Bogota Reports

[Turgid]

Thought it was cow's balls. Separately, there's also the goat head soup.

Not bull's balls. Goat's balls soup known as mannish water.

[Fsidle]

Thought it was cow's balls. Separately, there's also the goat head soup.

In Jamaica there is a goat's balls soup, its supposed to be an aphrodisiac.

[MedalloPack]

For the Bogota vets. What does the SF scene look like in the month of December?

[Routard]

I actually had people in Bogota posting on social media how bad things were, and I called down and asked people there, and they were a little scared.

There was indeed some panic last Thursday as vandals were reported entering in homes in the poorer neighborhoods in the south, which was the reason of the curfew. Protests are still going on, and sadly one young student died in the protests, but vandalism and riots seem under control now. Of course it would be a bad idea to be in between protesters and police, but for the rest tourists have not to fear for their safety, I mean not more than before the protests. Main impact for everyone is Transmilenio who is often blocked and vandalized by protesters, the rest is business as usual, including the mongering scene.

[Mr Enternational]

Jay Bills is back and Forever Mongering.

Not to split hairs, but just so we know who we are dealing with: Is it Jay Bilas or Jay Bills that is back and forever mongering? And $90 plus transportation for 1 hour is not cheap at all when it comes to Bogota.

[Villainy]

Villainy, next time you go to Colombia, I strongly suggest you acquaint yourself with either bing or google translate. I am not fluent in Spanish by any means, but I have never had a problem getting someone to understand when I use those programs on my phone, and they are free.

A woman I met in Mexico City said living there was the equivalent of smoking eight cigarettes a day due to the pollution. I would be stunned if Bogota isn't similar. For altitude sickness, you can buy acetazolomide or Diamox in Colombia or have it prescribed by your doctor in the USA For flu prevention, you can take Elderberry. https://theherbaltoad.com/blog/elderberry-vs-tamiflu/.

I take it every day during flu season. That said, if I had to guess I would say that it was more pollution and altitude that did you in then the flu. If this happens again, you will know it likely was not the flu.

That said, I really like your report. I think you really captured the good and bad of Bogota. Yes, it is pussy paradise, but it comes at a cost of the weather, the pollution, the crime, and the crowded streets. Medellin is way more user friendly for most mongers than Bogota is. For me, it is not a question of adjustment. It is just with time the city pollution, much like Mexico City, wears on me: a headache, stuffy nose, malaise. It isn't bad enough for me to not enjoy the hunt, but I don't feel my best there. For a lot of guys, going to Bogota, picking up a chick or two, and then moving to a more hospitable city may be a better option than just staying in Bogota.

Thanks for the comments. I'm acquainted with Google Translate (and DeepL) but I'm about to retire to Colombia so I practice my Spanish every chance I get. Sometimes I struggle but I usually get there. It's harder for me over the phone because the visual cues are missing but see'est la vie.

You are very accurate with respect to the pollution. Each morning looking out over the city you could see that grey haze like LA back in the 80's.

The Doctor said it was definitely flu and I believe him. A physician friend told me next time to make sure to take Tami-flu with me because it is the best thing to dampen the effects and shorten your misery.

I'll definitely give your altitude recommendations. Thanks for mentioning them. Another example of my not doing sufficient research going in.

[Elvis 2008]

I was in Bogota recently from the 18-22 November time frame. Protests weren't that bad at all. I smashed 3 locals in 4 days with two of them being 10/10 in terms of looks and sex game. Look no further than the website eroticasbogota for a good time. Extremely fine local Colombian girls who really could be models or video vixens in America. Extremely cheap too. I've hit ass in quite a few continents and there is nothing like Hispanic women and this place is top notch in terms of service and girls on the menu. Must try for anyone coming to Bogota.

Jay Bills is back and Forever Mongering.

In general, Jay, when I have the USA State Department saying how dangerous a place is, I wonder if it is really that bad or it is just politics. In this case, I saw nothing in the American press. I actually had people in Bogota posting on social media how bad things were, and I called down and asked people there, and they were a little scared.

I was in Santa Cruz, Bolivia where there was a political demonstration made out to be a riot in the Western media, but it was more like a party than anything else. I have a feeling now that if I went to Bolivia after the supposed "coup", I would feel safe and have a good time.

I have no idea how dangerous Bogota is but what I do know is there are still a lot of people unhappy with the current government. Maybe it is cheaper and better than ever or a lot of chicas are wanting to leave the city for spare change for a break, but this time, the safety issues don't feel just like media or political bullshit.

