Bogota Reports

[GrownMan1]

What is the current weather situation there. I noticed it's about 20 cooler than in Orlando Florida. Should I leave the tank tops and shorts at home and concentrate on pants and long sleeves. Am I overthinking things Woodman I hit you up on email but I haven't got a response. I'm looking at heading to Bogota for a few days next week.
Also I wouldn’t dare wear A fresh pair of all white Tennis shoes so the DR because of the terrain. Could the same be said about Bogotá. I’ve been to Medellin twice and didn’t see a problem.

[MongerHunger]

I am Asian American as well. And when I was in Santa Fe last year, it was literally every other girl on the streets calling out "chino" when I walked by. It may seemed like a minor nuisance but it gets quite old after a while. And I absolutely hated it. I just can't imagine now with the coronavirus, its probably 1000 x worse. I have been to several other central and south american countries and Colombia is the worst by far. Its one of the many reasons I don't like Santa Fe. On the other hand, the Colombian guys don't bother me at all, other than harassing me to go into the clubs but without the racism.

I'm planning to return to Colombia some time this year but will probably skip Bogota and Santa Fe.

After the first pop they are looking for the next client and a chance to get more money in less time. They want to be efficient for Capital Gains. Don't take it personal, it's business for them and should be only a service for you unless your pursue is beyond that. Explore more and expand your options with the Chino thing, use it to your advantage and peak their interest about you and you're ethnicity. A rare commodity for them.

[JjBee62]

Price to quality debate:

I recently decided to sample some of the high end hookers (300 k / h average price) for 'research' purposes. On the positive side, all gave solid performances. Unfortunately, I can say the same of 80% of the 80 - 150 k hookers I have seen so far. But I could not deny the convenience value; easy scheduling, and you get exactly what you order. My conclusion is that they can be of value if you have very limited time (on business) and can't afford to wade through countless ads trying to weed out potential scammers. More like using the hotel mini bar.

On an light side, many of the agencies fronting the expensive hookers tend to pitch them as college students, doing this only 'part time' ostensibly to pay their 'tuition'. How original! And the ladies will pitch the exact same story when they show up. I guess the fantasy must endure very well.

Meaningless coincidences, awkward moments, and surprises or not:

I was very horny on Monday and had three sessions in row at different places, all three ladies were surprisingly called Alejandra, not sure how common this name is in the mongering scene...

You need to branch out more with your food search. Sure there's plenty of fried food and hamburgers, but there's plenty of other things.

Go to Crepes and Waffles and try the Green Kiss soup. There's probably a potato themed place (search "patata") which does stuffed baked potatoes with lots of toppings to choose from. Look for any place with Ajiaco, a nice chicken and potato soup served with avocado, capers and sour creme.

Or just look for a typical Colombian place. Many serve a menu of the day meal. Small light salad with avocado, rice, possibly yuca or potatoes, soup, fried plantain and your choice of meat. I usually get chicken, grilled, boneless, skinless breast. Usually can get either fruit juice, or guarapo with it as well. Prices run from 8 k-15 k, all in.

Check out the malls. There's usually an excellent salad place. Just can't remember the name. Some of the Italian places are also good, not quite as healthy though.

[Kib123]

I just can't imagine now with the coronavirus, its probably 1000 x worse.

I'm planning to return to Colombia some time this year but will probably skip Bogota and Santa Fe.

I hope this joke is taken the right way, but your screen name does sound a bit like corona virus.

[Kib123]

Price to quality debate:

I recently decided to sample some of the high end hookers (300 k / h average price) for 'research' purposes. On the positive side, all gave solid performances. Unfortunately, I can say the same of 80% of the 80 - 150 k hookers I have seen so far. But I could not deny the convenience value; easy scheduling, and you get exactly what you order. My conclusion is that they can be of value if you have very limited time (on business) and can't afford to wade through countless ads trying to weed out potential scammers. More like using the hotel mini bar.

On an light side, many of the agencies fronting the expensive hookers tend to pitch them as college students, doing this only 'part time' ostensibly to pay their 'tuition'. How original! And the ladies will pitch the exact same story when they show up. I guess the fantasy must endure very well.

Meaningless coincidences, awkward moments, and surprises or not:

I was very horny on Monday and had three sessions in row at different places, all three ladies were surprisingly called Alejandra, not sure how common this name is in the mongering scene.

Visited Mezzanine one afternoon and as I was a getting the prelude massage, another dude entered the next pigeonhole with his date. In a moment the dude started groaning so loudly, it got very awkward. Mr. Johnson shriveled faster than the head of a scared turtle. My lady turned up the music, but it didn't help much. Luckily for us (and obviously the lady who was servicing the dude), they dude was done in a minute and a half tops. Made me feel proud of myself.

