Bogota Reports

[JumpOver]

Hi everyone,

Been ages since I was in South America and up for company. I am in Bogota for the 1st time for a few days and staying at a hotel that is not guest friendly.

Wondering what my best option for a brothel nearby. I am not so adventurous and willing to pay a premium for upscale experiences. I speak only a bit of Spanish so Inglés friendly is a plus.

What are the best high end brothel / clubs in town that are actually open these days? Bonus points for closeness to Zona T / Chico / Chapinero. Even a high end spa with HJ opportunities would be good for me.

Sorry for the last minute outreach. This trip came together very fast.

Tobey.

[Voodoo Jones]

And then there are the chicks that I met on the site and am still fucking that go back and see me on the site and ask what I am doing on the site. Bich I am on here seeing what the fuck you are doing on here!

You know, after weeks of browsing SA and getting into so many conversations that either led nowhere or they took too long to reply because they used the site so infrequently, I was a little burnt out and happy that I was finally in Colombia so I didn't need it to use it anymore. However, that may change in the future. I'll do things a little different next time, but I found the quality to be top notch there. Some people may think we're wasting our time on dating sites. It's just another avenue to get women. It won't be for everyone because you have to game them like you do with a woman you meet back home. Still I found it fun and if you do meet them, they are all over you.

Now others will say I'm still giving them money in the end, so why bother? You're always spending money to get ass in one way or another. But from my report, you can read that they got very little for the total time together. Their attitudes were vastly different than the escorts I saw and made for a much more memorable time. I'm going back for 4 days in April just to see these girls, no one else.

[Mr Enternational]

The other SA girl said the same thing and I'm more inclined to believe her because she was on the site for less time than me (one of the reasons I messaged her), had normal life obligations that made it tricky to meet, and acted differently than the other girls. Still, I know she'll be back on the site too. It's not like I think any of these girls are exclusive to me and I'm sure as hell not exclusive to them.

Your experience on SA sounds just like my experience with Cupid, except there is no understanding of money changing hands. After 17 years on that site I could write a book about it. You have definitely summarized it though. Chicks come and they go and some come back, and some stick around through it all.

When I was in Barranquilla in November one of my nurse chicks stayed with me one night. After she left for work she sent me a message saying something about I did not give her money. I am like what the fuck are you talking about. I have never given you money. She was like that is okay. You can just send it to my bank account. I stopped talking to her. She would call and send me messages everyday and I would not answer.

Last week somebody sent me a message in whatsapp from a number I did not have. My damn Samsung updated so it dropped a lot of the contacts (they have since fixed and restored it). Well it ended up being her. She wanted to know what happened. I said I am sorry. I do not have money for you. She apologized profusely and said she would never ask for money again.

A couple of weeks ago an old flame spoke to me on Cupid. I do not understand why chicks that already have my number would talk to me on that site. I told her my phone number has not changed in over 20 years, why did you not just talk in whatsapp?

I must have originally met her on Cupid 15 years ago. She is Colombian but was living in Venezuela at the time, but has been living in Panama for the longest now. We tried to rekindle a couple of times but I always end up telling her about her selfish attitude. And now at 48 she does not seem to realize she has passed her marry by date. I have seen dudes with her come and go and she goes back to the site. The last time I talked to her was like September and she was saying how I never did anything for her, but this one guy has helped her through the pandemic and with god's help (always playing Miss Religious) she is giving him a shot to try to be her husband. I was laughing my ass off in the inside.

So when she hit me on Cupid 2 weeks ago I said what are you doing on here. You told me you were getting married. She said it did not pan out with the guy and that he did not live in Panama. I wonder if they ever even met or he just met her online and was sending money. I explained to her that she can not keep a man because she is so damn selfish. Everything is me, me, me and guys get tired of that shit. That is a pic of us on the beach in Venezuela way back when. She has since had to get those fake tits taken out due to health reasons.

And then there are the chicks that I met on the site and am still fucking that go back and see me on the site and ask what I am doing on the site. Bich I am on here seeing what the fuck you are doing on here!

[Mr Enternational]

Is this hotel in Chapinero? If I tell a girl I am staying at a hotel in chapinero, is that correct?

Tell them Parque 93.

[Mtljay]

What are your thoughts on Four point Sheraton (https://www.marriott.com/hotels/maps...s-bogota/?maps) . Its guest friendly (They want $15 extra for overnight) . Location wise is that close to most of the strip bars / brothels?

Thanks.

Is this hotel in Chapinero? If I tell a girl I am staying at a hotel in chapinero, is that correct?

[Voodoo Jones]

So we have around 10 Emilys on SA, will PM you once you get your membership.

1.1 million pesos in total (excluding food and drinks) for 3 half-days, that's 1/10 to 1/15 of what it will cost me where I live.

Those aren't their names on SA. I forgot what they used because we moved to WhatsApp weeks ago.

SA doesn't work like the escort sites where you can just pick which one you want and arrange a meeting. I probably messaged over 50+ girls during my month membership and only ended up meeting two in the end. I had more that wanted to meet, but our schedules did not align. Many others just flaked out because I was talking to them weeks before I arrive. The sooner you can meet, the better your chances. A lot of the girls won't even be active while you have an active membership. Some try it out for a while then stop and many others take a break from the site.

Also, don't expect those prices for how much time she spent with me. I will be the first to admit I fucking lucked out big time. Her and her friend were probably more into me by the end than I was into them. I picked up some of their conversations between themselves and I realized they were talking about me ever so often. Still didn't understand most of it. One time they had an exchange between each other, then the other chica asked me the same question through the translation app: "how don't you have a girlfriend back home? You would have a wife and kids if you lived here. " Of course, I don't want a wife or even a girlfriend at the moment.

