Bogota Reports

[KilledSoul]

Christ I felt like the old zebra when he hears the lions. I ended up making a hasty decision because I wanted out of there. It was a shitty CBJ which I did not finish.

People who are rightly worried about looking like fish out of water in SF but still want to enjoy SF should just take a taxi and directly go to a club like Troya. Enjoy time inside the club and take the taxi just outside the club back to their hotel. Walking on the streets will not be needed if you don't have to enjoy streetie sweeties.

[LatinaLover#1]

Has anyone noticed what rate the airport money exchanges are giving? I normally wouldn't ask, because airport exchanges always give a lousy rate. However, last summer the rate at the Bogota airport was very close to the ATM rate. I'll be passing through Bogota in a few weeks and need to pick up quite a bit of cash (I'm headed to a place without banks and ATMs). If the rate is still decent it would simplify things.

I was very surprised 6 weeks ago when I arrived in Bogota to get an excellent exchange rate at the cambio, right next to the baggage carousels. The same was true when my girl needed to change dollars back to pesos when she returned to Bogota in November, so I think they have made a permanent change and are now giving rates very near or possible better than ATM because no service fee like the ATMs It's rare to see Latin countries do things that make sense business wise. Airport rates were always the worst and everyone would just walk right past the cambios.

[JjBee62]

Has anyone noticed what rate the airport money exchanges are giving? I normally wouldn't ask, because airport exchanges always give a lousy rate. However, last summer the rate at the Bogota airport was very close to the ATM rate. I'll be passing through Bogota in a few weeks and need to pick up quite a bit of cash (I'm headed to a place without banks and ATMs). If the rate is still decent it would simplify things.

[Norbert61]

I've been to Medellin a few times and last time there I met an SA girl who is now going to school in Bogota. I have spent the winter in the DR and thought I would do another spin through Colombia on the way home. It's really cheap to get here from the DR BTW. It was somewhat easier to go to Bogota so I thought I would see my SA girl again. When I got here she have me the run around so I could not see her that day. Well shit I am old and there is a cycle to things any way I was loaded for bear and thought I would try a very well reviewed Photoprepagos girl. I get to her place and got ghosted. She did apologize later and promised to make it up to me. I wish I had done more prep because I was right by the Mezanine and dd not realize it till I got back to my hotel- The SA girl messages me in the morning and tells me she is coming at 1130 and that she was sorry about yesterday. Well she did it was awesome but a little short lived. She would have stayed but I know she need to go and TBH I wanted a nap. I did want to see Santa Fe so I went down to have a look. A lot of guys say that Centro in Medellin is not for the feint of heart but I like it there- Well Santa Fe is a whole other bunch of sketchy- I left it late in the day and there was no way I was staying past dark -my 10 foot tall and bullet proof days are behind me plus I am old and right now I am limping a little. Christ I felt like the old zebra when he hears the lions. I ended up making a hasty decision because I wanted out of there. It was a shitty CBJ which I did not finish. It was not what was promised so I just called it quits and got tf out of there- there were a lot of worthwhile girls there I wish I had had a better look around. I would go again- earlier in the afternoon and probably when I was in a better frame of mind- SA girl offered up a friend who is hot AF for today but I got to take today off. I really hope I get another chance to meet her- I want to nail SA girl again tomorrow and I have another girl lined up for tomorrow night in Medellin- SO. All and all I have not had much of a trip to Bogota. There seems to be limited other shit to do also but again that is just a brief uninitiated look. Plus it's cold man. I haven't been this cold since I left Canada 4 months ago. I am staying near Parque 93 and there is an excellent Argy steak house -Restaurant La Estancia Chica- So anyway I feel as though I did this all wrong. Not much of a monger review here I'm afraid but at least there's a good restaurant recommendation.

[Stinky Squid]

Just came back from my first repeat (in Colombia, I have been twice with my porn starlet in Brazil for professional sessions). Got a really sweet one who has really long black hair which I adore and is so hard to find. She says she is 22 or 23, her pictures are from some years ago where she still had a very girly face. So every time I see her I see that time and the hardships of life have taken a certain toll. But we have a nice chemistry so this more than makes up for it. And when I take my glasses off and we are in the action, I don't see those hardships and time any more, but see a really adorable face and that beautiful hair. And since we have a nice connection, I get to have nice kissing too. Just what I need to walk away smiling. And she isn't even expensive, just 90 the hour + 30 for the BBBJ option -- proof, once again, that you don't get what you pay for, you get what you conjure up when there is raw material to conjure with. And I find more and more that in the end the BBBJ isn't even all that. In the end, my favorite position is mish with connection, or her on top. Will probably have her over night next Sunday.

