Bogota Reports

[NeilGeorge]

Hey what's a good time to get to Paisa Club at on Saturday?

Yes! Sometime after dark, I think they open about 5 pm but the girls do not come in on time.

[BlueChange]

Hey what's a good time to get to Paisa Club at on Saturday?

[The Tall Man]

Review is below, but quick question. I need to go back to Bogota for week starting March 29th. I have the opportunity to stay until April 15th, but that is right around Easter. Am I wasting my time staying that long? I can stay as little as a week, but would like to stay longer if I can have some fun. I plan on going back to Santa Fe and check out other spots like mezzanine.

I was recently in Bogota Feb 9th through the 16th. I had been 1 time before and ended up at one of the expensive clubs, and this time I wanted to try out Santa Fe. I contacted Woodman, and after a failed attempt on my part earlier in the week, I hired him for a tour Saturday early evening / night. Long story short, it was like a kid in a candy store. I felt safe the whole time, but it was kind of nice seeing it in the light to start. We met right outside of Sante Fe and he gave me a nice tour. He said it was a little early at 6:30 pm, but I had a flight to catch. After going through the various streets, we went into a couple of clubs. It was still a little early and the street girls were much better than the clubs. We went back to one of the first girls that I came across which was a petite spinner type to talk. She originally wanted 60 k, but Woodman talked to her and agreed to 40 k for 20 minutes. We went upstairs and had an amazing time. I don't speak any Spanish, so couldn't even ask for extras, so everything was covered. Still, she was extremely girl next door and so hot that it didn't matter. We then walked around a bit more and ended up in another club. We ended up getting a lap dance for 6+ songs for 20 k. She had us finger banging her and she going wild, so that was a lot of fun. After that we walked around some more and I found another amazing spinner. Same 40,000 and tried to get BBBJ, but no luck. It was a ton of fun though, and the perfect way to spend my last night in Bogota I need to learn Spanish!

I can't recommend Woodman enough.

Good feedback to this forum and sure to be useful to others. I know Woodman, met him about a year ago while he was giving another monger a tour in SF, we walked and talked and checked out the street chica and bars / clubs, all is good, he is a straight up legit guy who know more about SF than probably any other person in the whole of Bogota.

Sounds like you had a good time.

The Tall Man.

[Lsd0227]

I just left Peru and had a great time without a guide and about to visit Bogota this Sunday through Tuesday. I am trying to get in touch with Woodman for a tour.

[Woodman09]

Headed to Bogota in three weeks. Is Tequendama close to all the action? How are they with letting the girls in?

Teqendama Suites is better for bringing girls back. Many ISGers agree.

https://www.tequendamasuites.com/

[DeeVices]

Headed to Bogota in three weeks. Is Tequendama close to all the action? How are they with letting the girls in?

[Woodman09]

The early shift, morning and early afternoon are a good time thru out Latin and South America. Seems many chippers tell their families they work a reg job and consequently need to be home by late afternoon to keep them in the dark about her real 'job' .

Yes, also in the daytime casas in Chapinero and clubs away from Santa Fe are hot housewives working on the down-low.

[KangarooTed]

Am I wasting my time staying that long?

I go during Semana, and for longer. No question there are a couple of quiet days, so bear that in mind.

But it suits me and there is always fun to be had.

[JackTaggart]

Review is below, but quick question. I need to go back to Bogota for week starting March 29th. I have the opportunity to stay until April 15th, but that is right around Easter. Am I wasting my time staying that long? I can stay as little as a week, but would like to stay longer if I can have some fun. I plan on going back to Santa Fe and check out other spots like mezzanine.

I was recently in Bogota Feb 9th through the 16th. I had been 1 time before and ended up at one of the expensive clubs, and this time I wanted to try out Santa Fe. I contacted Woodman, and after a failed attempt on my part earlier in the week, I hired him for a tour Saturday early evening / night. Long story short, it was like a kid in a candy store. I felt safe the whole time, but it was kind of nice seeing it in the light to start. We met right outside of Sante Fe and he gave me a nice tour. He said it was a little early at 6:30 pm, but I had a flight to catch. After going through the various streets, we went into a couple of clubs. It was still a little early and the street girls were much better than the clubs. We went back to one of the first girls that I came across which was a petite spinner type to talk. She originally wanted 60 k, but Woodman talked to her and agreed to 40 k for 20 minutes. We went upstairs and had an amazing time. I don't speak any Spanish, so couldn't even ask for extras, so everything was covered. Still, she was extremely girl next door and so hot that it didn't matter. We then walked around a bit more and ended up in another club. We ended up getting a lap dance for 6+ songs for 20 k. She had us finger banging her and she going wild, so that was a lot of fun. After that we walked around some more and I found another amazing spinner. Same 40,000 and tried to get BBBJ, but no luck. It was a ton of fun though, and the perfect way to spend my last night in Bogota I need to learn Spanish!

