Bogota Reports

[Turgid]

You know I feel bad for Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk, They can never really hang out in Santa Fe without condemnation.

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Men like Zuckerberg and Musk will be very bored in Santa Fe. Hard cash makes them hard.

[Frogg]

That why I was saying the sentences are spanglish.

It's not Spanglish since it doesn't contain any English. It's just overly polite and formal for the situation. Your suggestions are good, only I would go with:

1. Haces oral sin condon?

2. No tengo enfermedades.

3. Tuve vasectomia.

[Woodman09]

You know I feel bad for Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk, They can never really hang out in Santa Fe without condemnation.

Anyhow, I went out last night with a couple guys about 11.30 last night. (I usually will not be there past 11 p) Just got back it's 2;30 am.

We checked out the south stroll first, there was a smattering of chicas about 1/6 of usual, definitely could have had fun.

Did a walk through and proceeded to the north stroll, there was some activity maybe a 1/7 of the usual but still some hotties.

We went to Atonis first. Some very hot live young girls to have fun with. I would have happily stayed but the guys wanted to check out everywhere so we moved on to Troya walked in there was 10 girls some hotties for sure. La Casona had about 6-7 girls, was quieter, but still good.

Moving down the club row, we walked into Paisas, many a beautiful girl in there 20+ chicas. My friend had a girl at Fiebre so off we went, Fiebre was really off the hook, tons of girls like 30+.

LOL, there was a raffle for todo la noche con tu favorita tickets for 10 mi, I did not win;.

Hanging in Fiebre was a lot of fin though. We were able to hang in the VIP area get lapdances (20 mil) and observe all the really beautiful girls. Photo attached.

After that we went to the new 24 hour bakery on calle 23 between CR16 and CR16 a for some breakfast. This is my new favorite hang out, good food and fresh fruit juice.

Definitely stop in for the guanabana, lulo, guyava or maracuya juice en agua if you have not tried those fruits before. Colombia is a Country for old men!

A good practice when walking into these bars to look is to tip the waiter who starts following you around wanting you to sit or buy a drink, (I save my 1 mill notes and coins just for this).

I will slip it to the waiter and say estamos bien, queramos ver ahorita¨ the waiter will give me a thumbs up and ease up. This 30 cents will has bought me a lot goodwill. I have many waiter friends in SF.

[Bleble]

Is not worth it, off course. That is why I was saying that the place is a rip off. Best thing you can find in the north part of the city are the mezzanines. There are some apartments in the north but they change location and girls all them time due to bad rep in local forums.

I don't know what is the best time to visit the mezzanine, but I visited at noon and didn't find anything appealing. I visited PH again today (Wednesday), and there were many girls. A few that I would consider fucking, but I just didn't feel like it after walking all over Bogota today. Plus I didn't want to ask for the price after receiving an initial quote of 200 mil a few days ago (which finally dropped to 120 mil). Since it is much higher than the typical # I see on the forum, I didn't want to get ripped off. I know that at the end of the day, it is not a huge difference in USD but I just didn't feel like overpaying.

[Bleble]

40-50 mil COP for breakfast? What are you eating? My expensive breakfast in Colombia, at a place that caters to gringos, costs almost 30 k, but it's enough for 2 people. .

Breakfast.

Restaurante Club Colombia. Expensive (more than 50 mil).

Castaña (60-70 for two people).

Lunch / dinner (typically 50-70).

La Pinta.

Restaurante Nazca.

Restaurante Daniel.

Of course you can always spend less on food. I'm on vacation and it is within my holiday spending budget. My friends stay in resorts and hotels when they travel, I stay in an Airbnb for a fraction of the cost.

[Ryck II]

What is up with the por favor and the puede? When you are fucking you actually tell chicks: "Turn over to doggy style please." "Please can you tongue kiss me?" "Please let me cum in your mouth." You guys are some weird fuckers (pun intended) if so. No wonder they make y'all pay extra for shit.

That why I was saying the sentences are spanglish. Off course you don't say por favor chupame la verga o por favor ponte en cuatro (doggy). You just ask. Volteate (turn over) or "levanta las piernas" (pull your legs up), or "tocate las tetas" (touch your tits) or "hazme el oral sin eso" (do oral sex without it).

Anyone interested in some normal spanish lessons? And not the "mesero una cerveza por favor, bien fria. " LOL.

[IronQuinn]

If you're like me, you're a little apprehensive about going bareback. Well, on a recent trip to Kenya, I tried out a new thin condom (new to me at least). It was fantastic. It's the "air thin" line from the company EXS, and only 45 microns thick. The one downside is they only come in standard size. I'm larger, however, I can attest they do stretch without discomfort. The first time I tried one, I stopped screwing this girl twice to check if it had broken because it felt like bareback. This is definitely my new go to. Check them out.

[JjBee62]

I was at atonis (near or next to troya in Santa Fe), and a lap dance is 10 mil pesos. Wow wtf, so cheap. There are some attractive ladies there. My breakfast is 40-50 mil already. So I'm not sure if it is worth it to pay $30 usd for private dance.

