Bogota Reports

[MaddTraveler]

Yeah fuck that. A couple of years ago my nurse chick wanted a Nike jacket for her birthday. We went to the Nike store by Andino. That shit was like $100. I said never again. Even last time in Barranquilla my girl came straight over after work and we had to go to Exito to get her some clothes to wear to work for the next day. Clothes ain't as cheap as you think in Colombia unless you are going to some bargain basement store. Easier to just give the money.

Agreed there w you bro. But I said was diff, you don't have to dance to anyone's beats LOL. Meaning I call the shots and decide the purch. Now Mr E you know there some non pros that refused to take money for sex, whether they're pretending to be non hookie or have certain prestige / pride it does matter, you just play along; if she wants me to take her shopping, just spent 24 hrs w me and we just fuckd non stop for no money, then it's cool.

The thing I do is quite simple, I've been to almost all the malls, fancy clothing stores w them. No diff than if you have a real GF, they will drag you LOL. And yes I know some of the prices are even higher than the states for certain imported products. I asked them to show me the item first, I say Ye or Ne if within my price range when they show me. Some guys perhaps are afraid or embarrassed thinking they'll look cheap but you shouldn't. If anything it's the other way around. She'll take you for a sucker if you just buy anything. I know when to put my foot down.

[Woodman09]

Here is some brothel art you can see in Santa Fe-- I need to go to Atunes and take photos as there is a whole gallery of framed paintings.

On another spent time with a couple of members on Saturday and Sunday. These guys are into SGs and were in Heaven-.

Saturday Night off the hook for clubs and SGs-- Sunday was OK but this guy who lives in Tijuana said it was fantastic-- Way better than Tijuana scene.

[DonCarlos1234]

Any one take a tour with the girls on https://www.showaround.com/locals/colombia/bogota and got lucky?

Try reddit.

[Kib123]

Any one take a tour with the girls on https://www.showaround.com/locals/colombia/bogota and got lucky?

Looks like a cheesy pseudo-dating app to me, with many profiles probably fake. Such a collection of all pretty tour guides ain't realistic by a long shot.

[Kib123]

It depends on the ATM you go to, I usually used Colpatria / Scotiabank because they charged the withdrawals in Pesos and my bank would do the conversion plus fees, Now they changed it to you having to accept their exchange rate, plus an extra 15 k exchange fee.

So when I withdrew 900 k last week, it would normally be around 185 after my bank conversion plus fees. It turned into 197 with the new one.

That sucks. Colpatria has been my go to ATM. Anyone know what the current cash rate spread is at those exchange kiosks along the streets?

[Mtljay]

Any one take a tour with the girls on https://www.showaround.com/locals/colombia/bogota and got lucky?

[Kazeu]

It depends on the ATM you go to, I usually used Colpatria / Scotiabank because they charged the withdrawals in Pesos and my bank would do the conversion plus fees, Now they changed it to you having to accept their exchange rate, plus an extra 15 k exchange fee.

So when I withdrew 900 k last week, it would normally be around 185 after my bank conversion plus fees. It turned into 197 with the new one.

Unfortunately, I still think that's the best I can get considering they will let me withdraw 900 k in one go, max I've seen at other ATMs is 500 k so even if they did charge in pesos, the fees ID get from multiple transactions will kill what I would've saved.

Use Davivienda ATMS, limit is 2 million and no ATM fees.

[Kazeu]

- There is a very cute girl on Carrera 16. As you walk from Calle 23 to Calle 24, one of the first places on the right as you past by the first bar. IMO, she is the best I've seen. I've seen her occasionally, during the day time. She is a brunette. She usually wears pants that she pulls down to her hips, not exposing anything though. She is 30 something; has a little baby damage, but hard to tell from far away. She was probably a 9 when she was 20.

- But a warning; she's a dud. Only a covered BJ. She was resistance for me to roam with my hands.

- The knock came at 7 or 8 minutes. Not an exaggeration. I timed it. When I complained, she gave me a smirk, in which I interpreted as, oh well, sucker. But around $10 for 7 or 8 minutes for an almost stunner is good from the US point of view. LOL!

- Note: To avoid the early knock, I usually get 1 hour. Even for 1 hour, you can get a knock at the 30 minute knock. The knock also depends on the girl. She can tell the person to give me the entire time period. Or if the knock comes early, she can tell that person to give us more time. Or the girl can suggest to go to another hotel that will give you the entire time period.

If you don't want a knock go to a different hotel that the girl does not know and pay it yourself, you'll likely pay a little bit more for it. Theres 1 hotel that doesn't ever knock, you can pay for 15 minutes and they never come. One of the street girls that I used to session with showed it to me. I believe its on Calle 24 #16-37 (According to google maps) No sign or anything. Just go in and say you want 15 minutes. Showers are nice and clean but rooms are small.

[Kazeu]

The places in SF will always try to rip you off for the Vat which foreigners don't have to pay. Hotels will try to do the same. Be aware.

