Bogota Reports

[ShadowJ]

I'm figuring out when to schedule my SA girls. I remember Woodman mentioning that SF has a breakfast, lunch, and dinner shift. And it seemed to me that thing died down earlier than expected. Maybe 10 pm or midnight (don't remember). Without the clubs down there, when do things start to dry up in the evening?

[Kazeu]

8 on looks 10 on GFE.

But you insist on a total of 13 so? 6 on looks and 7 PSE.

I like 8's but a 7 will do.

PSE is less negotiable than the face.

I don't care if its Miss Universe if its not PSE, no gracias.

Just give me the 7 that's going to fuck me into a coma todo PSE.

LOL. I chose 13 so that people would be forced to make trade off and reveal what they value more. For me, I think if I'm going to be spending an hour with a girl, the dials are at Looks: 5, Attitude: 8. If I'm only going to be spending a santa fe 5 with her, who cares, Looks 10, attitude 3!

[Kazeu]

Seems as tho the rainy season has started early this year-- There usually are 2 one in winter and another in spring-- I would say it is rainy a third of the time here-.

Besides the rainy seasons it is usually very pleasant -- It actually does get into the 70's often and sometimes 80's. The sun is so powerful here as we are at a high elevation.

I suspect the brought the 3rd rainy season to Bogota. My apologies. It always rains while I'm here.

[Questner]

I wouldn't believe the hype that some brothel exclaims on their own webpage. Sorry. There are no 9's or 10's in Santa Fe in my book. That doesn't mean there isn't some good fucking to be had, but there are no 9's or 10's. I don't know about these 'high class' brothels, I've only been in them a few times and I've never had a good time. Someone else recently made a report on his trip to Lido. Said that there was nothing but 7's or less there. Looking forward to hearing your report.

Poll of the day:

Lets say you pay a fixed X amount for a prepago and you have 2 magical dials that go from 1 to 10. One dial sets the Attitude and GFE on the girl. The other sets her physical attractiveness. The sum of the dials must be 13. What would your dials be set at?

So many good girls that can provide experience, so few beauty queens in this business at a magical $X that I'm willing to part with, so for me it's clearly 10 for attractiveness + 3 for attitude. The reality of life is with more $ you can get 10 in looks and 10 in attitude.

[Woodman09]

I have studied Espanol for a few years before moving here-- On my own and classes.

One course that is easy to learn alone with is Pimsleur Spanish-- I found it very helpful all in MP3 if you can master the 1st 3 levels of 90 lessons you shall be in good shape.

https://www.pimsleur.com/learn-spanish-latin-american

[Combo]

Yeah you will get ripped off with some English speaking chicks anywhere in the world in that same situation. Can't go wrong trying it in a termas in Brazil though. They will honor the deal 100%.

These chicks are just like tools. You have to know what to use each one for. Street chicks are strictly for quickies with no high expectations. It seems a lot of guys either forget or don't realize that.

You're right, but the Termas are definitely the exception to the rule. I've had threesomes in the termas with girls I didn't know beforehand and they worked out fine. Actually one other place. Devil's Den in Pattaya (is it still around? I did a few threesomes there with girls I didn't know and they were also good. But the termas and Devil's Den are controlled environments. In the vast majority of venues, this type of thing will not work out well.

[MarquisdeSade1]

I wouldn't believe the hype that some brothel exclaims on their own webpage. Sorry. There are no 9's or 10's in Santa Fe in my book. That doesn't mean there isn't some good fucking to be had, but there are no 9's or 10's. I don't know about these 'high class' brothels, I've only been in them a few times and I've never had a good time. Someone else recently made a report on his trip to Lido. Said that there was nothing but 7's or less there. Looking forward to hearing your report.

Poll of the day:

Lets say you pay a fixed X amount for a prepago and you have 2 magical dials that go from 1 to 10. One dial sets the Attitude and GFE on the girl. The other sets her physical attractiveness. The sum of the dials must be 13. What would your dials be set at?

8 on looks 10 on GFE.

But you insist on a total of 13 so? 6 on looks and 7 PSE.

I like 8's but a 7 will do.

PSE is less negotiable than the face.

I don't care if its Miss Universe if its not PSE, no gracias.

