Bogota Reports

[TalkYes]

It is possible that we started the session a bit awkward as she was late by more than 90 minutes and I told her that if she is not coming in the next 30 minutes, I will cancel the session. She showed in the next 15 minutes and blamed the traffic.

Why I decided to post about that girl was that she actually stole my stuff! So as a precaution to other brothers here, I posted her information.

I get that one person's experience will differ from others. But, if a person cheats or steals then that should be called out IMHO.

Yeah that sounds about right. A lot of girls really hate being called for their shit, no matter how politely you do it and how warranted it is. Guys do it too but not to the same degree as women. It's fucking frustrating but sometimes life is easier if you just play by their rules and pick your battles. If I'm dating a girl, there's definitely times where I draw the line and call them out because they need to hear it regardless of the inevitable blowback I'll get. But if I'm just waiting for a session I'll just wait until I can't wait anymore and then cancel. Giving them a 30 minute warning is a half measure that will almost certainly put a damper on it, especially if it's a first impression. Once I was in Brazil and I booked 4 hours at a hotel and was hoping that would be enough time to have back to back sessions with 2 different girls. But then the first girl was super late, maybe 90 minutes or more so I knew that wasn't going to happen and I was bummed, but I didn't say anything. But it turned out to be worth the wait because she was such a stunner, had a perfect gym body and was very enthusiastic. It was one of my best experiences for sure, still think about her when I jerk off sometimes. I totally get being pissed off though. If they're over an hour late, you can probably assume they squeezed another customer before you which is super rude. At that point if you're bothered by it you should just cancel and say you have an important appointment so you can't delay any longer, that way if you decide to try again with her another day, she can't really hold anything against you.

Another time I booked a session with a girl for a specific time the next day and when I texted to confirm, she had forgot about me and was busy. So I rescheduled for the next day and then I cancelled with an hour or 2 notice because I just wasn't in the mood and she got super pissed off, said she was going to report me (to who?) for being a fake hobbyist just trying to waste her time so she makes less money. Then she said she had already scheduled another client halfway into the time that we were supposed to be together, so that means she was planning on kicking me out early anyway. I dodged a bullet there. Not super relevant but I was just reminded of that anecdote and maybe it somehow fits into the narrative that sometimes cancelling is the right call but threatening to cancel is a risky move.

But yeah I was going to say, the whole "it's all about your attitude and expectations" thing kinda goes out the window when the ***** stole something from you. Fuck that. I don't care if she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. In a city with so many options, a known thief is a hard pass.

[Mr Enternational]

Why I decided to post about that girl was that she actually stole my stuff! So as a precaution to other brothers here, I posted her information.

I get that one person's experience will differ from others. But, if a person cheats or steals then that should be called out IMHO.

I sure hope that you would post about that bad experience. But man I can not stop laughing. Everything about our experiences are complete opposite. She was early when she came to see me. I was still in the lobby just finishing breakfast. I stayed in Bogota an extra day just to meet up with her and hang out with MM. She seemed really sweet and I told told her I would let her come over but I ended up being too busy, so I stayed since I had promised her. I was doing other things and not really paying her attention when we got to the room. Then she started the blowjob shit.

Reminds me of a time when I told my buddy about a chick in the strip club in Medellin. (We were actually in the club together.) In the room she was all over me like white on rice and squirted like a madwoman. He went and got the same chick 2 months later and said how horrible she was.

P. S. The funny thing is that she is only my second Tinder chick in Bogota. I have zero luck with that app. Nobody ever matches with me. I mean that literally. In all these years, I have only matched with her and another chick. I did a session with each and they were both great GFE for me. And the other chick I didn't end up getting with until a subsequent trip because she matched after I had already left.

[VTheVan]

I met up with this chick on August 21. Talk about your mileage or experience may vary; this is definitely a case of that. First let me say that I doubt those are her pictures on Tinder as well. On the Tinder pics the chick looks taller and thicker. She is pretty small. And she did send me pics when I asked as soon as we went to whatsapp. But everything else was just as advertised or better.