Corona virus and BJ: An energetic lady visited my casa, and she was a passionate lover, lots of enthusiastic DFK and the typical GFE stuff. She got real wet and and moaned convincingly as I fingered her. When it came the time to BJ, she insisted on CBJ, which was a surprise. I asked why. She said because she's afraid of corona virus. Go figure.

Went to Mezzanine a few days back and was surprised when my lady provided a delicious BBBJ without much prodding or the standard up-sell. I reciprocated by giving her a repeat visit. She upped me one by giving full blown GFE. I love Bogota!

Visited Santa Fe, lady population has gone up quite a bit since I was there last. Place is still seedy as hell and I just don't get it.

Other stuff:

As others have mentioned before me, getting good healthy food in Bogota is a challenge. Everything is deep fried, or a hamburger. Went to a high end cafe the other day and asked for something light. They suggested a sandwich. I said fair enough. Unfortunately the sandwich bread was brioche, made with 50% butter, with a taste to prove it. Inside was cheese, generous creamy sauce, bacon,. You get the idea. I feel like every time I leave Bogota I need to go on a broccoli diet for 2 weeks to clear my system.

Bogota has perhaps the best coffee houses I have visited globally. Avoid the chains, and visit the small indies that roast their coffee in house. One of my favorites is Kiri Cafe in the Parque 93 vicinity. When in Usaquen, try Cafe Quindio. Premium coffeee at its best.

[Kib123]

Why did you have a problem with it? They just call out to you by the visible characteristics. Nobody means any harm by it. If you were slim they would call out flaquito. If you were fat they would call out gordito. I am Black American (but not dark skin), so to me they call out moreno. When I am in Brazil they call out Negao. When I am in Tijuana they call out chocolatay. Here in Thailand they call out
chocolate man. They just want to get your attention in hopes of getting business from you.

Correct! Nothing to do with racism, it is not in their best interest to lose your business by insulting you. They intend it to be a playful way to capture your attention.

[Mr Enternational]

I am Asian American as well. And when I was in Santa Fe last year, it was literally every other girl on the streets calling out "chino" when I walked by. It may seemed like a minor nuisance but it gets quite old after a while. And I absolutely hated it.

Why did you have a problem with it? They just call out to you by the visible characteristics. Nobody means any harm by it. If you were slim they would call out flaquito. If you were fat they would call out gordito. I am Black American (but not dark skin), so to me they call out moreno. When I am in Brazil they call out Negao. When I am in Tijuana they call out chocolatay. Here in Thailand they call out
chocolate man. They just want to get your attention in hopes of getting business from you.

[DreamCarnarvon]

I am completely comfortable in Santa Fe, and didn't get any shit from anybody when I was walking hand in hand from both of the girls aside from random dudes staring, calling estefhany hot, or making a joke about Corona virus (I'm Asian American).

I am Asian American as well. And when I was in Santa Fe last year, it was literally every other girl on the streets calling out "chino" when I walked by. It may seemed like a minor nuisance but it gets quite old after a while. And I absolutely hated it. I just can't imagine now with the coronavirus, its probably 1000 x worse. I have been to several other central and south american countries and Colombia is the worst by far. Its one of the many reasons I don't like Santa Fe. On the other hand, the Colombian guys don't bother me at all, other than harassing me to go into the clubs but without the racism.

I'm planning to return to Colombia some time this year but will probably skip Bogota and Santa Fe.

[Woodman09]

What was the nature of the fail? Was it you or was it her?

Fails happen, I try really hard to vette girls for attitude and try to get a hint about what to expect but there are a some who put on a good show and turn into a zero when you get in the room. Shit happens, I'm always leery trying new girls. It's great if you can get a lapdance and flirt a bit in the clubs.

[Woodman09]

That is correct Sir. Especially around the South Stroll in the vicinity of Calle 20 and Carrera 15 b Monaco building. No problem with 30 k to play offers. Nice Young Talent. It has been reported up to 200 chicas in the area when busy. Fantastic selection. Natural bodies included. One of my "go to" spots in Santa Fe.

30 k.

Actually, I probably exaggerated a bit with the 200 number, probably about 150+ in that area. But some hotties for sure. The streetie sweetie situation is better than ever, I have smashed some hot girls down there.

[Lew Ashby]

My flight from Tijuana to Mexico city was delayed 8 hours due to foggy conditions. Rather than getting in to Bogota at 2 pm, I got in just past midnight. Booked it off the plane to customs, hit the Colpatria Scotiabank ATM, and was off to ibis museo. Had my taxi driRed eye flight from Tijuana to Cdmx was delayed by ver wait for me at the hotel, checked in, dropped my luggage off, and he got me to Santa Fe at little after 130 am.