I really needed this connection to get over the "breakup" with the Venezolana who had me all fired up lovey-lovey over text and then completely failed to do her part to actually make it work. But the more I think about it the more relieved I am, because I liked her for her cuteness not for her beauty, and so I am glad now that she didn't try to catch me as we had coo cooed that she would give her best trying.

I know I should be a good fellow here and share her contact (I mean the good one, not the one that didn't work out), but I feel so possessive of "my" girls, so, maybe I tell you in 2 weeks when I'm going back to Brazil for a longer time.

[Stinky Squid]

SS, you have got to do better with whom you invest your heart and money into. Look I get the emotional payoff of helping someone but if you do not get something in return like with this one, then you need to re-evaluate what you are doing. How come you are pleased? What did you get out of this?...
And SS I just do not think the 18 or 19 YO working girl is going to appreciate you like a woman who has had a job and knows how hard it is to put food on the table.

I admire what you are trying to do. I just think you should focus more on helping yourself too.

Appreciate your giving me some advice here. I know this advice, I have probably been more in red-pill theory than most here. And I agree with you for the most part.

By the way, that meeting with the 18 yo now that started in some sort of long-distance relationship through texts, it went nowhere. I didn't like her that much actually, but I did my part. I was already worried that she'd latch on to me too much. So I was both pissed and relieved when it turns out that she didn't really deliver on the passion she fanned up through text. It's ok, you never know the chemistry. All the while my little one in Brazil keeps asking me when I'll be back. With her there was more chemistry the first time. It's best to meet first and dream later than dream first and meet later. But OK, I knew this risk and didn't lose too much.

About that first Venezuelan girl that I said I was happy and even proud how she turned out back home, it might be an age thing. I am slightly over 50 now, and I really can take delight when a cute girl who seemed in so many ways like a child, actually starts living a life of dignity, and I feel the zest in her messages. How she likes being economically active, improve her little finca, all that. By the way, she regularly contacts me asking how I woke up and if I had eaten already. But she has "graduated" now to the point where she doesn't need to ask for money again. I was so pleased with how solid she turned out, that I suggested her to see if she could acquire some neighboring finca in my name and use it for some more planting or grazing. Land is so cheap in Venezuela, and it would be nice to remotely plant a flag there, just in case. (I live in South America now, roaming about.).

So yes, I totally agree with you, I must first care for myself and not dilute myself in care-taking behaviors for others were I don't get my needs met. I certainly am not going around now looking to save a ho and be displeased. In fact, this is precisely why I told the other girl this morning that, sorry, but if I don't feel appreciated, I prefer to not waste my time any further, and called the weekend off. Recovering a bit today, and tomorrow I will go on a repeat with one who was good with me before, or go down my list of others I wanted to try until I leave in a week or two.

[Mr Enternational]

Anyway, this is my first experience with SA girls and I thought of sharing this with everyone.

Great stories, but what were the costs of the girls?

[Ggekko2009]

This is a duplicate post from another forum and I thought that since this event also happened in Bogota, I would like to share my experience in this forum as well. Here it is.

Decided to spend a bit of time away working remotely while checking out life in Bogota. My other objective was to experience personally what some of these regular girls can offer primarily through SA. This is my second trip to Bogota.

There is definitely a lot of work that needs to be done on SA, and for me, it is a learning process. Many have reported that it is just too much work on SA without the sight of quick return. I would agree especially if the preferred method is to bang as many girls with least minimal effort.

It will be very difficult to meet and get the girl that one want and willing to have sex with on a short notice on SA. However, if one is of the type who prefer companionship with sexual intimacy, SA could be a potential avenue to explore.

A month prior to my trip, I had started to collect the girls contact info. So much so, I have more girls willing to meet than I have time for them. Naturally, I will prioritize girls who are showing more interest in me than simply ignoring me beyond a simple greeting. Probably in hindsight, it is not the best approach, but without much prior experience, I work with with what I have.

These were the girls that I met in person.

