Bogota Reports

[Showdown]

I'm going to be in Bogota next week. I'll be taking a Woodman tour my first day. He has been a great contact thus far.

I have a few questions still after ready back two years of the forum.

1. From what I understand Uber no longer works in Bogota. So does that mean I need to use the Easy Taxi or Cabify apps that have been discussed? Do these apps work like Uber? I like taking a taxi most of the time as I find it inexpensive.

2. On that note it seems its easier just to leave the airport in a normal taxi downstairs. This should cost 30 k to Santa Fe correct?

3. I have always been fascinated by the Choco region. It is supposedly the most impovereished part of Colombia and the majority of people there are black. In this vein are their any black girls working the streets in Santa Fe? I'd love to find one from Choco.

4. From what I had read the best place to use the ATM when you first arrive (I will not use an ATM on the street) is the Colpatra / Davividena ATM at the airport across from Migration. Is this still true and what part of the airport is this ATM in?

5. Is the Tantra Spa still open? This place appears to be near Abu Dubai Spa so ID like to do both when I am in the area.

6. Where can I get the small bills necessary to pay exact?

7. I've got a thing for preggos or lactating girls. Are they to be found among the Santa Fe SW's? One board member in Medellin connected me with a girl there and although I won't being her down she keeps sending me videos of her pumping glasses full of milk in an effort to get me to bring her to Bogota. I'll post some pics and videos she sent.

8. If I want to leave Santa Fe at night where is the best place to use the taxi apps to get a taxi? Everything I read says Uber and others will not come to Santa Fe.

9. How are you guys cleaning yourselves up between girls? Many reports say the rooms have no running water. Are you using baby wipes?

10. Given the ridiculous cost of prescription drugs in the USA ID like to bring back some Amoxicliin. Can anyone recommend any other medicines worth buying and bringing back? Am I allowed to bring these medicines back to the USA?

Looking forward to your answers and my trip next week.

Showdown.

[Sangnyc21]

I was at a few strip clubs Saturday. I went to few at 11 and was the only customer. Ended the night at lidos (about 45 girls and 5 customer coming and going) stayed there till 430, still was live.

Question for anyone that knows Bogota is there any other club that compares to lidos?

I believe there's a few one of them are Olimpios. Routards faq has a lot of info. If you notice all the clubs close to that area have similar set ups. It's hit or miss. My first trip to Bogota 2 years ago Lidos had the hottest girls by far.

[Elvis 2008]

I was at a few strip clubs Saturday. I went to few at 11 and was the only customer. Ended the night at lidos (about 45 girls and 5 customer coming and going) stayed there till 430, still was live.

Question for anyone that knows Bogota is there any other club that compares to lidos?

It is good news that any are open. I thought that they were all closed.

[Carlotx]

I was at a few strip clubs Saturday. I went to few at 11 and was the only customer. Ended the night at lidos (about 45 girls and 5 customer coming and going) stayed there till 430, still was live.

Question for anyone that knows Bogota is there any other club that compares to lidos?

[Turgid]

Sounds like my air asia flight last year BKK to Manila.

Before I got off the plane I was so weak and ill.

I was in a hotel just sleeping not eating like your story for 4-5 days.

Side note right before it hit me on the plane.

The stewardess walked past a few times spring some noxious shit into the over head vent.

I was choking really badly.

My "theory" was they knew someone on the flight was ill with some funky shit.

I swear I was the only guy on that plane that wasn't chattering in arabic.

Apart from covid 19 there are some nasty bugs going around, I got one during my flight to Sao Paulo last year, laid me up for 11 days. Eleven days in my hotel room with no possibility of having sex.....in Sao Paulo.

[MarquisdeSade1]

When you test negative for COVID, you might want to test for antibodies next. They should be able to determine if you'd really had COVID before or if those incidents had been some other strong shit you caught. I remember flying into Panama City a couple years ago on United, I stupidly ordered a sandwich onboard, and was too lazy to go and wash my hands. By the time I got to my hotel, I had a fever and shakes of the magnitude I didn't remember having ever. I had to turn off the AC (again, Panama City! And stayed under 2 blankets and still couldn't get warm. Next morning I couldn't even think of getting out of bed. I spent 3 days total in my hotel room. Finally, on the 4th day felt better and ventured out of the hotel. Walked for about 5 minutes slightly uphill and had to sit down. The fucking thing fully cleared on the day 5, and man, it was scary.