I planned on making a few rounds to see who'd be the best candidate to take back to the hotel, but stopped at paisas first. Mariangel from my first visit (sweet girl, connected as she has a great personality and I could see she is intelligent; she was allegedly a law student, answered any question I had about politics without hesitation) happened to be sitting next to me and we reconnected. Then her friend estefhany came over and I was fixated on her big naturals. Bought them some drinks, and asked when they finish (230 am) then said maybe we could all go together which they were receptive of. I asked if theyd be OK with me using the same condom and they said it was fine. I knew they wouldn't be that interactive with eachother as they are not lesbians but close friends, I really just wanted to bend them both over and alternate as necessary, which I did haha. My plan was to go get a ST in at another club, and meet them back at close, but as I already had what I wanted I opted nto to press my luck and risk trying to find something better, which usually doesn't work in my favor LOL. Ended up just sitting there and buying them 2 rounds of drinks to kill time. Another one of their friends came over and was shaking it real nice for random guys buy not receiving a cent, so I threw her 4000 cop which then brought her over to pull up the skirt and gring her girl on me haha. Just relaxed with a table of 3 cool venezuelan girls until the lights came on at 230 and we were off.

I've never had to check girls into ibis the 3 times I've stayed there, but this time I happened to get some by the book front desk girl that said I couldn't take more than 1 girl up to my room (always brought 1 so that's my bad I guess) obviously I just wanted to get it in so I just checked out and took the girls to tequendama Suites, where we had a 2. 5 HR session of stopping, starting, banging one out when one went to the bathroom, and a lot of one riding me while the other kissed me. Finished with them both on their backs blowing it on both of their chests. At this point I had been up for over 24 hours and just wanted some sleep. As they were just chatting nonstop playing on their phones, kindly asked them to leave, doing something I didn't think I'd ever do; kick 2 naked girls out of my bed. I see the sun was coming up, see it is around 6 am and crash until 1 pm, the alarm clock in the room was an hour late! I was going to stop by abudabi before the airport but that'll have to wait to I guess.

I am completely comfortable in Santa Fe, and didn't get any shit from anybody when I was walking hand in hand from both of the girls aside from random dudes staring, calling estefhany hot, or making a joke about Corona virus (I'm Asian American). As far as the girls, I like Mari angels face but the bar girl life has taken a toll on her body these past 6 months. Estefhany was a tad mechanical and her tits were pretty saggy so I doubt I'd repeat with them unless they threw me a substantial discount haha. Now off to cartagena for 2 nights. I have 3 days wide open at the end of the trip and am thinking that unless I'm blown away by the medellin Facebook girls, my last 3 days will be spent in Santa Fe. I liked troya last time and the streetwalkers, and want to hit the other clubs that woodman says are atop his list so it'll be next Friday and Saturday at a minimum!

[MongerHunger]

Yeah, lately the streets have been having some dimes. Better lookjng then the casa. Atleast Santa Fe has been good.

That is correct Sir. Especially around the South Stroll in the vicinity of Calle 20 and Carrera 15 b Monaco building. No problem with 30 k to play offers. Nice Young Talent. It has been reported up to 200 chicas in the area when busy. Fantastic selection. Natural bodies included. One of my "go to" spots in Santa Fe.

30 k.

[BlueChange]

I have seen in some time was working a hotel across the street from the club La Piscina in Santa Fe. Back then, I was waiting on an Uber, and I saw her from a distance.

With this trip, I was walking in Santa Fe and there she was, that same black girl, so I rushed into see her.

Alejandra is very nice, very sweet, and she is originally from Cali. I like them young, tight, and muscular, and Alejandra did not have a speck of visible fat on her. She is a freak in the weight room apparently. What I didn't expect was great conversation from a street girl. I honestly could see myself taking this one on a date.

Anyway, I was all tensed up from the flight and I paid her an hour for a massage and the extracurriculars that go with it. OMG, those strong hands were amazing. She wanted 70 k for 30 minutes but the massage was so good, I opted for 30 more minutes and paid her 140 k for everything. Again, she was as strong in the bed as she was with the massage. She did DFK and BBBJ for me as well. I even got a stripper slide out of her.

It is not often you get a street session that is a 10 in every way, but Alejandra was. She was the sweetest dark meat I think I have ever tasted and gets my highest recommendation.

Yeah, lately the streets have been having some dimes. Better lookjng then the casa. Atleast Santa Fe has been good.

[Elvis 2008]

I have seen in some time was working a hotel across the street from the club La Piscina in Santa Fe. Back then, I was waiting on an Uber, and I saw her from a distance.

With this trip, I was walking in Santa Fe and there she was, that same black girl, so I rushed into see her.

Alejandra is very nice, very sweet, and she is originally from Cali. I like them young, tight, and muscular, and Alejandra did not have a speck of visible fat on her. She is a freak in the weight room apparently. What I didn't expect was great conversation from a street girl. I honestly could see myself taking this one on a date.