SA Girl #1

Got a message from this SA girl on my first evening in Bogota. I was surprised that she kept tab of when I would be in Bogota based on my last conversation almost a month back and with whom I had never chatted since.

I gave this girl a wider berth since she seemed to be fluent in English, and as I did not feel like eating dinner alone. She happened to be in the area on a medical visit when she chatted with me and I invited her over for a dinner. We had a pretty good dinner date and did not do anything beyond that since I was tired and would have a important meeting that I need to prepare for the next day. So we parted after dinner but kept the option of seeing each again open over the weekend.

SA Girl #2

She is probably one of the most enthusiastic lot given how she would check in on me regularly even prior to reaching Bogota. She is in her early 20's and looked cute in the picture that she sent me and I imagined that she has a nice pair of boobs underneath.

I had a few hours to spare during daytime after lunch and scheduled a time for her to come. I met her in a coffeeshop near my apartment before heading back together.

I made a noobie mistake of not clarifying on the service that I wanted before our meeting. So when she asked for protection while we were making out, I did not want to insist on BB on her. Anyway, her tits were simply boobalicious. Also, this was the first time I was with any girl who can really squirt. I was taken back when her pussy juice were spraying all over my bed and I had to scramble for a towel to contain this mess.

I asked if she has sex with many other people afterwards but said she only have sex with her boyfriend. I had seen her boyfriend in her WhatsApp post in the past. She wanted to see me again, I told her only if she is willing to go BB the next time which she agreed. She was a college student and was on SA for only a month and I was her first encounter.

Alas, I did not have the time for the second meet, since I had so many other girls that I want to try out with my somewhat limited time.

SA Girl #3

I had this Girl #3 the next day who is in her mid-20's. She was almost as enthusiastic as Girl #2. This time I learned from the earlier mistake, and told her that I wanted BB before agreeing for her to come by in the evening, and she agreed.

I asked her to send me her photo to be taken at that moment and unfiltered, which she did shortly. She did not look that great in that photo but was not too bad either. So I told her to come over to my apartment after her restaurant shift in the evening.

When she arrived, she looked much cuter in person than in her photo. I was attracted by her smile and that almost innocent girl next door look. Before the deed, we showered together because I wanted to go down on her and also expecting reciprocity. She was one of the only SA girl where I received a BJ and a decent one too. The sex was only okay.

I asked her how long she had done this and she mentioned that I was her first SD with an expected meet up with another SD the following month.

Anyway, after sex, I was hungry and we walked to Zona T where there were plenty of good restaurants. During dinner, I asked if she has friends and she hinted if I was interested in a threesome and I mentioned I would like it only if she is comfortable with it.

Then she showed me a photo of this girl (SA Girl #5) whom I recognize from one of the SA girls that I had communicated earlier. At that moment, I was thinking maybe I can have her spend the weekend with me while giving me the option of exploring other girls while she was with me. I offered her the arrangement for her to stay with me over the weekend and she agreed. On hindsight, it was probably a mistake as I was hoping to replicate the fun times that I used to have with this Colombian bisexual girl in my previous trip.

At that moment, I forgot that I have already a meet with SA Girl #4 that evening for a dinner and sex. I did not want to cancel of that girl since she looked so pretty in that picture that she sent me and a really nice pair of rack. Plus she had also agreed to BB. So, I reshuffled our meet to noon the next day.

Girl #3 showed up on my apartment the next evening after work, and we had a quickie before heading over to the Irish pub in Zona T to meet up with a new ISG member and a friend who happened to be in Bogota at that time. After a few drinks there, my friends and us headed over to the Lio bar and had a wild night partying in that club. I was completely wasted that night and the girl and I both woke up with a huge hangover the following day.

Anyway, without dragging out the boring details, the longer this girl stayed with me the less that I like her. That initial infatuation that I felt for her wore off. Many small details added up to big ones that would prevent me from ever wanting her to stay any longer than a meet in the future.

SA Girl #4

She is only 19 but, oh boy, she was the best screw among all the SA girls. I say SA girls, since I actually had better sessions with the escort agency girls, which I will write up below.

Anyway, I rescheduled our meet to noon that Saturday since I have asked Girl #3 to come that evening to accompany me that night through the weekend.

This girl wanted me to send her an Uber which I did. For a 10-mile ride, the total trip took an hour on a weekend. This gives you an idea of how bad Bogota's traffic is.