What would it matter if she is a student or not? It has nothing to do with her being a hooker. convinced that she is a student.

As soon as she walked into the room she put music on her phone, got on her kness, pulled my pants down, and started sucking my dick. And did not want to stop. Then she got up dancing and did her strip shit. After that she got her lotion out and gave me a massage from head to toe front and back. Then we fucked.

Did not allow you to suck her tits? Don't know why you would want to suck those fake ass tits, but that girl did not refuse me to kiss a spot on her body. She kept forcing tongue kisses, but I am not a big tongue kisser in my middle age. My only complaint with her was those fake tits. Other than that this chick was good to go and total GFE.

Mr. E, The girl I saw didn't talk about Einstein and when I asked what was her major, she said psychology and when I probed more, she didn't respond well. Also, she didn't spoke good English. It was passable, but she also switched to translator when we argued!! So, I am not sure we met the same girl, even though the WhatsApp picture you have is what I got from the girl.

Also, my girl didn't start the session with a blow job!

It is possible that we started the session a bit awkward as she was late by more than 90 minutes and I told her that if she is not coming in the next 30 minutes, I will cancel the session. She showed in the next 15 minutes and blamed the traffic.

Why I decided to post about that girl was that she actually stole my stuff! So as a precaution to other brothers here, I posted her information.

I get that one person's experience will differ from others. But, if a person cheats or steals then that should be called out IMHO.

[The Tall Man]

One guy sessions with a girl and says she's terrible, another guy sessions with her and says she's great. One guy says a place is scary, another says it's fine. One guy says the food at a restaurant sucks, another guy loves it.

Look on any review site for anyplace you know and you'll find the same shit. First place I ever stayed in Bogota, close to Parque 93, I thought was great. I walked around the area day and night, no problem. Room was great. No heat or air, but that's standard for Bogota. The bed was more comfortable than my bed at home. Couldn't have asked for a better experience. Look at the reviews and the whole area is a slum, criminals everywhere, rooms terrible, service terrible.

What gets reported has a lot to do with the person's attitude at the time of the encounter. At least once a week I decide to call my boss with some complaint. Once I start thinking about it, other minor issues pop up. Before long I'm feeling like my job sucks and I need to start looking for another. Only problem is, I enjoy my job. Pay and benefits are great, everyone treats me fantastic. I doubt if I could find another that comes close to my normal job satisfaction. So before I call and start griping about a few minor issues, I sleep on it.

I do the same with bad reviews here.

Agree it is all about ones attitude, I have seen this same played out a thousand times on these boards.

I always say to have little to no expectations just about anything which includes the chicas, the hotel, the climate, the cost, the risk and go with the flow and just experience it for what it is and for the past 5 years I have lived with this mind set and am so better off for it.

So again "expectations are only a reason for a future resentment".

The Tall Man.

[JjBee62]

I love this shit. One new guy can go to Santa Fe alone in the middle of the night and see it as perfectly safe and have a great time. Another new guy can go to Santa Fe at high noon and declare it to be the sacriest place on Earth and vow to never return.

One guy sessions with a girl and says she's terrible, another guy sessions with her and says she's great. One guy says a place is scary, another says it's fine. One guy says the food at a restaurant sucks, another guy loves it.

Look on any review site for anyplace you know and you'll find the same shit. First place I ever stayed in Bogota, close to Parque 93, I thought was great. I walked around the area day and night, no problem. Room was great. No heat or air, but that's standard for Bogota. The bed was more comfortable than my bed at home. Couldn't have asked for a better experience. Look at the reviews and the whole area is a slum, criminals everywhere, rooms terrible, service terrible.

What gets reported has a lot to do with the person's attitude at the time of the encounter. At least once a week I decide to call my boss with some complaint. Once I start thinking about it, other minor issues pop up. Before long I'm feeling like my job sucks and I need to start looking for another. Only problem is, I enjoy my job. Pay and benefits are great, everyone treats me fantastic. I doubt if I could find another that comes close to my normal job satisfaction. So before I call and start griping about a few minor issues, I sleep on it.