Just give me the 7 that's going to fuck me into a coma todo PSE.

[Mcd2293]

This weekend the plan is to hit Zona Rosa Brothels, Paradise, Casanova, Lido etc. I quote from one of their pages, "The girls in here are hot. They are coming from all parts of Colombia to work in these high class brothels in Zona Rosa. Prices are negotiable, but expect to pay a minimum of $100 to $200 for 1 hour" IF true, I will let you all know. So any of you ever go there? Or are we all spending time sifting thru Santa Fe looking for that one in a thousand, lost 9 or 10? LOL who wants to go?

I have a wingman with me, but I'd be down to check out some spots. Going to be at Lido's tonight so look for an Asian guy with a Gringo LOL.

The cancel my flight for Cartagena due to the mayors protocol and most of the AirBnB owners are not allowing guest. I was looking at changing my time to Bogot however I did not like those numbers for the weather. My friend thinks it's not that cold and we can deal with it. He's never been to Bogot but reading your comment reignited my apprehension. Cold weather and I don't get along and I see the highs in the low 60's and the lows in the mid 40's for the next week. Is the co- really uncomfortable for you? Is it longsleeve weather or you need a coat weather?

Yea this no guest policy shit is ridiculous. I literally booked two different Airbnbs and a hotel and they all didn't let my girl in. They were asking her 21 questions like she was passing through immigration. Finally after playing coy, one of my Airbnbs just let her in after seeing me visually frustrated.

The weather is cold, but not unbearable. It just could be a lot better. I'd definitely say it's a mini jacket weather. Wear a long sleeve and you might be a bit nippy. To be honest, the rain is pissing me off more than the weather is and it's been storming every single day.

Santa Fe is a sketchy area, so stick to that 1-2 block that Fiebre / Paisa is on, the next block parallel also ok but I try to stick to this one block, and taxi / uber out ASAP.

Lido, I have been there a total of 1 time in the last 2 yrs, maybe it was my bad luck, there was like 7 girls there, 7/10 at best. And NO it is not the best Bogota has to offer.

Zona T is fun if you are into the bar scene and speak some Spanish, bars are opening again but close early, I am not sure if clubs are open yet I do not think so.

I have been to some other places where they have girls / drinks. But to be honest, they are smaller and once a while you find something but if you are only here for a short time, I would still stick with Santa Fe and escorts.

Yea Santa Fe was a bit sketch for me, I'll probably just stick to online escorts, Lido's and SA for now. Maybe if I'm feeling adventurous another day.

Can you link which SA you are using? There are like 10 different ones out there and looking for one where someone has had some success.

Seeking Arrangement? Unless you're asking something else.

[LeyenLouvain]

Walked to their base of operations and the lady asked for $20,000 for the room. I gave the girls a 20 and we were on our way. Got to the room and the girls asked for the cash. I whipped out 2 $50 mil bills and started to get undressed. The girls objected as they said it was $100,000 each for threesome.

Doesn't sound too bad as they were hot. However the going rate for the 20 min room is 6,000 I believe.

Also I wonder if using pen / paper / phrase book looks better than having a translator on your phone.

[Woodman09]

I've only been there for a couple of nights, but it was too damn chilly for me. This is one place I want to explore; guess I'll bring extra clothing if I return.

From the weather folks:

The climate in Bogot is cool and overcast. Over the course of the year, the temperature typically varies from 44F to 66F and is rarely below 37F or above 70F.

Seems as tho the rainy season has started early this year-- There usually are 2 one in winter and another in spring-- I would say it is rainy a third of the time here-.

Besides the rainy seasons it is usually very pleasant -- It actually does get into the 70's often and sometimes 80's. The sun is so powerful here as we are at a high elevation.

[Xpartan]

This weekend the plan is to hit Zona Rosa Brothels, Paradise, Casanova, Lido etc. I quote from one of their pages, "The girls in here are hot. They are coming from all parts of Colombia to work in these high class brothels in Zona Rosa. Prices are negotiable, but expect to pay a minimum of $100 to $200 for 1 hour" IF true, I will let you all know. So any of you ever go there? Or are we all spending time sifting thru Santa Fe looking for that one in a thousand, lost 9 or 10? LOL who wants to go?