I met her in front of the building and we headed for lunch together to a restaurant nearby since I was hungry. She was shy and almost quiet during this whole encounter. When she took off her mask, I was actually disappointed that she was not as attractive as her photo. Still attractive but not as good.

After lunch, we headed back to my apartment and we were in the apartment, this girl transformed into a wild one in bed. She would kiss me passionately and as soon as our clothes were off, she would dry hump me as I fondled and sucked on her big natural tits and my dick got super hard real fast. Just as soon, she took off of her underwear, climbed on top of me and slid my dick into her pussy. She would gyrate her hips and those internal friction made me came before long. As I came into her pussy and she would continue to gyrate non-stop until I have to eventually stop her as I can't take it any longer.

We chatted for a while and 10 minutes in, and my dick would get hard again. She would grab it and started to ride me. Coming twice in a single day is somewhat of a rarity for me these days. Making me come twice in a span of an hour requires a real skillset from that girl. I came into her again but at that point, it was probably just blanks. Let's hope that she does not claim to be pregnant in a few months.

SA Girl #5

This girl was on SA the longest and told me she had two SD before me with the platform. Turned out that she was a Venezuelan. I conducted the same protocol with this girl, unfiltered photo and if she is okay with BB. One thing that struck me was she said that even though she took great care of herself, she was willing to do it with me. We agreed to meet and have her come to my apartment that evening. Anyway, this girl turned out to be a real disaster in bed, which I would explain later.

At this time, I had not yet has a chance to use the service of my go-to escort agency eroticasbogota, and I wanted to sample their girls again while in Bogota.

So I texted them and picked Diana who was able to do CIM as an extra service. She showed up at my apartment in the afternoon, and she was this cute spinner with a beautiful balanced sets of body and tits. Very passionate and GFE and I told her that I wanted to CIM before I screw her and she obliged.

I did not get a chance to do a CIM so far, and that was the best come that I had so far in this trip. For a minute or so as she sucked them all up, I thought that she might swallow it until she gestured for a permission to go to the bathroom to spit them out. We continued with more banging afterwards. Overall, it was a good session and the girls from eroticasbogota rarely disappoint.

I got a few hours to recuperate before my next meet with SA Girl #5.

I told this girl to be at my apartment at 6 pm and given that she lives at Chapinero, I thought it would not take too much time. 30 minutes in, she said she was still on her way and she showed me a screen shot of where she was and how much more time it would take to reach my apartment.

To my surprise, her screen shot was showing it to be still 50 minutes away and what is worse, it was showing how long it would be to walk to my place. WTF. I told her to grab an Uber and I will pay for it which she immediately did.

When she got to my apartment, we spent a good time chatting and she was a pretty upbeat girl. I was not ready to dive straight into sex since I had already done so a few hours earlier with Diana.

My friend texted me then and asked me if I would like to grab dinner or a drink since I will be flying back the next day. I said yes and told him that I will be bringing along this girl. By the time we wrapped up our dinner, it was 9 pm. The girl mentioned to me earlier that she need a hard stop at 11 PM. I offered her extra if she can stay later or until the next morning, and she was adamant that she can't and had to leave no latter than 11 PM as previously agreed with me.

Since I wanted to know how it was like to bang this girl, I had to cut the meeting with my friend short and hurried back to my apartment on taxi. I really didn't like the rush. Anyway, when we got to my apartment, we stripped and she asked me what I would like. I said let's start with a BBJ and then a BB. She resisted with the BB initially until I showed her our previous text on WhatsApp. Alas, it was for nothing, since after I poked my dick into her pussy, I smelled something was not right, and I meant that literally. Her pussy had this unbearable stench, and I just dipped my dick into that stench.

I stopped all activities and went to the bathroom to wash it off with a wet towel. Still that stench remained, and I had to take a shower and probably used my body wash three times to get rid of that smell. I have to say that a stinky pussy is like a kryptonite.

Given it was my last night, I did not want to end my trip with this stench. I texted eroticasbogota to see if they can still send a girl over to me at this hours, and they said yes and one can arrive in 30 minutes. After that, I stepped out of the bathroom and while the girl was still wondering what was going on, I paid her and gave her taxi money and told her that I need her to leave in 5 minutes. She did but was still wondering what was going on. Anyway, that will be the last time I will be seeing her.