I think technically if you have a 2nd guest in the room that is colombian, you do have to pay the VAT tax. Fortunately until the end of this year colombians are also exempt.

[Kazeu]

I agree with this. Especially if you could find an Airbnb on Kr 4 a -- very pleasant area with a lot of good restaurants / coffee / beer. That area is close to where I stayed = very convenient. Unfortuantely, I haven't sussed out how to get the exact address for an Airbnb before renting, and although the "Equiibrium" tower (directly on Kr 7 at calle 31) had a lap pool and a jacuzzi, it was kind of otherwise alienating and cold. A dozen good / authentic restaurants on calle 30 up the hill from La Septima; although, I think they may be just day time only. I walked up there with my veneca on Sunday about 7 -- all closed. Maybe that street is a few blocks north of La Macarena. Technically, I think La Macarena is completely within Santa Fe.

90 percent of the time I'll be renting an AirBnb in a condo building. I just ask the host the name of the building and then look it up on google maps. Easy.

[Mr Enternational]

She wants clothes in exchange for sex, is the same as wanting cash for sex. You either ask for the amount or set it yourself and tell her, or you allow yourself to be surprised on what she picks which is risky.

Yeah fuck that. A couple of years ago my nurse chick wanted a Nike jacket for her birthday. We went to the Nike store by Andino. That shit was like $100. I said never again. Even last time in Barranquilla my girl came straight over after work and we had to go to Exito to get her some clothes to wear to work for the next day. Clothes ain't as cheap as you think in Colombia unless you are going to some bargain basement store. Easier to just give the money.

[SpaceMonkey769]

Be in Santa Fe, if anyone fancies a beer let me know.

[Elvis 2008]

Which girl friendly 5 star hotel did you stay. Coming for work and looking for the same.

Marriott hotel near the airport. Not the courtyard but that is nice too. Very girl friendly. It is expensive now, but if you have points, they have always been dirt cheap with regards to points. Only 16,000 per night. Beautiful place. Indoor pool. Great restaurants. Netflix on the TV. Awesome gym. This hotel has the best food I have had in Colombia. For real. I have never had a problem with women wanting to leave that hotel early. They love it there.

[Mtljay]

Tried many online websites like Las nenas Bogota escorts but when you search for massage republic, you get babes from local SPs like this one! Or lacelestina etc. Have variety and fairly truthfull phtotos, Rates vary fro 55-110 usd depending upon what is on menu, anal or not etc. You multiply by 4500 soles for a usd! Most are petite short Some agreed for anal with extra rate, while all of them visited 5 star hotel for very comfortable experience. All had flat tummy, small (32) boobs except Gabriela which were 34 , ages were typically betwern 19-22. Tried Gabriela colombian white ,3rd is tanned brown Anny, from Massage republic Bogota, Gabriela, From LA Celestina, Beatriz cordoba 280+200 anal, not so skilled in anai as Annie who was best in her stout athletic body form with good coperation for anal!! Annie from Eroticas Bogota 200+ 150 but paid 500 for 1. 5 HR of anal only, athletic body brunette, cooperative, she twice came, hanna, white younger 19 yrs from same eroticas Bogota, and not so skilled in anal, paid only 250+ 25 + 25 for her innocence, she was really curvy but not that athletic as annie, and quiet immature! From same eroticas Bogota Lucia Came, anal was not sought to save money 220+ 25 + 5 tip.

Which girl friendly 5 star hotel did you stay. Coming for work and looking for the same.

[LatinaLover#1]

- Info from last year. Should still be the same.

- My friends and I went to a club during the weekday, about a mile north of Zona T. I'm guessing it was Olympia, but I didn't check the name. Regardless, all the clubs seems to be the same.

- We got there around 1 am on a weekday. Not that crowded. But at around 2 am, it got a lot more crowded.

- Some people say that the same girls who work Santa Fe work at these type of clubs. Probably correct in which the same type of girls work at both places. But I'm a half empty type of guy. IMO, the same type of marginal girls who work at Santa Fe (the best of Santa Fe) also work at the northern clubs. Most of the girls at that northern club were marginal. In my engineering Bell curve, I saw 1 girl who I would consider a 7, maybe an 8. Most girls were 6's. But those people who think that Pattaya Beach Road has 7's and 8's, will think that all the girls are 9's and 10's. More power to them!

- The base price of beers was 30 something. But they add a service charge and IVA (VAT? of 18 or 19% WTF? No bar / restaurant adds a VAT). Each beer was around 50 K.

- When you pay here, or the girls, or similar type of places, pay with exact change. We paid, expecting to get around 20 K or 30 K change, but waiter did come back for couple of minutes. My friends didn't care, so we left. Since we didn't care, shit like this will happen again.

The places in SF will always try to rip you off for the Vat which foreigners don't have to pay. Hotels will try to do the same. Be aware.