Between SF and Lido, there is a wide range of low- and mid-price options in Bogota. Did you read the Routard's FAQ?

I never went to any of those Zona T clubs during my stay in Bogota. Frankly because I don't understand the concept of mongering in Bogota for $100+ per hour. Those places will also charge you through the nose for drinks and push hard to buy them. Not my type of scene.

For that kind of dough I'd rather play with real model-class casino girls in Panama City. And it's a bit warmer, too.

But by all means, it's your money. Please do tell us how it went.

[Mr Enternational]

The primary lesson is not to learn Spanish, but to not do a threesome with street girls if you haven't already been with one (or preferibly both) of them before. No amount of Spanish ability will help you in that situation.

Yeah you will get ripped off with some English speaking chicks anywhere in the world in that same situation. Can't go wrong trying it in a termas in Brazil though. They will honor the deal 100%.

These chicks are just like tools. You have to know what to use each one for. Street chicks are strictly for quickies with no high expectations. It seems a lot of guys either forget or don't realize that.

[Kazeu]

Classic newbie ripoff on the price, but standard ripoff on the time. To every man his own, but I personally can't recall one single moment when I ever got value for money from a street hooker. And I have sampled them on virtually every continent.

Residencias Villa Real:

15 minutes = 5 k.

1 HR = 20 k.

1 night = 25 k.

The red hotel 2 doors from Residencias Villa Real:

1 HR = 15 k.

1 night = 35 k.

[Kazeu]

This weekend the plan is to hit Zona Rosa Brothels, Paradise, Casanova, Lido etc. I quote from one of their pages, "The girls in here are hot. They are coming from all parts of Colombia to work in these high class brothels in Zona Rosa. Prices are negotiable, but expect to pay a minimum of $100 to $200 for 1 hour" IF true, I will let you all know. So any of you ever go there? Or are we all spending time sifting thru Santa Fe looking for that one in a thousand, lost 9 or 10? LOL who wants to go?

I wouldn't believe the hype that some brothel exclaims on their own webpage. Sorry. There are no 9's or 10's in Santa Fe in my book. That doesn't mean there isn't some good fucking to be had, but there are no 9's or 10's. I don't know about these 'high class' brothels, I've only been in them a few times and I've never had a good time. Someone else recently made a report on his trip to Lido. Said that there was nothing but 7's or less there. Looking forward to hearing your report.

Poll of the day:

Lets say you pay a fixed X amount for a prepago and you have 2 magical dials that go from 1 to 10. One dial sets the Attitude and GFE on the girl. The other sets her physical attractiveness. The sum of the dials must be 13. What would your dials be set at?

[Combo]

Walked down to the area round 11:30 AM and walked the circuit. There must have been a 50-75 ladies out. Very tough decision but as I was standing on the corner thinking a very good looking blonde and brunette approached me because I was watching them walk down the street. As I don't speak Spanish the communication with the translator was difficult. After a few minutes settled for a threesome for $50,000 each for 1 hour. I thought this was my lucky day. Walked to their base of operations and the lady asked for $20,000 for the room. I gave the girls a 20 and we were on our way. Got to the room and the girls asked for the cash. I whipped out 2 $50 mil bills and started to get undressed. The girls objected as they said it was $100,000 each for threesome. I was peeved as I was already frustrated from the initial conversation but did the math and that is still pretty good considering the hotness of the girls and how much that would cost in the states with not as hot girls. Anyway, after blowjob from each and some DATY with the brunette I started fucking the blonde. Not 2 minutes into it there was a knock at the door as time was up. Wait a minute. That was 20 minutes not 1 hour. The girls then said that was correct and asked if I wanted more time. Hell no. I wanted this disaster to be over. Lesson learned. Need to learn to speak Spanish.

The primary lesson is not to learn Spanish, but to not do a threesome with street girls if you haven't already been with one (or preferibly both) of them before. No amount of Spanish ability will help you in that situation.

It's also best to tell them two things beforehand. First that you will pay them after the deed. Second, that you only have X amount of Pesos (thus precluding their scheming to extract more out of you). Do not play the loaded Gringo with money to spare.