About 30 minutes later, Hanna from the agency came. The front desk called me if it is ok to let her up and I said yes. Hanna was just as adorable as Diana and her service was just as good.

I was glad that I was able to leave Bogota with a still favorable experience and had these agency girls come to the "rescue" when needed.

Anyway, this is my first experience with SA girls and I thought of sharing this with everyone.

[JackEnBogo]

Hi ZedLeppelin10,

Great, just let me know and we go out and see what we can find, I have been living here for many years, but have let go a bit mongering.

Hey Shizzle78 and ZedLeppelin10,

I'm in Bogotá for April and May too. I've been to Medellin and Cartagena, I'm just starting to explore Bogotá. I'm still working on Spanish but I speak a bit. I'm up for going out; I can't use the PM system yet.

[IronQuinn]

Get off your high horse, we're all paying for the same thing and you're acting like you're somehow better than someone else. You're on an anonymous forum where people are trying to share advice on other avenues to meet women.

I have FWBs back home, but still used SA and got to spend half-days with hot women for less than your higher-end hourly rate in the comfort of my own hotel. The first SA girl I met asked for 200 K after spending like 5 hours together. Who gives a shit how we met them? No one here is under the impression that they're our GFs.

In fact, I'm headed back to Bogota today to hook up with 3 different women (plus a friend for some more threesomes) from SA.

Stay cool VJ, it's all good. I was pointing out how easy and convenient SF is. If you like SA, go do your thing.

[IronQuinn]

I disagree-- I have gotten to know so many SGs over the last 10 yrs and have had many GFE Quickees-- Even with girls I just met-- It's all in the chemistry and being able to pre-qualify the girl when you chat her up and feel her out If you have a blah session that is mostly your fault. And I admit I have had less than thrilling sessions-- But mostly not. It's funny some girls I have had really great sex and then I might ignore them for a while and they get pissed and give a crappy session and it's over-- Never bang her again.

- Of course I like the club girls better and I have steady who I usually will see early when she gets there and I can stretch her out a bit-- It's 20 minutes in heaven, Just deepthroating, hairpulling Bending her all over like a sex doll. I actually have a few like that in different clubs.

I Just Love Santa Fe So Much-- I am tempted to go up to Chapinero and check out all the places I have been reading about.

I've had some fantastic gfs back home, so my version of a GFE is held to that standard. I would say better than half my sessions were good, I just wouldn't call them GFE, suppose it's to the individual. Even though I was mostly with street Vennies, I had a fantastic session with Michele at Texas. That girl has a great ass and can move, finished me off in reverse CG like a champ. I agree with you there can be less than thrilling sessions. Luckily, I only had one this time around. The girl wouldn't do doggy-style even though all positions were agreed beforehand. Had to give her the boot. All in all, I love SF. It's a great playground.

[LatinaLover#1]

Of course it's safe in front of Atunes, Picina etc, the owners have a vested interest in keeping the front of their place safe, it would be bad for business. But in Bogota it continues to be dangerous, just ask the citizens, or Lopez the mayor of the city if the dangers are out of control. Over the last 15 years I have seen the city get more and more dangerous everyday. Just a few days ago a man was shot FIRST and robbed late in a bakery at Andino Mall, one of the most exclusive malls in the city, at 1:30 in the afternoon with hundreds of people all over the place, so much for safety in numbers. Also a 12 year old boy was killed this week by a FARC bomb in the south, I believe it was in Bolivar Verde and injuring 35 some odd people. Stay vigilant and stay safe.

[Voodoo Jones]

There are guys who keep their eyes glued to their phone messing around with dating apps, or guys on SA playing the role of sugar daddy, deluded into thinking they actually have a girlfriend. Take the money away and see how long they stay.

If I want a GFE, I get an actual GF back home based on my looks. Then again, I'm not an old, flabby guy with a gut bigger around than his waist. No offense to those who fit that category, they actually do need to pay for it. But, if you're in good shape, or even just a regular guy, keep your gfs for back home, and only use SF for renting bodies.

Get off your high horse, we're all paying for the same thing and you're acting like you're somehow better than someone else. You're on an anonymous forum where people are trying to share advice on other avenues to meet women.

I have FWBs back home, but still used SA and got to spend half-days with hot women for less than your higher-end hourly rate in the comfort of my own hotel. The first SA girl I met asked for 200 K after spending like 5 hours together. Who gives a shit how we met them? No one here is under the impression that they're our GFs.