40-50 mil COP for breakfast? What are you eating? My expensive breakfast in Colombia, at a place that caters to gringos, costs almost 30 k, but it's enough for 2 people. My typical breakfast is 8-10 k. If I'm being cheap, then 6 k will do just fine.

However, $30 USD for a private dance, in a country where you can fuck for 30 minutes and have dinner for 2, all for under $30, seems a bit much. And I'm guessing it's a no touch dance.

[Mr Enternational]

Here are the Spanish phrases to remember:

1. Por favor, puede mamar mi pene sin condom.

What is up with the por favor and the puede? When you are fucking you actually tell chicks: "Turn over to doggy style please." "Please can you tongue kiss me?" "Please let me cum in your mouth." You guys are some weird fuckers (pun intended) if so. No wonder they make y'all pay extra for shit.

[Ryck II]

Here are the Spanish phrases to remember:

1. Por favor, puede mamar mi pene sin condom.

2. No tengo infirmidades. (no disease).

3 Or, Yo tuve vasectomia (if you want to risk unprotected sex without condom) Many Mezzanine girls will do bareback for double the regular price.

LOL, that is a good attempt at spanglish, an improved version would be (no offense, just contributing).

1. Me haces oral al natural? (would you do oral sex natural style).

2. Estoy limpio y sano, mirame! (I am clean and healthy, look at me).

3. That one is ok.

[NeilGeorge]

Then when it was time for the condom I told her, I give you XX more if you do it without it, and she said at first NO then I said ok offer is still up, just think about it and then she looked at my dick all around and asked "are you clean", well off course I am, I said. She was hesitating saying no I don't do this, and I don't want to get sick and I don't know you and whatever but then she said, ok don't tell any other girl if you come with anyone some other time and starting giving me a great BBBJ, balls licking, fast then slow, then spit on it, then some attempt at deep throat. Really nice.

Here are the Spanish phrases to remember:

1. Por favor, puede mamar mi pene sin condom.

2. No tengo infirmidades. (no disease).

3 Or, Yo tuve vasectomia (if you want to risk unprotected sex without condom) Many Mezzanine girls will do bareback for double the regular price.

[Ryck II]

You are right about the extra when it comes to kissing or DATY but for some guys there is something about BBBJ. Most girls in chapinero or mezannines don't do BBBJ but if you are clean, and not so bad looking and you offer 50 they'd think twice or thrice and the extra money comes as a big temptation. In the mezzanines I have had girls who say straight no when asked during negotiatio and even get angry and leave the room, but others once you are inside and see how you look and smell and offer they hesitate. Some say yes, some have self control and put the condom and forget the money. I guess for some guys is about bending the girls mind about BBBJ. Convincing power?

As a matter of fact I was there last week in one of the mezzanines in the back, the one before the last and I went with Alicia, 19 years old, no kids, very small boobs but had pierced nipples, a nice ass, and a great attitude. She is really a nymphomaniac and enjoys sex very much. I was charged 90 K I think for an hour, once inside everything was included except DATY, she claimed she didn't like how men did it and preferred women. We kissed, touched, licked, she caressed my balls in a very delicate and sexy way and started jerking me off while I fingered her pussy. Then when it was time for the condom I told her, I give you XX more if you do it without it, and she said at first NO then I said ok offer is still up, just think about it and then she looked at my dick all around and asked "are you clean", well off course I am, I said. She was hesitating saying no I don't do this, and I don't want to get sick and I don't know you and whatever but then she said, ok don't tell any other girl if you come with anyone some other time and starting giving me a great BBBJ, balls licking, fast then slow, then spit on it, then some attempt at deep throat. Really nice. Then we fucked and boy was she wet. I stopped to check the condom because those poor quality ones get ripped if you are not careful and she was like "why the fuck did you stop"?

We fucked some more, kissed some more and then I took out the condom and she sucked me some more and I came on her tits. It was nice. If you are into skinny cute girls then she is totally recommended.

[Ryck II]

I was at atonis (near or next to troya in Santa Fe), and a lap dance is 10 mil pesos. Wow wtf, so cheap. There are some attractive ladies there. My breakfast is 40-50 mil already. So I'm not sure if it is worth it to pay $30 usd for private dance.

Is not worth it, off course. That is why I was saying that the place is a rip off. Best thing you can find in the north part of the city are the mezzanines. There are some apartments in the north but they change location and girls all them time due to bad rep in local forums.

[Balboa]

Sounds like you had a great time, So many guys coming down now, Bogota will be the new Medellin soon.
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Hmmm and that is not a good thing.

[Bleble]

Nanxing Spa, Cra 24 #53-86, ring bell 201, opposite mall Galerias, 10 chicas, massages 60 min, 90 k with girl in uniform, 120 k in underwear with handjob, 170 k full sex, Mon-sat 8 am-10 pm, sun 10 am-7 pm, www.nanxingspa.com.co at nanxingspa.

Thanks for the report. Went there today and they asked for 180 mil. Not a big deal. Found one very attractive natural beauty 20 yo masseuse. Her name is tania. Tall (1.74 m), cute face, thin, she said she does modelling as side job. Was a good experience, still way cheaper than SA. Everything covered, and gave her a tip of 20 mil. Left very satisfied. Would definitely repeat her.