Bogota Reports

[Combo]

It's all about attention. And in a country like Colombia that's not something you want to attract.

I'm sure guys like Floyd Mayweather, James Harden, and endless rappers and ball players have real money.

But if they want to ball and go crazy in a strip club in Colombia it'll be a mistake for sure.

In all fairness, they'd have bodyguards -- likely a whole team of bodyguards.

But yes, for the vast majority of us, you don't want to be noticed throwing around a lot of money in Colombia and many other countries where we pursue our hobby. People notice you and the girls all have friends who would love to lighten your wallet or bank account.

[Artisttyp]

If any of you guys have Amazon Prime I recommend looking at a show called No Go Zones. It is a documentary series about rough neighborhoods throughout the world. Last night I watched an episode on the Santa Fe area of Bogota. It goes into La Piscina and shows what a lot of people describe on this thread. I haven't been to Bogota so it was really interesting to see.

If you are just at home on lockdown and want to see first hand what Santa Fe is about. Highly Recommended.

[Sangnyc21]

An easy way to recognize that a person is not rich is that he throws money around.

It's all about attention. And in a country like Colombia that's not something you want to attract.

I'm sure guys like Floyd Mayweather, James Harden, and endless rappers and ball players have real money.

But if they want to ball and go crazy in a strip club in Colombia it'll be a mistake for sure.

[YyzTravel]

I'm hitting up Cava Del Puro in ZonaRosa around 6 pm for a cigar, then drinks and then heading to Cassanova in ZonaT if anyone is in town tonight and wants to do a little higher-end chica hunting.

[Turgid]

That's a shame, that said, is this poetic justice for the "baller" types out there? That go to the underworld in the 3rd world throwing you petty American money around trying to impress the putas.

They will show you how much they are impressed and respect you!

I doubt there are any billionaires on the forum, but you want to act like one?

Can we get an Encore?

Gofferring has a great quote, I will paraphrase it, throwing money around in the 3rd world doesn't buy you respect or admiration.

It puts a bullseye on your forehead!

An easy way to recognize that a person is not rich is that he throws money around.

[Vision2030]

Hey Woodman,

I'm trying to meet you for a tour. Got a membership but don't know how to PM. Can you reach out? Thanks.

[Omicron Gamma]

When will you be in Bogota?

Feb 24 - March 3rd.

Mainly Santa Fe, but be good to do one of the Zona Rosa clubs on the high end maybe once.

[LatinaLover#1]

Hey man,

I wouldn't mind some of this info myself. I tried to PM you but it says your inbox is full. Can you drop me a line when you get a chance?

Thanks.

OG.

When will you be in Bogota?

[MSanchez]

Hey guys, just got to Bogota yesterday, staying in the Chapinero area. I was in Medellin for the past 2 months, I'll write a report once I get back to the states because I'm sure I'll have nothing but time on my hands over there. Anyways I'm only in Bogota for a week so might just stick to mileroticos, Santa Fe, and the strip clubs. I met some great guys on here while I was in Medellin and I hope to keep it up here in Bogota.

So I literally just got back from a mileroticos session this afternoon as I type this out. Found a listing for twins here and I couldn't resist the siren song. 160 k for half hour, 300 k for the hour, and 500 k for 2 hours. Oral natural extra 80 k and anal an extra 50 k. I went to their apartment, not the worst place I've seen but it reminded me why I prefer domicilios, at least this place was relatively clean, had hot water, and was a relatively big room. Plus it was close enough that it wasn't too much of a hassle. It was located in the Polo Club neighborhood. Anyways for sure they were identical twins, early 20's, tiny girls, maybe 5'2" and 90 lbs soaking wet each. Both had braces on the top row of teeth only. Smooth skin, no baby damage, faces were probably only about a 6 or maybe 7. Be tits at most, one twin had slightly larger and firmer tits than the other, decent enough asses but honestly I just prefer thicker girls at this stage in my life. One twin had a better BJ, and the other twin was the only one who provides anal. Anyways service was nothing to write home about. Threesomes, especially when they're blood-related, are never as fun as they seem. Unless the girls are bi or dating each other, it's more of a distraction than anything. Anyways I would not recommend the extra for anal or BJ, their BJ's are less than stellar / unenthusiastic and the other twin was not an anal expert at all. I would definitely not repeat, maybe a solo with the hotter twin but there's plenty of other milerotico girls I'd rather try first. If you want to check them out just search for geminas in mileroticos. They're the only ones and their pictures are accurate. They look a little better in person to be fair but not by much.

Anyways if any guys currently in town need a wingman or want to ever hit up Sante Fe, a strip club, or just grab a beer feel free to PM me. I like to drink and party to a reasonable extent, especially if there's some linda chicas involved. Cheers everyone.

[Omicron Gamma]

I tried to send a private message to you but your not able to get messages. Sign up as a member and I can text you some info. Being there until next year with come in handy for you.