Anyway, I was all tensed up from the flight and I paid her an hour for a massage and the extracurriculars that go with it. OMG, those strong hands were amazing. She wanted 70 k for 30 minutes but the massage was so good, I opted for 30 more minutes and paid her 140 k for everything. Again, she was as strong in the bed as she was with the massage. She did DFK and BBBJ for me as well. I even got a stripper slide out of her.

It is not often you get a street session that is a 10 in every way, but Alejandra was. She was the sweetest dark meat I think I have ever tasted and gets my highest recommendation.

[BlueChange]

Been here about 2 week now and with the corona virus it's been delayed so I got extra time to kill here.

Sophia 40 K plus 20 K tip oral natural.

I went and saw my favorite blowjob queen that is in this casa in Chapinero. I don't know the name just that it has a blue door and I walk past a bunch of industrial construction shops and a gas station that has been torn down. Let me tell you this girl gives outstanding head. She is enthusiastic, soft and suave with it. I really feel like I'm getting a BJ from a girl who's mouth is made of Silk and pillows. She is skinny and does have a small see section scar that you don't really notice unless you are looking. I don't think I've ever actually had intercourse with her because her head game is soo strong. I show up, she knows what I want and gives it to me. Recently she started offering a facial for an additional 20 K so I tried it. It was ok, she is not as into it but she trusts me and is happy to make me happy. Overall I think I've seen her 3 times since I just don't want to deal with the BS.

Random Vnz Mariel 120 K plus 50 K for beers at Venus.

I was at Santa Fe this past night. I went to the Paisa club. It was a fun time, it's probably the best-looking place in terms of Decore. The guys serving the tables are very attentive and help me if I am looking for something. I bounced after not really finding the good connection I was searching for. I wound up walking to a couple of clubs and finally settled on Venus. I met a paisa waiter who knew what I was looking for. Really pretty face. I got one but she has braces attached to her. It was sort of late around 2:20. We were clicking but when I tried to kiss her she told me just not here. I was cool and she said since the club is closing it's better for us to leave. I told her I have a great apartment in Chapinero and we should go. Took the taxi and she was enjoying the view as she sipped the remainder of her Corna with a straw. She was hungry and I had some snacks. Finally, we got our clothes off and were hanging out in the bed. The problem was when she was kissing, she was jsut doing the pecks. No DFK like promised. I asked her what was up and she said she was shy. But then she just would be sort of weird or stupid and start singing spanish songs she knew from the club. , Her pusst was very nice looking and when I rubbed it she went into automatic fast gyrations. Despite the braces and no DFK she actually gave a pretty decent BJ. When she put her hair up I could really see the beauty of her 21 yo face and her big full lips with slutty working girl make up she wore on her eyes. I put on the rubber and inside her little tight pussy I went. I couldn't go too deep cause spreading her legs was not enjoyable for her. She wanted in quarto but when we did and she grabbed my knish, her fingernail jammed into me! Ouch! I lost my hard-on as it was really painful and pulled off the rubber. She was sorry. We just laid down and eventually, I just got her to give me a HJ and BJ. I thought she was staying later but she was complaining about not seeing her kid and she was picking her nose! Gross. As I was getting dressed she made a comment to my belly because I drank soo much cervasa I was bloated. I didn't like that. I walked her downstairs handed her the money and put her in a taxi. I didn't even want to kiss her goodbye but she insisted.

130 k Sammy.

Saw this girls ad on Photopreago and has since been deleted. +57 304 5375772 is the number if anyone wants but its a waste. I decided to go see some talent in Usaquen, I usually I do well there. There was traffic getting there. The building was super nice. I get confirmed by the security and walk into the apartment. The ad says 22 but this chick was 32. Her tits looked good until she removed her bra. Holy Frankentits! The left was had a walleye and looked like igor. THe nipple was clearly on it's own agenda. I haven't seen such a botched job in person. SHe offered a trio with her friend but I declined. The only saving grace was the bed was huge and really comfortable. Other than that, not really feeling it. Went into doggy and though about other chicks and busted in the rubber. I know it was 1 hour but I stayed maybe 20 minutes.

200 K Tatiana.

I've seen her before many times. She is super cute but seriously at the end of her rope for working. She came over my place but she recently suffered some sort of a mediclal problem with her arm and had to have a giant ball that was growing removed!! I wish she would have told me. IT was a bit awkward being with her as her arm was incapacitated I felt bad and I could tell she really needed the moeny and she stared off into the tv trying to jerk me to completion. It wasn't that great but atleast she hung around my place and was a good company otherwise. She used to be on photoprepagos but I think shje is like semi retirement now. She has some crazy mood swings the other week when we text so I'm sure mental break down is coming soon. The biz takes it's toll.

I'll be here another month as the coronavirus cancels things and I have more free time to work remotely.