpocketed.

[JjBee62]

Do NOT take a test. The CDC warns against taking a test after the recovery, since the remnants of virus, which aren't contagious anymore, can linger for months. Get a note from the local physician instead to get cleared for the flight.

Disclosure: I'm not a medical professional, so contact one to clarify.

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019...travelers.html

Good advice and I appreciate it. I didn't consider whether or not I'm now likely to have false positives. Time to contact the hotel manager and see if he can get me a doctor's recovery statement.

[Xpartan]

After 8 days of quarantine in Bogota, I'm almost recovered from Covid. The hotel has been very helpful, checking up on me daily and they even cut my room rate by 20%. Although, if I'd suspected I had Covid, and would need a quarantine, I'd have found myself a cheaper hotel, I have no complaints with the airport Courtyard by Marriott.

If all goes well, I hope to have a negative test on Monday, ending my quarantine a day or two before I fly home.

Do NOT take a test. The CDC warns against taking a test after the recovery, since the remnants of virus, which aren't contagious anymore, can linger for months. Get a note from the local physician instead to get cleared for the flight.

Disclosure: I'm not a medical professional, so contact one to clarify.

What if I recently recovered from COVID-19?
CDC does not recommend getting tested again in the three months after a positive viral test, as long as you do not have symptoms of COVID-19. If you have had a positive viral test in the past 3 months, and you have met the criteria to end isolation, you may travel instead with documentation of your positive viral test results and a letter from your healthcare provider or a public health official that states you have been cleared for travel. The positive test result and letter together are referred to as “documentation of recovery.”

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019...travelers.html

[Blade2001]

Isn't that backwards? Some athletes train at high elevation so they can kick ass at sea level where there is more air to breathe. The higher you go, the quicker you will experience hypoxia and pass out. You are saying that having more oxygen makes you more tired??

Yeah it's backwards and why it's so strange. Elvis provided a pretty good explanation of what might be happening to me.