In fact, I'm headed back to Bogota today to hook up with 3 different women (plus a friend for some more threesomes) from SA.

[Woodman09]

It's been a while (pre-pandemic), but I just finished up another Colombian trip. It was nice to walk the streets of Santa Fe again. I love it there, but a man has to know what to expect. There are guys who keep their eyes glued to their phone messing around with dating apps, or guys on SA playing the role of sugar daddy, deluded into thinking they actually have a girlfriend. Take the money away and see how long they stay. But, in SF all you need to do is walk out of your hotel and go shopping. Pick the beauty of your choice, negotiate up front on what you want, and do the deed. It's that simple. I spent a lot of time banging the young Vennies on Calle 23. Prices will cost you from 30 K up to 100 K if you want more than the standard. Don't come here looking for GFE, you're just renting their bodies, and that's exactly what I like. If I want a GFE, I get an actual GF back home based on my looks. Then again, I'm not an old, flabby guy with a gut bigger around than his waist. No offense to those who fit that category, they actually do need to pay for it. But, if you're in good shape, or even just a regular guy, keep your gfs for back home, and only use SF for renting bodies. If you keep that in mind, than you'll know what to expect, and you'll have a great time. As for safety, I never had a problem, nobody followed me, or stared in my direction. For the most part they don't care. Just stick to your business, don't wear jewelry (who you trying to impress anyway), and be casual. Don't listen to the doom and gloom reports. If you stick to the main area, you'll be fine. There are plenty of girls around. I even found a couple good ones on Sunday during the day. You're on vacation, talk to the guys hanging outside the bars, chat up the girls, enjoy yourself and relax. Nobody is out to get you. It's a RL district that's policed. You get to nail good looking chicks for low prices. It doesn't get anymore straightforward than that. Go have fun guys.

I disagree-- I have gotten to know so many SGs over the last 10 yrs and have had many GFE Quickees-- Even with girls I just met-- It's all in the chemistry and being able to pre-qualify the girl when you chat her up and feel her out If you have a blah session that is mostly your fault. And I admit I have had less than thrilling sessions-- But mostly not. It's funny some girls I have had really great sex and then I might ignore them for a while and they get pissed and give a crappy session and it's over-- Never bang her again.

- Of course I like the club girls better and I have steady who I usually will see early when she gets there and I can stretch her out a bit-- It's 20 minutes in heaven, Just deepthroating, hairpulling Bending her all over like a sex doll. I actually have a few like that in different clubs.

I Just Love Santa Fe So Much-- I am tempted to go up to Chapinero and check out all the places I have been reading about.

[IronQuinn]

It's been a while (pre-pandemic), but I just finished up another Colombian trip. It was nice to walk the streets of Santa Fe again. I love it there, but a man has to know what to expect. There are guys who keep their eyes glued to their phone messing around with dating apps, or guys on SA playing the role of sugar daddy, deluded into thinking they actually have a girlfriend. Take the money away and see how long they stay. But, in SF all you need to do is walk out of your hotel and go shopping. Pick the beauty of your choice, negotiate up front on what you want, and do the deed. It's that simple. I spent a lot of time banging the young Vennies on Calle 23. Prices will cost you from 30 K up to 100 K if you want more than the standard. Don't come here looking for GFE, you're just renting their bodies, and that's exactly what I like. If I want a GFE, I get an actual GF back home based on my looks. Then again, I'm not an old, flabby guy with a gut bigger around than his waist. No offense to those who fit that category, they actually do need to pay for it. But, if you're in good shape, or even just a regular guy, keep your gfs for back home, and only use SF for renting bodies. If you keep that in mind, than you'll know what to expect, and you'll have a great time. As for safety, I never had a problem, nobody followed me, or stared in my direction. For the most part they don't care. Just stick to your business, don't wear jewelry (who you trying to impress anyway), and be casual. Don't listen to the doom and gloom reports. If you stick to the main area, you'll be fine. There are plenty of girls around. I even found a couple good ones on Sunday during the day. You're on vacation, talk to the guys hanging outside the bars, chat up the girls, enjoy yourself and relax. Nobody is out to get you. It's a RL district that's policed. You get to nail good looking chicks for low prices. It doesn't get anymore straightforward than that. Go have fun guys.