[Elvis 2008]

This was very difficult in Spanish (for me) but it worked! They dialed a number (Uh-Oh) and I had to explain everything to a person on the phone, in Spanish. My Spanish is OK but certainly not fluent. It worked!.

Villainy, next time you go to Colombia, I strongly suggest you acquaint yourself with either bing or google translate. I am not fluent in Spanish by any means, but I have never had a problem getting someone to understand when I use those programs on my phone, and they are free.

I came down with a terrible case of the flu. Perhaps (as my doctor told me) it wasn't related to the storm but somewhere I contacted a flu carrier. I was bed-ridden for a few days. I got up at night almost every hour to drink water and quench my parched throat.

A woman I met in Mexico City said living there was the equivalent of smoking eight cigarettes a day due to the pollution. I would be stunned if Bogota isn't similar. For altitude sickness, you can buy acetazolomide or Diamox in Colombia or have it prescribed by your doctor in the USA For flu prevention, you can take Elderberry. https://theherbaltoad.com/blog/elderberry-vs-tamiflu/.

I take it every day during flu season. That said, if I had to guess I would say that it was more pollution and altitude that did you in then the flu. If this happens again, you will know it likely was not the flu.

That said, I really like your report. I think you really captured the good and bad of Bogota. Yes, it is pussy paradise, but it comes at a cost of the weather, the pollution, the crime, and the crowded streets. Medellin is way more user friendly for most mongers than Bogota is. For me, it is not a question of adjustment. It is just with time the city pollution, much like Mexico City, wears on me: a headache, stuffy nose, malaise. It isn't bad enough for me to not enjoy the hunt, but I don't feel my best there. For a lot of guys, going to Bogota, picking up a chick or two, and then moving to a more hospitable city may be a better option than just staying in Bogota.

[LatinaLover#1]

A great monger friend told me that before I committed to retiring in Medellin, I simply had to visit Bogota. His point was that several activities (other than our favorite pastime) were far better represented in Bogota than in Medellin and I owed it to myself to explore Bogota before making a final decision.

Not one to ignore sage advice, I made the trip for 2 weeks and a day starting in early November, 2019.

I'm an analytical type by nature and I read many great reports in this forum (I. E. Routard's detailed analysis and many others). So in the spirit of sharing, I am going to tell you about some of the highlights and some of the careless errors.

The good:

I contacted Woodman09 and let him know I would be visiting Bogota. I asked for friendly recommendations and he gave me a couple. I followed his advice on one of the suggestions (Tequendama Suites). This place was a little difficult to find, although very close to the Tequendama Hotel. My room was reserved in advance even though I was arriving just past midnight. The place was amazing. A full kitchen with an oven, cooking utensils, a microwave, a half-refrigerator and glasses and dishes. There were two bathrooms an enclosed bedroom with a king-size bed and a living room area with hard wood floors and comfortable sofa chairs and a couch. I booked his place as part of a package with one of the services and my hotel rate was less than $40 USD a night. Oh and it included a buffet breakfast that included various juices, coffee a couple of scrambled egg choices, fruits and vegetables and soups and other options as well. Best of all, it was girl friendly as long as the girl left her cedula with the concierge between the hours of 9 am and 9 pm (my best recollection). Thank you Woodman09!

My first mission was to walk around the area where I was staying. There were numbers eating options in the mall like area where my Tea Suites was located. I found numerous banks in the area so retrieving cash was no problem at all. I did get winded and sweaty after any prolonged exertion. I attribute this to the altitude and my lest than Spartan shape (I'm 66 and in less than fighting trim but not nearly obese etc). I met Woodman09 after a few days at my hotel and we went for a meal and some general discussions. It was a very informative meeting. I booked him for a tour of Santa Fe the next night. Woodman09 has been living in the area for several years and knows the lay of the land, speaks Spanish better than I do and is a known quantity in the Santa Fe area. Oh, and his guide rate was very fair.

So, can you just come down and taxi your way to Santa Fe and meander your way through the area? I think you can but why would you risk it? At least the first time (or two) get a guide to take you there, show you the ropes. He'll tell you if you are dressing like a target. He'll protect you. A wingman for the inexperienced, in the Santa Fe area is good advice. There are other things too, of course. Don't wear flashy clothes, or jewelry. Don't take your cell-phone out of your pocket to see who is buzzing you, wait til you're in a covey or a strip club.

So, what did I think of Santa Fe? Pretty amazing. Many beautiful women. I didn't pull one of my first trip through with Wood but I got a few phone numbers and although I'm extremely picky, I would say there were at least half a dozen that had me drooling on that first trip. Needless to say, Woodman09 can give you advice on other parts of Bogota too.