I can't recommend Woodman enough.

[LatinaLover#1]

I love the early shift also, for the same reasons. The bakery I frequent is Panderia Pasteleria La Pureza on the corner of CL. 22 and Cra 17.

On first glance the corner can look kinda sketchy, but it's a relaxed vibe, a block off the action.

The early shift, morning and early afternoon are a good time thru out Latin and South America. Seems many chippers tell their families they work a reg job and consequently need to be home by late afternoon to keep them in the dark about her real 'job' .

[Woodman09]

I love the early shift also, for the same reasons. The bakery I frequent is Panderia Pasteleria La Pureza on the corner of CL. 22 and Cra 17.

On first glance the corner can look kinda sketchy, but it's a relaxed vibe, a block off the action.

That is a nice bakery. A little off the beaten track. That corner is a nice place to watch people it is like a village.

I usually go to the new one on CL 23 between 16 and 16 a. All the bakeries have crappy coffee there, but they have good breakfast and fresh exotic fruit juice.

Also super hot hookers come in and out. I have shared a meal with one of my girlfriends there. There are some decent places to eat in SF.

[JonSnow1]

The Venezuelan cedula has all the information on the front and has a red stripe. Can't remember much more about it.

How to spot a fake? Look at the picture. A lot of girls borrow someone's cedula, or use a stolen one. Check the height. If it says 1.70 and you're talking to a short girl, it's probably not her cedula. None of that will help you if she bought a good fake cedula. When in doubt, walk away.

Here is a copy of a Venezuelan ID. There is a 5 or 6 digit number (believe it's in red or green ink) on the back. The ID should be somewhat firm. Fakes that are sold in Santa Fe are somewhat flimsy and may not have the number on the back. A regular told me that they sell them for 40 K.

[JjBee62]

Thank you for the post.

Is the ID girls carry easy to verify if I don't know Spanish. Any do and don't for this as this seems to be one of biggest risk here.

The Colombian cedula is a white plastic card, similar to a driver's license. It's not a pure white, sort of a dingy white. On the front is the cedula number in this format:

1.555.444.333.

Beneath that is the person's names on 2 lines, "apellidos" and "nombres". That would be their last names, most have 2, and their first and middle names. Such as:

Smith Jones.

Suzy Dianne.

At the bottom is their signature and to the right is a photo.

On the back, top left is a thumbprint. Top line is place and date of birth. Date format is standard military format, day, month, year:

22 Abr 1999 for April 22,1999.

Next line is height, blood type and sex. Height is in meters 1.54,1. 62,1.93. Below that is the date and office when and where the cedula was issued. At the bottom is a barcode.

The Venezuelan cedula has all the information on the front and has a red stripe. Can't remember much more about it.

How to spot a fake? Look at the picture. A lot of girls borrow someone's cedula, or use a stolen one. Check the height. If it says 1.70 and you're talking to a short girl, it's probably not her cedula. None of that will help you if she bought a good fake cedula. When in doubt, walk away.

[Woodman09]

**The 18-22 girls seemed concentrate outside along 23rd and southernmost part of 15th and 16th and were mostly Venezuelan. The older ones were mostly on north side and 24th and are mostly Colombian.

Actually, at busy times there are 18-20 something hotties all the way around that block, and also from 22nd to 23 d on Cr 15, You can miss out if you don't check.

[KangarooTed]

I went to SF this morning at 8. There is a bakery I like to get breakfast at, great caldo costilla. I saw 6 or 10 hot streetie sweeties this was just walking through part. After breakfast 8;30 walking out I saw more pretty hot girls out, like 15. There are some nice girls that do the early shift.

I love the early shift also, for the same reasons. The bakery I frequent is Panderia Pasteleria La Pureza on the corner of CL. 22 and Cra 17.

On first glance the corner can look kinda sketchy, but it's a relaxed vibe, a block off the action.