Bogota Reports

[Mr Enternational]

I personally don't like the clubs tho. I never understood what was so great about getting ripped off on drinks and shit, if I want to drink I get the cheap bottle of tequila at D1, if I want to fuck I go get a 30 k street girl. If I'm paying extra it's for extras, why would I want to pay more for less just because it is inside a club?

Because some guys like a fun party atmosphere and are willing to pay for that, while other guys like me and you are focusing on fucking. There was a BM in Thailand that would go out to the clubs every night and spend a couple hundred dollars on drinks then over $100 for the girl. I had always said you could fuck those same girls for $30 without the club. Everybody swore it was impossible.

My question was where are those so-called stunners in the daytime. Are they locked up in a dungeon and only take a secret tunnel every night to get to the clubs? Nope. Those are the same chicks you see walking around in the daytime and in the street with pajamas on going to get food before work.

Well during the pandemic the clubs were shut down so he resorted to the apps. And who did he hook up with on the app for $30? One of the same club chicks that he had paid 5 times that before. The difference was that she was not club-ready or in the club. He complained that she was dressed in pajamas and had a baseball cap on when she came over. Yeah but like I said they are the same damn girls. He then came to the conclusion that it was the party atmosphere in the club that does it for him.

While we were hanging out another board member posed the question if we would rather fuck an ugly chick or a pretty trans. I said that well since I am into chicks and not dudes then of course the ugly chick. Both of them said they would fuck the pretty trans. Beauty is subjective, but it is pretty conventional what a dude and a chick are. Yeah, I am going to take the ugly chick every time over the subjectively pretty dude. Not everybody thinks she is ugly, but everybody knows he is a dude.

[TalkYes]

Planning a visit in about a month. Is it just me or has the quality of SA girls in Bogota gone down in the last year? I haven't upgraded to premium yet, could it be that a lot of the girls keep their profile hidden to basic members? Is that even a thing? Also looking for suggestions for clubs / massage / casas in Chapinero, Teusaquillo, and Usaquen. Last year I wasted a bunch of time going to places on the map only to find they were closed or maybe I just couldn't find them. Basically I'm just looking for some somewhat recent intel on what's decent north of Santa Fe. Thanks.

[Gabacho]

Went into one of the clubs on primero de mayo drunk and alone. I sit down and a girl is very pushy to order a bottle, so I did. Once we started drinking she kept trying to push me to drink more. Then I tried to leave and the front door guy said I can't leave because cops are outside. It's after hours at that point. Manager tells me to go back upstairs and wait. Moments later he said I can leave through the back door. I'm escorted to back and three dude attack and wrestle me to the ground. While they hold me down the girl grabbed everything from my pockets. The manager then comes in and tells the guys to lock me in one of the rooms. Minutes later they come in the room and they try to give me Gatorade. I said no. Knowing its been scoped. They keep trying almost force me to drink. But I don't budge. They eventually let me leave with 20 k for taxi. They stole 300 k and a cell phone and my belt. I got lucky. They could have knifed me or pulled a gun. The whole club was in on it. I went back to that area with some friend later that year. Went to the bigger clubs like Texas and can't remember the other name and had a great time during the hours of 10 pm. Mid-night. Moral of the story is don't go there alone and don't get drunk.

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I already wasn't much of a club guy, but you have given me a whole new reason (besides it being a ripoff) not to visit the clubs. I will stick to the streets LOL.

I remember when I was in bogotá I want to say like February of 2021 and alot of those clubs were closed due to covid. And I think you were only supposed to be outside on certain days I can't remember, but anyways I think alot of those club girls were working the street. One particular corner (I think where hotel J Vargas is) had like 80 girls all posted on the one corner. I remember it was amazing.

I personally don't like the clubs tho. I never understood what was so great about getting ripped off on drinks and shit, if I want to drink I get the cheap bottle of tequila at D1, if I want to fuck I go get a 30 k street girl. If I'm paying extra it's for extras, why would I want to pay more for less just because it is inside a club?

But thanks for sharing this story. And f*ck the clubs.

