Bogota Reports

[GoneFishin]

A friend and I went to this club as he wanted to see what high end was like in Bogota. His fist time in Bogota. He is not really a monger so it was funny to watch him turn into the prey for all those hot ladies. This place is just North of Parque 93 and it is very expensive. We had already spent hours at Pussy House and 69, around the corner from PH paying like 10 k pesos for our beers and 100 k for the lady of your choice. Negotiable as always. But this Lido place you got to have BANK. The beer are 50 k or 60 k each and we ordered 60 k variety and only that. With the fees, taxes, etc that bill came out to nearly 170 k for 2 beers. We just left bars paying 20 k for those same beers. Its a great club to see beautiful woman all fighting to be noticed by you and invited over for a chat, etc. Seems like its in a new space to me anyway I've been to a club like this years and years ago in the same block but it was quite small but high priced too. The moment you sit down about 25 girls surrounded my buddy and were just posing for him with all their best angles. I knew better and kept walking around and found me a chair at the bar where a few lined up for me to evaluate. To me 80% where doable on the spot, hot. Conversed with a few and the place has a 300 k room / exit charge and then you pay the girls rate. Always negotiable but was told from 500 k to a million Colombian pesos. Quality is nice and all but for that 170 k I could have had several rounds of beers and a girl at Pussy House / 69. Just my 2 cents.

GF.

[ReachJM]

My apologies I meant to say 100 k for 1 HR. I typically do 1 HR in massage places so I can relax a bit. You are correct that it is 50 k for 30 minutes.

When I went last time about Mid March, tantra supervisor said they don't do 30 minutes. Only hour and 100 mil.

[JackTaggart]

My apologies I meant to say 100 k for 1 HR. I typically do 1 HR in massage places so I can relax a bit. You are correct that it is 50 k for 30 minutes.

Makes sense. Obviously we are all looking for different things. But. If you are looking for a massage I do not think tantra is the place to go. It's perfect for a 30 minute session to feel her out in a relaxed atmosphere outside the streets. I am just saying this for others reading up on it.

I've found some gems there but it's luck if the draw with the lineup.

[TiaVoyage25]

Tantra Spa is still 50 mil for 30 minutes with bbj included as of like 2 weeks ago. I was there. If you got charged closer to 100 then you negotiating extras. Or. Like my first time I asked how much was bbj and she upcharged me because I didn't know how it worked.

Tantra Bar is next door and I haven't been since end of last year. But it was 60 mil without bbj. But they bring you to the tantra spa rooms to do the deed.

My apologies I meant to say 100 k for 1 HR. I typically do 1 HR in massage places so I can relax a bit. You are correct that it is 50 k for 30 minutes.

[JackTaggart]

Pasadena neighborhood in the north zone, something like carrera 53 con 104.

Tantras is about 100 k for a half hour. Lower quality here but still solid. Locals love it. I won't be going back.

Nanxing about 250 k 1 HR. Solid.

Abejitas about 270 k 1 HR. Solid.

Absolut about 350 k 1 HR. Hit or miss, but generally solid.

Vickys 400 k+, pretty good and worth it imo.

The locals don't really like Absolut or Vickys. It is very expensive for them so they talk a lot of trash about them on their local review boards. They say the places are overpriced for the quality, which I disagree with but you all can judge for yourselves.

Tantra Spa is still 50 mil for 30 minutes with bbj included as of like 2 weeks ago. I was there. If you got charged closer to 100 then you negotiating extras. Or. Like my first time I asked how much was bbj and she upcharged me because I didn't know how it worked.

Tantra Bar is next door and I haven't been since end of last year. But it was 60 mil without bbj. But they bring you to the tantra spa rooms to do the deed.

[TiaVoyage25]

Not much to write about but a few updates for those in the area or who will be coming to the area soon.

As I said in my previous report, the clubs and streets are open. It was pretty slow on Sunday night compared to Saturday night but I expect that is because of the obvious. The only clubs with a decent amount of girls in them were Paisas and Venus. Paisas had better quality by a long shot, but still not that great. Venus usually doesn't have many good looking girls in general but I still go check it out anyways. Troya, Fiebre, and Atunis were practically empty. Not many girls were out on the streets either. Lots of police were patrolling and patting people down, which I have seen them do occasionally.