With some connection help from Woodman, I got to meet a few other visitors there at the same time: IrishA and Ikonic. We went out one night (a Sunday) and finally we found a pub that was open. We got some grub and shared stories and ideas. IrishA is extremely experienced all over the world and had a number of great suggestions about how to improve or perfect your hobby experience. Ikonic was less experienced but a terrific person to have in your group. Unfortunately, I had slept poorly and afterwards, they went for a Santa Fe dessert and I begged off and went home.

The bad.

Well on the way back from the pub, the torrential rains of November cut loose. I waited under the eaves talking to Colombians for 30 minutes with no let up. Unable to get a cab or an Huber, I walked back to the hotel through inches of puddled water and non-stop lightening and thunder and pounding rain. I finally made it back, soaked from head to foot. My shoes were completely soggy, so was my pants, socks, tee-shirt and jacket. Yuckkkk!

I took a hot shower and got into bed. Well, a few days later, I came down with a terrible case of the flu. Perhaps (as my doctor told me) it wasn't related to the storm but somewhere I contacted a flu carrier. I was bed-ridden for a few days. I got up at night almost every hour to drink water and quench my parched throat. The third day, I visited reception and asked them if they had a doctor who could come over and examine me. This was very difficult in Spanish (for me) but it worked! They dialed a number (Uh-Oh) and I had to explain everything to a person on the phone, in Spanish. My Spanish is OK but certainly not fluent. It worked! They sent a doctor and his assistant over an hour later and YeaH! The doctor spoke English. So he checked me out, told me I had a fever and gave me an IV and some prescriptions (which aren't really needed in Colombia, since the Droguerias will fill anything except Narcotics without a prescription). He told me I would be fine in a few days, just drink lots of fluids, eat every meal and get lots of rest.

So? Instead of assuming that Bogota is just like Medellin, only a little higher in altitude and a little cooler in temperature, I should have done my homework and noticed that the monsoons hit in October, November and April. Another month would have been much more pleasant.

The other goods.

Bogota is different than Medellin in another respect. The street / casa scene is infinitely greater in Bogota. But even if you are looking for other options, there really isn't a Facebook option for Bogota. The girls are very active on Twitter, Tinder and other web vehicles like Mileroticos and Photoprepagos. Medellin is far more Facebook centric. So despite, adjusting to the altitude for a few days and being sick for a week, I did have a few Rollas come over and welcome me to the Bogota world. I found one on Twitter. I think she was a little reluctant at first, but after an I'm exchange we moved to What'sApp and talked and set up our date. She had a hard time finding my Teq Suites place but we finally worked it out. Julia was petite a medical student at University (I believed her, because when I told her I was suffering from la grippa (the flu) she sent over a few prescription recommendations.

She was really shy and reserved but a total doll. Imagine a little doctor-wannabe that is 5'0" and 90 pounds jumping your bones! I saw her a second time the day before I left and she texted me later to be very aware that the protests might cause the streets to be a problem and to allow additional time to get to the airport. Is the nice or what??

I also found another selection on Mileroticos. She was blond (not naturally) and a little thicker and she was a total animal in bed. After she left me gasping for air she resumed her oral stimulation and mounted me for seconds. I was running out of gas. Once we called it in, she and I walked over to the Macarena district and found a great Spanish (as in Spain) restaurant and had a wide selection of choices including their Sangria wine option.

Summary.

Bogota is a great city but you really have to do your homework. Medellin is an easy, go there, enjoy the city kind of place. Bogota is much higher altitude wise, much larger which means many more options and their transportation system isn't the greatest and taxis, while plentiful, are an arduous process. So, in other words, do your homework and make the necessary preparations. (A little practice speaking and understanding Spanish will be well worth the effort).

I have been to Bogota dozens of times in the last 5 years, so many in fact, I lost count. I too was in Bogota the first 2 weeks of this November and it rained everyday, one or two days it rained harder than I have ever seen before. I always stay in Chico Norte, very near parque 93. It's close to wherever you want to go, north or south and very, very safe. You need 2 days to acclimate but after that, no problem. The best part of Bogota is there are over 8 million people in Bogota and over 50% are women jajaj I like those odds. Learn Spanish, do your homework and enjoy.

[BigButtDetecto]

A great monger friend told me that before I committed to retiring in Medellin, I simply had to visit Bogota. His point was that several activities (other than our favorite pastime) were far better represented in Bogota than in Medellin and I owed it to myself to explore Bogota before making a final decision.

Not one to ignore sage advice, I made the trip for 2 weeks and a day starting in early November, 2019.

