So, fun fact indoor heating in Bogota is sparse. Can anyone suggest a girl friendly hotel that has heat. I have a reservation for the Ibis museo hotel. This one has a recent review from last month talking about cold rooms and no heat. I got this recommendation from this board. I guess warm rooms isn't an implied standard LOL. Just jokes people I don't mean to offend.
My night totaled at 200+400=600 for the girls, 250+160+80+50+20=560+countless tips for the club. Should've just used photoprepagos.
You also could have just walked in and stood around and ordered one drink for yourself, or not, and just looked for a girl to take upstairs and saved yourself a few hundred thousand pesos.
My ex girlfriend just sent me this picture. She said it is freezing in Bogota. I can't believe you forgot your jacket. When I go there I pack my jacket and hat before I even pack my passport.
Also guys if anyone is willing to send $25 in bitcoin to help me become a premium member, I will paypal you $30 right away.
Please let me know trying to book a tour with Woodman09 ASAP.
Thanks!
Use Rockitcoin. Easy to use bitcoin atms all over the US that accepts cash to fund your wallet. It could not be easier and you will have a membership in a few days. There are other companies too I have seen that might have different coverage, but Rockit is the one I remember.
Amazing report. Thank you so much for sharing the info.
Just wondering if any girl friendly hotel you would recommend?
I've stayed at the BOG hotel 3 times and have 0 problems bringing girls back, I've brought back several different girls during the same stay but never more than 1 girl at a time so I don't know about 3-somes. Plus the BOG hotel is a nice hotel in a good, safe location. The 4 seasons tried to charge me a 400.000 guest fee, even though I told the guy my girlfriend was coming later when checking in, and even provided them her name, I got it taken off the bill but I doubt I will be back there. I want to try the Sofitel next time.
Great report and she's cute. Sounds like you had a bit of everything happen. I'll be down there in a few days. When I was there last for only a few hours I didn't have a bottle requirement for a table and just got waters. Is this something new with having to spring a larger amount of money to get something other than a beer or water? Was it because the table was on a higher level or something? Is a table in the busier times come with a bottle requirement or is it that they were just trying to get money from a gringo and pull the whole need to spend $$$ to sit down and hoping you wouldn't call them out on it as being bullshit??
I'm pretty sure I got got guy. I had not traveled internationally in like 7 months (skipped the whole summer fiasco, saw that a mile away) so I was still in USA mindset. You need to be firm with these people. I could've easily threatened to walk out and go to any one of the other half dozen clubs on the same block.
Great report and she's cute. Sounds like you had a bit of everything happen. I'll be down there in a few days. When I was there last for only a few hours I didn't have a bottle requirement for a table and just got waters. Is this something new with having to spring a larger amount of money to get something other than a beer or water? Was it because the table was on a higher level or something? Is a table in the busier times come with a bottle requirement or is it that they were just trying to get money from a gringo and pull the whole need to spend $$$ to sit down and hoping you wouldn't call them out on it as being bullshit??
Oh yeah, a whirlwind is best way I can describe it. Anyway, I realized you can post pictures without a membership, you just can't see them. Here's a little taste of what I got to work with.
Just got back from Bogota last week for a 7-day vacation. Spent 4 in Bogota and 3 in Cartagena.
Day 1.
I got into El Dorado around 11 pm, I was staying at the be. O. G. Hotel in Zona T. I couldn't find an open exchange place in the non-secure portion of the airport, and my hotel doesn't exchange, so I went to a Davivienda and took out about 1. 2 mil at 4500 pesos, not the best rate, but I wasn't going to do my business with the ladies in dollars. At this point it was like 12-12:30 am and I had been on planes all day; the smart thing to do would have been to order in, but I decided to head down to Santa Fe. It was very lively with ladies making obscene gestures at me while I was still in the taxi. I can't remember the name of the first place I walked into, but it was dead. Like 4-5 uggos and no patrons. Went into Fiebre next and it was packed. It was 1 am so all I really wanted was a beer but the guy said you need a bottle for the table, I acquiesced, big mistake. I went with the 250 k bottle of Jose Cuervo and they brought a tiny, shitty plastic bottle of Cuervo even though the Moet champagne was only 50 k more. Scoured the place for a good 30 minutes, there was A LOT of talent, most at tables with other patrons, but there were a few 8's and 9's that were unshackled just standing. Eventually spotted a fine petite Venezuelan in a short, grey dress. She was dancing with another girl and I beckoned them over to my table.