One of the girls I saw in Paisas was working in front of one of the short time motels. She was decent looking, it was late, and I was tired so I decided to go see her. As expected, she quoted 60 k (compared to what would have been 120 k in Paisas itself) and we went inside. She asked if I wanted a BBBJ and I sure said, expecting her to ask for more cash. She just went right for it. Solid experience, in and out in 15 minutes. I tipped her 20 k for her work / performance and went on my way.

[TiaVoyage25]

Thoroughly enjoyed the report. Quick question. Do you remember where Vicky's Spa was located?

Pasadena neighborhood in the north zone, something like carrera 53 con 104.

You mentioned Abejitas, Tantra 72 etc. Vary a lot by price but mentioned only one price. Do you happen to know what any of the other price points might be among those massage places?

Tantras is about 100 k for a half hour. Lower quality here but still solid. Locals love it. I won't be going back.

Nanxing about 250 k 1 HR. Solid.

Abejitas about 270 k 1 HR. Solid.

Absolut about 350 k 1 HR. Hit or miss, but generally solid.

Vickys 400 k+, pretty good and worth it imo.

The locals don't really like Absolut or Vickys. It is very expensive for them so they talk a lot of trash about them on their local review boards. They say the places are overpriced for the quality, which I disagree with but you all can judge for yourselves.

[World Jockey]

Bogota Trip Update:

As cool as it is reading the drama, I'd like to bring everything back into focus with a trip report. I've been on ground for about a week now and will be here a bit longer.

For those of you who are like me and want quality and convenience and are willing to pay for it, then I believe your best bet is to navigate places like Troya and Fiebre on the weekends, mixing it up with high quality massage places like Vickys or Absolut during the week days,.

Thanks for getting the BOG train back on the tracks.

I'm a casa lover but not familiar with either of these two. You got a preference and why?

[Knowledge]

You mentioned Abejitas, Tantra 72 etc. Vary a lot by price but mentioned only one price. Do you happen to know what any of the other price points might be among those massage places?

Bogota Trip Update:

As cool as it is reading the drama, I'd like to bring everything back into focus with a trip report. I've been on ground for about a week now and will be here a bit longer.

Arrival: I don't check bags so smooth through customs, etc. Withdrew some cash from an ATM at the airport and exchanged some money. Staying at Hotel San Francisco (decent breakfast is included). I've heard the hotel is guest friendly but I don't bring girls back so I wouldn't know. I sometimes stay in an Airbnb but I wanted the convenience of being able to roll out of bed this trip and grab breakfast right away.

Weather: For those who care, it is high 60's low 70's during the day, high 50's ish at night. It rains in late afternoon most days around 6 pm but usually clears up after an hour or so.

Easter season: Last week was "Holy Week" so things were a bit slow. The SF clubs were closed Thursday and Friday (except Paisas LOL) but were open in full swing last night. Easter week is a big deal here but Easter itself is not.

Safety: OK. So first, to the old gringo who was walking last night with two girls and loudly / drunkenly shouting, in English, "hey girls where are we going? In the middle of SF, that is not a good look. Part of me wanted to interject to help this old guy, but honestly if you haven't learned how to behave in public and not make yourself a target at this point then there's not much I can do for you. I have been going to SF for years at this point and haven't had any trouble. I typically walk to and from the place and the most dangerous part is coming and going. The part of SF with the clubs and main street girls is fine but you should always have your guard up. Don't be scared, be smart.