What I'm saying is that if something like that happened to me in 2020, I would be totally sure it's COVID.

Stay safe!

Sounds like my air asia flight last year BKK to Manila.

Before I got off the plane I was so weak and ill.

I was in a hotel just sleeping not eating like your story for 4-5 days.

Side note right before it hit me on the plane.

The stewardess walked past a few times spring some noxious shit into the over head vent.

I was choking really badly.

My "theory" was they knew someone on the flight was ill with some funky shit.

I swear I was the only guy on that plane that wasn't chattering in arabic.

[Kelso1]

So, as I mentioned earlier I think I had 3 times-- The last time was verified and I am still recovering a bit.

First time it was just before lockdown. It was just a weird fever that lasted 48 hours-- a guy I was at Atonis with got a lapdance with a stripper the night before we both noticed how hot her temp was during performance and he was in alot of misery for a couple-3 days-- Me just fever chills.

Second time was a few months ago. I had the worst sore throat I have ever had for 12 hours also fever chills-- At the height of it I felt my throat closing and was having trouble breathing. I took some codeine and stayed in bed for 24 hours-- After that I felt fine but my lungs were congested and I was blowing up tons of flem for 2+ weeks-- I have never been sick like this before.

Third time was past weekend-- I was hanging out with these 3 gringos who just got here-- we were sharing joints and doing a bit of coke. After getting home Saturday night I came down with a fever and terrible headache -- The headache lasted 36 hours and I hardly got relief from alka seltzer or codeine-- I was in bed for 3 days -- I am in recovery now about 85%. Not sure but these guys I was with may have had it-- They were closest contact I had had with anyone except 2 girls I had banged on Thursday or Friday? -- so could have been one of them-- The guys are symptom free last I checked. They are 30-40 yo in great condition. Also my GF is 22 (1 of the girls) and she has no symptoms last I checked..

Your a nice guy. I wish of all the things you do in Santa Fe you would stop sharing joints with other people. I think that puts you at the most risk.

[LatinaLover#1]

A heads up to anyone trying to get to Bogota from the Southeast. After searching for a week to get a decent flight to Bogota, Delta finally posted a good flight schedule.

ATL. To Bog direct, $370 or abouts. And not only is the schedule good, It's a wide body jet to boot. 2 x3 x2 with seats blocked for covid. Leave ATL. In the afternoon direct and arrive early evening, Rtn. At 7;30 am or so also direct. No 1:30 am flight, No Connection, no $1599 price tag. And my 20,000 miles from flying Delta years ago are still there.

[Xpartan]

So, as I mentioned earlier I think I had 3 times-- The last time was verified and I am still recovering a bit.

When you test negative for COVID, you might want to test for antibodies next. They should be able to determine if you'd really had COVID before or if those incidents had been some other strong shit you caught. I remember flying into Panama City a couple years ago on United, I stupidly ordered a sandwich onboard, and was too lazy to go and wash my hands. By the time I got to my hotel, I had a fever and shakes of the magnitude I didn't remember having ever. I had to turn off the AC (again, Panama City! And stayed under 2 blankets and still couldn't get warm. Next morning I couldn't even think of getting out of bed. I spent 3 days total in my hotel room. Finally, on the 4th day felt better and ventured out of the hotel. Walked for about 5 minutes slightly uphill and had to sit down. The fucking thing fully cleared on the day 5, and man, it was scary.

What I'm saying is that if something like that happened to me in 2020, I would be totally sure it's COVID.

Stay safe!

[NeilGeorge]

Went with some guys to Mezzanine on Saturday. There are 6 studios only 3 were open-- I think the others are closed for business at this time.
I saw 9 girls there-- Probably more during the week- 4 were super hot.
So I guess that other places are now open?

Are the girls wearing masks or not? The table in the back room has the largest space available. Are people in general wearing masks in Bogota?