[MaddTraveler]

Prostitution is only legal in the "zona de tolerancia" in SantaFe area. In fact, the attitude of the police towards prostitution depends very much on the orders of the politician ruling the city. A few years ago a major was very much against prostitution and they made a raid on the mezzanines in street 104. They charged a few of the guys taking "services" in there with "induction to prostitution" which is declared a felony according to article 213 of the criminal code. The police kindly invited some tv news stations to the raid and some of the guys were seen handcuffed and taken out half dressed into police vans. They covered their faces though. It was a shit show. Now the Major doesn't care much about prostitution as long as no minors are involved. However being the crazy woman she is, this could really change anytime. I am not saying this will happen, just wanted to point out that prostitution is not 100% legal in Colombia.

Your info is partially inaccurate. Laws in Colombia arent determined by the Mayors nor varies by municipalities. The mayors or city controlled authorities regulate the Brothels and "tolerance zones" which they can operate in, and also enforces various activities to diminish pimping, trafficking, child sex, etc. Trafficking statutes (Law 985) in Col is federal, and punishment is 13-23 yrs for minor exploitation which is the main focus.

As for prostitution itself, it is fully legal in Colombia, period. If a brothel is operating without proper licenses or in non-auth zones, they can detain or fine all workers including customers, so research and read more carefully on that newstory you wrote, has nothing to do with the practice of illegal prostitution in Col.

[Ryck II]

Don't forget prostitution is legal in Colombia. While I was there, there were multiple groups of police around Santa Fe. Many right in front of the girls. I think it's odd to view this (for me at least) as I'm from the states and we have a backwards way of thinking about prostitution. But, there's not really anything they can pull you up for unless you're actually breaking a law. I get the impression, and I could be wrong, that the Colombian police unlike some Mexican border town police are not known for doing questionable "stops" or "threats to take you to the station" for bribes.

Obviously it's a different story at the airport. Again, it's not illegal but sex tourism is generally frowned upon, so it's not something that you're going to say to the immigration officer when you land in Colombia. "Yeah, I'm coming to shoot a load of cum over as many hot girls faces in Santa Fe" nor when you are coming back into the states as prostitution is illegal here. You should always have a plan as to what to say. So, know places that you plan to visit as a tourist, restaurants or food you'the like to try, shops that you want to go to, etc.

Prostitution is only legal in the "zona de tolerancia" in SantaFe area. In fact, the attitude of the police towards prostitution depends very much on the orders of the politician ruling the city. A few years ago a major was very much against prostitution and they made a raid on the mezzanines in street 104. They charged a few of the guys taking "services" in there with "induction to prostitution" which is declared a felony according to article 213 of the criminal code. The police kindly invited some tv news stations to the raid and some of the guys were seen handcuffed and taken out half dressed into police vans. They covered their faces though. It was a shit show. Now the Major doesn't care much about prostitution as long as no minors are involved. However being the crazy woman she is, this could really change anytime. I am not saying this will happen, just wanted to point out that prostitution is not 100% legal in Colombia.

[MaddTraveler]

How do authorities feel about foreigners vacationing in Colombia for sex tourism? Will police target you to bribe you for money?

First how do authorities know you're coming there for sex tourism? Majority of people going to col are families visiting, even some gringos have wives and gfs there, businesses, or even live there etc. So while some can assume, no one knows why you travel nor cares and even if you're asked why the fck would you say you're there for sex, why not just say "vacation"? Also someone already replied prostitution is fully legal and regulated there. Even cops will guide you to find brothels if you're loss, this wasnt the topic being discussed, was more about promoting and posting Colombia as a sex destination etc that they don't want or pimping.

[JjBee62]

How do authorities feel about foreigners vacationing in Colombia for sex tourism? Will police target you to bribe you for money?

Don't go around telling the authorities you're there for sex tourism and you'll probably be fine. It starts at the airport when they ask the purpose of your visit. Instead of blurting out "I'm here to fuck hookers," just respond "turismo."

[NeilGeorge]

Don't forget prostitution is legal in Colombia...

Obviously it's a different story at the airport. Again, it's not illegal but sex tourism is generally frowned upon, so it's not something that you're going to say to the immigration officer when you land in Colombia. "Yeah, I'm coming to shoot a load of cum over as many hot girls faces in Santa Fe" nor when you are coming back into the states as prostitution is illegal here. You should always have a plan as to what to say.

I am always going to Colombia to visit my Ex-wife. And always get profiled. Returning from Cali then demanded to x-ray my stomach, thinking I was a drug mule.

