Bogota Reports

[NeilGeorge]

Don't forget prostitution is legal in Colombia...

Obviously it's a different story at the airport. Again, it's not illegal but sex tourism is generally frowned upon, so it's not something that you're going to say to the immigration officer when you land in Colombia. "Yeah, I'm coming to shoot a load of cum over as many hot girls faces in Santa Fe" nor when you are coming back into the states as prostitution is illegal here. You should always have a plan as to what to say.

I am always going to Colombia to visit my Ex-wife. And always get profiled. Returning from Cali then demanded to x-ray my stomach, thinking I was a drug mule.

[Woodman09]

Went into one of the clubs on primero de mayo drunk and alone. I sit down and a girl is very pushy to order a bottle, so I did. Once we started drinking she kept trying to push me to drink more. Then I tried to leave and the front door guy said I can't leave because cops are outside. It's after hours at that point. Manager tells me to go back upstairs and wait. Moments later he said I can leave through the back door. I'm escorted to back and three dude attack and wrestle me to the ground. While they hold me down the girl grabbed everything from my pockets. The manager then comes in and tells the guys to lock me in one of the rooms. Minutes later they come in the room and they try to give me Gatorade. I said no. Knowing its been scoped. They keep trying almost force me to drink. But I don't budge. They eventually let me leave with 20 k for taxi. They stole 300 k and a cell phone and my belt. I got lucky. They could have knifed me or pulled a gun. The whole club was in on it. I went back to that area with some friend later that year. Went to the bigger clubs like Texas and can't remember the other name and had a great time during the hours of 10 pm. Mid-night. Moral of the story is don't go there alone and don't get drunk.

Wow-- I really want to go there-.

[Dcfan77]

Went into one of the clubs on primero de mayo drunk and alone. I sit down and a girl is very pushy to order a bottle, so I did. Once we started drinking she kept trying to push me to drink more. Then I tried to leave and the front door guy said I can't leave because cops are outside. It's after hours at that point. Manager tells me to go back upstairs and wait. Moments later he said I can leave through the back door. I'm escorted to back and three dude attack and wrestle me to the ground. While they hold me down the girl grabbed everything from my pockets. The manager then comes in and tells the guys to lock me in one of the rooms. Minutes later they come in the room and they try to give me Gatorade. I said no. Knowing its been scoped. They keep trying almost force me to drink. But I don't budge. They eventually let me leave with 20 k for taxi. They stole 300 k and a cell phone and my belt. I got lucky. They could have knifed me or pulled a gun. The whole club was in on it. I went back to that area with some friend later that year. Went to the bigger clubs like Texas and can't remember the other name and had a great time during the hours of 10 pm. Mid-night. Moral of the story is don't go there alone and don't get drunk.

What happened to you? You got scoped?

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[JerryTheGreat]

I visited Bogota back in March 2021 which I know the report is more or less useless know but I mainly wanted to give a shoutout to world traveler and routard for those 3 excellent maps, they definitely made my trip. Although I will admit, I never even made it out of North.

It was a 3 week business trip and I more or less visited the massage parlors on the mezzanine on calle 104 & carrera 15 everyday during lunch. It was right down the road from my we work and hotel, and I could just walk there, get my rocks off and walk back without arising any suspicion from colleagues. Those massage girls did so much in those little rooms I was very impressed, they must have been desperate, and COVID must've been hard. I was so spoiled, I was spraying faces, doing multiple shots in the same short session, I even banged the Asian hostess LOL (I have no idea how she got there but she was the only one who spoke any English, and she offered, since I didn't speak any Spanish). I'm blanking on prices but it was cheaaaaapp I do remember that. I remember giving my fave girl a $20 USD tip each time she would take me to nirvana and she was SO happy. I never even made it past the second door but I banged pretty much every talent in the first 2 doors.

Aside from the mezzanine I went to two clubs. La Piscina del Norte and Pussy House. Spoiler alert, la piscine del norte seems to be closed now, unfortunately. On google maps it looks like they're building trendy, yuppie condos where the old building stood. Ill tell the story anyway for those who are interested.