During our last meeting, they said they were saying they loved me and they were my Colombian girlfriends. "Sure," I said. They can call themselves whatever they want, I don't give a shit, but I know they'll be back on SA. They said I was the first they met on the site, but I don't believe them either.

The other SA girl said the same thing and I'm more inclined to believe her because she was on the site for less time than me (one of the reasons I messaged her), had normal life obligations that made it tricky to meet, and acted differently than the other girls. Still, I know she'll be back on the site too. It's not like I think any of these girls are exclusive to me and I'm sure as hell not exclusive to them.

But the experiences were much better than a normal escort. There was no clock watching, they had times in which they had to go, but we went over them pretty much every time. You got to work for it though.

[MongerHunger]

So glad I finally found the perfect (for me) airbnb overlooking Santa Fe. Most guys would be terrified to stay here. It is ghetto on the outside and in the hallway, but the apartment is new in the inside.

In the rules it says that nobody is allowed inside whose ID has not been sent to the owner, but I will see how that works out when a non-pro gets here in a little while. There is a guard downstairs though that has to register everyone in the building log.

I know exactly where that is. I stayed in a studio in that building for $18 USD a night. Modern interior. Moto spot next door. Get buzzed into building by staff. About a 5 minute or so walk to Santa Fe. Very convenient. I have similar pictures.

[Woodman09]

So glad I finally found the perfect (for me) airbnb overlooking Santa Fe. Most guys would be terrified to stay here. It is ghetto on the outside and in the hallway, but the apartment is new in the inside.

In the rules it says that nobody is allowed inside whose ID has not been sent to the owner, but I will see how that works out when a non-pro gets here in a little while. There is a guard downstairs though that has to register everyone in the building log.

Nice, I know a few guys who have stayed at that building outside the busway. There is another building right around the corner on 26 that has some nice apartments.

Also a block north at the Art Museo Torres -- those are really nice.

[Dandelionheyz]

So we have around 10 Emilys on SA, will PM you once you get your membership.

1.1 million pesos in total (excluding food and drinks) for 3 half-days, that's 1/10 to 1/15 of what it will cost me where I live.

Never heard of SA before. How do you approach the girl in SA? Do you send them the offer? Why do those girls in SA look like asking for $1000 dollars to me?

[Tasss]

So glad I finally found the perfect (for me) airbnb overlooking Santa Fe. Most guys would be terrified to stay here. It is ghetto on the outside and in the hallway, but the apartment is new in the inside.

In the rules it says that nobody is allowed inside whose ID has not been sent to the owner, but I will see how that works out when a non-pro gets here in a little while. There is a guard downstairs though that has to register everyone in the building log.

I didn't notice these kind of anti-puta rules before in the Airbnbs around Santa Fe a few years ago, but they're more and more common now. I had major issues with my Airbnb this time around and ended booking two places. One for day time and one for night time because the night time one won't let in any guests during the day.

[Mtljay]

So we have around 10 Emilys on SA, will PM you once you get your membership.

1.1 million pesos in total (excluding food and drinks) for 3 half-days, that's 1/10 to 1/15 of what it will cost me where I live.

First, I want to thanks the guys that recommended SA. The two girls I met off there were far and above the best experiences I had in Bogota. It is hard work to find these girls and them chat them up well enough that they end up meeting.

The first SA girl I hooked with on day 2 (let's call her Emily). She then invited her friend for a threesome on day 4 and we repeated on day 6. I paid them about 1.1 million pesos in total (excluding food and drinks) for 3 half-days.

[Mr Enternational]

Offer the guard a small sum if he OK's gives you grief. Thats what I did in Cartagena years ago, and they couldn't send them up fast enough.

He didn't even ask to see the ID. He only asked her name and the ID number.

[DarrenGap]

So glad I finally found the perfect (for me) airbnb overlooking Santa Fe. Most guys would be terrified to stay here. It is ghetto on the outside and in the hallway, but the apartment is new in the inside.

In the rules it says that nobody is allowed inside whose ID has not been sent to the owner, but I will see how that works out when a non-pro gets here in a little while. There is a guard downstairs though that has to register everyone in the building log.

Offer the guard a small sum if he OK's gives you grief. Thats what I did in Cartagena years ago, and they couldn't send them up fast enough.

[Mr Enternational]

So glad I finally found the perfect (for me) airbnb overlooking Santa Fe. Most guys would be terrified to stay here. It is ghetto on the outside and in the hallway, but the apartment is new in the inside.

In the rules it says that nobody is allowed inside whose ID has not been sent to the owner, but I will see how that works out when a non-pro gets here in a little while. There is a guard downstairs though that has to register everyone in the building log.

[Voodoo Jones]

Can you share other sites you used?

Eagerly waiting for you trip report.

Mainly I used Photoprepagos and Co. Mileroticos. It's where I got my escorts from. You can find a lot of dimes for under 200 K an hour (includes taxi).

Photoprepagos has the the best search function. But if you Google the term "prepagos", you'll find more sites like them.

Co. Skokka also has some dimes, but most wanted me to send them money for the cab. Hell no. The legit ones will pay themselves and get reimbursed. I also have no problem paying for an Uber, but never give them money upfront.

I should have texted more women on my slow days, but I was just really picky and wanted certain ones. I don't recommend doing that LOL. If they don't respond promptly, just keep texting new women. Try to schedule it as soon as you can. If she responds, that means she's available now, so tell her to come over in an hour. If you read my report below, I wasted too much time on day 5 and it was the only day I didn't get laid. But I was also doing other things in the city, so I was busy too.