Bogota Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Anyone who goes anywhere expecting 9's all over the place is completely out of touch with reality.

Unless it is a modeling convention. Enough with guys walking into brothels and expecting models and movie stars though.

[JjBee62]

My standards are even higher, I have never seen an 8 in santa fe. 7-7. 5 tops (on a good day). A true 8 would never work there just because there are high end venues where she could make much more. Or go sugar baby route. Or onlyfans, etc. Some guys here need a reality check.

Reality check time.

First, you've clearly shown how useless a 1-10 scale is. 3 different people, 3 different ratings. There's a much simpler scale which is foolproof. Any woman is either a 1 or a 0. That's the numeric equivalent of yes or no, your answer to the following question:

"Do I want to fuck her?

The beauty of the system is its flexibility. On a day when you're not feeling interested, you might give a 0 to the same girl who was a solid 1 when you were drunk and horny.

If you want, you could do a follow-up rating to decide if you would fuck her again.

See how simple that is? Ultimately, the only thing that matters is if you want the girl.

Now for the reality check.

Many of the girls working the streets don't even have a phone. It's not easy to find a sugar daddy or set up an OnlyFans account when you can't even manage to buy a $20 phone. Working in one of the north clubs requires money for costumes, shoes, makeup, plus transportation costs. It might seem simple, but in reality there are a lot of beautiful, intelligent and talented people who never reach their potential because they're too busy just trying to survive.

[El Mechanico]

OK this is off-topic, and I have asked the last two Thanksgivings in a row and got Zero help or info. I am here through the weekend and would like to go to a bar in Chapinero to watch some college football Friday and Saturday. Does anybody know of a sports bar similar to Patrick's in Medellin that may have US college football Friday and Saturday after Thanksgiving? Thanks in advance.

El Mecanico.

[MiamiBoy1]

I've never seen a 9 in santa fe. I've been by the blocks with the transgenders, that's not what I'm talking about it. I've been there in the morning, afternoon and night, on every day of the week. I've been there on holidays, I've been there on normal days. I've been there before the pandemic, during and after. I know santa fe pretty well, probably as well as anyone here except maybe woodman.

I may have higher standards than you. And that's fine. I never said one couldn't have a good time in santa fe. There's plenty of good looking girls in santa fe, but personally a 9 for me, never. I'd rather take an fun 7-8 than a snobby 9 any day. For me, patience and persistence yields at most 8's in santa fe, but even that takes time, like you said, anyone who is going to santa fe and expects 9's all over the place is going to be dissapointed.

My standards are even higher, I have never seen an 8 in santa fe. 7-7. 5 tops (on a good day). A true 8 would never work there just because there are high end venues where she could make much more. Or go sugar baby route. Or onlyfans, etc. Some guys here need a reality check.

[Morales85]

Arrived in Bogota airport.

Smooth immigration process.

Used the ATM next to the luggage pickup. Make sure you decline the conversion and your bank will convert using daily forex rate. I got 5000 per $1 usd.

Took the yellow cab taxis on the left of the airport exit.

Paid $150 k pesos for cab to bring us to the mall, get us some items and sim card from claro.

(I know we over paid by 50 k but he stayed with us for a hours while we shopped. (Super unnecessary but first night in the country).

Got a claro 80 gb SIM card for $20 usd.

By the time we got home got food we didn't want to go out so we slept.

The next day me and my friend ordered take out from PPG. My girl was 250 k pesos included BBBJ which was probably the best part of the experience. Idk about you guys but fucking with a condom is absolutely trash for me. Can't even feel anything I rather just get heeled off slowly. Anyways the girl was pretty hot (but less hot than the pictures, but it was the same girl from the pics.) came to my hotel in Chico Norte checked her in smoothly.

This girl didn't kiss on the lips or give massages so that was a disappointment but she was down to suck dick without a condom. Doesn't make sense but whateverZ.

My friend girl was more of a freak basically was hella aggressive and wanted to kiss and fuck like a maniac🤣.

Moral of the story ppg can be hit or miss but for $50 you can't complain for a Uber eats dinner.

After we ate our take out we decided to go to club lido.

Drinks are very expensive. But the girls are hot as fuck. Many 9's and 10's. We even saw a famous Colombian actress there enjoying the strippers with her friends.

To fuck a girl at lido is quite expensive. Standard price is 200 k for the room upstairs (they will try to charge you more, don't accept that) my boy got gringod.

You also have to pay what ever the girl charges. So it's double the price.

It was a fun experience though but expensive.

I want to check out some of the cheaper establishments today. Tell me which are the best spots I should check out?

Day 2 today, will update tomorrow.

Hey bro!

How was your 2nd day in Bogota?

Could you explain what is PPG?

[JjBee62]

I've never seen a 9 in santa fe. I've been by the blocks with the transgenders, that's not what I'm talking about it. I've been there in the morning, afternoon and night, on every day of the week. I've been there on holidays, I've been there on normal days. I've been there before the pandemic, during and after. I know santa fe pretty well, probably as well as anyone here except maybe woodman.

I may have higher standards than you. And that's fine. I never said one couldn't have a good time in santa fe. There's plenty of good looking girls in santa fe, but personally a 9 for me, never. I'd rather take an fun 7-8 than a snobby 9 any day. For me, patience and persistence yields at most 8's in santa fe, but even that takes time, like you said, anyone who is going to santa fe and expects 9's all over the place is going to be dissapointed.

