Bogota Reports

[Cm6363]

I like apartments more than hotels for a little more space and a kitchen with a working refrigerator and stove. I also like avoiding the guest fee discussion and it just feels better walking by a security guard than a reception in full view of everyone else.

Just checking, but is there any other options outside of AirBnB for weekly stays? I may convert to monthly, but I'm more likely to head to Medellin.

Any places to recommend would be great. I would like to stay in the north of town. Cll 70 & higher.

Thanks.

[Questner]

Enough of it, don't we have the 'stupid shit in' threads? Post it there. In this age of the recent malady you should be 'proud' to retain some sense of smell, gives you a bill of good health.

[Sangnyc21]

The stinky 'low tide' pussy smell is Vaginitis, it is an infection. Can be from sex without proper washing or even over use of antibiotics and an over froth of yeast infection. In any case, as you said an automatic bone killer.

In 2 years I've been to Colombia 10 x. Each trip was a week or more.

Banged plenty of girls. Only had 2 issues with one being a pussy smell and other being the slight hint of shit.

They do sell vagina soap in the pharmacies there and in general Colombian women take very good care of their pussies.

But the smell of the asshole is easily avoidable.

The asshole will only have that extremely strong odor if not washed or wiped properly. Simple as that.

But for me, once I smell either I just revert to head jerk off and drop one down their throat and countdown to when she will be walking out my door LOL.

[JjBee62]

There is a product in the USA called Tucks. This is to clean your butt hole more than toilet paper will do. It has witch hazel and is on a cotton pad. I use it regularly to clean my butt hole. Unless you are a cat and lick your butt hole after pooping, Tucks is a product you should try. And get the Colombian girls to use it too. One can not get enough of personal hygiene. Although I am not queer, I often will spray cologne in my personal area. Dust your groin area and butt hole with corn starch to keep the perspiration down.

If you use proper hygiene and smell good in the butt hole area the girls will want to use their tongue to lightly caress your butt hole. Some men enjoy it. Even some men who are not gay enjoy it. I have heard of a man who gets his wife to stimulate his butt hole with her battery operated vibrator, and he is heterosexual, from what I know.

Wow! That didn't take long to go from stinky pussy to really uncomfortable.

[Kazeu]

I was in the neighborhood of Pussy House this evening and was curious to see if it was open. Theres bad and good to this story. The good part is that it is indeed open. I'm not sure about the hours, but I stopped by a little before 7 pm, there were about 6 guys and about 6 girls there. The door has been moved slightly down the street. All the servers are wearing masks and faceshields. I was excited to learn that they were still in business. After they patted me down and checked my bag, I washed my shoes and put some santizer on my hands. A waiter ushered me into the main room after spraying my hands with something.

This is the shitty part. The entire stage is surrounded in plastic about 6 feet high from the floor of the stage. Much like a dismemberment scene out of Dexter. I could see a girl dancing on stage through the plastic, but the plastic definitely is not clear enough. The details of the girl are hard to make out. Anyways, for anyone who goes there to watch the girls dance. The view sucks and there will be no contact with the girl on stage.

The girls on the floor did not wear masks. So, maybe the place still has value for some. But for me, I'm disappointed.

[Mr Enternational]

Wash Your Ass! It ain't that hard fellas. Washcloth and soap will do the trick.

They do not use washcloths in South America or most of the world for that matter.

[LeyenLouvain]

Do you sit in a bath tub for 20 minutes a day and let the soapy water creep up every crevise of your ass hole?

Even if you do this, there is still an odor from the anal glands. It's a natural smell that we maybe shouldn't expect chicas to mask with perfume.

[Voyajer1]

Wash Your Ass! It ain't that hard fellas. Washcloth and soap will do the trick.

There is a product in the USA called Tucks. This is to clean your butt hole more than toilet paper will do. It has witch hazel and is on a cotton pad. I use it regularly to clean my butt hole. Unless you are a cat and lick your butt hole after pooping, Tucks is a product you should try. And get the Colombian girls to use it too. One can not get enough of personal hygiene. Although I am not queer, I often will spray cologne in my personal area. Dust your groin area and butt hole with corn starch to keep the perspiration down.