[Woodman09]

Went into one of the clubs on primero de mayo drunk and alone. I sit down and a girl is very pushy to order a bottle, so I did. Once we started drinking she kept trying to push me to drink more. Then I tried to leave and the front door guy said I can't leave because cops are outside. It's after hours at that point. Manager tells me to go back upstairs and wait. Moments later he said I can leave through the back door. I'm escorted to back and three dude attack and wrestle me to the ground. While they hold me down the girl grabbed everything from my pockets. The manager then comes in and tells the guys to lock me in one of the rooms. Minutes later they come in the room and they try to give me Gatorade. I said no. Knowing its been scoped. They keep trying almost force me to drink. But I don't budge. They eventually let me leave with 20 k for taxi. They stole 300 k and a cell phone and my belt. I got lucky. They could have knifed me or pulled a gun. The whole club was in on it. I went back to that area with some friend later that year. Went to the bigger clubs like Texas and can't remember the other name and had a great time during the hours of 10 pm. Mid-night. Moral of the story is don't go there alone and don't get drunk.

Wow-- I really want to go there-.

[Dcfan77]

Went into one of the clubs on primero de mayo drunk and alone. I sit down and a girl is very pushy to order a bottle, so I did. Once we started drinking she kept trying to push me to drink more. Then I tried to leave and the front door guy said I can't leave because cops are outside. It's after hours at that point. Manager tells me to go back upstairs and wait. Moments later he said I can leave through the back door. I'm escorted to back and three dude attack and wrestle me to the ground. While they hold me down the girl grabbed everything from my pockets. The manager then comes in and tells the guys to lock me in one of the rooms. Minutes later they come in the room and they try to give me Gatorade. I said no. Knowing its been scoped. They keep trying almost force me to drink. But I don't budge. They eventually let me leave with 20 k for taxi. They stole 300 k and a cell phone and my belt. I got lucky. They could have knifed me or pulled a gun. The whole club was in on it. I went back to that area with some friend later that year. Went to the bigger clubs like Texas and can't remember the other name and had a great time during the hours of 10 pm. Mid-night. Moral of the story is don't go there alone and don't get drunk.

What happened to you? You got scoped?

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[JerryTheGreat]

I visited Bogota back in March 2021 which I know the report is more or less useless know but I mainly wanted to give a shoutout to world traveler and routard for those 3 excellent maps, they definitely made my trip. Although I will admit, I never even made it out of North.

It was a 3 week business trip and I more or less visited the massage parlors on the mezzanine on calle 104 & carrera 15 everyday during lunch. It was right down the road from my we work and hotel, and I could just walk there, get my rocks off and walk back without arising any suspicion from colleagues. Those massage girls did so much in those little rooms I was very impressed, they must have been desperate, and COVID must've been hard. I was so spoiled, I was spraying faces, doing multiple shots in the same short session, I even banged the Asian hostess LOL (I have no idea how she got there but she was the only one who spoke any English, and she offered, since I didn't speak any Spanish). I'm blanking on prices but it was cheaaaaapp I do remember that. I remember giving my fave girl a $20 USD tip each time she would take me to nirvana and she was SO happy. I never even made it past the second door but I banged pretty much every talent in the first 2 doors.

Aside from the mezzanine I went to two clubs. La Piscina del Norte and Pussy House. Spoiler alert, la piscine del norte seems to be closed now, unfortunately. On google maps it looks like they're building trendy, yuppie condos where the old building stood. Ill tell the story anyway for those who are interested.