Their names were Alejandra why Alejandra, they were cousins. Kissing cousins? Yes sir. They proved everything to me right at the table. One even pulled her titty out and the other one started sucking on it. The Alejandra I had my eyes on (A1) was blanca, petite but with vey nice curves, and a cute face. The other Alejandra (A2) was older, taller, less attractive, but had more assets and more experience.
We dance and drink for a while. They ordered like 4 x 40 k beer / Smirnoff combos, freaking rip-off, I hate the clubs. The girls started off quoting me something ridiculous for the hour, I really only wanted A1 but eventually went with both for 400 k. The room was another 50 k, and of course 20 k for the condoms, god forbid you brought your own. I'm glad I went with both in the end, the service was great, A2 was coaching A1 how to properly suck my dick, A1 was a principiante for sure. It was nice, they didn't do all the bullcrap with the wet-wipes and the condoms during the blowjob, but separate condoms during sex, I'm still searching for that experience where I can one-thrust, switch holes like in the movies. It was not a rushed experience and I finished before anyone came knocking. This is where I should have called it a night, but I'm an idiot and decided to take A1 home to my hotel. This is at like 3 am, just got off 7 hours' worth of flights, and I have another flight to Cartagena in 12 hours. A2 was very protective of A1 and didn't want her to come to my hotel, reason for this will be clear later. 200 k for A1 plus 80 k club check-out fee. Me and A1 go back to my hotel, the front desk checks her ID, give it back, no problems. I was exhausted, we only do one shot, A1's pussy is the tastiest I've ever munched on so I just snack on that for like 30 min and go to bed. Not really worth the extra 200. My night totaled at 200+400=600 for the girls, 250+160+80+50+20=560+countless tips for the club. Should've just used photoprepagos.
Hello Mr. Wood -- I would like abook a tour with you for Nov 21.
Just want to let you know I cannot give contact info here as they do not allow it. I would have a webpage but I do not want to get in trouble with the authorities even though I just do tours.
Actually am contemplating doing that-- I used to be on Craigslist but they banned me-.
Sounds like you got good service from a girl you liked and had fun so that in and of itself was good. However, I lost count on how many mistakes you made and the prices you paid. Hopefully you learned from your trip. Be safe.
Oh yeah, a whirlwind is best way I can describe it. Anyway, I realized you can post pictures without a membership, you just can't see them. Here's a little taste of what I got to work with.
Just got back from Bogota last week for a 7-day vacation. Spent 4 in Bogota and 3 in Cartagena.
Day 1.
I got into El Dorado around 11 pm, I was staying at the be. O. G. Hotel in Zona T. I couldn't find an open exchange place in the non-secure portion of the airport, and my hotel doesn't exchange, so I went to a Davivienda and took out about 1. 2 mil at 4500 pesos, not the best rate, but I wasn't going to do my business with the ladies in dollars. At this point it was like 12-12:30 am and I had been on planes all day; the smart thing to do would have been to order in, but I decided to head down to Santa Fe. It was very lively with ladies making obscene gestures at me while I was still in the taxi. I can't remember the name of the first place I walked into, but it was dead. Like 4-5 uggos and no patrons. Went into Fiebre next and it was packed. It was 1 am so all I really wanted was a beer but the guy said you need a bottle for the table, I acquiesced, big mistake. I went with the 250 k bottle of Jose Cuervo and they brought a tiny, shitty plastic bottle of Cuervo even though the Moet champagne was only 50 k more. Scoured the place for a good 30 minutes, there was A LOT of talent, most at tables with other patrons, but there were a few 8's and 9's that were unshackled just standing. Eventually spotted a fine petite Venezuelan in a short, grey dress. She was dancing with another girl and I beckoned them over to my table.
Their names were Alejandra why Alejandra, they were cousins. Kissing cousins? Yes sir. They proved everything to me right at the table. One even pulled her titty out and the other one started sucking on it. The Alejandra I had my eyes on (A1) was blanca, petite but with vey nice curves, and a cute face. The other Alejandra (A2) was older, taller, less attractive, but had more assets and more experience.