If you use proper hygiene and smell good in the butt hole area the girls will want to use their tongue to lightly caress your butt hole. Some men enjoy it. Even some men who are not gay enjoy it. I have heard of a man who gets his wife to stimulate his butt hole with her battery operated vibrator, and he is heterosexual, from what I know.

[NeilGeorge]

I'm sure my asshole smells pretty bad too, but I try to keep it clean and I'm also not putting my ass in the girls face. Doggie style is pretty common, is it really that much to ask that a prepago with her own place and a shower just wash up and clean her asshole before a client arrives? I find that a simple shower where you wash your asshole as you normally do when you shower is just fine. No bath tub need. I'm not going anal here. We're not go mining the crevices for diamonds or anything.

There is a product in the USA called Tucks. This is to clean your butt hole more than toilet paper will do. It has witch hazel and is on a cotton pad. I use it regularly to clean my butt hole. Unless you are a cat and lick your butt hole after pooping, Tucks is a product you should try. And get the Colombian girls to use it too. One can not get enough of personal hygiene. Although I am not queer, I often will spray cologne in my personal area. Dust your groin area and butt hole with corn starch to keep the perspiration down.

If you use proper hygiene and smell good in the butt hole area the girls will want to use their tongue to lightly caress your butt hole. Some men enjoy it. Even some men who are not gay enjoy it. I have heard of a man who gets his wife to stimulate his butt hole with her battery operated vibrator, and he is heterosexual, from what I know.

[Kazeu]

Point 1. She put her hand down by her pussy to massage her clit and try to come. Women masturbate also and if you are no good in sex they will stimulate themselves because you are not doing it for them, emotionally or physically.

Point 2. If you say you want to do "69", in some cultures that means you want them to fart in your face 69 times and you want to smell it. When I was overseas with the military the women often misunderstood what we were doing when we positioned our face down by their pussy / butt hole and took that as a cue that we wanted to smell their farts. Not all girls interpret "69" the same way.

Point 3. Sometimes you have to evaluate yourself. Does your shit stink too? Do you sit in a bath tub for 20 minutes a day and let the soapy water creep up every crevise of your ass hole? If not you may also have a case of "Butt-itis" which is smelly but. Taking a shower does not rinse off the butt hole at all. Modern day women and men are always in a hurry and do not take baths like before. When I was young we only had bath tubs and no showers at all. This is a sign of the modern day woman and man who are in a hurry, but also have smelly butt.

1. That might make sense, but what you probably don't know is that this girl reached around the outside of her leg close to underneath her ass to reach what the condom area. So unless her clit was at the bottom of her pussy I doubt she was pleasuring herself.

2. Who said they wanted to do 69? I didn't say 69, nor did I said I wanted to have a fart in my face.

3. I may stink, but I doubt it. I've never had a girlfriend tell my I stink, EVER. I've been told I get sweaty sure. But never that I smell, unless I've eaten something funny.

When it comes to assholes, I'm aware shit smells bad. I'm sure my asshole smells pretty bad too, but I try to keep it clean and I'm also not putting my ass in the girls face. Doggie style is pretty common, is it really that much to ask that a prepago with her own place and a shower just wash up and clean her asshole before a client arrives? I find that a simple shower where you wash your asshole as you normally do when you shower is just fine. No bath tub need. I'm not going anal here. We're not go mining the crevices for diamonds or anything.

[LatinaLover#1]

The shitty asshole smell and the awful fishy infection smell from inside the pussy. Those 2 are absolute boner killers. Point of no return.

The stinky 'low tide' pussy smell is Vaginitis, it is an infection. Can be from sex without proper washing or even over use of antibiotics and an over froth of yeast infection. In any case, as you said an automatic bone killer.

[JjBee62]

Point 1. She put her hand down by her pussy to massage her clit and try to come. Women masturbate also and if you are no good in sex they will stimulate themselves because you are not doing it for them, emotionally or physically.

Point 2. If you say you want to do "69", in some cultures that means you want them to fart in your face 69 times and you want to smell it. When I was overseas with the military the women often misunderstood what we were doing when we positioned our face down by their pussy / butt hole and took that as a cue that we wanted to smell their farts. Not all girls interpret "69" the same way.