SF Girls: Last week was a slow week in SF because it was holy week. Maundy Thursday and Good Friday are national holidays in Colombia so the clubs were shut down and most of the street girls had closed up shop. Everything is back to business as usual today (Sunday) and I'll probably go check it out tonight. The girls were decent last week but nothing to write about. Hopefully the quality will improve as people come back from visiting their families or whatever it is they do during the holiday. As for overall quality of SF, well it depends. I have found the most attractive girls to be in Fiebre and Troya. I have not seen Fiebre girls working the street. I have seen a few Troya girls working the street. I have seen several of the girls from the other clubs go back and forth between the street and the clubs. You will pay more in the clubs than you will on the street by about double (60 k vs. 120 k). That is of course cheap by the standards of most people here, but a difference worth noting nonetheless. Fiebre girls on a Friday and Saturday night are the closest you will get to the quality you will find in a place like Solarium in Rio de Janeiro. Fiebre (Weekend) will have lots of 7's, a few 8's, maybe one or two 9's. Fiebre is typically not great on the weekdays. Troya is solid on both weekdays and weekends. Troya has a solid amount of 6's and 7's, very few 8's, no 9's. The other main clubs (Venus, Atunis, Paisas) will have mostly 4's and 5's, some 6's, even fewer 7's, and practically no 8's or 9's. I have occasionally seen an 8 in Atunis and Paisas, but never anywhere else. The street girls vary in quality significantly. Like I said before, most of the girls at the lower end clubs will wander to and from the street at their leisure.

SA Girls: You have a lot of flexibility here because you can make an arrangement with a girl that suits your fancy looks wise before ever even meeting. The most attractive girls here who are essentially part time escorts will ask for about 400-450 k per hour or per meet up, depending on the girl. I have met with a few of these girls for drinks and fun but the effort to follow through just isn't worth the energy for me. Nonetheless, I have seen many 8's and a few 9's. This option is good for people who don't mind spending the extra money to get with a girl they know they will find attractive without having to go anywhere. It isn't for me but it is still an option people should know about. As I don't like to bring girls back to where I stay, I have found several good short term motel options in Chapinero. They aren't hard to find. Just google it.

Massage Girls: Abejitas, Tantra Spa 72, Colorin Spa, Nanxing Spa, Vickys Spa, and Absolut Spa are all solid. They vary in price significantly. Vickys Spa has the most attractive girls and you will pay about 400-500 k for the hour. I found it to be worth it but it depends on the person. The girls here are quite attractive, in the 8 range by my standards.

Northern Club Girls: I would be lying if I said I had the name to these places and I haven't been to one since last summer. I found the girls to be just a tier better than what you would find in a place like Fiebre on a Saturday night. For those who have been to Brazil, think of it as like Centaurus in Rio. You're paying a lot but the quality tends to be there, for the most part. None of the places are even close to the famous Scandallo is Sao Paulo. You're going to pay a lot in these places and they absolutely will try to rip you off even more so than the waiters in the SF clubs. They will try to add drinks to your bill or charge super inflated prices like 60 k for a beer. The girls themselves will ask ridiculous prices like 600 k for the hour on top of a take out fee. Just the thought of the hassle it takes to have a good experience here stresses me out so I don't even pursue it. I went with a buddy last year just to show him and he loved it, but that is only because I took care of all of the logistics. If you want to find these clubs, simply just walk anywhere Zona Rosa and Zona T on any given night. A tout will approach you saying something like "chicas chicas" and show you the way.

Online Escort Girls: La Celestina. Eroticas Bogota. You don't need more than that. Prices are listed on their website and they are very reasonable for what you get. Additionally, these agencies don't scam, in my experience. The girls are quite attractive and you can ask the company to send you someone who will do what you like, just ask. Yes of course you could use the local sites like photoprepagos, mileroticos, or pasionprepagos but then you have to take the time to sort through the trash, read reviews, and then actually schedule with the girl. That is a lot of effort and moving pieces to save what amounts to be 20 to 30 bucks. If that is your thing, no judgment. Putting the effort into it to save a few bucks just isn't worth it to me.

For those of you who are like me and want quality and convenience and are willing to pay for it, then I believe your best bet is to navigate places like Troya and Fiebre on the weekends, mixing it up with high quality massage places like Vickys or Absolut during the week days, with some high quality escort service like La Celestina thrown in there somewhere. The effort of navigating the northern club scam circuit just isn't worth the squeeze for me and I don't have any interest in taking the time to sort through SA to arrange anything with a girl there. If you're looking for a safe, high quality, low stress experience like Scandallo in SP or Solarium in Rio, you won't find it here. Everything in Bogota has a trade off whether that be time, energy, expense, quality, or relative safety.