We dance and drink for a while. They ordered like 4 x 40 k beer / Smirnoff combos, freaking rip-off, I hate the clubs. The girls started off quoting me something ridiculous for the hour, I really only wanted A1 but eventually went with both for 400 k. The room was another 50 k, and of course 20 k for the condoms, god forbid you brought your own. I'm glad I went with both in the end, the service was great, A2 was coaching A1 how to properly suck my dick, A1 was a principiante for sure. It was nice, they didn't do all the bullcrap with the wet-wipes and the condoms during the blowjob, but separate condoms during sex, I'm still searching for that experience where I can one-thrust, switch holes like in the movies. It was not a rushed experience and I finished before anyone came knocking. This is where I should have called it a night, but I'm an idiot and decided to take A1 home to my hotel. This is at like 3 am, just got off 7 hours' worth of flights, and I have another flight to Cartagena in 12 hours. A2 was very protective of A1 and didn't want her to come to my hotel, reason for this will be clear later. 200 k for A1 plus 80 k club check-out fee. Me and A1 go back to my hotel, the front desk checks her ID, give it back, no problems. I was exhausted, we only do one shot, A1's pussy is the tastiest I've ever munched on so I just snack on that for like 30 min and go to bed. Not really worth the extra 200. My night totaled at 200+400=600 for the girls, 250+160+80+50+20=560+countless tips for the club. Should've just used photoprepagos.
Day2-4.
I exchanged money at the New York Money at the Andino Mall the next morning at 4800 which is a great rate, the spot for that day was 4884. The guy was super rude though, he gave me all 50's and when I asked for some small bills, we started a shouting match. No worries though, I walked 100 ft to a bank on the same level, and a cute bank teller was more than happy to give me 5's and 10's.
Left for Cartagena, I'll try to edit this post and include the link to that report here.
Day 5.
Landed back in Bogota around 3 pm. Was staying at the 4 Seasons Zona T. Had dreams about A1's delicious pussy so decided to whatsapp her. Turns out she doesn't have a phone and gave me A2's number. We agree to meet for dinner and an all-night. I had plans to take her to Andres, but I did not know how festive people get for Halloween, this is Oct 29 and Zona T was packed. Of course Andres was sold out, they were having a Halloween event so we ended up at El Irish Pub, exactly where you want to eat when in Colombia. Seriously, it was crazy, it rivals the festivities in any large US city, everyone was dressed up.
Anyway, went back to the 4 Seasons after dinner, the hotel guy checks her ID, no problems. I wasn't so tired this time, so I really gave it to her. I had a $100 amex experience credit so we order room service the next morning, bang it out one more time, and she leaves around 10-11 am. Instead of money I gave her an old iphone SE that I had, which I know the cash value of the phone is way more than the rate, but it was just accumulating dust and depreciating in the back of my closet and I wasn't going to deal with a bunch of cheap bargain hunters on Craigslist. It kind of worked out, I'm going to repair the old iphone 6 and 8 I have for my next trip. (of course the first thing she downloads is ticktock, what a fucking generational societal poison).
Day 6.
Let A1 go around 11 am and caught up on a lot of sleep. I switched hotels back to the B. O. G. (the only reason I was at the 4 seasons is to use expiring amex perks), the 4 seasons tried to charge me a 400.000 guest fee but I nearly went schitz, threw a fit, and the guy took it off the bill. Went back to El Irish Pub (LOL I know) to watch the Bills-Packers game, it was already over by halftime so I left. A1 was busy with a birthday party.
It looks like Zona T has been trying really hard to clean things up. All the clubs on calle 86 a like Piscina de Norte were fenced off for some new development project. A couple of guys flagged me down 'chicas chicas' so I assume there are still some options in Zona T but they are different and more covert now. I was planning on heading back down to Santa Fe, but it was really cold in Bogota that night, I was feeling sick, I had not packed a jacket, so I called it a night in the fetal position. Sorry, I know, I am more disappointed than you are.
Day 7.