I do the same with bad reviews here. I take some time to analyze why it didn't meet my expectations. Often it turns out that I was trying to do something that I really didn't want to do at the time.

Reviews and reports are seldom objective.

[TalkYes]

I thought it showed X when the girl makes her post inactive to show she is not available at the moment.

That could also be the case but I'm pretty sure after about 3 or 4 days it does it automatically because 0 posts after that show the number.

[Mr Enternational]

Does anyone else think mileroticos is shit? Photoprepagos is a bit better. but eventually they start replacing the number with "X" I guess to incentivize girls to post their ad every day, which is kinda stupid.

I thought it showed X when the girl makes her post inactive to show she is not available at the moment.

[SoberHans69]

My first night in Medellin was OK. I forgot how steep the hills are in El Poblado though, I'm knackered today.

Ended up in Parque Lleras and took a Venezuelan girl from the park bit but where everyone stands.

She was cute but curvy. Had a big ass, decent sized tits and a pretty face. There were a few cute girls around but none above a 7 I would say.

The girl originally asked for 250 and I just countered with 200, could have maybe got her down lower but I was really tired and just wanted to get someone quickly.

Hoping to get to El Centro today, would be great if any experienced El Centro veterans are about in the next few days to show me the ropes.

[Mr Enternational]

Got to Santa Fe just after 9, had some fried chicken and chips and something that was like a sweet potato and tasted amazing (any ideas what this is, not that white tasteless crap BTW).

Had a quick glance up and down the streets which looked safe and saw some cute SWs.

I love this shit. One new guy can go to Santa Fe alone in the middle of the night and see it as perfectly safe and have a great time. Another new guy can go to Santa Fe at high noon and declare it to be the sacriest place on Earth and vow to never return.

[Mr Enternational]

Paula Gomez: Connected with this girl through Tinder and she claimed to be a college student (obviously not) and the pictures she used in Tinder were different from the one's she sent in whatsapp. Still she spoke some English and since I don't speak Spanish, I wanted to try her as my first experience. Turned out to be a disaster!!

She asked for 200 mil and I countered for 2 hours 2 times sex and she agreed. She came to my apartment (apparently security just sent her up, didn't ask me to come down) and it started well. She danced to some music and stripped. She had good boobs and a nice face, so it started well. However, she was not good at giving head and didn't allow me to suck her tits, which was a turn off. First round went well and she gave a decent massage.

After 45 minutes, she said that she didn't have any more condoms and wanted to leave and asked for the full amount. I declined and told her that since she broke the deal, I will offer her only 120 mil. We argued for sometime and agreed and went to my bathroom to get ready and leave. This is where I made a mistake of leaving my personal groomer outside and she stole that one!

Be careful with this one!!

I met up with this chick on August 21. Talk about your mileage or experience may vary; this is definitely a case of that. First let me say that I doubt those are her pictures on Tinder as well. On the Tinder pics the chick looks taller and thicker. She is pretty small. And she did send me pics when I asked as soon as we went to whatsapp. But everything else was just as advertised or better.

What would it matter if she is a student or not? It has nothing to do with her being a hooker. But why do you think she is "obviously not" a student? I was pretty convinced that she is a student. She told me she had less than 1 year to finish the university. I am a smart mf and this chick was telling me things that blew my mind. She is much smarter than the average chick. She had me discussing Albert Einstein quotes and shit. She asked you know who Albert Einstein is right. I said hell yeah, E=mc2. Hell I had a better time conversing about educational shit with her than fucking. I speak Spanish, but she did speak really good English. Hard to find a chick that smart.

As soon as she walked into the room she put music on her phone, got on her kness, pulled my pants down, and started sucking my dick. And did not want to stop. Then she got up dancing and did her strip shit. After that she got her lotion out and gave me a massage from head to toe front and back. Then we fucked.