[Haxagonus]

Thoroughly enjoyed the report. Quick question. Do you remember where Vicky's Spa was located?

Yea where is it? I can't seem to find Vicky spa on google maps. I thought I had it saved. Apparently not.

[JoeRoc]

Bogota Trip Update:
As cool as it is reading the drama, I'd like to bring everything back into focus with a trip report. I've been on ground for about a week now and will be here a bit longer..

Thanks for actually post something worth reading. Ill be back in Bogota Friday so I'm glad I missed the Easter slowness.

[Sangnyc21]

Bogota Trip Update:

As cool as it is reading the drama, I'd like to bring everything back into focus with a trip report. I've been on ground for about a week now and will be here a bit longer.

Arrival: I don't check bags so smooth through customs, etc. Withdrew some cash from an ATM at the airport and exchanged some money. Staying at Hotel San Francisco (decent breakfast is included). I've heard the hotel is guest friendly but I don't bring girls back so I wouldn't know. I sometimes stay in an Airbnb but I wanted the convenience of being able to roll out of bed this trip and grab breakfast right away..

Thoroughly enjoyed the report. Quick question. Do you remember where Vicky's Spa was located?

[TiaVoyage25]

Bogota Trip Update:

As cool as it is reading the drama, I'd like to bring everything back into focus with a trip report. I've been on ground for about a week now and will be here a bit longer.

Arrival: I don't check bags so smooth through customs, etc. Withdrew some cash from an ATM at the airport and exchanged some money. Staying at Hotel San Francisco (decent breakfast is included). I've heard the hotel is guest friendly but I don't bring girls back so I wouldn't know. I sometimes stay in an Airbnb but I wanted the convenience of being able to roll out of bed this trip and grab breakfast right away.

Weather: For those who care, it is high 60's low 70's during the day, high 50's ish at night. It rains in late afternoon most days around 6 pm but usually clears up after an hour or so.

Easter season: Last week was "Holy Week" so things were a bit slow. The SF clubs were closed Thursday and Friday (except Paisas LOL) but were open in full swing last night. Easter week is a big deal here but Easter itself is not.

Safety: OK. So first, to the old gringo who was walking last night with two girls and loudly / drunkenly shouting, in English, "hey girls where are we going? In the middle of SF, that is not a good look. Part of me wanted to interject to help this old guy, but honestly if you haven't learned how to behave in public and not make yourself a target at this point then there's not much I can do for you. I have been going to SF for years at this point and haven't had any trouble. I typically walk to and from the place and the most dangerous part is coming and going. The part of SF with the clubs and main street girls is fine but you should always have your guard up. Don't be scared, be smart.

SF Girls: Last week was a slow week in SF because it was holy week. Maundy Thursday and Good Friday are national holidays in Colombia so the clubs were shut down and most of the street girls had closed up shop. Everything is back to business as usual today (Sunday) and I'll probably go check it out tonight. The girls were decent last week but nothing to write about. Hopefully the quality will improve as people come back from visiting their families or whatever it is they do during the holiday. As for overall quality of SF, well it depends. I have found the most attractive girls to be in Fiebre and Troya. I have not seen Fiebre girls working the street. I have seen a few Troya girls working the street. I have seen several of the girls from the other clubs go back and forth between the street and the clubs. You will pay more in the clubs than you will on the street by about double (60 k vs. 120 k). That is of course cheap by the standards of most people here, but a difference worth noting nonetheless. Fiebre girls on a Friday and Saturday night are the closest you will get to the quality you will find in a place like Solarium in Rio de Janeiro. Fiebre (Weekend) will have lots of 7's, a few 8's, maybe one or two 9's. Fiebre is typically not great on the weekdays. Troya is solid on both weekdays and weekends. Troya has a solid amount of 6's and 7's, very few 8's, no 9's. The other main clubs (Venus, Atunis, Paisas) will have mostly 4's and 5's, some 6's, even fewer 7's, and practically no 8's or 9's. I have occasionally seen an 8 in Atunis and Paisas, but never anywhere else. The street girls vary in quality significantly. Like I said before, most of the girls at the lower end clubs will wander to and from the street at their leisure.