It was late in the evening (possibly 10) when I grabbed a taxi down from calle 100 where I was staying at the NH collection. After the taxi dropped me off I walked around for like 15-20 min nervous as hell, circling past multiple clubs. I don't even think I had planned to go to la piscina del norte that night because I remember a report saying it was too expensive. There were guys in the streets who accosted me 'girls girls you want girls?' I just shook my head as if to say 'Me! Involved in such debauchery! Step aside my good man' . I eventually walked past what would turn out to be Piscina del Norte when a tiny, cute Latin spinner named Yulieta would pop her head outside the club door in the teensiest excuse for a skirt to yell something at the guy standing outside; we briefly made eye contact before she closed the door, but I got a look at the merchandise, and decided to man up and go get my carrot. I walked in and was greeted by a friendly, older gentleman. No Spanish? No problem! He clapped his hands twice and a row of over 30 women assembled into a straight line with cadet like efficiency. My heart switched with my penis which then traded places with my brain. For 15 seconds I felt like the most powerful man on earth. 60 eyeballs all staring at me, all awaiting my decision, I got to say boys, it was SO hard, at least half of them were lookers with at least 5-6 8+ . I eventually locked eyes with Yulieta, the girl I saw outside and there was a certain warmth and comfort that I felt, even though she wasn't technically the best 'stunner' I pointed to her without a shred of self-doubt. The manager sat us down at a table and I order us some drinks. I was the only one in the club other than the girls. We used google translate and got on surprisingly better than I thought. We were laughing, flirting, The body language made up for any language barriers. I was seated back against the wall facing the club she was sitting to the side turned towards me and I could see the whole club, all 29 pissed WG's staring DAGGERS at poor Yulieta. It strangely made me feel good, that I had that kinds of power, and that I (my money) was wanted so badly, and made me realize I may be slightly narcissistic LOL. We finish getting to know each other, discussing business (again I'm so sorry, but numbers are so hard to remember 18 months after the fact), taxi back to my hotel. She had beautiful fair skin, cute big brown eyes, Selina Gomez's button nose (she actually looked a lot like Selena Gomez in general), with a few freckles to accent each side, beautiful, perfectly shaped, soft Ccups. I'll spare you the details, I don't want to put romance novelists out of business, but it was incredible. She stayed the night, we did it again in the morning, grabbed her number, agreed to see her a few more more times, and boom, I had myself a Colombian GF for the next few weeks. We went up to Monseratte together, museums together, dinners, and of course lots of private time at hotels. I switched from NH collection to the BOG hotel halfway through my stay, and it was worth every penny. The BOG hotel showers are the best showers I have ever been in, there's a shower head on every wall of the shower and it's like getting sprayed down 360 degrees while making love to a beautiful Latina. I don't know how we clicked so well with the language barrier but I swear I was making her genuinely laugh using google translate. I remember one night we were talking on the balcony, and she said 'somos' trying to think of the rest of the sentence when I blurted out 'EXTREMOS' like that line from It's always Sunny in PHL when the gang kidnaps a Mexican family and gives them an extreme home makeover. She was in stitches for a good 3 minutes. In the end I feel kind of bad we got along so great maybe she was expecting something more, she constantly messaged me everyday after I left Colombia and would send me angry frowny emojis when I wouldn't respond in a timely manner. I eventually had to block her, I was looking for a good time, not a Colombian wife, sorry. She has a sister too. Senior members can PM me for their numbers, I just have to fire up Binance and transfer some crypto, it's been like 6 months I still have too much anxiety to check on my losses.