I'm an analytical type by nature and I read many great reports in this forum (I. E. Routard's detailed analysis and many others). So in the spirit of sharing, I am going to tell you about some of the highlights and some of the careless errors.

Bogota is the 3rd highest city in south america; it takes time for me to adjust. I always get a stuffy nose and shortness of breath.

I prepare myself running few weeks before going.

[Jay Bilas]

I was in Bogota recently from the 18-22 November time frame. Protests weren't that bad at all. I smashed 3 locals in 4 days with two of them being 10/10 in terms of looks and sex game. Look no further than the website eroticasbogota for a good time. Extremely fine local Colombian girls who really could be models or video vixens in America. Extremely cheap too. I've hit ass in quite a few continents and there is nothing like Hispanic women and this place is top notch in terms of service and girls on the menu. Must try for anyone coming to Bogota.

Jay Bills is back and Forever Mongering.

[Papa84]

Hi guys,

This is my first report, this forum is a amazing guide to this hobby. I stay in Airbnb in Candelaria, first Day I visited 3 houses in walking distance from the apartment, I feel very safe in these houses, the women are hot and price are unreal. I only speak a few basic word in Spanish but use google translate voice and I can have a decent conversation and learn Spanish in the meanwhile. I will hit Santa Fe today. If anyone want to met me, just send me a PM. Fred.

Hey Caboteur,

Let s hang out. You can find how to contact me on one of my posts.

I went to Santa Fe Tuesday afternoon. It was interesting but I quickly wished I had a wingman to be less bothered and harassed. Saw a very beautiful girl inside El Paso Texas but since I was curious to see all the girls on the block, I left and she was probably busy when I came back.

I definitely need a wingman, not for safety but more for fun. I m here until Saturday. Don't hesitate to contact me.

[Villainy]

A great monger friend told me that before I committed to retiring in Medellin, I simply had to visit Bogota. His point was that several activities (other than our favorite pastime) were far better represented in Bogota than in Medellin and I owed it to myself to explore Bogota before making a final decision.

Not one to ignore sage advice, I made the trip for 2 weeks and a day starting in early November, 2019.

I'm an analytical type by nature and I read many great reports in this forum (I. E. Routard's detailed analysis and many others). So in the spirit of sharing, I am going to tell you about some of the highlights and some of the careless errors.

The good:

I contacted Woodman09 and let him know I would be visiting Bogota. I asked for friendly recommendations and he gave me a couple. I followed his advice on one of the suggestions (Tequendama Suites). This place was a little difficult to find, although very close to the Tequendama Hotel. My room was reserved in advance even though I was arriving just past midnight. The place was amazing. A full kitchen with an oven, cooking utensils, a microwave, a half-refrigerator and glasses and dishes. There were two bathrooms an enclosed bedroom with a king-size bed and a living room area with hard wood floors and comfortable sofa chairs and a couch. I booked his place as part of a package with one of the services and my hotel rate was less than $40 USD a night. Oh and it included a buffet breakfast that included various juices, coffee a couple of scrambled egg choices, fruits and vegetables and soups and other options as well. Best of all, it was girl friendly as long as the girl left her cedula with the concierge between the hours of 9 am and 9 pm (my best recollection). Thank you Woodman09!

My first mission was to walk around the area where I was staying. There were numbers eating options in the mall like area where my Tea Suites was located. I found numerous banks in the area so retrieving cash was no problem at all. I did get winded and sweaty after any prolonged exertion. I attribute this to the altitude and my lest than Spartan shape (I'm 66 and in less than fighting trim but not nearly obese etc). I met Woodman09 after a few days at my hotel and we went for a meal and some general discussions. It was a very informative meeting. I booked him for a tour of Santa Fe the next night. Woodman09 has been living in the area for several years and knows the lay of the land, speaks Spanish better than I do and is a known quantity in the Santa Fe area. Oh, and his guide rate was very fair.

So, can you just come down and taxi your way to Santa Fe and meander your way through the area? I think you can but why would you risk it? At least the first time (or two) get a guide to take you there, show you the ropes. He'll tell you if you are dressing like a target. He'll protect you. A wingman for the inexperienced, in the Santa Fe area is good advice. There are other things too, of course. Don't wear flashy clothes, or jewelry. Don't take your cell-phone out of your pocket to see who is buzzing you, wait til you're in a covey or a strip club.

So, what did I think of Santa Fe? Pretty amazing. Many beautiful women. I didn't pull one of my first trip through with Wood but I got a few phone numbers and although I'm extremely picky, I would say there were at least half a dozen that had me drooling on that first trip. Needless to say, Woodman09 can give you advice on other parts of Bogota too.