Anyone who goes anywhere expecting 9's all over the place is completely out of touch with reality.

[Trim1]

I want to check out some of the cheaper establishments today. Tell me which are the best spots I should check out?

When I visited Chapinero in August of 2021, I picked up a card for Bar Paris. The card says "cerveza a $3. 000, domingo a domingo 9 am a 9 pm, servicio con una linda chica $30.000, Calle 60 bis A # 13 A - 08".

I ran out of time and didn't get a chance to try it out, but if you give it a shot, I'd be interested in reading about your experience.

[OJeito]

Hey, does anyone know of a way to get Adderall in Bogota?

I haven't heard about adderall being sold in the pharmacies the same way other narco pills are but that doesn't mean they are not available. Maybe if you have a dr's prescription from your homeland it will be easier to come by. Perhaps going to a local hospital for your refill is an option. Another option would be consulting The chicas who like to party. They will probably know which pharmacies might bend the rules. Good luck finding your medicine amigo.

[Mr Enternational]

PImsleur DVDs for Spanish are good-- 3 levels 90 lessons -- if you can master those or even part you would be in good shape.

And what do you propose he play them on?

[Kazeu]

If you don't see 9's in SF you must be in the blocks that have the transgenders. I'm sorry. There's plenty of 9's but you need patience and persistence.

I've never seen a 9 in santa fe. I've been by the blocks with the transgenders, that's not what I'm talking about it. I've been there in the morning, afternoon and night, on every day of the week. I've been there on holidays, I've been there on normal days. I've been there before the pandemic, during and after. I know santa fe pretty well, probably as well as anyone here except maybe woodman.

I may have higher standards than you. And that's fine. I never said one couldn't have a good time in santa fe. There's plenty of good looking girls in santa fe, but personally a 9 for me, never. I'd rather take an fun 7-8 than a snobby 9 any day. For me, patience and persistence yields at most 8's in santa fe, but even that takes time, like you said, anyone who is going to santa fe and expects 9's all over the place is going to be dissapointed.

[Morales85]

Brazilian threads are some of the most active threads here and frequently mentioned as competitive mongering destinations. Can you shed some more light via a trip report?

Will do it for sure just need some free time. Maybe tomorrow I will find some.

[YahooDiSingh]

Arrived in Bogota airport.

Smooth immigration process.

Used the ATM next to the luggage pickup. Make sure you decline the conversion and your bank will convert using daily forex rate. I got 5000 per $1 usd.

Took the yellow cab taxis on the left of the airport exit.

Paid $150 k pesos for cab to bring us to the mall, get us some items and sim card from claro.

(I know we over paid by 50 k but he stayed with us for a hours while we shopped. (Super unnecessary but first night in the country).

Got a claro 80 gb SIM card for $20 usd.

By the time we got home got food we didn't want to go out so we slept.

The next day me and my friend ordered take out from PPG. My girl was 250 k pesos included BBBJ which was probably the best part of the experience. Idk about you guys but fucking with a condom is absolutely trash for me. Can't even feel anything I rather just get heeled off slowly. Anyways the girl was pretty hot (but less hot than the pictures, but it was the same girl from the pics.) came to my hotel in Chico Norte checked her in smoothly.

This girl didn't kiss on the lips or give massages so that was a disappointment but she was down to suck dick without a condom. Doesn't make sense but whateverZ.

My friend girl was more of a freak basically was hella aggressive and wanted to kiss and fuck like a maniac🤣.

Moral of the story ppg can be hit or miss but for $50 you can't complain for a Uber eats dinner.

After we ate our take out we decided to go to club lido.

Drinks are very expensive. But the girls are hot as fuck. Many 9's and 10's. We even saw a famous Colombian actress there enjoying the strippers with her friends.

To fuck a girl at lido is quite expensive. Standard price is 200 k for the room upstairs (they will try to charge you more, don't accept that) my boy got gringod.

You also have to pay what ever the girl charges. So it's double the price.

It was a fun experience though but expensive.

I want to check out some of the cheaper establishments today. Tell me which are the best spots I should check out?

Day 2 today, will update tomorrow.

[Woodman09]

Hi guys!

Heading to Colombia in February.

I can't say a word in Spanish. Been already in Brasil and it was hard to pick up girls, even those from websites who should speak English didn't.

I am wondering is there any chance to pick up girl in Colombia not speaking Spanish?

Are there any legit websites where I can find escorts, pay and get the service done? Not worrying about language differences?

Thanks in advance bros.

PImsleur DVDs for Spanish are good-- 3 levels 90 lessons -- if you can master those or even part you would be in good shape.

[JackTaggart]

Hey, does anyone know of a way to get Adderall in Bogota?

[SankarShetty]

Brazilian threads are some of the most active threads here and frequently mentioned as competitive mongering destinations. Can you shed some more light via a trip report?

Hi guys!

Heading to Colombia in February.

I can't say a word in Spanish. Been already in Brasil and it was hard to pick up girls, even those from websites who should speak English didn't.

I am wondering is there any chance to pick up girl in Colombia not speaking Spanish?

Are there any legit websites where I can find escorts, pay and get the service done? Not worrying about language differences?

Thanks in advance bros.