My second experience at PH was significantly different. I walked past the actual club to the building next door which turned out to be the rooms you can go up to with the women. The guy at the actual entrance next door whistles and smiles beckoning me over. Great. Right off the bat exposed as a noobie. I get seated by some aggressive staff and was brought a beer and nachos I didn't order. I asked for a menu with prices about a half dozen times and was ignored each time. The guys brought a girl and sat her at my table, Venezuelan, honestly not my type, nerdy, with glasses looking type. The guy came over and said I had to pay for the beer and the nachos. I said I didn't order the nachos / what if I wanted to order more beer. He said you can order more but you have to pay now, and the nachos are mandatory. I was pissed, but the prices at least weren't criminal and I wasn't going to get stabbed over $3. 50 nachos. There were half dozen other tables occupied, but they were all groups of locals. Girls were walking around and most were hanging in the back by the reception, but none tickled my fancy, significant step down in quality of girls compared to piscina. A stripper started the show in the little runway / pole thing in the middle of the club (which I was sat next to) and the stripper was SEXY. I don't think I looked away from the moment she got on stage. I saw her, I knew I wanted her, and nothing was going to stop me. She had a body, fellas. Fair skin, perfect natural breasts I would guess Dcup, and an ass so perfect she qualifies for PAWG executive platinum pro status. ZERO cellulose, just a tight wide moon. Meh face, lot of makeup, late 20's maybe even early 30's. I slipped a 50 K in between her panties and grabbed a nice cup of ass in my hands. I know in the US that would get you thrown out so fast but I didn't care, and neither did the bouncer who started to walk up but then backed off when he saw the blue color of the note I slipped in her underwear. I know fellas I can get laid 3 times over in Santa Fe for 50 k, and I'm sorry, I wanted her attention, and I got it. She smiled and mouthed gracias after receiving the note, finished here show for the masses, then came over to my table immediately. Told the Venezuelan to get lost. The Venezuelan was all moody the whole time the stripper was dancing like 'she has a nice body, huh?' 'like yeah she does, why are you still here? (Didn't) Negotiate, pay, I don't remember how much but I actually felt intimidated to take away their best dancer for the whole night so I opted for a quick fuck at the club itself. A guy led her and me out the club and next door where I initially tried to go in, up the stairs into a dingy little room. The guy tells me I need to pay for condoms, I already have condoms, back and forth, things start to tense up, I start yelling at him, he leaves. It's not a big amount he was asking for but I hate that shit. All the little extras they try to do on top. The girl is more worried then impressed, she quietly tells me that I should pay the guy after we finish. Again I'll spare you the details, but it was hands down the best ass I've ever had. Constant eye contact, even in doggy she was turned around looking at me, turns out I remind her of an ex. I'm ME but I look racially ambiguous, I always have people come up and start speaking Spanish to me in the states. We finish up, leave the room and there he is, standing at the doorway, hands held out like poor little Oliver Twist. I compromise by telling him that I'm not giving him any money, but I would give it to the girl as a tip (he probably took it from her later but idc, I wasn't handing him any money). She gives me her number and messages me that she works at a cafe during the day and that I should come visit her there as it is a much more relaxed atmosphere. I would've taken her up on her offer too but I woke up next day to the mayor of Bogota announcing a shut down of the city, called United changed my flight for that very night. Shame. Senior member can again get the digits once I make this subscription.

All in all I had an absolute blast in Colombia, solo, first time, zero Spanish. I'm in my early 30's on the short side with a dad bod too so don't even go there about oh well of course it's easy for a young looker to get laid. Sorry I couldn't be more helpful with the prices but I forgot so many prices is because it was so relatively affordable. I want to go back in February, I don't have anything booked yet but I researched that the weather is better in February and it is technically the low season so cheaper flights / hotels.

[Woodman09]

How do authorities feel about foreigners vacationing in Colombia for sex tourism? Will police target you to bribe you for money?

Most guys that come here is for sex.

For the most part-- they don't care-.

If you are smoking weed in public you may get shook down. If you stand out and act like an idiot you may get shook down.

[DaVinci40]

Don't forget prostitution is legal in Colombia. While I was there, there were multiple groups of police around Santa Fe. Many right in front of the girls. I think it's odd to view this (for me at least) as I'm from the states and we have a backwards way of thinking about prostitution. But, there's not really anything they can pull you up for unless you're actually breaking a law. I get the impression, and I could be wrong, that the Colombian police unlike some Mexican border town police are not known for doing questionable "stops" or "threats to take you to the station" for bribes.

Obviously it's a different story at the airport. Again, it's not illegal but sex tourism is generally frowned upon, so it's not something that you're going to say to the immigration officer when you land in Colombia. "Yeah, I'm coming to shoot a load of cum over as many hot girls faces in Santa Fe" nor when you are coming back into the states as prostitution is illegal here. You should always have a plan as to what to say. So, know places that you plan to visit as a tourist, restaurants or food you'the like to try, shops that you want to go to, etc.