Started the day looking for a massage. Tried to look for anything closeby in Zona T, went to a place I found online called Absolut Spa but could not find it. Looks like it closed. So I took a taxi back up to my favorite spot last time I was in Colombia, The Mezzanines off Calle 104. Boy was the scene different this time around. This was around noon, same time I used to go every day last year for a lunch quickie. There were only 2 open doors, the first one only had 2 girls, they weren't hot, but they were both attractive enough to do the job, 5. 5's. They wanted 100 k or. Or. They offered me the special. Wait for it. 200 k for both. Not really a special, but I couldn't decide, so I decided to treat myself for the price of an Applebee's entree and went for the 'special'. It was a good decision, even though they did the whole wet wipes thing and no lesbian action, they were good tag team partners. One would occupy my hands and face while the other one went to work on my shaft. It was ridiculously hot in that little massage room and I was sweating an ocean, but it was a lot of fun, I remember at one point I was about to suck the girl's titties when she stopped me and said 'baby, is that ok?' like hell yeah it is, another fantasy of mine. Unfortunately, that little bastard was too hungry and I didn't get any milk, but the girls did. It was a warm and beautiful day in Bogota when I stepped into the massage parlor. I step out 1 hour later to gloomy, thick sky. I was going to walk back, but I didn't make it to calle 100 when it started hailing, great.
I had a pretty important decision to make now. Last night in Bogota, do I go back down to Santa Fe, or do I go back to A1. I realized I had invested too much time and effort with A1, plus she was a guaranteed good lay so I called her and we arranged to meet again for dinner and an all-nighter. I know, I should have gone for variety, but I've never actually had a pussy I enjoyed eating. Also, I'm losing my hair so it has been a long time since a woman has had both her hands constantly and passionately running through what's left while I was going down on her. It felt good. All the eye contact. I had to go back for one more night with A1. She came by my hotel first, where a lady at reception checked her ID and gave me the dirtiest look I've ever gotten, turns out she was barely legal by 2 weeks, I didn't know, and I should have personally checked instead of relying on the hotel people. Lesson learned. Close bullet dodged.
We did some shopping, I bought her a ridiculously overpriced 1 piece lingerie thing for like $80. I swear the Andino mall only exists to fleece gringos on shopping trips with their sugar babies; like wtf a pair of jeans at Levy's was $100 I had to rush her out, I told her I'll bring her a pair the next time I come down for $40. Absolutely insane. We finally made it to Andres and I finally got to eat chicharrones. Ordered filet mignon and countless drinks, the bill ended up at $60, freaking love Colombia; this was a no expense spared meal at the top steakhouse in Bogota, $60 won't even buy dinner for 2 at Chilis. Went back to my hotel and had the most passionate sex yet. The fresh vagina, the puffy nipples, the overprotective cousin pimp, it all made sense now, but it was all legal so I didn't care, I tugged on those ponytails and went to town. Tried to give her one more leche in the morning but I had an 8:30 am flight and all the pre-flight anxiety prevented me from finishing. Pathetic. I gave her 500 k and ordered her an Uber. 500 k+$80=900 k.
Overall, I had a really good time in Colombia, I just wish I packed better for the Bogota cold. What is with taxis not having meters anymore? The first night the guy charged me 25 k to go from Zona T to Santa Fe, and the guy charged me 30 k to go back. I ordered Ubers pretty much exclusively from then on. Alejandra was great, and of course I paid her more than I should have when factoring in gifts like the iPhone, but then again, the experience was infinitely more passionate than a fly by hour working girl. I have her contact info and she took SO MANY pictures on my iphone, but alas I cannot share either until I give the site $25. Already have flight booked for January to go back, Colombia is absolute jewel.
Sounds like you got good service from a girl you liked and had fun so that in and of itself was good. However, I lost count on how many mistakes you made and the prices you paid. Hopefully you learned from your trip. Be safe.
Just got back from Bogota last week for a 7-day vacation. Spent 4 in Bogota and 3 in Cartagena.
Day 1.
I got into El Dorado around 11 pm, I was staying at the be. O. G. Hotel in Zona T. I couldn't find an open exchange place in the non-secure portion of the airport, and my hotel doesn't exchange, so I went to a Davivienda and took out about 1. 2 mil at 4500 pesos, not the best rate, but I wasn't going to do my business with the ladies in dollars. At this point it was like 12-12:30 am and I had been on planes all day; the smart thing to do would have been to order in, but I decided to head down to Santa Fe. It was very lively with ladies making obscene gestures at me while I was still in the taxi. I can't remember the name of the first place I walked into, but it was dead. Like 4-5 uggos and no patrons. Went into Fiebre next and it was packed. It was 1 am so all I really wanted was a beer but the guy said you need a bottle for the table, I acquiesced, big mistake. I went with the 250 k bottle of Jose Cuervo and they brought a tiny, shitty plastic bottle of Cuervo even though the Moet champagne was only 50 k more. Scoured the place for a good 30 minutes, there was A LOT of talent, most at tables with other patrons, but there were a few 8's and 9's that were unshackled just standing. Eventually spotted a fine petite Venezuelan in a short, grey dress. She was dancing with another girl and I beckoned them over to my table.