SA Girls: You have a lot of flexibility here because you can make an arrangement with a girl that suits your fancy looks wise before ever even meeting. The most attractive girls here who are essentially part time escorts will ask for about 400-450 k per hour or per meet up, depending on the girl. I have met with a few of these girls for drinks and fun but the effort to follow through just isn't worth the energy for me. Nonetheless, I have seen many 8's and a few 9's. This option is good for people who don't mind spending the extra money to get with a girl they know they will find attractive without having to go anywhere. It isn't for me but it is still an option people should know about. As I don't like to bring girls back to where I stay, I have found several good short term motel options in Chapinero. They aren't hard to find. Just google it.

Massage Girls: Abejitas, Tantra Spa 72, Colorin Spa, Nanxing Spa, Vickys Spa, and Absolut Spa are all solid. They vary in price significantly. Vickys Spa has the most attractive girls and you will pay about 400-500 k for the hour. I found it to be worth it but it depends on the person. The girls here are quite attractive, in the 8 range by my standards.

Northern Club Girls: I would be lying if I said I had the name to these places and I haven't been to one since last summer. I found the girls to be just a tier better than what you would find in a place like Fiebre on a Saturday night. For those who have been to Brazil, think of it as like Centaurus in Rio. You're paying a lot but the quality tends to be there, for the most part. None of the places are even close to the famous Scandallo is Sao Paulo. You're going to pay a lot in these places and they absolutely will try to rip you off even more so than the waiters in the SF clubs. They will try to add drinks to your bill or charge super inflated prices like 60 k for a beer. The girls themselves will ask ridiculous prices like 600 k for the hour on top of a take out fee. Just the thought of the hassle it takes to have a good experience here stresses me out so I don't even pursue it. I went with a buddy last year just to show him and he loved it, but that is only because I took care of all of the logistics. If you want to find these clubs, simply just walk anywhere Zona Rosa and Zona T on any given night. A tout will approach you saying something like "chicas chicas" and show you the way.

Online Escort Girls: La Celestina. Eroticas Bogota. You don't need more than that. Prices are listed on their website and they are very reasonable for what you get. Additionally, these agencies don't scam, in my experience. The girls are quite attractive and you can ask the company to send you someone who will do what you like, just ask. Yes of course you could use the local sites like photoprepagos, mileroticos, or pasionprepagos but then you have to take the time to sort through the trash, read reviews, and then actually schedule with the girl. That is a lot of effort and moving pieces to save what amounts to be 20 to 30 bucks. If that is your thing, no judgment. Putting the effort into it to save a few bucks just isn't worth it to me.

For those of you who are like me and want quality and convenience and are willing to pay for it, then I believe your best bet is to navigate places like Troya and Fiebre on the weekends, mixing it up with high quality massage places like Vickys or Absolut during the week days, with some high quality escort service like La Celestina thrown in there somewhere. The effort of navigating the northern club scam circuit just isn't worth the squeeze for me and I don't have any interest in taking the time to sort through SA to arrange anything with a girl there. If you're looking for a safe, high quality, low stress experience like Scandallo in SP or Solarium in Rio, you won't find it here. Everything in Bogota has a trade off whether that be time, energy, expense, quality, or relative safety.

[Knowledge]

As many times as I see it, and as true as I know it to be, I can't help but be surprised that guys in their 50's and 60's need these reality checks and reminders.

Another experiment,

If anyone here doubts my words, then ask your next girl to show you a photo of her boyfriend on her phone, and then compare it with your image in the mirror. And before licking her pussy, Ask her How many clients she had before you today. And for lovers of bare back, google STD transmission, A prostitute's mouth and her pussy are no different. It's just a hole with mucous membrane. The same viruses and bacteria live in her mouth. And the blood to blood, from her gums is the same as the blood from her pussy.

I hope this will save you from STD, chlamydia, and prostatitis.

[Gabacho]

Do you know why she had a tampon in her p* Because either she was having her period or she was having discharge for a medical reason.

It was her period. I thought I had said that in my post. That doesn't bother me at all though. The stupid tampon bothers me more than the period blood.