Did not allow you to suck her tits? Don't know why you would want to suck those fake ass tits, but that girl did not refuse me to kiss a spot on her body. She kept forcing tongue kisses, but I am not a big tongue kisser in my middle age. My only complaint with her was those fake tits. Other than that this chick was good to go and total GFE. Also, she only told me 150 FOR A FEW HOURS right off the bat. I did not haggle anything, which is unusual for me.

When we were leaving the room and I handed her the money she did not even count it. Then when I came back in that night I realized she left all her soap and shampoo and lady shit in the shower. Lucky I did not come back in with one of my non-pros to see it. I will definitely see her again next month when I am in Bogota.

Thanks for this report. I matched on tinder then it moved to WhatsApp, same quote 200 k. Will give a miss after your experience.

LOL. He liked the boobs, but did not like anything else about her; I didn't like the boobs but loved everything else about her. Go make your own experience!

[TalkYes]

Does anyone else think mileroticos is shit? 90% of it is the same 15-20 girls spamming thier adds literally tens of thousands of times per day. It says in the ad how many times it was listed that day and it's fucking ridiculous. And you can't even ctrl + click to open a new tab when you click an ad to save your place. So by the time you back out of the ad 30 seconds later, there are so many spammed posts that you're multiple pages away from where you were. It must also suck for the models because as soon as a few of them pay the extra to have their ads auto-posted, all the rest of them have to in order to be competitive. And the ads that have less than a thousand posts per day are hard to find. It's not good for the models or the customers either. The only people benefitting are the people who operate the site. It's like when you go to a concert and the people in front of you stand up so now you have to stand up and now the people behind you have to stand up. If everyone would just sit the fuck down (aka post once a day or less) it would be so much better. Photoprepagos is a bit better. They don't show the same ad twice if you keep scrolling down, but eventually they start replacing the number with "X" I guess to incentivize girls to post their ad every day, which is kinda stupid. I just figured out a way to view the number on older ads, if you click "ver mas" on the right it shows the ad stats and the original title with the number instead of "X".

[Kib123]

I recently got home from a few day trip to Colombia that I split between Bogota and Cartagena. No hobbying in Cartagena, just beaching and relaxing. While in Bogota I took the recommendation posted a couple times in this thread that eroticasbogota dot com was a reliable agency and I can fully recommend them as well....
Highly recommend Aura, she was my favorite of the three, and I'd repeat with her.
I'm planning to go back again before the end of the year, hopefully see Zaira and spend a couple days in Medellin. Really tough to beat the value. Plus nice weather and good food.

Thanks a lot for the report, it is this type of actionable intel that makes this forum worthwhile. And Zaira is a good one, especially if you like them skinny and wild. I'll be sure to try Aura on my next trip.

And, yes this is the only agency where all the ladies seem to charge for BBBJ (rates are not set in stone though). For other agencies the lady either offers it (no upcharge) or does not, at least that has been my experience.

[Dasisextra]

Thanks for this report. I matched on tinder then it moved to WhatsApp, same quote 200 k. Will give a miss after your experience.

Landed at Bogota this Thursday. Here are my experiences for the few days:

Stay: I booked an AirBnB near Tequendama suites hotel. It is girl friendly. I checked with the owner and she said no restrictions and the security was cool.

Experiences:

1. Paula Gomez: Connected with this girl through Tinder and she claimed to be a college student (obviously not) and the pictures she used in Tinder were different from the one's she sent in whatsapp. Still she spoke some English and since I don't speak Spanish, I wanted to try her as my first experience. Turned out to be a disaster!!

She asked for 200 mil and I countered for 2 hours 2 times sex and she agreed. She came to my apartment (apparently security just sent her up, didn't ask me to come down) and it started well. She danced to some music and stripped. She had good boobs and a nice face, so it started well. However, she was not good at giving head and didn't allow me to suck her tits, which was a turn off. First round went well and she gave a decent massage..