Their names were Alejandra why Alejandra, they were cousins. Kissing cousins? Yes sir. They proved everything to me right at the table. One even pulled her titty out and the other one started sucking on it. The Alejandra I had my eyes on (A1) was blanca, petite but with vey nice curves, and a cute face. The other Alejandra (A2) was older, taller, less attractive, but had more assets and more experience.
We dance and drink for a while. They ordered like 4 x 40 k beer / Smirnoff combos, freaking rip-off, I hate the clubs. The girls started off quoting me something ridiculous for the hour, I really only wanted A1 but eventually went with both for 400 k. The room was another 50 k, and of course 20 k for the condoms, god forbid you brought your own. I'm glad I went with both in the end, the service was great, A2 was coaching A1 how to properly suck my dick, A1 was a principiante for sure. It was nice, they didn't do all the bullcrap with the wet-wipes and the condoms during the blowjob, but separate condoms during sex, I'm still searching for that experience where I can one-thrust, switch holes like in the movies. It was not a rushed experience and I finished before anyone came knocking. This is where I should have called it a night, but I'm an idiot and decided to take A1 home to my hotel. This is at like 3 am, just got off 7 hours' worth of flights, and I have another flight to Cartagena in 12 hours. A2 was very protective of A1 and didn't want her to come to my hotel, reason for this will be clear later. 200 k for A1 plus 80 k club check-out fee. Me and A1 go back to my hotel, the front desk checks her ID, give it back, no problems. I was exhausted, we only do one shot, A1's pussy is the tastiest I've ever munched on so I just snack on that for like 30 min and go to bed. Not really worth the extra 200. My night totaled at 200+400=600 for the girls, 250+160+80+50+20=560+countless tips for the club. Should've just used photoprepagos.
Day2-4.
I exchanged money at the New York Money at the Andino Mall the next morning at 4800 which is a great rate, the spot for that day was 4884. The guy was super rude though, he gave me all 50's and when I asked for some small bills, we started a shouting match. No worries though, I walked 100 ft to a bank on the same level, and a cute bank teller was more than happy to give me 5's and 10's.
Left for Cartagena, I'll try to edit this post and include the link to that report here.
Day 5.
Landed back in Bogota around 3 pm. Was staying at the 4 Seasons Zona T. Had dreams about A1's delicious pussy so decided to whatsapp her. Turns out she doesn't have a phone and gave me A2's number. We agree to meet for dinner and an all-night. I had plans to take her to Andres, but I did not know how festive people get for Halloween, this is Oct 29 and Zona T was packed. Of course Andres was sold out, they were having a Halloween event so we ended up at El Irish Pub, exactly where you want to eat when in Colombia. Seriously, it was crazy, it rivals the festivities in any large US city, everyone was dressed up.
Anyway, went back to the 4 Seasons after dinner, the hotel guy checks her ID, no problems. I wasn't so tired this time, so I really gave it to her. I had a $100 amex experience credit so we order room service the next morning, bang it out one more time, and she leaves around 10-11 am. Instead of money I gave her an old iphone SE that I had, which I know the cash value of the phone is way more than the rate, but it was just accumulating dust and depreciating in the back of my closet and I wasn't going to deal with a bunch of cheap bargain hunters on Craigslist. It kind of worked out, I'm going to repair the old iphone 6 and 8 I have for my next trip. (of course the first thing she downloads is ticktock, what a fucking generational societal poison).
Day 6.
Let A1 go around 11 am and caught up on a lot of sleep. I switched hotels back to the B. O. G. (the only reason I was at the 4 seasons is to use expiring amex perks), the 4 seasons tried to charge me a 400.000 guest fee but I nearly went schitz, threw a fit, and the guy took it off the bill. Went back to El Irish Pub (LOL I know) to watch the Bills-Packers game, it was already over by halftime so I left. A1 was busy with a birthday party.
