Bogota Reports

[Woodman09]

Any ok spots in Chapinero area where you can get a bottle / can of beer and a shot of pussy? Without 300% tax you find in the bigger spots in SF some time?

I like to enjoy a beer or two and relax in a place first without being pestered or over charged.

I usually pay <100 mil session / 15 mil beer.

There are 7- 8 bars on CR 15 and CR 16 where you can get beers for less than a dollar-- Streetie Sweeties for 40 mil+.

[Trim1]

Any ok spots in Chapinero area where you can get a bottle / can of beer and a shot of pussy?

When I visited Chapinero in August, I picked up a card for Bar Paris. The card says "cerveza a $3.000, domingo a domingo 9 am a 9 pm, servicio con una linda chica $30.000, Calle 60 bis A # 13 A - 08".

I ran out of time and didn't get a chance to try it out, but it sounds like it might be what you're looking for.

[Traveling Dom]

Any ok spots in Chapinero area where you can get a bottle / can of beer and a shot of pussy? Without 300% tax you find in the bigger spots in SF some time?

I like to enjoy a beer or two and relax in a place first without being pestered or over charged.

I usually pay <100 mil session / 15 mil beer.

[KyoHiromitsu]

Hi,

I'm going to Bogota next weekend, I found some info about a swinger place Wonder Nightclub, Don't know what kind of freak show it will be that day but I got some curiosity.

Apart from that, I have been wondering about these FB girls everybody talks about, Each time I talk to a girl in Facebook, they simply don't talk, also I cannot find these FB girls.

I also tested SA and got banned 2 times for unknown reasons the first day.

I was looking on all these websites and Wonder if the Girls from Escort Agencies (250 k and more) are better than non Agency girls.

I will try to record some videos at Santa Fe, I made a box to conceal my smartphone camera and I think it will work out. (maybe I will get Wacked). Don't know if I'm going to post them or just show them to the people here. Will try to take some photos of the girls if they are willing for some cents. Some girls have their photos posted on the web.

[Zeos1]

COVID results are usually available in a couple of hours at most (despite any timing they may indicate on their website or give you verbally). No need to panic.

PCR tests are a minimum of 1 day as far as I know. The 2 hour results are the antigen test. Canada requires a PCR test.

[ElPostino]

I am not sure if the Labs are closed on weekends or not but the SYNLab location at Bogota International Airport must be open. You can make your appointment there in case other ones are not open.

SYNLab.

Av. El Dorado Calle 26 No. 113 - 90.

Aeropuerto Internacional El Dorado.

Horario de atenciand:

Lunes a domingo 4:00 am A 10:00 pm.

https://www.synlab.co/travellers-covid-19/

I used service from attached flyer. You can take help from your receptionist or anyone who can speak Spanish. They will come to your hotel or wherever you are staying and get the results in 4 hours in email.

Hope it helps.

[Bleble]

Santa Fe was relatively empty. There weren't too many chicks when I and another ISG member visited between 7:30 pm and 10:30 pm.

We went to PH afterwards. Boy was it empty, there weren't any girls at all. Even the Uber driver that I used to return home said PH is terrible. He said just go to SF. Save yourself the trip, and skip PH. Not worth your time to visit.

[JjBee62]

I am not sure if the Labs are closed on weekends or not but the SYNLab location at Bogota International Airport must be open. You can make your appointment there in case other ones are not open.

SYNLab.

Av. El Dorado Calle 26 No. 113 - 90.

Aeropuerto Internacional El Dorado.

Horario de atenciand:

Lunes a domingo 4:00 am A 10:00 pm.

https://www.synlab.co/travellers-covid-19/

If you set up an appointment at the Bogota airport lab, choose location 2. Location 1 is the building across from the terminal and it's the busiest. Location 2 is in the white tents on the right just before you get to the terminal. You won't have to wait as long.

[Sun08]

Hi everyone,

I am now in Santa Fe and have a funny situation. My Spanish is zero. To return to Canada I need COVID test PCR taken withing 72 hours. The problem is: my flight is Tuesday morning which means I have to make tasting on Saturday afternoon or later which are days off. Or the test will be too old. If I'll do it on Monday, it is not enough time to get results because my flight is on Tuesday 10 am. And they don't let me enter the plane. Could anyone advice? Thanks in advance.

I am not sure if the Labs are closed on weekends or not but the SYNLab location at Bogota International Airport must be open. You can make your appointment there in case other ones are not open.

SYNLab.

Av. El Dorado Calle 26 No. 113 - 90.

Aeropuerto Internacional El Dorado.

Horario de atenciand:

Lunes a domingo 4:00 am A 10:00 pm.

https://www.synlab.co/travellers-covid-19/

[Kib123]

And every once in a while you meet one that opens your nose an you start thinking stupid. Remember:

Never experienced this in Colombia, but in Brazil I have found myself "falling in love" on almost every trip. Those ladies are something else.

[Kib123]

I've seen reports that Bogot is bad on holidays, but you have to see it to believe it. For readers out there, don't even try going out to bars or Santa Fe during holidays. It would be a total waste of time.

It ain't that bad, the clinicas up north are usually open, including Mezzanine.

If you want to see bad during holidays, go to Brazil.

[Kib123]

Hi everyone,

I am now in Santa Fe and have a funny situation. My Spanish is zero. To return to Canada I need COVID test PCR taken withing 72 hours. The problem is: my flight is Tuesday morning which means I have to make tasting on Saturday afternoon or later which are days off. Or the test will be too old. If I'll do it on Monday, it is not enough time to get results because my flight is on Tuesday 10 am. And they don't let me enter the plane. Could anyone advice? Thanks in advance.

COVID results are usually available in a couple of hours at most (despite any timing they may indicate on their website or give you verbally). No need to panic.

[P Lover]

Did someone stay at this place in last few weeks? Is it still GF place?

[ClownDays]

She said she is bi, and has a girlfriend who is interested in having a threesome. I told her my type, and she will send some photos. I have never had a threesome, so spending some money for this experience is fine. It will be costly for sure as it will be 1,000 mil for the experience, but it's fine.

This is how you do it. Find a chick that's bi, and let her pick out the other chick. Ideally someone she knows, who is agreeable to you (but you need to have some flex). Otherwise you get the 2 chicks in your room, but you have to bang them one a time, because one is hiding in the bathroom until you're done with the other one "Threesome."

[Turgid]

....She said she is bi, and has a girlfriend who is interested in having a threesome.....

The best threesomes are the ones proposed by the girls.