[SoberHans69]

Second day / night in Bogota was good too.

After exploring La Candelaria I went to Santa Fe in the afternoon. Didn't feel in any danger at all but the touts are really annoying. Ended up getting a black girl for a ST for 40 k and 7 k for the room. Was a bit mechanical but was good for the price.

Went back to Santa Fe at night with two guys off another forum and we ended up going in Paisas, the talent wasn't as good as the previous night but they had an interesting show going on involving the stage being set alight and a girl pulling a extremely long chain out of her pussy, god knows how she got it up there. Looked like a piercing until she pulled it out.

The show then suddenly stopped and police filled the bar. Everyone was relaxed and joking but we couldn't work out what was going on. They must have been there at least 30 minutes before they told everyone to leave the bar. When we got outside the whole street was filled with people, so it looks like all the bars got evacuated. I can't remember what time this was but was around 11 pm I think.

Luckily whilst the police were there a cute girl from Cartagena called Emilie was chatting with me. She had a bit of a belly but pretty face, really nice smile and tits and arse.

When we were in the bar she kept grabbing my dick through my pants and rubbing her feet on it and putting my hands on her tits. She seemed a bit crazy but from experience they fuck the best haha.

I always try and pick girls who show an interest and seem to be enjoying themselves as in my opinion it greatly reduces the risk of a bad performance.

After we got told to leave the bar by the police, the other two guys decided to go somewhere else, whilst the girl I found dragged me to another bar a few doors up. As long as we got to the bar she stuck her tongue down my throat and put my hands on her ass. We got a drink each there and then rented a room above that bar.

I had agreed to pay her 90 k for a full 30 minutes and I think I gave her 10 k for the room.

In the room she gave an amazing performance. She kissed me then gave me a BBBJ despite me forgetting to ask for it. About 15 minutes in someone knocked on the door and Emilie went mad having a shouting argument through the door with someone, god knows what was being said. Anyway we start fucking again and 15 minutes later another knock, we stop and she opens the door stark naked and starts arguing again with someone whilst I'm just lying there at full mast on the bed.

She says can I pay another 10 k for more time and I say no problem. So after that's paid we start fucking again and I finish in doggy style. She gives me a massage and tries to get me hard again but I'm jet lagged and tired and had an early flight to Medellin in the morning. I thought she said can I come to your hotel but she then said we could go back to her room. I made my excuses and got her what's app and left. I gave her 120 k in the end and she earned every penny. Probably should have given her a little bit more for the time we were up there.

I enjoyed Bogota and didn't feel in danger in Santa Fe.

Next update will be from Medellin.

[VTheVan]

Landed at Bogota this Thursday. Here are my experiences for the few days:

Stay: I booked an AirBnB near Tequendama suites hotel. It is girl friendly. I checked with the owner and she said no restrictions and the security was cool.

Experiences:

1. Paula Gomez: Connected with this girl through Tinder and she claimed to be a college student (obviously not) and the pictures she used in Tinder were different from the one's she sent in whatsapp. Still she spoke some English and since I don't speak Spanish, I wanted to try her as my first experience. Turned out to be a disaster!!

She asked for 200 mil and I countered for 2 hours 2 times sex and she agreed. She came to my apartment (apparently security just sent her up, didn't ask me to come down) and it started well. She danced to some music and stripped. She had good boobs and a nice face, so it started well. However, she was not good at giving head and didn't allow me to suck her tits, which was a turn off. First round went well and she gave a decent massage.

After 45 minutes, she said that she didn't have any more condoms and wanted to leave and asked for the full amount. I declined and told her that since she broke the deal, I will offer her only 120 mil. We argued for sometime and agreed and went to my bathroom to get ready and leave. This is where I made a mistake of leaving my personal groomer outside and she stole that one!

Her number: 311 xxx 2581.

Be careful with this one!!

I will be submitting my other experiences later.