How do authorities feel about foreigners vacationing in Colombia for sex tourism? Will police target you to bribe you for money?

[JT Traviezo]

Very good informative post. I'm newbie here and may be visiting Bogota sometime soon. Can you find working girls in regular dance clubs? If so, what clubs in what area and what would be going rates for these girls? Any precautions I should take going that route? Thanks in advance for any info.

I'll just post one more reply to this as I'm not up to date with Atlanta nor do I have a lot of experience in Bogota but I wanted to point out that Bogota does not have USA style strip clubs. You don't actually have to pay for a table or certain tables require a bottle purchase, etc. It works nothing like that. You mention "safe" clubs. The clubs are safe so just go visit a bunch of them until you find a girl.

[JT Traviezo]

How do authorities feel about foreigners vacationing in Colombia for sex tourism? Will police target you to bribe you for money?

Promoting or even hinting sex tourism is only one of many potential problems.

I've seen it happen over and over, assets seized, deportation, and yes you're always guilty first and by the time you get a trial it's been 5 years in prison, if you survive that long in there. There are very well documented cases of this happening in.

DR, CR, COL, and it's funny cause there are successful foreign businesses like restaurants, stores, hotels, bars etc. I personally know many owners.

Whereas the ones that are constantly being shut down or facing troubles, seizure or raided are the tourism / guide / sex / brothel ones, etc.

[Gabacho]

Happened to me the second time I went. The mistake I made was going alone.

What happened to you? You got scoped?

[Woodman09]

So I've seen in a few street concealed vids on YouTube the midget and I'm sure some ISG'er must've sessioned with her. Part of me is curious and part of me is thinking no way. But does anyone have any reports?

I have seen 2-3+ midgets-- I have not sessioned with any-- Also there is a on legged girl in another stroll on Calle 18 I have seen.

Good Luck with your Midget Quest.

[Dcfan77]

Happened to me the second time I went. The mistake I made was going alone.

That is a rather dangerous area to which many locals don't dear going. There have been plenty of reports in local news and local forums of people being drugged and robbed in those clubs. MO is similar: something is put on your drink that reduces your ability to say no. Is a tea or powder made with a local plant called borrachero (borracho=drunk) and the active ingredient is called escopolamina. Then anything can happen. There have been cases of people robbed of everything and left on the street or people taking on a trip to the ATM's or even a beating for not having much to be stolen from. Murders in the area are not uncommon.

Advice is: do not go alone, do not leave your drink unattended, do not bring expensive looking stuff.

[DaVinci40]

So I've seen in a few street concealed vids on YouTube the midget and I'm sure some ISG'er must've sessioned with her. Part of me is curious and part of me is thinking no way. But does anyone have any reports?

[DonCarlos1234]

"I know I'll go there once in my life" usually ends up being "I wish I had gone. ".


2. Atlanta to Bogota on Delta is a great flight. If I lived in Atlanta I'd be making the trip monthly, even though I prefer Medellin. Flights to Medellin are cheap, frequent and less than 1 hour. (More like a 3 hour flight, do not use Avianca!)

3. There are multiple clubs in the north of Bogota. They are expensive, especially for takeout, but they should meet your needs, if you're ready to spend $200-$300.

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Are these North clubs on World T. Map? Because every time I looked. All I found was sub par talent. On SA I found very good looking / friendly girls for 600 cop after a lot of conversations. But there is nothing like La Isla in Bogota? Correct me if I am wrong. The escort sites do have hot girls but again it's a lot of work weeding thru the scams.

[JackTaggart]

Just to clarify, I have a Good knowledge of the downtown area and sometimes we will walk through the Santa Fe area as a point of interest.

-- I also do tours of the federal and colonial areas. There are great places to find bargains on collectibles and leather goods. I Do Not promote prostitution.

And knowledge of best coffee! Still the best I have had in Bogota.

[LatinaLover#1]

Good point, but please explain "How I can benefit from my "LIES"? I wish but have no idea. Please your input, I hope it will increase my income. Thanks in advance.

The sex tours he seems to want start would be considered Pimping in Colombia and although Prostitution is legal, Pimping is not! It's a fine line you don't want to cross in Colombia and most Latin American countries for that matter. You don't want to be the one they grab and want to make an example of.