With some connection help from Woodman, I got to meet a few other visitors there at the same time: IrishA and Ikonic. We went out one night (a Sunday) and finally we found a pub that was open. We got some grub and shared stories and ideas. IrishA is extremely experienced all over the world and had a number of great suggestions about how to improve or perfect your hobby experience. Ikonic was less experienced but a terrific person to have in your group. Unfortunately, I had slept poorly and afterwards, they went for a Santa Fe dessert and I begged off and went home.

The bad.

Well on the way back from the pub, the torrential rains of November cut loose. I waited under the eaves talking to Colombians for 30 minutes with no let up. Unable to get a cab or an Huber, I walked back to the hotel through inches of puddled water and non-stop lightening and thunder and pounding rain. I finally made it back, soaked from head to foot. My shoes were completely soggy, so was my pants, socks, tee-shirt and jacket. Yuckkkk!

I took a hot shower and got into bed. Well, a few days later, I came down with a terrible case of the flu. Perhaps (as my doctor told me) it wasn't related to the storm but somewhere I contacted a flu carrier. I was bed-ridden for a few days. I got up at night almost every hour to drink water and quench my parched throat. The third day, I visited reception and asked them if they had a doctor who could come over and examine me. This was very difficult in Spanish (for me) but it worked! They dialed a number (Uh-Oh) and I had to explain everything to a person on the phone, in Spanish. My Spanish is OK but certainly not fluent. It worked! They sent a doctor and his assistant over an hour later and YeaH! The doctor spoke English. So he checked me out, told me I had a fever and gave me an IV and some prescriptions (which aren't really needed in Colombia, since the Droguerias will fill anything except Narcotics without a prescription). He told me I would be fine in a few days, just drink lots of fluids, eat every meal and get lots of rest.

So? Instead of assuming that Bogota is just like Medellin, only a little higher in altitude and a little cooler in temperature, I should have done my homework and noticed that the monsoons hit in October, November and April. Another month would have been much more pleasant.

The other goods.

Bogota is different than Medellin in another respect. The street / casa scene is infinitely greater in Bogota. But even if you are looking for other options, there really isn't a Facebook option for Bogota. The girls are very active on Twitter, Tinder and other web vehicles like Mileroticos and Photoprepagos. Medellin is far more Facebook centric. So despite, adjusting to the altitude for a few days and being sick for a week, I did have a few Rollas come over and welcome me to the Bogota world. I found one on Twitter. I think she was a little reluctant at first, but after an I'm exchange we moved to What'sApp and talked and set up our date. She had a hard time finding my Teq Suites place but we finally worked it out. Julia was petite a medical student at University (I believed her, because when I told her I was suffering from la grippa (the flu) she sent over a few prescription recommendations.

She was really shy and reserved but a total doll. Imagine a little doctor-wannabe that is 5'0" and 90 pounds jumping your bones! I saw her a second time the day before I left and she texted me later to be very aware that the protests might cause the streets to be a problem and to allow additional time to get to the airport. Is the nice or what??

I also found another selection on Mileroticos. She was blond (not naturally) and a little thicker and she was a total animal in bed. After she left me gasping for air she resumed her oral stimulation and mounted me for seconds. I was running out of gas. Once we called it in, she and I walked over to the Macarena district and found a great Spanish (as in Spain) restaurant and had a wide selection of choices including their Sangria wine option.

Summary.

Bogota is a great city but you really have to do your homework. Medellin is an easy, go there, enjoy the city kind of place. Bogota is much higher altitude wise, much larger which means many more options and their transportation system isn't the greatest and taxis, while plentiful, are an arduous process. So, in other words, do your homework and make the necessary preparations. (A little practice speaking and understanding Spanish will be well worth the effort).

[Caboteur]

Hi guys,

This is my first report, this forum is a amazing guide to this hobby. I stay in Airbnb in Candelaria, first Day I visited 3 houses in walking distance from the apartment, I feel very safe in these houses, the women are hot and price are unreal. I only speak a few basic word in Spanish but use google translate voice and I can have a decent conversation and learn Spanish in the meanwhile. I will hit Santa Fe today. If anyone want to met me, just send me a PM. Fred.

[Woodman09]

A Rhianna double in Santa Fe, damn I would have taken her just to see her naked. All in good fun! And yes the protest are over.

The Tall Man.

Not exactly a Rhianna double, but Rhianna quality. I did get a lap dance from her before, she is always giving lap dances, big demand. Beautiful tall model like. Perfect girl!