Point 3. Sometimes you have to evaluate yourself. Does your shit stink too? Do you sit in a bath tub for 20 minutes a day and let the soapy water creep up every crevise of your ass hole? If not you may also have a case of "Butt-itis" which is smelly but. Taking a shower does not rinse off the butt hole at all. Modern day women and men are always in a hurry and do not take baths like before. When I was young we only had bath tubs and no showers at all. This is a sign of the modern day woman and man who are in a hurry, but also have smelly butt.

Point 1. Yes. This does happen.

Point 2. I doubt if any woman in Colombia will confuse 69 with "quiero oler tus pedos. " They understand 69.

Point 3. If you find a cheap hooker in Colombia who has a bathtub, marry her immediately. You can sell her unicorn for billions.

[NeilGeorge]

When we moved to missionary, she did this weird thing where she put her hand down by her pussy. I wasn't sure what she was doing. Maybe she was holding the condom on? Or making sure it was still there. Did missionary for a few minutes, and she took initiative and said she wanted to go doggy. Thats when things turned bad. Lord help me. When she turned around, all I could smell were shit smelling drafts of air which could be coming from no where else but her ass. I tried to over come it. I really did. I always want to get my money's worth. But on the verge of puking, I had to tell her to switch back to doggie style, but it was too late by then. My erection was gone, and she was far from attractive enough to bring it back. She looked at me wierd and told me I was loco. I didn't have the heart to tell her her dirty asshole had killed my boner.

Point 1. She put her hand down by her pussy to massage her clit and try to come. Women masturbate also and if you are no good in sex they will stimulate themselves because you are not doing it for them, emotionally or physically.

Point 2. If you say you want to do "69", in some cultures that means you want them to fart in your face 69 times and you want to smell it. When I was overseas with the military the women often misunderstood what we were doing when we positioned our face down by their pussy / butt hole and took that as a cue that we wanted to smell their farts. Not all girls interpret "69" the same way.

Point 3. Sometimes you have to evaluate yourself. Does your shit stink too? Do you sit in a bath tub for 20 minutes a day and let the soapy water creep up every crevise of your ass hole? If not you may also have a case of "Butt-itis" which is smelly but. Taking a shower does not rinse off the butt hole at all. Modern day women and men are always in a hurry and do not take baths like before. When I was young we only had bath tubs and no showers at all. This is a sign of the modern day woman and man who are in a hurry, but also have smelly butt.

[JjBee62]

I had a chick do that in Santa Fe before. Seemed she did not want the dick to go in all the way. Other than that I don't know what it could be. Women do dumb shit. If you cooperate I can hurry up and finish, instead of you fighting and drawing the shit out.

Consider it a compliment. If she's trying to keep you from getting full penetration, it might be because she feels you're longer than she is deep and she doesn't want to spend the next 3 days with a bruised cervix.

[Turgid]

This is a really good point, that I've started thinking about more since I moved to chapinero to take advantage of all the mileroticos girls in the area. I had an awful session with a milertoicos chica yesterday. Pictures looked good, but when I arrived it was apparent that since taking her mileroticos pictures she had decided to breath and let air into her lungs. Thiis allowed her fat stomach to finally bulge out. It was also apparent that she had applied heavy filters to her photos. Lots of stretch marks on her legs and her skin did not seem so smooth. Ok, so what. It was 60 k for 30 minutes. Whatever. As I also say to myself. Hey, you're already there. Might as well give it a shot. Started out okay, she was a nice enough person. Undressed and I was suprised to get some BBBJ without an upcharge! When we moved to misionary, she did this wierd thing where she put her hand down by her pussy. I wasn't sure what she was doing. Maybe she was holding the condom on? Or making sure it was still there. Did missionary for a few minutes, and she took initiative and said she wanted to go doggy. Thats when things turned bad. Lord help me. When she turned around, all I could smell were shit smelling drafts of air which could be coming from no where else but her ass. I tried to over come it. I really did. I always want to get my money's worth. But on the verge of puking, I had to tell her to switch back to doggie style, but it was too late by then. My erection was gone, and she was far from attractive enough to bring it back. She looked at me wierd and told me I was loco. I didn't have the heart to tell her her dirty asshole had killed my boner. The session was 12 minutes top. I took a quick shower and got out of there.

Besides the point of this session being really bad, I'm finding lately that most of my mileroticos sessions are just not that good. I've had some real beauties from mileroticos before, but I might have to rethink my general gameplan.

Holding the condom and a bad smell. It does not get much worse than that.