Hey man,

I wouldn't mind some of this info myself. I tried to PM you but it says your inbox is full. Can you drop me a line when you get a chance?

Thanks.

OG.

[Woodman09]

Did the tour with Woodman last night in Santa Fe. Highly recommendable as the guy knows the area, all the spots and in a few hours was able to see most of SantaFe in an organized and safe way. Thanks Woodman!

Was great showing you around-- I just want to say that there are no guarantees -- I feel Santa Fe is relatively safe-- if you take proper precautions.

But-Shit Happens-- One reason it is safe is the police presence and the Venezuelans (majority of people in SF) face deportation for criminal activity.

[LatinaLover#1]

Yeah I'll be here in January (and even beyond that). Back in November I saw the writing on the wall with Europe, and realised it was probably going to be one terrible winter with lockdowns etc, so I took a chance and came to Colombia.

There's been ups and downs so far. I've met some great people (mainly outside the hooker areas, admittedly), but getting to know a new place is full of frustrations at first as well. Thankfully I've got as long here as I want. My return flight is booked in April, but because of the virus you can change it once for any reason, so if it's still better here than Europe, I'll be staying the maximum 6 months in the year that I'm allowed to.

I tried to send a private message to you but your not able to get messages. Sign up as a member and I can text you some info. Being there until next year with come in handy for you.

[Blue Touch]

There will always be guys like him, and most of the time they will be the USA Citizens.

It is futile to educate them or alter their behavior.

That's a shame, that said, is this poetic justice for the "baller" types out there? That go to the underworld in the 3rd world throwing you petty American money around trying to impress the putas.

They will show you how much they are impressed and respect you!

I doubt there are any billionaires on the forum, but you want to act like one?

Can we get an Encore?

Gofferring has a great quote, I will paraphrase it, throwing money around in the 3rd world doesn't buy you respect or admiration.

It puts a bullseye on your forehead!

[LatinaLover#1]

Definitely try to get in touch with Woodman09 if you can. He helped my group greatly in March, we still got too drunk at times and over-spent but he got us baselined for the most part. I'll be there from Feb 24th so if possible I'd be happy to patrol.

Can you give any info on what the girls are charging in the clubs and for takeout? There has been a discussion on this in the Rio forum and it was a shock how much less the Senior Guys were paying compared to us newbies.

Because I haven't been there in forever. I felt Troya was better than the others I went to, including, Piscina, Castillo even went to Pussyhouse, poor quality and not in a good area. Really sketchy after 11 or so. The clubs in the north seem a lot safer with better girls but more expensive. None of this is earth shacking news for any of you, I'm sure. My experience in SF was around 40,000 for 20 0 r thirty minutes all the way up to an asking price of 300,000 in Laylos. Just stupid gringo prices in my opinion. I did mange to pull a very hot girl out of Laylos, who, after paying the house fine, went back to my apartment in El Baton, pretty far up north but she was great, stayed with me with no mention of time and got me off a few times. No condom. One thing is relevant, The girls you meet, make your trip! That was true 25 years ago and remains true today. The weather can suck, the food can suck but if you hook up with a couple of the right women you trip will leave you with a desire tp get back as soon as possible. I've been lucky to keep a stable of sweet, sexy, gorgeous women to keep up with over the years. My advice is to use the 5 ft. Rule. Use your game and say Hello, to every pretty girl in your radius. You will be surprised how welcoming the women of Bogotá can be to a relationship with you if you are respectful, clean, a little Spanish. Invite them to coffee or a glass of wine to get to know each other. Let the sex take care of itself after a little conversation. When negotiating it's about help for her and her kids or family and not how to speak with a Prepago about time and price. Thomas is in the perfect place to do this because he has the time in Bogota to cultivate some 'special' friends. Of course, if your only there for a few days, the Prepago is probably your best bet.

[Omicron Gamma]

Yeah I'll be here in January (and even beyond that). Back in November I saw the writing on the wall with Europe, and realised it was probably going to be one terrible winter with lockdowns etc, so I took a chance and came to Colombia.

There's been ups and downs so far. I've met some great people (mainly outside the hooker areas, admittedly), but getting to know a new place is full of frustrations at first as well. Thankfully I've got as long here as I want. My return flight is booked in April, but because of the virus you can change it once for any reason, so if it's still better here than Europe, I'll be staying the maximum 6 months in the year that I'm allowed to.

Definitely try to get in touch with Woodman09 if you can. He helped my group greatly in March, we still got too drunk at times and over-spent but he got us baselined for the most part. I'll be there from Feb 24th so if possible I'd be happy to patrol.

Can you give any info on what the girls are charging in the clubs and for takeout? There has been a discussion on this in the Rio forum and it was a shock how much less the Senior Guys were paying compared to us newbies.