It was late in the evening (possibly 10) when I grabbed a taxi down from calle 100 where I was staying at the NH collection. After the taxi dropped me off I walked around for like 15-20 min nervous as hell, circling past multiple clubs. I don't even think I had planned to go to la piscina del norte that night because I remember a report saying it was too expensive. There were guys in the streets who accosted me 'girls girls you want girls?' I just shook my head as if to say 'Me! Involved in such debauchery! Step aside my good man' . I eventually walked past what would turn out to be Piscina del Norte when a tiny, cute Latin spinner named Yulieta would pop her head outside the club door in the teensiest excuse for a skirt to yell something at the guy standing outside; we briefly made eye contact before she closed the door, but I got a look at the merchandise, and decided to man up and go get my carrot. I walked in and was greeted by a friendly, older gentleman. No Spanish? No problem! He clapped his hands twice and a row of over 30 women assembled into a straight line with cadet like efficiency. My heart switched with my penis which then traded places with my brain. For 15 seconds I felt like the most powerful man on earth. 60 eyeballs all staring at me, all awaiting my decision, I got to say boys, it was SO hard, at least half of them were lookers with at least 5-6 8+ . I eventually locked eyes with Yulieta, the girl I saw outside and there was a certain warmth and comfort that I felt, even though she wasn't technically the best 'stunner' I pointed to her without a shred of self-doubt. The manager sat us down at a table and I order us some drinks. I was the only one in the club other than the girls. We used google translate and got on surprisingly better than I thought. We were laughing, flirting, The body language made up for any language barriers. I was seated back against the wall facing the club she was sitting to the side turned towards me and I could see the whole club, all 29 pissed WG's staring DAGGERS at poor Yulieta. It strangely made me feel good, that I had that kinds of power, and that I (my money) was wanted so badly, and made me realize I may be slightly narcissistic LOL. We finish getting to know each other, discussing business (again I'm so sorry, but numbers are so hard to remember 18 months after the fact), taxi back to my hotel. She had beautiful fair skin, cute big brown eyes, Selina Gomez's button nose (she actually looked a lot like Selena Gomez in general), with a few freckles to accent each side, beautiful, perfectly shaped, soft Ccups. I'll spare you the details, I don't want to put romance novelists out of business, but it was incredible. She stayed the night, we did it again in the morning, grabbed her number, agreed to see her a few more more times, and boom, I had myself a Colombian GF for the next few weeks. We went up to Monseratte together, museums together, dinners, and of course lots of private time at hotels. I switched from NH collection to the BOG hotel halfway through my stay, and it was worth every penny. The BOG hotel showers are the best showers I have ever been in, there's a shower head on every wall of the shower and it's like getting sprayed down 360 degrees while making love to a beautiful Latina. I don't know how we clicked so well with the language barrier but I swear I was making her genuinely laugh using google translate. I remember one night we were talking on the balcony, and she said 'somos' trying to think of the rest of the sentence when I blurted out 'EXTREMOS' like that line from It's always Sunny in PHL when the gang kidnaps a Mexican family and gives them an extreme home makeover. She was in stitches for a good 3 minutes. In the end I feel kind of bad we got along so great maybe she was expecting something more, she constantly messaged me everyday after I left Colombia and would send me angry frowny emojis when I wouldn't respond in a timely manner. I eventually had to block her, I was looking for a good time, not a Colombian wife, sorry. She has a sister too. Senior members can PM me for their numbers, I just have to fire up Binance and transfer some crypto, it's been like 6 months I still have too much anxiety to check on my losses.

My second experience at PH was significantly different. I walked past the actual club to the building next door which turned out to be the rooms you can go up to with the women. The guy at the actual entrance next door whistles and smiles beckoning me over. Great. Right off the bat exposed as a noobie. I get seated by some aggressive staff and was brought a beer and nachos I didn't order. I asked for a menu with prices about a half dozen times and was ignored each time. The guys brought a girl and sat her at my table, Venezuelan, honestly not my type, nerdy, with glasses looking type. The guy came over and said I had to pay for the beer and the nachos. I said I didn't order the nachos / what if I wanted to order more beer. He said you can order more but you have to pay now, and the nachos are mandatory. I was pissed, but the prices at least weren't criminal and I wasn't going to get stabbed over $3. 50 nachos. There were half dozen other tables occupied, but they were all groups of locals. Girls were walking around and most were hanging in the back by the reception, but none tickled my fancy, significant step down in quality of girls compared to piscina. A stripper started the show in the little runway / pole thing in the middle of the club (which I was sat next to) and the stripper was SEXY. I don't think I looked away from the moment she got on stage. I saw her, I knew I wanted her, and nothing was going to stop me. She had a body, fellas. Fair skin, perfect natural breasts I would guess Dcup, and an ass so perfect she qualifies for PAWG executive platinum pro status. ZERO cellulose, just a tight wide moon. Meh face, lot of makeup, late 20's maybe even early 30's. I slipped a 50 K in between her panties and grabbed a nice cup of ass in my hands. I know in the US that would get you thrown out so fast but I didn't care, and neither did the bouncer who started to walk up but then backed off when he saw the blue color of the note I slipped in her underwear. I know fellas I can get laid 3 times over in Santa Fe for 50 k, and I'm sorry, I wanted her attention, and I got it. She smiled and mouthed gracias after receiving the note, finished here show for the masses, then came over to my table immediately. Told the Venezuelan to get lost. The Venezuelan was all moody the whole time the stripper was dancing like 'she has a nice body, huh?' 'like yeah she does, why are you still here? (Didn't) Negotiate, pay, I don't remember how much but I actually felt intimidated to take away their best dancer for the whole night so I opted for a quick fuck at the club itself. A guy led her and me out the club and next door where I initially tried to go in, up the stairs into a dingy little room. The guy tells me I need to pay for condoms, I already have condoms, back and forth, things start to tense up, I start yelling at him, he leaves. It's not a big amount he was asking for but I hate that shit. All the little extras they try to do on top. The girl is more worried then impressed, she quietly tells me that I should pay the guy after we finish. Again I'll spare you the details, but it was hands down the best ass I've ever had. Constant eye contact, even in doggy she was turned around looking at me, turns out I remind her of an ex. I'm ME but I look racially ambiguous, I always have people come up and start speaking Spanish to me in the states. We finish up, leave the room and there he is, standing at the doorway, hands held out like poor little Oliver Twist. I compromise by telling him that I'm not giving him any money, but I would give it to the girl as a tip (he probably took it from her later but idc, I wasn't handing him any money). She gives me her number and messages me that she works at a cafe during the day and that I should come visit her there as it is a much more relaxed atmosphere. I would've taken her up on her offer too but I woke up next day to the mayor of Bogota announcing a shut down of the city, called United changed my flight for that very night. Shame. Senior member can again get the digits once I make this subscription.