[LatinaLover#1]

Went with some guys to Mezzanine on Saturday. There are 6 studios only 3 were open-- I think the others are closed for business at this time.

I saw 9 girls there-- Probably more during the week- 4 were super hot.

So I guess that other places are now open?

Has to be the smallest massage room y table in the planet. My wingman fell off the table the first time we went there. LOL.

[JohnDarkSmith]

So I did a 3 city affair first starting in Bogota...

Thank you for the report.

[Woodman09]

Went with some guys to Mezzanine on Saturday. There are 6 studios only 3 were open-- I think the others are closed for business at this time.

I saw 9 girls there-- Probably more during the week- 4 were super hot.

So I guess that other places are now open?

[Woodman09]

So, as I mentioned earlier I think I had 3 times-- The last time was verified and I am still recovering a bit.

First time it was just before lockdown. It was just a weird fever that lasted 48 hours-- a guy I was at Atonis with got a lapdance with a stripper the night before we both noticed how hot her temp was during performance and he was in alot of misery for a couple-3 days-- Me just fever chills.

Second time was a few months ago. I had the worst sore throat I have ever had for 12 hours also fever chills-- At the height of it I felt my throat closing and was having trouble breathing. I took some codeine and stayed in bed for 24 hours-- After that I felt fine but my lungs were congested and I was blowing up tons of flem for 2+ weeks-- I have never been sick like this before.

Third time was past weekend-- I was hanging out with these 3 gringos who just got here-- we were sharing joints and doing a bit of coke. After getting home Saturday night I came down with a fever and terrible headache -- The headache lasted 36 hours and I hardly got relief from alka seltzer or codeine-- I was in bed for 3 days -- I am in recovery now about 85%. Not sure but these guys I was with may have had it-- They were closest contact I had had with anyone except 2 girls I had banged on Thursday or Friday? -- so could have been one of them-- The guys are symptom free last I checked. They are 30-40 yo in great condition. Also my GF is 22 (1 of the girls) and she has no symptoms last I checked.

Went and got tested and just found out I'm positive and must isolate at home. I must recheck in 10 days or so-- I had the Hydroxychloroquine / Z-pack but I did not take it. I would have if symptoms had gotten worse.

I think people at risk should be very careful and probably stay home, this virus is no joke. I am 57 and in pretty good shape. I am on testosterone and I think that probably helped me out. -- Actually had an injection on Tuesday and really started feeling much better.

[IronQuinn]

Yes but nada. The girls in Mexico are banging guys on the border as often as they can. Colombians have been in lock down with their vibrators. SA girls will venture out but they are not going to hang out unless it's some enhanced clean hotel room. Where our friend Woodman visits is the epicenter (almost) of Virus transmission. God bless him and his immune system. I know, don't believe Trump but partially he's right. Don't let the virus scare you. Bullets only hurt if they make contact. Latin America has some other problems just as deadly and they live their lives regardless. I've had bullets bouncing off walls next to me. Like Woodman I choose to take the risk (well not anywhere near what he does) but I do choose to go places most people would be appalled. Fuck Covid. Viva Colombia.

Tons of guys go to Santa Fe on a regular basis, that's why it exists. I agree with the bullet analogy. Woodman isn't doing anything different than hundreds of others, they all roll the dice. Of course, he might want to set down the joints and start picking up some dumbbells. A poor picture of health really increases your risks for an unpleasant time with Covid for anybody. But, it's not like all the other viruses took a break. This January into February, I was in Jakarta in some real seedy areas around Kota Indah. Which is just as bad, if not worse than Santa Fe for transmission purposes. I stayed right there and partook every day with those young busty Javanese and Sundanese girls. On my second week, I got nailed with something awful. Fever, sweats, congestion, GI issues, the works. This was when Covid was just coming on the scene, but a month before everything shut down worldwide. Did I have Covid? Who knows. There are so many other viruses out there that can mimic the same symptoms. It took me ten days to shake whatever it was, and I went right back to the girls. It's all about rolling the dice and what it's worth to you. And don't think for a moment that if you get a high-end escort that she's immune.