It looks like Zona T has been trying really hard to clean things up. All the clubs on calle 86 a like Piscina de Norte were fenced off for some new development project. A couple of guys flagged me down 'chicas chicas' so I assume there are still some options in Zona T but they are different and more covert now. I was planning on heading back down to Santa Fe, but it was really cold in Bogota that night, I was feeling sick, I had not packed a jacket, so I called it a night in the fetal position. Sorry, I know, I am more disappointed than you are.
Day 7.
Started the day looking for a massage. Tried to look for anything closeby in Zona T, went to a place I found online called Absolut Spa but could not find it. Looks like it closed. So I took a taxi back up to my favorite spot last time I was in Colombia, The Mezzanines off Calle 104. Boy was the scene different this time around. This was around noon, same time I used to go every day last year for a lunch quickie. There were only 2 open doors, the first one only had 2 girls, they weren't hot, but they were both attractive enough to do the job, 5. 5's. They wanted 100 k or. Or. They offered me the special. Wait for it. 200 k for both. Not really a special, but I couldn't decide, so I decided to treat myself for the price of an Applebee's entree and went for the 'special'. It was a good decision, even though they did the whole wet wipes thing and no lesbian action, they were good tag team partners. One would occupy my hands and face while the other one went to work on my shaft. It was ridiculously hot in that little massage room and I was sweating an ocean, but it was a lot of fun, I remember at one point I was about to suck the girl's titties when she stopped me and said 'baby, is that ok?' like hell yeah it is, another fantasy of mine. Unfortunately, that little bastard was too hungry and I didn't get any milk, but the girls did. It was a warm and beautiful day in Bogota when I stepped into the massage parlor. I step out 1 hour later to gloomy, thick sky. I was going to walk back, but I didn't make it to calle 100 when it started hailing, great.
I had a pretty important decision to make now. Last night in Bogota, do I go back down to Santa Fe, or do I go back to A1. I realized I had invested too much time and effort with A1, plus she was a guaranteed good lay so I called her and we arranged to meet again for dinner and an all-nighter. I know, I should have gone for variety, but I've never actually had a pussy I enjoyed eating. Also, I'm losing my hair so it has been a long time since a woman has had both her hands constantly and passionately running through what's left while I was going down on her. It felt good. All the eye contact. I had to go back for one more night with A1. She came by my hotel first, where a lady at reception checked her ID and gave me the dirtiest look I've ever gotten, turns out she was barely legal by 2 weeks, I didn't know, and I should have personally checked instead of relying on the hotel people. Lesson learned. Close bullet dodged.
We did some shopping, I bought her a ridiculously overpriced 1 piece lingerie thing for like $80. I swear the Andino mall only exists to fleece gringos on shopping trips with their sugar babies; like wtf a pair of jeans at Levy's was $100 I had to rush her out, I told her I'll bring her a pair the next time I come down for $40. Absolutely insane. We finally made it to Andres and I finally got to eat chicharrones. Ordered filet mignon and countless drinks, the bill ended up at $60, freaking love Colombia; this was a no expense spared meal at the top steakhouse in Bogota, $60 won't even buy dinner for 2 at Chilis. Went back to my hotel and had the most passionate sex yet. The fresh vagina, the puffy nipples, the overprotective cousin pimp, it all made sense now, but it was all legal so I didn't care, I tugged on those ponytails and went to town. Tried to give her one more leche in the morning but I had an 8:30 am flight and all the pre-flight anxiety prevented me from finishing. Pathetic. I gave her 500 k and ordered her an Uber. 500 k+$80=900 k.
Overall, I had a really good time in Colombia, I just wish I packed better for the Bogota cold. What is with taxis not having meters anymore? The first night the guy charged me 25 k to go from Zona T to Santa Fe, and the guy charged me 30 k to go back. I ordered Ubers pretty much exclusively from then on. Alejandra was great, and of course I paid her more than I should have when factoring in gifts like the iPhone, but then again, the experience was infinitely more passionate than a fly by hour working girl. I have her contact info and she took SO MANY pictures on my iphone, but alas I cannot share either until I give the site $25. Already have flight booked for January to go back, Colombia is absolute jewel.