All in all I had an absolute blast in Colombia, solo, first time, zero Spanish. I'm in my early 30's on the short side with a dad bod too so don't even go there about oh well of course it's easy for a young looker to get laid. Sorry I couldn't be more helpful with the prices but I forgot so many prices is because it was so relatively affordable. I want to go back in February, I don't have anything booked yet but I researched that the weather is better in February and it is technically the low season so cheaper flights / hotels.

[Woodman09]

How do authorities feel about foreigners vacationing in Colombia for sex tourism? Will police target you to bribe you for money?

Most guys that come here is for sex.

For the most part-- they don't care-.

If you are smoking weed in public you may get shook down. If you stand out and act like an idiot you may get shook down.

[DaVinci40]

Don't forget prostitution is legal in Colombia. While I was there, there were multiple groups of police around Santa Fe. Many right in front of the girls. I think it's odd to view this (for me at least) as I'm from the states and we have a backwards way of thinking about prostitution. But, there's not really anything they can pull you up for unless you're actually breaking a law. I get the impression, and I could be wrong, that the Colombian police unlike some Mexican border town police are not known for doing questionable "stops" or "threats to take you to the station" for bribes.

Obviously it's a different story at the airport. Again, it's not illegal but sex tourism is generally frowned upon, so it's not something that you're going to say to the immigration officer when you land in Colombia. "Yeah, I'm coming to shoot a load of cum over as many hot girls faces in Santa Fe" nor when you are coming back into the states as prostitution is illegal here. You should always have a plan as to what to say. So, know places that you plan to visit as a tourist, restaurants or food you'the like to try, shops that you want to go to, etc.

How do authorities feel about foreigners vacationing in Colombia for sex tourism? Will police target you to bribe you for money?

[JT Traviezo]

Very good informative post. I'm newbie here and may be visiting Bogota sometime soon. Can you find working girls in regular dance clubs? If so, what clubs in what area and what would be going rates for these girls? Any precautions I should take going that route? Thanks in advance for any info.

I'll just post one more reply to this as I'm not up to date with Atlanta nor do I have a lot of experience in Bogota but I wanted to point out that Bogota does not have USA style strip clubs. You don't actually have to pay for a table or certain tables require a bottle purchase, etc. It works nothing like that. You mention "safe" clubs. The clubs are safe so just go visit a bunch of them until you find a girl.

[JT Traviezo]

How do authorities feel about foreigners vacationing in Colombia for sex tourism? Will police target you to bribe you for money?

Promoting or even hinting sex tourism is only one of many potential problems.

I've seen it happen over and over, assets seized, deportation, and yes you're always guilty first and by the time you get a trial it's been 5 years in prison, if you survive that long in there. There are very well documented cases of this happening in.

DR, CR, COL, and it's funny cause there are successful foreign businesses like restaurants, stores, hotels, bars etc. I personally know many owners.

Whereas the ones that are constantly being shut down or facing troubles, seizure or raided are the tourism / guide / sex / brothel ones, etc.